I spent more than two hours taking notes and recording these lines. Although Mr. Qi said there was a dedicated website. But I like to organize myself.
They had an affair, and he was his experiment. She always thought that the other person liked herself. Until he gave her a pot of cold water, cold from head to toe.
I like your food, but you don't like mine. I like meat, but there is no place where you should eat meat. I'm not against vegetarianism. Look, eggplant, pumpkin and zucchini are actually meat. But you are-leek, and you are the kind of person who doesn't use chemical fertilizer. '
Later, the man got tired of playing among those fat and thin women and wanted to come back and hook up with her. Cheap and shameless.
The coach said don't eat too much fat in fitness recently. I'm not asking you to cook for me, but I found some unhealthy food in the world. For example: low-fat milk, diet coke, vegetarian chicken, and of course you. You are so healthy, but I have been ignoring you. '
He fired the overbearing president of the backbone because of inconsistent food. It is the cold and arrogant Mr. puffer fish who is called poison. That is, when a man meets a woman, he is disturbed, and his idol bag is broken all over the floor. It's also the cute uncle who hooked up with food.
I hate people apologizing to me. After you said you were sorry, I had to pretend to be tolerant to make you feel better. But you didn't even buy me a decent hotel.
Instant noodles are the best friends of insomniacs. Water boils at 100℃, but it volatilizes the aroma of noodles. Noodles cooked three times are the most elastic, but they will not be penetrated, and perfection is only in an instant. And numbers can help infinitely approach this time. Beauty lies not in subversion, but in its existence before the peak, and how to control it is the key. Time is the enemy of noodles. One second's noodles and the next are completely different bowls. '
Ugly. Ugliness is not sad. Sadly, you are not ugly enough. Especially ugly and beautiful, at least they are special. As ugly as you are, it's common. '
These are the thoughts of ordinary people represented by your program. I hope rich people are illegitimate children, lead a dissolute life and never find true love. And childhood shadows. No matter how well I say I have done, you won't believe me. Only suffering can bring people closer together. '
Happy Valentine's Day to the audience. Without a lover, I miss my friends and move all the time. Pray for you. '
You're not just a cook. You are special. But there is something special about you. Too special to meet the standard, too special to control, too special to know what to do with you. '
I don't know. I can't imagine whether people will like you who can't cook, just as I can't imagine whether I will like you who can make mistakes one by one. Because I have no choice, I only like your advantages, not your shortcomings. Do you understand, Gu Shengnan! I can't choose whether I like you or not. '
Then you hate me more than you do. I just hate that you are stupid, illogical, sick at work, confused when you are awake, and even more confused when you are drunk. Your house is as dirty as a pigsty. "
"I don't have your position, but I have your position around me."
I always thought I liked eating alone. But after I met you, I realized that no one wanted to have dinner with me. '
You are a person who leaks soup when eating, and flies are cleaner than you.
The puffer fish is poisonous, but only those who bite it are ignorant.
A tall and charming woman with a soft Taiwan Province accent.
True freedom is about money.
Hot pot ranks first in the erotic food list. Because it's too much like some intimate behavior between couples. When two people constantly exchange saliva, they will be flushed, their hearts will be racing, their mouths will be thirsty, and they will not return until they are drunk. "
The food should not be too delicious, nor should it distract the guests and affect the topic. Appetite is a person's primary instinct. If you are controlled by it, it shows that your willpower is weak. '
Is hate a bad thing? Hate can make you lonely, loneliness can make you awake, and you will not be influenced by others. '
I hate people apologizing to me. Hey.-back off.
(Gu): Are you a neat freak?
(Road): Yes, is there a problem?
(Gu): When you went out just now, you stepped on a pile of dog shit.
Ha ha ha ha, small sample, can't cure you!
(Road): The hotel said you called in sick.
(Gu): My dog is ill. what can I do for you?
(Road): Visiting the sick for dinner.
Honest and frank bullying is easy, he growled.
(Gu): Why can't I have dinner with people?
(Road): How can you be with people when eating is such a personal matter? Aren't you taking a shower alone?
(Gu): Can eating and bathing be the same? I don't believe it. Don't you have family or friends? You must have dinner with them.
(Road): The lower animals are, the more they like to get together for dinner. Look at ants, flies, vultures and local dogs. You see, eagles always eat alone.
(Gu): People are different from animals.
(Road): No, they don't eat as long as you.
Poisonous tongue, poisonous tongue, poisonous tongue ... You deserve no one to accompany you to dinner.
(Gu): Are we not internationalized enough, or are we not fine products at all?
(Road): There are only three kinds of people in the world. People who kill pigs, people who buy pigs, and pigs.
(Gu): You call us pigs?
(Road): No.
(Gu): Have you considered our feelings? Pigs are also emotional animals. No matter what animal you are, you must have feelings, right? Pigs also have feelings!
Very special. I'll yell at you. Pigs are not easy to mess with
(Road): Why did you run when you saw me?
(Gu): Because I hate you.
(Road): What do you hate about me?
(Gu): I hate everything about you
(Road): Then you hate me more than you do. I just hate that your brain is stupid, your speech is illogical, your conditioned reflex is insufficient, you are confused when you are awake, and you are even more confused when you are drunk. Your house is as dirty as a pigsty.
(Gu): Shut up.
(Road): I'll shut up when you come out.
(Gu): I won't be cheated by you again. I won't cook for you again. I won't accept any position you offer me.
(Road): I don't have your position, but I have your position around me.
This is a disguised confession! Ah ah ah ...
(Road): I always thought I liked eating alone. But after I met you, I realized that no one wanted to have dinner with me.
(Gu): Didn't you say you hated it? Didn't you say I was special? I know you like my cooking.
(Road): I have eaten the dishes cooked by many people, but I have never said those words to those people.
(Gu): Then if I can't cook, will you still like me?
(Road): I don't know. I can't imagine whether people will like you who can't cook, just as I can't imagine whether I will like you who can make mistakes one by one. Because I have no choice, I only like your advantages, not your shortcomings. Do you understand, Gu Shengnan! I can't choose whether I like you or not.
(Gu): Then say you like me, right?
(Road): Are you a pig? Open the door!
(Gu): Am I sexy?
(Road): What?
Gu: Am I the sexiest person in the world?
(Lu): You are the most ordinary person.
The hostess was about to get excited about breaking the record, and then ... the door handle was broken. Uh-oh.
Gu: What are you doing?
(Road): Watch the sunset.
(Gu): Then what?
(Road): I don't know.
Focus.
The most romantic thing is to sit and watch the most beautiful sunset in quiet time.