"Silent Night Thinking": "The foot of my bed was so bright that Li Bai opened the window to look at the X-ray and his tooth fell out."
"Looking at Lushan Waterfall": Rizhao incense burner emits black smoke, Li Bai comes to the bathroom, Xiao Li flies a knife, and Li Bai's XX falls into the bathroom.
Xiao Chun: If you don't take a bath for a thousand years, mosquitoes will bite everywhere. Hong Kong stinks at night.
To Wang Lun Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly fell into the pool. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead!
Wanglushan Waterfall: Rizhao Hotel is full of purple smoke, and the menu is hanging in front of you. Drool down three thousands of feet, feel your pockets and have no money.
Silent night thinking: such a bright line at the foot of my bed and Li Bai opened the window, looked up at the sky, bowed their heads and broke the jar.
Looking at Lushan Waterfall: When Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant, the smell of roast duck was purple, and the saliva flowed down thousands of feet. He felt in his pocket, but there was no money.
1. It makes people haggard for Iraq. Next sentence: The answer is: You will never regret taking off your clothes.
The answer is: there is a clear spring in my heart (correctly speaking, only flowing water comes from the source)
3. Fill in the following sentence in the first Chinese test of senior high school "How to cut candles at the west window together". A: "As soon as the husband and wife sit in the morning". The old Chinese teacher was dizzy when reading the newspaper. After class, I fainted again! (The correct answer: "When you talk to the late rain")
4. In a Chinese exam in high school, I also filled in the following sentence: Mayflies shake trees, (the next sentence: correct should be ridiculous), and one student filled in: motionless. Hehe, it conforms to the facts.
5. A student said: The beauty of a gentleman as an adult. He added: A little man stole people's love and fainted.
6. If you are poor, you will be immune-if you are rich, you will be vulgar. Please delete (positive solution: if you reach the speed, you will help the world)
7. (As long as you look like Saddam) No one in the world knows you. Khan ||||, written by a student.
8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 peerless beauties (but his love for 3,000 is concentrated on ladies). Conversation: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
9. When taking the Chinese exam, I asked: What are the three great biographies in the Spring and Autumn Period (the correct answer is: Ram Biography, Zuo Biography and Niu Biography) A: Ram Biography, Zuo Biography and Niu Biography. Later, I found that many people actually wrote this answer ... Khan. ...
10. With Cai Feng's wings, A: A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken (the correct solution is that I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn).
1 1. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.
12. (Married men don't go to bed), spoiled wives don't go to bed. The Chinese teacher is angry!
13. Previous sentence: Sunrise in the east and rain in the west ~ Require the next sentence ~ Some students filled in: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.
14. High school exam, "Although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, _ _ _ _". A classmate filled in "both husband and wife returned to China."
15. a classmate, topic: I hope people will answer for a long time: a guffaw that lasted for a long time now feels quite classic.
16. An egret flies in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _?
My classmate is quite neat: the tortoise is crawling by the river in Dongcun.
17. "I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times." Positive solution: drop talents without sticking to one pattern, Gong Zizhen.
18. A classmate filled in: I was born useful and showed my magical powers at critical moments.
19. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky is old." What's the next sentence? A: People do not waste their youth! Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round! (Li He's "Golden Tongxian Ci Han Song")
20. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, the classmate fills in: Please don't tell him that the correct solution is: a piece of ice is in the jade pot.
2 1. There was a couplet in the final exam. The first part was the protagonist of the work ... The second part of the third-grade students was ... The old lady's charm was particularly good.
22. Chinese final exam answer: good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. A: If you don't eat, you are a fool. No one has died since ancient times. A: Only death has its own ending. After the parent-teacher conference, colleagues were kept by the teacher to give lectures.
23. Monthly exam, the topic is the next sentence of "Please delete the banned books". A gifted student replied, "The mouse son can make holes." The Chinese teacher in the whole office laughed without image.
24. A student wrote this paper. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _ _ _ _ _? Answer: Li Bai slept soundly.
25. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves A: The front waves died on the beach.
26. the leopard in the peeping tube a: scared me ... hahaha (the original can be seen)
27. Please fill in the following sentences in brackets: If there is love in the sky, people will get old (I am only worried that I can't wait).
28. The first sentence of "flying into the homes of ordinary people" should be "Lao Wang Xie Yan". A classmate wrote: "Kangjia dominates TV sets and flies into the homes of ordinary people."
29. Wine luminous cup, written by classmates: Please delete a large number of vulgar works.
30. A representative work of a junior high school classmate: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blanks), and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.
3 1. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five measures of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six measures." ...
32. There is an exam: the old man is old, and the old man is old. Students fill in: wife, my wife, other people's wives. - ! The teacher later commented that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha.
At that time, Jin Ge was an iron horse. (Ask the next question) Students fill in-look at the present and stick to it. Truth: Swallow Wan Li like a tiger.
34. In the fifth grade, I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam, and "the same smell" made the invigilator and the headmaster outside laugh.
35. On the right, the first-grade students embrace the mountains in the white clouds of the city. The classmate was right: I went to the hotel to hug the young lady to bed, and his Chinese teacher vomited blood on the spot and died.
36.' If the relationship is long', the classmate is right: it should be the time for two people to get married.
37. Qian Fan walked by the sinking ship. Students are right: there are many ways to be complacent.
38. What's the next sentence of "I hate having fewer books when I use them" in the exam? This classmate is right, "the money will not be enough by the end of the month."
39. "If there is love in the sky, it will be old". What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early. Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round!
40. Since ancient times, no one has died, students have filled in, and some people have no paper for defecation.
4 1. Do you know Li Qingzhao's Dream Preface? Do you know that?/You know what? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "..." The original sentence was "It should be green, fat, red and thin", and the classmate replied: "Sorry, I don't know ...":)
42. The second half of Mr. Lu Xun's sentence is "I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan", and the classmate filled in "He stabbed me with his knife"
43. I took a Chinese test when I was a freshman. Q: If Dongfeng disagrees with Zhou Lang, what's the next sentence? 80% of the class's answer is: lose your wife and lose your soldiers. Positive solution: Copper finch spring locks Er Qiao.
44. In high school, Mao's characters were: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple. () Students answered: white in the southeast, northwest and middle.
45. The shooter shoots the horse first, _ _ _ _ _ _. The classmate replied: Caught him in bed.
46. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: the doors of people are locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
47. "Qian Shan is always in love." The classmate replied: Can you give me more? The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not enough.
48. Poetry often needs to be filled in high school Chinese papers. There is a question in a dream of red mansions: "I am a Zhongshan Wolf, _ _ _ _ _ _ _". A boy filled in "I am a tiger from the northeast", and we all laughed silly.
49. When I was a freshman, I took a monthly exam. The last sentence says: laugh to the sky. (Positive solution) Are our people Artemisia selengensis? Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving. Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Others are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times ~ ~
50. In the Chinese exam, Q: How worried can you be? When students fill it out, it's like a pot of Erguotou. The teacher is angry that you have drunk too much again. ......
5 1. If you know there are tigers in the mountains, you will die (you would rather go to Tiger Mountain).
52. It's better to die than to give it to you.