1, the party is over, don't go. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

2. Is this sentence for the backstage?

3, spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, drink water with a squeak, eat beans, throw it over the wall, and guess what-dead!

4. Cough is not just collecting money.

5, the wild animals in the mountains are swallows in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on the land are fresh at the bottom of the sea, the shark wings of the monkey's bird's nest, and the deer's tail tip of the bear's paw scallop! Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. Food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like the wind and clouds, like dumping soil in a box. ...

6. Pancakes and steamed buns are eaten with rice.

7. Good crosstalk! Carry forward the truth, goodness and beauty, and make Huoxiang upright.

8. English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic ... I can speak seven or eight foreign languages, and I don't take Eight-Nation Alliance seriously.

9. This matter is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask them-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

10, hooligans know martial arts and no one can stop them.

1 1, a scientist with a way.

12. The house we live in is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes when the rain is too heavy, the whole family takes shelter in the streets.

13, ok? Did I tell you? I can't do this with you!

14, what's your name again? Don't say that. You said it was a curse.

15, if you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

16, make people like pine nuts, open a bowl of stew.

Thank you for your encouragement!

Degang Guo's classic quotations:

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? I looked up and found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo, and I'm not a famous crosstalk performer "Degang Guo".

1. I'm glad many people came.

2, I am a scientist, a scientist with a road.

3, cross talk pays attention to four lessons: pit, Mongolia, turn, cheat!

4. Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? Pick it yourself, I will never force it.

I am used to sleeping at home.

6. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

7. Hello friends on the third floor! ! ! (hold: there is a third floor here)

8, deserved it, dead ~ ~ ~

9. Is there a word for this sentence backstage?

10, sang the truth more than sixteen thousand times.

1 1, spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, squeak water, eat beans, throw it over the wall, squeak, and guess what ~ ~ ~ died!

12, not only do you have to collect money for colds and coughs these two days ~

13, many cross talks are made up, but this paragraph is true.

14, I want to die.

15, wild animals in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, fresh cattle and sheep on the land, shark wings of Hericium erinaceus' bird's nest, and deer tail tip of scallop bear's paw! Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. Food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like wind and clouds, like being thrown into a box.

16, regardless of the law, I would have killed him.

17, don't even like the slag river? You forgot your roots! ! !

18, I have been an artist for more than a week ~ ~ ~

19, six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first!

20. Pancakes and steamed buns are eaten with rice.

2 1, cross talk is good! Promote truth, goodness and beauty, and musk is healthy.

22, English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic ... I can speak seven or eight foreign languages, nothing like Eight-Nation Alliance's swearing.

23. This matter is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

24. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them. Scientists know martial arts at home, and hooligans can't stop them.

25. Thank God for the stew. Who took it away for me when I opened my eyes?

26. The house we live in is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes out to take shelter from the rain.

27. I am interested in your work.

28, this depends on rice, four dishes and one soup. Pepper shredded potatoes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor, cucumber patties and rice are enough.

29, say another one, say what? Say something practical.

The old man is really humorous.

3 1, why?

32, so that I can be magnetic.

33, beautiful ~ ~ bright

34. I like ancient roads.

35. Come on, everybody. How exciting!

This matter is very important to him.

37. The armpit smells of cumin.

38. I don't often read the law online (I don't know who I am hurting)

39. There is a lot of cow dung.

40. How much coke is this?

4 1, Naoren, like pine nuts, is cooked in a bowl.

42. Who doesn't know that Yu Qian has never eaten pork?

43. It takes a lot of effort to say cross talk. I am sweating here. You watch others not sweat, they are raising.

44. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

45. What's your name? Don't say that. This is a curse.

Carla is a dog. I wrote it. I am going to write another one. Yu Qian is a pig.

47. As we all know, Guan Yu, Liu Bei and Zhang banged their heads on the ground, only one person was short. Later, they followed the Tang Priest to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. This event is recorded in A Dream of Red Mansions.

48. This is too exciting.