Although the rural population is small, there are many strange things. I remember that one year when the village was engaged in poverty alleviation, the team announced that the old, weak, sick and disabled in the village should register with the team office within three days with their ID cards and household registration books. After hearing the notice, my neighbor sold 6 cows and 28 sheep on the same day. The most important thing is that I broke my arm! As a result, the registration did not meet the regulations. The reason is: there are no elderly people above, but there are children below, and the wife is still alive. The family has 9 acres of fertile land and dozens of livestock. They live a very comfortable life. After review by the team, they were not allowed to register for poverty alleviation indicators!

When I was in elementary school, the village was building roads, and the team asked every family to contribute. Those with money would contribute money, and those without money would contribute people. As a result, the village did not receive a penny on the day the road construction started. All the old men and women who had nothing to do at home went there with shovels and pickaxes! This made the village director of that term very embarrassed!

When I was in junior high school, the "students" in our village and the "students" in the next village never looked at each other. Basically, they would come out to fight every 10 days or 8 days, but every time It is the defeat of our village. Once after a battle, a "classmate" was not convinced and bought a set of firecrackers. While waiting for my "classmate" from the next village to go to the toilet, I lit it and threw it in! The next day, the village radio announced: The children of the XXX family played with firecrackers while using the restroom at school, causing a fire in the men's restroom of the school. This is a warning, if something similar happens, you will be severely punished!

Due to previous constraints and low personal cultural literacy, some strange things have happened in rural areas. In recent years, the country has attached great importance to the construction of spiritual civilization, and the situation is much better than before, but there are still some Case.

I didn’t know it before. It wasn’t until I was in junior high school that something happened one morning, and I realized that it was indeed a bit strange.

There is a doctor in the village. In terms of seniority, I should call him Da Da (he is a little older than my dad and the same generation as my dad). He always treated me when I was sick when I was a child.

When I was in junior high school, one night at three or four o'clock, I suffered from acute enteritis, which was extremely severe and related to food poisoning. I was almost dehydrated. My father was working outside, and my mother accompanied me to see the doctor.

When I arrived at the doctor’s house, I realized that the doctor was not at home. My aunt asked me to accompany my sister to another carpenter’s house in the village to find a doctor.

At the door of the carpenter's house, my sister started calling her dad. After waiting for five or six minutes, the doctor came out of the carpenter's house.

Later, I kept wondering, so I asked my mother, what is the relationship between a carpenter’s wife and a doctor? My mother told me that they had been making broken shoes for more than ten years, and everyone in the village knew about it.

I wonder if the carpenter is willing? My mother told me that when the carpenter was young and unmarried, because of his good looks, he got together with the daughter-in-law of the next door neighbor. They had sex for a long time, and the relationship was not ended until he was about to get married.

Who knew that after getting married, marrying a daughter-in-law is not a good thing. After knowing that her husband had a dark history of breaking shoes, she felt that she had suffered a big loss by marrying him, and spent the whole day After quarreling with the carpenter, he finally took the initiative in the family and began to let the carpenter go out to work to earn money, but he broke the shoes at home.

I didn’t know about it until I accidentally broke into it, and my aunt also knew that it was a big deal, so she chose to swallow her anger and lived like this for ten or twenty years.

Later, when I returned home from college, I heard that the son of a doctor and the daughter of a carpenter had a bad reputation because the older generation made broken shoes. One could not get a wife, and the other could not get married. refused.

An even more bizarre thing is that in the end, the doctor’s son and the carpenter’s daughter got married.

The scenes on the Wangxiang Terrace were quite sad. Yama’s words made him lose his persistence. Strangely:

After get off work, Wang Kexin from our village drove home, feeling very depressed. . In the afternoon, I was criticized incoherently by Director Liu of the town government office, which made me feel angry. The more I thought about it, the more awkward I became.

Hu Xiaomei, nicknamed the vixen, obviously messed up her job, so why should I be blamed?

Driving distracted can lead to accidents.

Without seeing the red light at the intersection and without slowing down, a large garbage truck roared towards her and crushed Wang Kexin under the wheels.

After a moment of panic, Wang Kexin found herself floating in the air and saw many people surrounding the cart. Her car was crushed flat by the wheels of the cart. Wang Kexin wondered how I got out. Why did it fly?

At this time, he saw two people wearing ancient government uniforms flying to his side. They shook the iron chain and put it around Wang Kexin's neck. They pulled and pulled him and flew north, with the wind howling all the way.

Only then did Wang Kexin realize: Am I dead? This is such a grievance, God is unfair, the vixen did something wrong, Director Liu gave me a lecture, and now he is asking for my life in this black and white situation, it is unjust.

Thinking of this, Wang Kexin had an idea: I heard that you have to drink Meng Po soup when you cross Naihe Bridge. I can't drink it. I want to appeal to Yama. It must be the wrong person who has been arrested by black and white. Let Yama let go. I return to the human world.

When I was thinking about it, I arrived at the Naihe Bridge. After crossing the bridge and seeing the Wangxiang Terrace, Wang Kexin asked Black and White Wuchang: "Can you two go on a journey for convenience? Let me take a look at my hometown."

Black and white looked at each other and nodded.

Climb up to the Wangxiang Terrace and look at the world from afar. Wang Kexin saw her elderly parents shedding tears while looking at her photos, and her wife, who had just been married for three months, accompanied her parents with a sad look on her face.

Wang Kexin shouted loudly, but Yin and Yang were separated and could not be heard.

The black and white impermanence here was so tight that I had to step down from the stage and come to Mrs. Meng. I saw this Meng Po, with high dark clouds, graceful figure, willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, dignified and beautiful. She's not the old woman in human legend. Why doesn't she age?

Wang Kexin took the ecstasy soup from Po Meng and looked behind Po Meng. Po Meng didn't know it was a trick, so she also looked back. Seizing this moment, Wang Kexin poured the ecstasy soup on the ground.

Hei Bai Wuchang escorted Wang Kexin to the Yama Hall to resume his life. Yama checked and found that the wrong person had been detained, so Hei Bai Wuchang reprimanded and kicked him out.

Wang Kexin said: Since I was wrong, just let me go back to the earth.

Yama said: Your body has been reduced to ashes and you cannot go back.

Wang Kexin said: That was caused by your mistakes and your ideas.

Yama said: Mistakes are inevitable, everyone will make mistakes, don’t hold on to others’ mistakes. Didn't you drink Meng Po soup according to the rules? Otherwise, you would still be here arguing with me.

Meng Kexin stopped talking.

Yam Luo finally said: You are allowed to go up and down Wangxiangtai freely and walk around Fengdu City as you like, so go ahead.

Meng Kexin went to Wangxiang Terrace for the second time and saw her father playing chess with her old friends and her mother and aunts dancing in the square. They looked very happy. A young wife and a tall young man were shopping in a shopping mall, arm in arm and quite affectionate. Director Liu and the little vixen were acting casually in an empty office.

Meng Kexin went to the Wangxiang Terrace for the third time and saw her mother and ladies performing square dances on the Red Square in Russia. His wife was lying on the obstetrics and gynecology bed in the hospital, holding a fat boy in her arms. The tall boy was smiling happily. Director Liu became the deputy mayor, and Vixen became the deputy director, looking very impressive.

Meng Kexin was very depressed. She was wandering aimlessly in Fengdu City. When she saw a large queue of people in front of her, she walked over to see what was going on. After asking, she found out that they were waiting to get a visa to reincarnate. .

Suddenly I saw a few familiar faces among the people in the queue. They were all masters and celebrities in the earthly world. Wang Kexin walked up to a master: Hello, you are Master Li.

Who is Master Li? The other party asked silently.

I greeted several celebrities in a row, but all got the same result, and then I remembered that they all drank Meng Po soup.

When I returned to Yama Luo Yamen, I was worried, but Yama Luo was quite considerate: You were just a stickler in the world of the world, and the world is not yours alone. If you die, others will still be alive. Your parents can't live in pain all the time, right? Your wife turns out to have a partner, but it was you who stalked her and chased her so hard that she married you. If you die, she won't be able to stay a widow for you forever. Then Director Liu and the vixen are also a scene in the world, and there are many that you don’t like.

Yama then said: What about fame and fortune, what about you being superior and me being inferior, a bowl of Meng Po soup, are everyone the same? Are the celebrities and masters you admire now just like the traffickers? Let’s line up together to get the certificate to reincarnate. Everything in the underworld and the Yang world is the same, everyone is just a passerby, don't take yourself too seriously. It's tiring to be a human being and a ghost, wouldn't you say?

This Yama is really patient, Wang Kexin couldn’t help but nod.

After coming out of Yama Palace, Wang Kexin went straight to Meng Po Pavilion next to Naihe Bridge, asked the beautiful Meng Po for a bowl of Meng Po soup, and drank it herself.

Thank you platform

Go back to the village to celebrate the New Year. Because my parents said that all the relatives were in the village and it was lively. \r

Then listen to the gossip of the neighbors. Said that in the house next door, the man beat his wife crazy. They seem to be related to my family. I used to pass by my house when I came back and say hello, but I didn't think there was any problem. \r

He said he was doing farm work and he was doing well. The man hit his head with a shovel and fell to the ground. The man continued working without caring. Later, the village committee sent someone to the hospital. After being rescued, he went crazy and was sent directly to a mental hospital. \r

The scared baby was scared when he passed by his house

In our village, many people like to raise ducks. I remember when I was a child, I didn’t dare to go to the toilet in the countryside, so I would go to the fields. Can you imagine what it would be like for a 7-8-year-old boy to take off his pants and defecate, and be bitten by a little duck? It hurt so much that I cried and ran around without wiping my buttocks.

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Not counting Qipa, when the village secretary was elected a few years ago, the town sent a party member who only knew the village secretary to come to our village to participate in the election. Played a shocking role.

A member of the family. He has controlled village power for a long time. Grandpa San. Father and son were dealt with. He took his younger son to the position of village secretary again. Annual income is 70,000 to 80,000 yuan. They are poor households.

Nothing but disappointment!

In order to meet the subsistence allowance and poverty, our village transferred the car and divided the household with our son