2. Does no one think that the director of Metamorphosis is inhuman? Grandpa's sick leave money is always 100 for each staff member. Why do you want to make a good man cry?
3. Wordless pain is a kind of wisdom, and wordless smile is an open mind.
4. Love is based on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.
You are an angel in the devil, which breaks my heart.
He is poor now, but he still insists on studying abroad.
Please don't judge my friends by money and status.
8. Even if Chris has no money, house or car, he still has Mei Geni.
In fact, every avenue leading to sunshine is full of bumps.
10, you mix diploma, I mix society. What you want is knowledge, what I want is money. We are different people! ! ! ?
1 1, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra leisure.
Money can do many things, but it is not everything. We should know its field. And limit it there; When it wants to develop further, it even has to kick them back.
13, rich people, poor people work hard!
14, I felt so naive when I was a child. I don't have the benefits, money and power today.
15. This is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by diving into places where new users are concentrated.
16, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, and people who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.
17, reality tells me that I can't keep my friends without money.
Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.
19, you don't have to forget the past, but you must let it go.
20. No matter how much wealth China has, if it is divided by 100 million people, it will be pitiful; No matter how small the problem in China is, it will be great if multiplied by 100 million people.
2 1, people who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.
22. Did the leaves leave because of the wind, or did the tree not stay?
23, seven summers: villas that are not made of money will be warm, simple and simple, and love will make the nest warmer.
24. Sometimes, people who know how to avoid problems are better than those who know how to solve them.
25. There are only a few pieces of broken furniture at home. It's really a family.
26. Time has pieced us together and torn us alive.
27. Friends have two sides. Some can give you warmth, while others will only make you feel chilling. Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be thankful that it is really not a matter of getting together in this era of no money, no rights, no benefits and no rights. Stick tight when you feel right, and walk away when you are tired. No one is to blame. Everyone lives for himself. Don't keep those who leave. Take care of the people around you and let them really understand your kindness. That's a true friend.
29. I couldn't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide.
30. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!
3 1, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.
It is said that if a person has no money, he will be doomed to failure.
Don't let go of my hand, even if I tell you the way.
He made a fortune in business, but died penniless.
35. It is better to cherish what should be cherished than to think about what should not be saved.
36, no money, you ask me for money, you don't miss my friend, but the word is separated by money.
37. If you have money, you will lose; if you have no money, you will worship God.
38. We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung!
Don't deny a person's ability just because of some trivial things.
40. A woman can live without money, but she can't live without dignity and love, but she can't live without self-esteem. A woman's noble capital is dignity!
4 1. What is the scariest thing in the world? God replied: there is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for performance; Social success, lazy people hope to peak. People are ugly but temperate, and friends are less partial to home; Being single is always melodramatic, without money and willfulness.
42. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!
43. In the rich second generation, you didn't make money, but your father made money.
Half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.
When he was down and out, he went to visit Nasreddin, a kind and clever old man who often helped people out of trouble.
46. The three worst bowls of noodles in life: human face, emotional face and scene.
47. A successful husband has more money to spend than his wife. A successful wife is looking for such a husband.
48. Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.
Happy new year. If you want to wish yourself health and happiness, a happy family and countless money in 20xx, don't work hard, come and send a flower.
Don't call me stingy, because I have no reason to be generous with my parents' money.
5 1. What's the use of wearing clothes with 30,000 yuan? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.
52. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
53. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.
54. The girl with connotation in the city longs for love, while the girl in the village longs for money and material things.
55. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.
56. Love and money are both good things, but together, sweet candy may not be produced.
57. I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. Crossing the sea was difficult in the past.
There are many things more important than money in this world, such as you.
59. Money in hand is a tool to keep freedom, and money in pursuit is a tool to make yourself a slave.
60, the college entrance examination, the first big level on the road of life, boss, brothers, get ready for the ultimate big move! Won!
6 1, deleting everything from the predecessor is a respect for the next.
62. Pretend to be stranger than a stranger when you are clearly not a stranger. .
63. Money determines the life span of poverty and depends on people's hearts.
At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.
65. Women always say that men become bad when they have money. I want to ask, do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? Love?
66. Love is the natural beauty of nudity, if there is no money to decorate it.
67. We always think that love is much more noble than money, but we refuse to admit that both are desires.
68. Do you like going to the supermarket? I don't like it. Why? No money, no company
69. He said that we all learned to be calm later. But no one's youth is smooth sailing.
The last time she ate with her children was a day ago, and the food was shared by poor neighbors.
7 1, silly, only know timely persistence and give up;
73. A group of dogs with money around them can't walk without money.
74. A school is like a watch. You can go to school if you pay.
75. God gave me a low-key face, but I can't hide that I have a heart that can show off in an ostentatious manner.
76. The distance between a blessing and a smile is far greater than the ambiguity between people. Acquaintance is fate, and knowing each other is a blessing in life.
77. I'm not RMB, so I can't be liked by everyone.
78. Things change for a long time.
79. Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be glad that in this era of no money, no power, no profit and no power, everyone has come together for nothing.
80. Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday. This is not scientific!
8 1, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life and money that make me a bitch.
82. When we were poor, we really loved each other. When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?
83. It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.
84. Links are like money. Only after circulation will it produce value.
85. Time is really a warm and indifferent friend. It depicts growth and perhaps takes away a lot of the original self.
86. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?
Once you have money, you blur the line between consumption and waste.
88. Men have money, everything and loneliness.
89. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.
90. Live in your own heart, not in the eyes of others.
9 1, there is no past or future in time, only the realistic present.
92. When someone tells you that it's not about money, but about principle, nine times out of ten it's about money.
93. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.
94. On the bus, my two coins fell to the ground, and I was about to pick them up. My uncle sitting next to me picked them up. I thought he would give them back to me, but he put them directly in his pocket! I thought my uncle might not have the money to take the bus. Forget it! After a while, the conductor came over and I took out two more coins and handed them to the conductor. Grandpa took four coins from his pocket and said slowly, I paid the girl's fare together! ! ! Uncle, what do you want? ..
95. I hope someone will say to me when I am angry: I'm sorry I made you angry. Eat quickly, and scold me when you have had enough.
96. Don't say there are no good men in this world. Don't hold a grudge against the person who abandoned you. After all, I loved you and hurt you. Tolerance will make you more beautiful.
97, a cup of tea life ups and downs, the world is more common.
98. No one is right or wrong before love, only those who bow their heads and admit their mistakes.
99, people are hard to talk, neither sweet nor long, nor have money.
100, I never know where my money went. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.
Talking about money and no money
1, in fact, it is also a good thing to have no money to take Malaysia Airlines.
Growing up, my best and most effective magic is to leave the money. . . .
3, you laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for pretending to be rich.
4. If love has no money to decorate, love is the natural beauty of nudity.
5. It's difficult for my grandson to give a question, and my son is strict in grading the paper, so I can't do it, and the paper is wasted.
6. Do you like going to the supermarket? I don't like it. Why? No money, no company
7. I have no power, no power, no looks and no money. I didn't force you to know me!
8. "If there is no better choice, I will always be with you." Even if you feel that you will die without him now, you will feel that you will die without money in a few years.
9. If you have money, you will lose; if you have no money, you will worship God.
10, the girl said, "Mom, are you poor? Then you sell me to a rich family and run back when I grow up, okay? "
1 1. At present, the most frightening thing is that there is no lower limit for grades; Social failure; People are ugly, but they are headstrong without money.
12, it's time for girls to show off short skirts and long-legged boys to cardigan and reveal their collarbones. Haagen-Dazs, a local tyrant, is as poor as Starbucks and I am.
13,: people are hard to talk and have no money ~
14, I never know where my money went. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.
15. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.
16, a good brother is when you have no money to eat, he hides the money and goes hungry with you.
17, there are four kinds of men to women. The first visual type looks good, but the embroidered pillow has a bag of grass. The second type of emotion can talk to you about the lingering love, which hurts feelings the most and is useless after marriage. The third luxury can give you the best life, but it may not be able to accompany you to your old age. The fourth is more practical, ugly, unable to fall in love and have no money, but willing to take on family responsibilities. Which one do you want?
I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.
19, behind the scenery, there is no vicissitudes of life. Pretend to be rich and understand, and the packaging has no money to understand. Don't be as knowledgeable as a fool, or you won't know who is a fool. Greed is the truest poverty, and contentment is the truest wealth. Education is a bronze medal, ability is a silver medal, contacts are a gold medal, and thinking is a trump card.
20. I'll get out when I'm bored. If I don't comfort people, get out. If I talk too much, get out. If I have no money, I'll leave. I don't have the potential to get out. I don't live to please you.
2 1, people who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.
22. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
23. We didn't spend your money on school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.
24. Links are like money. Only after circulation will it produce value.
25. "Let me buy you a drink." "Do you think I have no money to buy it?" "Don't talk nonsense about black tea and green tea?" "black tea" and "..."
26. Growing up, I found that my best and best magic was to make money disappear!
27. Holidays are all kinds of idleness at home, and going out without money is suspected.
28. Whenever. When there is no money or power. My brother is still with me. When people are down and out. Brothers still cling to each other. Sweet and sour, we should be together. Because we are good brothers. Good brothers, let's go together sometime.
29. Money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.
30. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.
3 1, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra leisure.
32. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.
33, ugly, not sweet mouth, awkward appearance, and no money!
You are an angel in the devil, and this way breaks my heart.
Half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.
36. It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.
37, this young lady has no money, no potential, no figure and no appearance, but she can live carefree, painless, envious?
38. Raise your own pretty boy with your husband's money.
39. Is your wound scabbed? Do you think mine will blossom?
40. Girl, I have no face, no body, no money and no potential, but girl, I am domineering, and I have a style that you don't have.
4 1, not all girls love money, don't think me so vulgar.
42. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.
43. I forgot who said that there are people in this world who really don't love money, but there is no one who doesn't love beauty. It is the face, not the feeling, that falls in love at first sight.
44. Reality tells us. What happened? Don't worry. It's nothing. Don't go bankrupt. What are you moving? Don't get emotional. .
45. Money is presumptuous; If you have no money, you will be bound.
46. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
47, shouting Qian Jie I love you, keep you safe!
48. No money, no heart, no feelings, and divorce.
49, I just want to say to Gu Yuan's mother, you are there to talk about, have you ever thought that if you have no money at home, you will be willing to marry your son?
At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.
There is no money to refuel when the price of gasoline rises. Funny. Tell me the highlights.
Funny talk about the price increase of gasoline without money to refuel (I) 1. Oil prices have gone up in secret again. I don't want to spend 300 yuan on a dress. After a tank of oil is filled with 400 yuan, I absolutely dare not treat it lightly. Oil is so expensive!
Mom said that the oil price is too expensive to drive. She said that mom can also buy a scooter and can move forward without oil.
Now that the price of oil has risen so much, I can't afford to drive. Wrap it up for safety.
4. Go to road trip, I will take you, and you will take the money and gas pipe. The number of places is limited, only three people. You can't push it if you have more. The price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.
5. The prices of gasoline, apples, eggs, radishes and instant noodles have all gone up ... but we have to live strong, because the prices of cemeteries have also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials in it. ...
I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.
7. Before the money was made, the price of oil went up secretly again. Although the oil was expensive, I got up the courage to fill it up.
8. A few years later, the oil price in a certain country continued to skyrocket and climbed Mount Everest. People in a country no longer need to buy a car. This is the same as saving money to send a mobile phone. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: prepay the fuel fee of 654.38+10,000 yuan, and send a domestic car; Pre-stored fuel costs of 200,000 yuan, and send a mid-range car; Save 500 thousand gas money to send luxury cars ...
9. Let's not meet again. The high price of oil has made life worse.
10. The fuel consumption of automobiles is increasing. Can't afford gasoline.
1 1.92 full, debt full, 95 full, bankruptcy, 98 full, three generations of repayment.
12. Gas is too expensive. My husband ran away with someone, and I didn't bother to drive after him.
13. Friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.
14. Before the money was made, the oil price actually went up again. Forget it, I can't afford to drive. I am only financially qualified to ride an electric car now.
15. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't use oil, and I am a bicycle. Cyclists have an affair all their lives!
16. The prices of gasoline, apples, eggs, radishes and instant noodles have all gone up, but we must be strong, because the prices of cemeteries have also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials in it. ...
17. The price increase of gasoline, taxis, subways and traffic jams forced me to make the most important decision in my life-I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !
18. You can't drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!
19. I don't have the courage to carry your world, but I don't seem to have the courage to leave your world.
I suddenly decided to lose weight. What can my dog do, camel me? It can't camel me, how can I have the money to refuel?
Funny talk about the price increase of gasoline without money to refuel (2)1. You can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of gas, and you can buy an electric car. Oil prices are soaring, and you can't afford to drive.
22. I want to travel, backpacking alone, traveling alone, witnessing the scenery along the way, taking a camera, taking pictures of the scenery along the way and recording the mood along the way. That kind of life is what I want.
23. Why has the oil price gone up again? My dad said that my monthly living expenses would be 50 yuan less.
24. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, the pressure is reduced, and in severe cases, the crankcase explodes). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.
25. When the oil price exceeds that of 8 yuan, driving is too expensive. I'm going to go to work by bike.
26. This is really enviable. Oil prices have gone up again here, and resources are really unbalanced.
27. People of all ethnic groups in China welcomed the rise in oil prices, saying that any increase in oil prices would have no pressure and little impact. I heard that the oil price has risen again for no reason, and the people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applauded.
Gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.
29. This is not China oil, but China gold.
30. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.
3 1. There is no need to meet again. Oil prices have risen to 9 yuan.
During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )
33. When you meet a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is a word. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!
34. The oil price is too expensive to drive a car or add gas.
35. Why has the oil price gone up again? It is calling me to ride back to the little donkey after work and watch the beautiful sunset without traffic jams.
36. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in stainless steel cabinets, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 60kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.
37. Recently, two people pursued me. Should I promise to buy a house or a gas station?
38. If I can, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.
39. Users of new energy vehicles have achieved carefree happiness, which is really a happy car for the poor.
40. The breakfast shop downstairs is also selling 2 yuan fried dough sticks because of the rising oil price. 5 yuan each.
Crying that he has no money and is a poor friend. Funny copy is universal.
Crying and saying that you have no money is a funny copy of the poor circle of friends (the first one) 1. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your efforts now.
The difference between having money and not having money is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, while those who have money use ghosts to push the mill.
3. People's Congress is not as poor as it is, and the level is not as good as the level.
After rain, the soil is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky, and it is ok in general.
5. After the Double Eleven! Push hard. Hey! Hey, after eating dirt.
6. Every time you go shopping, you just go shopping.
7. Without money, the poor only have underpants.
The thief searched my house all night and finally left a hundred dollars.
9. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.
10. Every time I see a beggar shaking a bowl at me, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.
1 1. I really want this kind of friend. I don't have any interest. If I have money, I will treat you to delicious food. If you have no money, I'll rub it for you, and you take me to eat East.
12. The pockets are empty and the bank card is heavily in debt.
13. Weight. I hate you both for being short of money.
14. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.
15. Please help me order a lot.
16. Just caught a cockroach, MLGB finally ended the meat for half a year.
17. ditches are easy to open, but poor pits are difficult to fill.
18. Fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink, otherwise I would have starved to death!
19. No, you can't buy an oven anymore. You are already a poor man.
20. I heard someone say today that power and money = people. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?
21.iphone11is really hard to grab. Every time I book a checkout, I find that there is no money.
22. A Shan: I'm talking on paper. It's no use having ideals but no money.
There is an old saying that if you don't eat, you want to be immortal. You are hungry and your bed is warm. You really want to sleep for a day.
24. The valley folds money, the money folds the valley, a stone is borrowed, and a house dies.
25. You can only live by biting your nails every day.
26. I am tired outside and hungry at home.
27. Forget it, this dress doesn't suit me.
28. I have been chasing you for several years, but I still haven't succeeded, but I will stick to it. Come on!
29. How to transfer the money from my head to my mobile phone is really annoying.
30. I have a special desire to shop recently. Double eleven paid a lot of deposits, and then they had to eat dirt.
3 1. You can tell from a distance whether you are short of money.
32. Because of the lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes during the New Year.
33. There is a party today. Will you go? You go, I'm not going.
34. Being short of money, I really hate you two!
35. There is not a tile above, and there is not an inch of soil below.
36. People like me who have no money and status are always looked down upon and feel sorry for themselves. It's so sad.
37. Helpers don't make money, they make a living.
38. If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.
39. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.
40. The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and you will eat dirt as soon as you turn around.
4 1. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. In the past two months, you have to eat dirt.
42. I wonder if the market is prosperous.
43. If the air is cold, the poor will rent the poor.
44. Use two words to describe my double 1 1 night, go to bed early.
Crying that he has no money and is a poor friend (Chapter III) 45. Be careful when you walk across the lawn. Don't step on the soil I want to eat this month.
46. The carpenter doesn't have a stool to sit on at home, so he sells oil lady water to comb her hair.
47. Anything other than money will never be paid off.
48. Money worship is due to lack of money, and jealousy is due to lack of money.
49. A broken waist leads to no firewood at home.
50. Sorry, I can't give you the life you want.
5 1. Is money paper? I have been using coins!
52. If it doesn't rain for a hundred days, people will run out of money.
I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.
I owe my friend ten yuan, and it will take a month to pay it back.
55. Actually, I was very thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "Who knew every meal was hard" made me like this.
56. Millennium tiles also have a turning point, and no poor people are poor to the end.
57. Online banking is really convenient. Don't go to the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.
58. I am so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.
You can't drink tap water or eat unwashed apples, but you can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.
60. Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? There is no food again.
6 1. If you can lie at home on weekends, you will get hungry if you exercise too much.
62. My idea is simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.
63. Can I win the prize? There really isn't much money left after spending it. I am too poor to eat.
64. I didn't feel well, so I looked it up on the Internet and wrote my will.
65. Long sleeves and short hands make people poor and have low color.
66. Life is like this. He was teasing you, but you took it seriously.
67. When I make friends, I don't care whether he is poor or not, certainly not as poor as I am.