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Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scottish flirting

Mao Mao: You read it backwards, Scottish sentiment, and this one is too expensive.

Zhao Benshan: You have money, 3, yuan, but do you have a bag?

Mao Mao: I left it on the kang.

Zhao Benshan: I'm working for you. I left it on the kang.

Mao Mao: It's only 7 yuan in my pocket.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 4 yuan.

Mao Mao: It's not enough.

Zhao Benshan: Whether it's enough or not is fine.

Zhao Benshan: Waiter

Little Shenyang: Sorry, sir, we are an upscale hotel and don't accept agricultural products.

Zhao Benshan: We eat. I'm a man

Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt

Little Shenyang: It's not a skirt either. It's cropped trousers. It has legs. I'm anxious to wear it off the side. I said why I don't have a crotch when I walk.

Zhao Benshan: That leg is reserved for Ming wear. Let me tell you, young man, please treat important guests today.

Little Shenyang: No problem

. How much is the most expensive point?

Little Shenyang: It costs 1, yuan to 2, yuan.

Zhao Benshan: Is there such a situation? I will pay the bill tomorrow for dinner today.

Little Shenyang: I will give you a tip instead of a white note.

Little Shenyang: Grandpa, you are so handsome.

Zhao Benshan: The guests are here. I will order. I want some expensive dishes

Little Shenyang: I said no

Zhao Benshan: You understand too well

Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm hungry

Little Shenyang: a bowl of 78 yuan

Zhao Benshan: so expensive

Little Shenyang: Scottish noodles with beef noodles

Zhao Benshan: a bowl of Luzi first, and then Teacher Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come. Grandpa has trained you for more than 4 years

Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I

Zhao Benshan: How many years have I trained your dad? Your dad is a semi-finished product and has become a cultural stationmaster. You should have confidence

Mao Mao: Hong Hushui, the waves are getting stronger and stronger. I want to beat my dad on the beach

Little Shenyang: Luzi is coming

Mao Mao: Grandpa is a little salty. You are the leading role, no, Bai Yansong isn't. Old Bi, are you Mr. Bi?

Mr. Bi is here. Come on, it's time to run.

Zhao Benshan: What are you arguing about? Did a wolf bite you?

Little Shenyang: Will Teacher Bi take my picture?

Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu's father, the cultural stationmaster of Lianhua County.

Zhao Benshan: I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father, and you've found the right one.

Bi Fujian: Dad, that's right.

Zhao Benshan: The county is decorated in a grand way, with a hall, a big room and a big photo in the middle, surrounded by flowers.

Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers? People are waiting for you with pens, so excited.

Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village.

Zhao Benshan: I will be arranged in the village. Let's have a meal in Tieling first. Please follow my arrangement.

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi will take my picture.

Bi Fujian: You are a waiter.

Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers, aren't you from Dalian?

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Zhao Benshan: We are relatives. My grandfather lives in Dalian.

Bi Fujian: What's his name?

Mao Mao: Closed door.

Bi Fujian: Your grandfather is very good at playing mahjong.

Zhao Benshan: Smile, much like the photo when your grandfather left. The child is close to his grandfather. Please call him hello.

Mao Mao: Hello.

Bi Fujian: New Year's Eve hasn't given you lucky money

Little Shenyang: Mr. Bi, we haven't taken any photos yet

Zhao Benshan: Order first

Little Shenyang: What should I do after dinner?

Zhao Benshan: Just order

Bi Fujian: Let's help ourselves.

Zhao Benshan: Now that you are rich, just eat hard. How much can you eat?

Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster

Shenyang: Not that big

Zhao Benshan: How big?

Little Shenyang: Only one catty.

Zhao Benshan: yes or no

Shenyang: no.

Bi Fujian: Don't order shark fin.

Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. I got stuck eating shark fin once and finally took it out with tweezers in the hospital. There's nothing in your hotel, so it's hard to find your boss once.

Little Shenyang: No

Zhao Benshan: The boss doesn't have anything.

Little Shenyang: The boss is out.

Zhao Benshan: What to eat?

Bi Fujian: Let's have some home-cooked meals.

Zhao Benshan: Come to the people, son. Have a Xiao Ye chicken stewed with mushrooms

Little Shenyang: No

Zhao Benshan: This one can have

Little Shenyang: This one really doesn't have

Zhao Benshan: Bring it here

Bi Fujian: Wild pheasant didn't

Zhao Benshan: Stew this one and order a stupid egg

Little Shenyang: No

Zhao Benshan:.

Shenyang: Give one away, grandpa. Why are you so withholding? We don't have any. We'll give one away.

Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster, but you didn't know it.

Little Shenyang: Yes, you didn't know it. My age is small, and a person's life is very short. Sometimes it's the same as sleeping. Once you close your eyes, you earn money. As the day passes, once you close your eyes, you don't earn money, and this life passes.

Bi Fujian: Brilliant.

Zhao Benshan: What's brilliant? He's a fart essence.

Shenyang: Money is a thing outside the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When people die, money is not spent.

Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone. This child

Little Shenyang: This is too picky.

Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be cooked for a while, and the duck eggs are coming. They have been artistic bacteria since childhood.

Bi Fujian: artistic cells

Zhao Benshan: Let's see if you can be on your Avenue of Stars.

Bi Fujian: I get it, brother. You picked me up here just to put my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Waiter, take the microphone of karaoke.

Bi Fujian: Sign up according to our rules

Zhao Benshan: Start from the front, don't be nervous

Mao Mao: I'm from Chishuigouzi, a lotus flower in Tieling, a big city. My name is Duck Egg, and I'm very impulsive today. It's sunny tonight, and it's cloudy and sunny tonight.

Shenyang: Report the weather forecast.

Mao Mao: My mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so kind that he can take me to Youguang Avenue.

Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars

Mao Mao: I am very grateful to my master for giving me this opportunity. Thank you so much. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight ancestors, and I represent them. I will never let you go as a ghost in my life.

Zhao Benshan: The child just wants to get back at you, repay the kindness and repay the kindness. When he goes out, he can't forget you and sing Li Guyi's Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Mao Mao: That's Li Na's, singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live.

Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing in the back.

Bi Fujian: Young, her voice is really high

Zhao Benshan: Sing another one

Mao Mao: Grandpa, today's food is a little salty

Zhao Benshan: There is crying and singing at the back

Bi Fujian: Wait a minute, let's talk about it, and tell the acceptance speech. The Avenue of Stars is a true story, and it hasn't been to Beijing yet.

Zhao Benshan: I don't have a bottom yet, because his master is here. If I say three, she will cry. You are really finished. You have feelings for him. Here is his photo.

Mao Mao: crying ...

Zhao Benshan: It's over, what are you laughing at?

Mao Mao: It's so interesting

Bi Fujian: Forget it, the talent is good and the singing is good.

Little Shenyang: That's good. If I can get in this way, I can get in.

Zhao Benshan: Where are you going?

Little Shenyang: Go to the Avenue of Stars

Zhao Benshan: It's good for you to go to the kang, which is a matter of the art circle.

Little Shenyang: You let me sing one,

Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing.

Little Shenyang: If you don't let me sing, I'll tell you what happened.

Or self-reported

Little Shenyang: My fate (sensitive words) is the same, and there is also an old man named Bi

Bi Fujian: What can you do

Little Shenyang: I can imitate the show,

Bi Fujian: Who can I imitate

Little Shenyang: Teacher Liu Huan

Bi Fujian: Imitate that paragraph

Little Shenyang:

Little Shenyang: You and I are heart to heart ...

Zhao Benshan: Come on, it's off-key. Let's serve.

Little Shenyang: I'll sing another one, and I'll sing a Dao Lang one.

Zhao Benshan: You can sing dung beetles.

Little Shenyang: Dao Lang is the singer's name, and Dao Lang is the singer's name.

Bi Fujian:

Bi Fujian: What's your name?

Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Little Shenyang

Bi Fujian: There are also foreign names

Little Shenyang: Little Shenyang

Zhao Benshan: English name is Xiao ~~ ~ ~ Yang

Bi Fujian: Where are you from?

Little Shenyang: I'm from Lotus Village < Come to Beijing with me tomorrow to go to the Avenue of Stars

Zhao Benshan: I've stewed all the dishes for you, but if you don't give me face, you'll also give her grandfather face. If you don't want his grandfather to meet you, you can watch the news online, and the click-through rate is very high. The duck egg mentioned above is her.

Bi Fujian: Serve the food right away. Today's meal is on me, and it's my treat. Duck eggs, tomorrow you will go to the Avenue of Stars with your eldest brother. If you make a group, it's not bad money.

Mao Mao: Can I go too?

Bi Fujian: Yes.

Mao Mao: thank you, sir.

Shenyang: Thank you.

Zhao Benshan: The Avenue of Stars is a stage for the people. They all want it, so take me.

Bi Fujian: Your name is also on the Internet.

Zhao Benshan: Have you checked it? By the way, a secret that has been treasured for a long time, in fact, my master's surname is Bi.