(Here comes the money sender Fang Qingping) Security guard: Sister. Money giver (Fang Qingping): Who is the eldest sister? She is a man. Security guard: You are a man. Money giver: Ah. Security guard: God, fake mother ... Money giver: Bah. Security guard: Comrade, do you have a card? Sender: What brand? Security guard: the sign of entering the door. Sender: No Security: Sorry, you are not allowed in without a license. Deliveryman: I'm looking for someone. Security guard: Who are you looking for? Deliveryman: Zhao Zong on the third floor. Security guard: Oh, that manic woman. Money giver: Do you know each other? Security guard: No. We have a rule that you call her to come down and pick you up. Shipper: My mobile phone is dead. Security guard: Oh, you can take a taxi to recharge and come back. Deliveryman: That's too late. I am in a hurry. I want to send money to Zhao Zong. Security guard: What's wrong with sending money? You didn't send me money. Savior: Brother, let me in. Security guard: Impossible. Money giver: Honey, please help. Security guard: Don't do that. Money giver: Please, dear. Security guard: Don't do that. Come on, stop it! You control your emotions. Money giver: Dear ~ ~ ~ Security guard: Stop! Will you stop screaming? I can't stand the excitement. Back off, I'll call Zhao Zong and ask her to come down and pick you up. Boy, the people in their company are very different. Money giver: Thank you, dear ~ ~ Security guard: Dear ~ ~ (to money giver) You stay away from me. Hello, is this Zhao Zong? Hello, I'm the security guard downstairs. I'm the security guard who stopped you downstairs. Yes, I told you ... she hung up, she hung up. Deliveryman: I'll call her. Security guard: No, this is an internal phone. Deliverer: Can I pay the phone bill? Security guard: Impossible. Money giver: How about ten dollars? How about a hundred? Security guard: Are you rich? Shipper: Yes, I am rich. My box is full of money. Security guard: I tell you, this money can win a corrupt official, but not an honest security guard. Postman: You won't let me in, will you? Security guard: I just won't let you in without a card! Money giver: You are in trouble, you are in trouble! Security guard: This is the slogan of your company. Postman: What are you talking about? Will you let me in (push the security guard away)? Security guard: Really? What are you doing? Will you let me in? Security guard: Huh? You are still doing it, aren't you? Money sender: I don't have to do it. Are you going to let me in or not (with a chest protector)? Security guard: Huh? You also hit people with your chest (Money giver: What? You back off, you back off) Money giver: Why don't you let me in? I'm looking for Zhao Zong. Why don't you let me in? ) (Meanwhile, {Wang Xihua} asks for money to come on stage) Security guard: Comrade, do you have a card? Asking for money: What card? Security guard: sign for entering the building. Asking for money: Er ~ No Security: Sorry, you can't enter without a license. Money: I have something urgent to find someone. Security guard: Who are you looking for? Money: Well, Zhao Zong on the third floor. Security guard: Huh? Are you looking for Zhao Zong too? Zhao Zong's hit rate is quite high. Wait a minute, I'll call her to come down and pick you up. Money: Thank you. Security guard (on the phone): Hello, Zhao Zong. Hello, I'm still a security guard. I called you just now. You hung up on me. Do not hang up. I'm telling you-she hung up again, she hung up again! Money: Brother, please let me in. Security guard: What do you want with her? Ask for money: I asked her for money. There are dozens of people working in their company in our village. The Spring Festival is coming soon. I'm here for money! Security guard: Are you a migrant worker? (Asking for money: Ah) Do you want her to pay? (Asking for money: Ah) I don't think you can come up with this money. Asking for money: Why? Security guard: Why? Zhao Zong's quality is very low, and he is very manic today. Let me ask you, is her money delayed today and tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? Asking for money: Yes. Oh, she asked me to go to the bank yesterday. I waited all day, and she said she didn't get the money. (Security guard: Look) I was asked to go to the bank again today. After waiting for another day, she still said she didn't get the money. (Security guard: Look) Just called me to come over. Security guard: Look, she's lying! I'm telling you, she just said, just go up for ten minutes, and then leave right away. Want money: go? Security guard: She wants to run! (ask for money: run? ) She absconded! (asking for money: absconding? ) money sender: nonsense, she absconded and asked me to send money. Security guard: You are so stupid. You need money to escape! Asking for money: God, what can I do? Dude, let me in! It's not easy for a farmer to earn some money, big brother (the teacher: yes-the teacher turned to the teacher and said ...) If I can't get the money, how can I have the face to go back to the village, big sister! How can I face everyone, sister? How can I face life, big sister ~ ~ Money giver: Big sister, big sister, who is your big sister? I'm your big brother ~ asking for money: God, man, what a surprise! (To the security guard) Well, big brother, why are people in this city like this? Security guard: Calm down, I'm used to it! Ask for money: big brother, let me in quickly! Security guard: I tell you, elder sister, I sympathize with your situation. I am also from the countryside, but I can't let you in. We have rules. If I want you to come in, I have to get out of here. Money: I beg you! Money giver: It's no use begging him. He wants you to come in. I call him dad! Money: I beg you! Big brother ~ ~ security guard: ... you go in! (Then walks up to the giver) Call ... The giver: She can't get in! Security guard: Why can't she go in? Deliveryman: She doesn't have a card! Money: Yes, I don't have a card. Deliveryman: You can't get in without a card, can you? (To the audience) Audience: Yes ~ Security: (Hanging her card around her neck for money) Can she go in? I tell you, from now on, she is a licensed woman! Money sender: hmm, hmm ~ that can't be entered either! Security guard: Why can't she get in? Money sender: She can come in if she wants money. Why can't I come in? Security guard: Can you compare with others? Money giver: Why can't we compete? Security guard: You give money, and people want money. (deliveryman: what's going on) asking for money. (deliveryman: what's going on) asking for money. Shipper: What happened to the one who asked for money? ) The one who wants money. (giver: ah) she wants money ... she is proud! Asking for money: big brother, you are really a good man! Security guard: I know, I am really a good man. I tell you, sister, don't be polite to that Zhao Zong when you go in. That man is very manic! When you see her, you go up and grab her and ask her for money! Asking for money: Is she going to run? Security guard: Run? Just shout, catch the hooligan! Asking for money: Zhao will always be a woman! Security guard: What happened to that woman? Female hooligans are even worse! (At the same time, Zhao Zong comes out) You haven't seen Zhao Zong, who is very manic, so big a boss refuses to repay the money owed to migrant workers, and she absconded. Is she human? (asking for money: don't say it) Why not say it? Don't be afraid! Isn't she ashamed of having done such a dirty thing? Isn't she ashamed? (Money giver: Stop it) Why, I said you were in Zhao Zong ... (The money giver saw General Zhao) Ouch, ouch, you are still standing at attention when I mentioned you, you apple polisher ... (Turning around, suddenly seeing Zhao Zong) When did she stand behind me? Why didn't you remind me? You didn't remind me enough! Zhao Zong: Say, go on! Security guard: I won't say it! Zhao Zong: Why? Security guard: I am tired! Zhao Zong: I think you are afraid to say it! Security guard: Zhao Zong, do you owe money to other migrant workers? I'm telling you! You are in trouble! You are in trouble! Money giver: Sister, what's wrong with you? Zhao Zong: Fuck you. Do you have money with you? Send money: 50. 1 10,000 points is not a little. Zhao Zong (to the security guard): Come here, let me tell you something! Security guard: You don't have to bribe me! Anti-corruption starts with safety! Zhao Zong: You should bear the legal responsibility for spreading rumors and slanders! Security guard: I don't care! Let's see who goes first! Who do you think you are? Do you think that because you have money, you can not pay your debts? Do you think you can be greedy for state money just because you have power? Do you think you can control the housing supply by opening four accounts? Two words for you: it's over! I'm telling you, if you don't return the money to this big sister today, you won't come up with this door! Money: Brother, calm down. Maybe Zhao Zong will give me money. Security guard: elder sister, you are too kind! How can you trust her? She wants to give you money. I call him grandma! (Zhao Zong hands the bag to a man who wants money) Zhao Zong: Here you are! Security guard: He called me! Thank you! Money: Zhao Zong, thank you! Zhao Zong: Sister, I'm sorry to have worried you. In fact, I am the most anxious person at the end of the year. There is something wrong with the company's funds. I borrowed 500 thousand from their boss to get the money for you. Don't worry, I don't owe money to migrant workers, and I don't owe my conscience anything! Asking for money: Zhao Zong, I'll pay a New Year call to you on behalf of the whole village! Zhao Zong: Say hello to everyone for me, too. Hurry home for the New Year! Asking for money: hey! (walks up to the security guard) Brother, I thank you, too. I'll also pay a New Year call to you (return the card to the security guard). Goodbye! Money giver: elder sister, you are such a man! Zhao Zong: Go away! Money giver (walks to the security guard): Silly! Security: I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble! Zhao Zong: Wait for my lawyer to call you tomorrow! Security guard: Zhao Zong, don't disturb the lawyer! I'll take off my clothes and leave after work! Zhao Zong: Why? You want to abscond! Security guard: I have no money! Zhao Zong: Stop crying and be a man, okay? Security guard: I am really inferior to you in this respect! Through what just happened, I found Zhao Zong that you are really a man! Zhao Zong: Then why don't you follow that man? Come on, come on, stop crying. Calling a lawyer for you is to sign a contract with you and invite you to work in our company. Our company needs a serious and responsible person like you. You, this is a good thing! Security: Zhao Zong, Zhao Zong, you are very good! What do I do in your company? Zhao Zong: Watch the warehouse and take care of it. Hey! Don't go in without a card! Security guard: Oh, keep the security guard, even! Zhao Zong: If you don't work hard, your salary will double! Security guard: I'm not tired at work, my salary doubles, and I'll go straight to a well-off society if I'm not careful. I am proud! (Back to Zhao Zong) Security: Zhao Zong, do you have a card? (Zhao Zong shows him the card) Security guard (posing a poss): Go!