Cao: Audience friends, crosstalk performers.

Liu: Say.

Cao and Liu: Happy New Year to you.

Cao: I am very excited to stand on this stage.

Liu: Beautiful.

Cao: We have an old saying in China.

Liu: Ah.

Cao: No, the first month is always a year.

Liu: Right.

Cao: Today is a good day.

Liu: Huh?

Cao: Lantern Festival

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Happy Lantern Festival.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: There are three points for family reunion.

Liu: What's wrong?

Cao: Enjoy the moon.

Liu: Hmm (agreed)

Cao: Eat Yuanxiao.

Liu: Oh (agreed)

Cao: Look at the light.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Lantern Festival is also called Lantern Festival.

Liu: Hmm (agreed)

Cao: The most interesting thing is solve riddles on the lanterns.

Liu: solve riddles on the lanterns.

Cao: I like this riddle best.

Liu: Oh (expressing surprise)

Cao: Good guess.

Liu: Really?

Cao: Not everyone can guess the riddle.

Liu: Oh

Cao: First of all, we must have a certain cultural background.

Liu: Of course.

Cao: There are many things to know.

Liu: Oh

Cao: I am very studious.

Liu: Really?

Cao: Educated.

Liu: Ouch! ?

Cao: I usually study better.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: A little capable.

Liu: What small skill do you have?

Cao: I know astronomy.

Liu: Oh

Cao: Overlooking the geography.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Renhe

Liu: Oh?

Cao: I like this ability.

Liu: Ah.

Cao: I didn't.

Liu: Eh. No. Why do you say that?

Cao: I have a little ability.

Liu: What small skill?

Cao: I can look at the monument and see the sheep with my eyes.

Liu: Oh, just blow, not you.

Cao: What are you talking about?

Liu: It's not me either. It's about Su Qin Sue.

Cao: You know.

Liu: He can visit the monument. Riding a fast horse with its head held high, I ran wildly on the road and saw a stone tablet on the roadside. After reading more than ten lines of inscriptions, he memorized them all. It's called a stone tablet tour.

Cao: That's fun.

Liu: Fight?

Cao: I am.

Liu: Ah.

Cao: See the monument by train.

Liu: Wow!

Cao: Is the horse fast or the train fast?

Liu: That train is very fast.

Cao: From Beijing to Tianjin.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Harmony, an intercity train.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: It's more than one hundred kilometers from here.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Thirty minutes. Is that fast enough?

Liu: That's fast enough.

Cao: Look at this monument.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Buy a ticket.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: By the window.

Liu: Why are you still leaning against the window?

Cao: It's convenient for me to read the inscription.

Liu: Look at this.

Cao: The train is running at a high speed.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: There is a stone tablet by the roadside.

Liu: Oh

Cao: The train roared by.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Remember the inscription and recite it backwards.

Liu: What does it say?

Cao: Langfang

Liu: Right.

Cao: Fall backwards like a stream to prevent wolves.

Liu: Hey, stop, who hasn't seen that stop sign?

Cao: I'm just kidding you.

Liu: Don't be ridiculous.

Cao: You can not only visit the monument.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: I can also see sheep with my eyes.

Liu: At that time, Sue from Su Qin walked down the hill and saw a dozen sheep on the hillside. He can tell at a glance how many are black and how many are white. Can you do it?

Cao: That's fun.

Liu: Did you call again?

Cao: I, Cao Yunjin, went to the mountains that day.

Liu: Oh

Cao: Walking at the foot of the mountain.

Liu: Oh

Cao: There are dozens of sheep on the hillside.

Liu: Quite a few.

Cao: I can tell at a glance how much is black and how much is white.

Liu: How many black ones and how many white ones?

Cao: None of them are black. They are all white.

Liu: Er, ok, do you still need to see it?

Cao: Educated.

Liu: Really?

Cao: I learned.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: This is the first point.

Liu: Right.

Cao: If you want to guess this riddle.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: You should think quickly.

Liu: Oh, the brain is flexible.

Cao: Then I'll guess from solve riddles on the lanterns.

Liu: Really?

Cao: Quick thinking.

Liu: Oh

Cao: Better than all these crosstalk performers.

Liu: Just blow.

Cao: No. His brain is too slow.

Liu: I don't think so. I must be better than you.

Cao: Don't argue.

Liu: If you don't believe me, you can take the exam.

Cao: Shall I bake you?

Liu: Take the exam.

Cao: There is no such a big stove.

Liu: Is the barbecue ready? ! Set questions, test

Cao: A test?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Of course. Let's play here, but we can't guess the old riddle.

Liu: Guess the new one.

Cao: It must be new.

Liu: OK.

Cao: Is that all right?

Liu: No problem.

Cao: My brain is spinning badly.

Liu: I am still alive.

Cao: Intelligence test.

Liu: Let's do it once.

Cao: Right.

Liu: OK.

Cao: OK.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Let's have a competition.

Liu: OK.

Cao: Let me guess one for you.

Liu: No problem.

Cao: OK. Please listen to the question.

Liu: You said

Cao: 1

Liu: Hum, speak English on the hour.

Cao: Say, what?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Guess.

Liu: Eh. (pause) How do you guess this thing? What do I know?

Cao: Do you dare to compare with others?

Liu: No, your question is also unreasonable.

Cao: Let me remind you.

Liu: I'm listening, right?

Cao: Attention.

Liu: Be careful.

Cao: Say, what?

Liu: Huh?

Cao: What is it?

Liu: Yes.

Cao: What (the tone is getting stronger every time) What?

Liu: What are you? I said, what's wrong with you? What is this?

Cao: Let me remind you.

Liu: Aren't you listening?

Cao: What is it?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: The baggage ran away, but it was untied. Everyone can help him guess together. This thing ran away tied and untied.

Liu: I can't guess this.

Cao: You can't guess?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: It doesn't matter if you can't guess.

Liu: Ah.

Cao: I'll give you a hint.

Liu: Just a reminder.

Cao: Guess an animal.

Liu: This one is still alive.

Cao: Alas.

Liu: I don't know.

Cao: People.

Liu: How can this be a person?

Cao: Do you want to?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: This man got up in the morning, put on his belt and ran away. When you come back at night, untie your belt-it has been put down.

Liu: Hello.

Cao: Thank you, thank you.

Liu: What's wrong with that?

Cao: This is a high-tech topic.

Liu: This stupid mouth.

Cao: None of the six university professors can guess.

Liu: OK.

Cao: You can't guess anything.

Liu: ouch

Cao: Listen to this.

Liu: And.

Cao: Math problem.

Liu: I like math best.

Cao: Is that all right?

Liu: Of course.

Cao: Let me ask you.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: How many wheels does this car have?

Liu: Four.

Cao: What, all the children told you, five?

Liu: Five?

Cao: There is a spare tire.

Liu: Spare tires count.

Cao: How many wheels does this car have?

Liu: Those five

Cao: The five wheels are turned on and off. After crossing a big ditch, I lost one. How many are left?

Liu: There are four left.

Cao: There are five left.

Liu: Why?

Cao: The wheel didn't fall off, and a lamp fell off.

Liu: One of the lights is missing. What's the problem? I said this.

Cao: I can't guess.

Liu: It is impossible to guess.

Cao: You can't guess there are still 800.

Liu: Your question is not good.

Cao: Prove that your intelligence is not as good as mine.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: How about we play a game here today?

Liu: Oh, the game is coming again.

Cao: Is that all right?

Liu: Of course.

Cao: Hold out your left hand and open your five fingers. Yo, it's really separable.

Liu: Nonsense, that is inseparable from ducks.

Cao: Hold out the index finger of your right hand and repeat the movements between these five fingers.

Liu: That's it?

Cao: Look.

Liu: Hum

Liu: No problem.

Cao: Is it simple?

Liu: It's too simple.

Cao: It is not easy.

Liu: Why?

Cao: We have a topic here.

Liu: What topic?

Cao: It's called dual use.

Liu: How can I use both?

Cao: You are doing this kind of exercise.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Let me ask you a question.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: If you don't mess with your hands, you don't make a mistake with your mouth.

Liu: No problem.

Cao: Is that all right?

Liu: Let's do it.

Cao: Shall we begin?

Liu: Right, right.

Cao: What's your name?

Liu: My surname is Liu.

Cao: What's your name?

Liu: Say.

Cao: How old are you?

Liu: Twenty-eight

Cao: What does it belong to?

Liu: It belongs to a pig.

Cao: How are you?

Liu: Good health.

Cao: Are you ill?

Liu: No.

Cao: If you're not sick, stick it.

Liu: Hey, you let me stand!

Cao: I told you to pestle and you pestle?

Liu: Why are you doing this?

Cao: This can prove that his brain is not as fast as mine. Sir, let me ask you something.

Liu: You said

Cao: You see, this crosstalk performer knows a lot.

Liu: Right.

Cao: Good at observing life.

Liu: Of course.

Cao: Let me ask you, what animal has the fastest mouth in the world?

Liu: I got shot. I really know.

Cao: What?

Liu: Swallows have the fastest mouths.

Cao: Your answer is wrong.

Liu: Huh?

Cao: The correct answer is that toad has the fastest mouth.

Liu: Nonsense. Little Yaner has the fastest mouth.

Cao: Toad has a quick tongue.

Liu: Look, isn't this melodramatic?

Cao: Isn't this a dispute?

Liu: Well, let's stop bickering. How about we perform here?

Cao: What kind of performance?

Liu: In this way, I will play Xiaoyan.

Cao: You play Little Yaner?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: You are not like Xiao Yaner.

Liu: Then I'm like ...

Cao: You look like a roast chicken.

Liu: Right.

Cao: Little Yaner is pregnant.

Liu: How do you say this?

Cao: Why is Xiaoyan's belly so big?

Liu: I have a big belly and a little swallow.

Cao: What about me?

Liu: Come here, Toad.

Cao: I'll take toad and you take Xiaoyan.

Liu: Right.

Cao: How does this compare?

Liu: One person, dozens of people.

Cao: No.10 for one person.

Liu: From one to ten, let's see who speaks fast.

Cao: Then you should go first.

Liu: I'll go first.

Cao: OK.

Liu: I'll start with a swallow (arms like wings). One two three four five six seven eight nine X (sharp and fast) Did you see the mouth?

Cao: Too soon.

Liu: How fast?

Cao: It's over?

Liu: It's over.

Cao: It's my turn. Listen to me, toad

Liu: Listen to this toad.

Cao: Toad, listen to me. Liawu

Liu: Well, two fives? Let me repeat the question, but you can't answer it.

Cao: Impossible.

Liu: Look.

Cao: Tell me.

Liu: Then listen.

Cao: OK.

Liu: ask you, what do I eat, drink and sit on?

Cao: I'll tell you right away, porridge

Liu: Is porridge edible?

Cao: You cooked the porridge.

Liu: Huh? Then how to eat?

Cao: Save water and eat it when it is thick.

Liu: Just cook it into rice.

Cao: Right, right.

Liu: What if I drink it?

Cao: If you add too much water, you can drink it after diluting it.

Liu: What about sitting?

Cao: Porridge is made.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Cook the porridge here, scoop it up, turn it over and soak it all over.

Liu: Who told you to turn the spoon? No, we were not born. You can cook the porridge, take it down, put it on the floor and sit up.

Cao: Oh, I can't sit there. Isn't it scalded and soaked?

Liu: Haha

Cao: Then I don't know.

Liu: Your answer is wrong.

Cao: Then I don't know.

Liu: I'll tell you what I can eat, drink and sit on.

Cao: What's this?

Liu: Bread, milk and sofa.

Cao: Three kinds?

Liu: I didn't say it was the same.

Cao: Then I thought it was the same.

Liu: Baby, I call this a multiple-choice question.

Cao: You still have multiple choice questions.

Liu: That's true.

Cao: What about melon seeds, tea and stools?

Liu: Then you said it at that time.

Cao: What are you ... people around you?

Liu: Don't be bypassed.

Cao: I can't guess any of these.

Liu: Not necessarily.

Cao: Listen to this.

Liu: You come.

Cao: What do you mean a mouse has two legs?

Liu: Why ... a mouse has four legs, I don't know.

Cao: Can't guess?

Liu: I can't guess.

Cao: Then remember, what mouse has two legs?

Liu: What mouse?

Cao: Mickey Mouse.

Liu: Mickey Mouse counts.

Cao: That's right.

Liu: How dare you ask this stupid question?

Cao: Do you dare to guess?

Liu: I dare to guess if you dare.

Cao: I dare to guess if you dare.

Liu: Come on.

Cao: Listen to this.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: What duck has two legs?

Liu: Donald Duck.

Cao: Idiot, ducks have two legs.

Liu: Eh, fuck you.