The classic quotation of Struggle 1, Big Break, etc. There is plenty of time after death, and you have to toss and turn when you are alive! 2. I want to be nice to you, and no one can stop me; I want to be with you, no one can stop me! Fairy, you used to have a crow's mouth, but you don't want to make progress after moving in for a few days. Do you know that?/You know what? Now you have participated in all kinds of activities that destroy other people's families and marriages, which is not simple! I am waiting for you, I am waiting for you, you are not married, you are married, I am waiting for you, I am waiting for you now, I will wait for you later, I will wait for you forever, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you ... (This sentence is the most touching) 5. As your expired girlfriend, I deserve to drink this expired coke. Poison me. 6. Don't look at my sexy legs. I'll keep talking to you when the wound drools and festers. 7. Millay: I went shopping alone the other day and saw a man with my own eyes. The customers looked at me and slammed into the telephone pole. Lu Tao: Miley, did you see that the handsome guy hasn't recovered from hitting the telephone pole? Millay: Get out! Am I too dazzling to make you talk nonsense? Lu Tao: Your nonsense made me see stars. 8. Lingshan asked Maitreya: Are Sister Maitreya, Pig Head and Lulu sad? Millay: I've heard of fried pig hearts, but I've never heard of broken hearts. 9. I don't understand, very don't understand. 10, the real reason is: I like to do all kinds of things for you, and I seem to have been waiting to do all kinds of things for you. It wasn't my turn before, but now I'm at the bottom. 1 1, the girl became a sister-in-law, puppy love became a single person, and the secretary became a boss. One short step makes a long-lasting regret. Give me back my youth! ! 12, millay: that's terrible! Who let him run? Why does he turn on the power whenever someone rings the doorbell? Lingshan: I think he still likes Charlene Marilynn Dangelo. Hanako: Charlene Marilynn Dangelo seems to have become more beautiful. ) Millay: I'm blue in the face. Do French people live by eating grass now? (Lulu: Actually, returnees can't find jobs now. ) Millay: Oh, my God! I can't believe my eyes. What happened to manager Lu? Which one of you just drank chicken blood? Hanako: Lu Tao is a little too excited today. He doesn't usually do this. Xiangnan: Hum, bowing is so rude and condescending. He doesn't look like a VIP boss at all. You have to send a kind person to remind him. ) Millay: If only my dog could follow me like this ... 13, get out! ! ! Bah! ! ! (Oh, my God, she said it more than once) 14. If we two devil figures (Millay and Xiao Lingxian) go swimming, others will go swimming or watch us swim. 15, what time is it? Why are you not sleepy? Is it because there are fewer and fewer cars and horses in front of her house that I can't bear loneliness? A slight itch in my heart made me want to push the little red almond out of the wall. I tell you, wrong wrong! Remember that you are a married woman, you have a certificate and an ironclad certificate issued by the state, and you are no longer a little girl. Take it away, take it away, you hear me? Good people are good people, you are you, you are an adult; For a particularly dangerous relationship, if it is only a little, you should be very careful not to get too close. As soon as you see a small flame and smoke, you should put it out in time, have a sense of prevention, and don't slip to a place where it can't collapse. Otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous. What awaits you will be an unbearable cold reality. You will miss you endlessly at night. The 50-meter swimming pool can't hold your bitter tears, endless hopes and disappointments. Can you stand it? Take a look and think ~ ~ ~ Forget it, go to sleep! 16. Yang Xiaoyun: If you want to have a nightmare for nothing, Let's go to the south. ...............................................................................................................................................'s small atmosphere ~ French windows, small billiards ~ small blue baskets, small darts, small gardens ~ and dogs ~ ~ What kind of coffee, a group of people are locked in it all day, showing off in an ostentatious manner, romantic. They are cruel and heartless, and they are happy like assholes every day in this career. You said they were angry with us with a sympathetic name. 17, said to the south: "Although my buddy is tired of getting married and raising children, in fact, my buddy is beautiful in his heart." 18, the dried tofu noodles of chicken breast meat are actually chicken ribs. Even pigs, beef and mutton like him can't be sold, so it's 19. Xiaoyun told Charlene Marilynn Dangelo to go to the south-I'll open the window as soon as he comes back and tell him to light up his eyes. Either you jump or I jump. It's better that you jump first and I jump. 20. Think about who you are. Hey, a particularly failed person. This complex feeling is bitter and bitter. Did you cheat me? You won 2 1, married me, lost me and married you. 22. I thought which one was the restaurant owner, Kong Yiji. I want to be good to you, and no one can stop me; I want to be with you, no one can stop me! 24. X: This is an extreme practice. There are other candidates at any time. People walk into a dead end because they are trapped by themselves and don't pay attention to other roads. 25. Dialogue between Yang Xiaoyun and Charlene Marilynn Dangelo Yang Xiaoyun: Sorry, it's "Xia Feng" (Charlene Marilynn Dangelo's martial arts nickname). I heard that you have been making waves in the Jianghu for many years, but you haven't been able to make waves. My little sister was offended today. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: Sorry, "Yang Tieyun" (nickname of Yang Xiaoyun Wulin). Although you often cover the sky with one hand, you have not calmed the rivers and lakes. Today, my sister offended me a lot. A conversation between Lingshan and Lu Tao said: People say that men can't live without women just like fish can't live without water. Lu Tao said: But he didn't say that fish can't live without a drop of water! (imitating the tone of Lingshan) 27. Yang Xiaoyun and Xiangnan, two bitter friends, asked: Who are you? Answer to the south: I am your husband to the south, I am your wallet, I am your tool for comfort, and I am always ready for your happiness! Serve Yang Xiaoyun! 28. I want to say that since I came to this world, I can't be too polite. Where people are, we are there. 29. Yang Xiaoyun: In the past, you invited me to dinner and I invited you to sleep. Now you don't invite me to dinner or sleep with me. Yang Xiaoyun, who was divorced, went to the south and said angrily, "Yang Xiaoyun, the broken dark clouds falling on my head are about to disperse, and the good days are coming!" 3 1. On the first day of the celebration of Sad Utopia, Lulu took a bunch of children to sing, drink and play crazily. Pig told Hanako that Lulu was the best in the crowd and sang beautifully. Hanako said to the pig, "Like her, that's a female gangster ~" 32. Lulu is afraid of being fat and dare not eat. Hanako said, "You are not fat at all. You are as thin as a cramp ~ "33. Advise Hanako and Lulu to go to the south to go through the formalities, and say to Hanako, "It's not a matter for you to spend so much money, you are almost ruining people into women ~" 34. After Yang Xiaoyun and Nannan divorced, she felt tired and lonely. Xiaoyun's mother gave her a pile of money and advised her to go out shopping and relax. Xiaoyun's mother said, "Spend whatever you want. Buy whatever you want ~ ~ ~ Don't spend it all ~ ~ "35. Lu Tao often says, "I'm anxious, I'm anxious, I'm very anxious ~" Hanako and Xiao Chun date for dinner. Hanako: You are responsible for eating food, choosing what you like, and eating in Xiao Chun: You are responsible for speaking and listening to what I like. In the last episode, Lu Tao Charlene Marilynn Dangelo went to France, while Hanako and Xiaoyun went to the south. In just a few years, we have obtained three marriage certificates and one divorce certificate, which is a headache for our government ~ "38. Go shopping in the south with Yang Xiaoyun. Yang: Today, we can agree that there are rules for shopping in this shopping center. Item: Let's hear it; Yang: first, you can only look at the goods, not the beautiful women, except me; Item: process; Yang: Second, the unit price of the things I bought for you in the south can't exceed 100 yuan, and the unit price of the things I bought now can't be lower than that of 500 yuan. Item: process; Yang: Third, don't run, just follow me, and don't get lost in the crowd. Item: process; Yang: Finally, you should take the initiative to pay the bill. Do you know what running away means? I tell you, my husband must have a good eye for prices. As soon as I arrive, you have to pay for me. I can't waste precious spit to rush you. Item: Go ahead, wife. 39. Yang Xiaoyun went to the attic to persuade him to divorce the South. Yang: Don't delay. Are you sticky like a man? Item: Let me think it over. No, why are you in such a hurry? Didn't I tell you? If you find a new one, I will definitely leave you. We won't keep you. Yang: Nonsense, where can a married person like me find someone new? Item: Isn't this just right? Stop looking. Besides, don't I wear a tie, too I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun, you should learn from me. Don't be so anxious. My endurance is limited. If you force me to divorce again, what will happen to me in the future. To whom? Yang: Get out. Xiang: Can we stop saying such hurtful things? Let's sit there for a while and I'll make you a cup of coffee. We are also petty bourgeoisie, encouraging and comforting each other. Isn't that great? It's all heartbreaking. What do you need it for? Yang: Come on. You get angry when I come. What kind of heartbreaking utopia? You are so energetic. I think this is an erosive utopia. Xiang: Why don't you move here, too? Yang: Come on. Save me from keeping you. Item: No, it has been delayed for so many years anyway. Yang: Hey, hey, will you stop disgusting me? You think I don't know? Sneak up to rich girls behind my back, and you don't look in the mirror. Are you like a man with two feet on both sides? You just want to step on me, step on a rich girl, and want to eat soft rice. Have you ever heard that ugly people want to be movie stars without plastic surgery? Item: I didn't. Yang: Don't talk back. Living in the attic and chasing after rich girls, I think you are jealous of Lu Tao in disguise. Xiang: That's my good brother. Yang: Do you feel like a special failure to have such a successful buddy hanging around? 40. To the south: "Dragon begets dragon, and phoenix begets phoenix. I am not a dragon, and you are not a phoenix. We can't have mice Just making holes. "4 1. Who is more promising than Hanako? Xiangnan: Do you have a yard? Hanako (in the courtyard of the old hutong in old Beijing): We have a personal barber and shampoo and hair care products. Do you have one at home (a second-hand hair salon you just bought)? Xiangnan: Our mother-in-law's house has dozens of cases of bootleg wine left. Do you have it at home? Hanako: We have an old SUV, so we have nothing to go for a ride. Is there such a romance in your family (600 yuan can't smash an N-handed Beijing Jeep) South: We have a color TV, a refrigerator and a washing machine, which is convenient for your family. Hanako: We have a private enterprise. We don't have to go out to work, so we just follow SOHO. Alas, when will your family catch up with this post-modern life? Xiangnan: Our family has a whole set of unopened modern kitchen supplies, which are piled on the bed when they are useless. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Dare you be so extravagant? Xiao Yun: I was really persuaded by them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's more, what's more? It almost killed me. I've been with you in the South for eight generations. Hit hard and blow the salted fish over. Xiangnan: Yang Xiaoyun, are you all right? You look like a salted fish. Tell me about salted fish. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? Let me see, check, check. 42. Hanako: Waiter, check out! A ***58. Xiao Yun: Wow, this is a huge sum of money. Don't be so extravagant in the future. Xiangnan: OK, Hanako, I'll come next time. Hanako: Next time, next time, you may want to buy things by installment. If I marry you, the first thing I'll do is blow up the divorce office. If the other half of your marriage is not me, I will blow up your other half. 44. Uncle, Lu Tao has been liked by girls since childhood. I kept chasing him, but he didn't agree. I can't help it I can only make do with his buddies and lie next to him. When he changed his mind, I had a chance. 45. My life is over. Benla thinks she can move out of this painting. That's great. I'm trapped by you again, and I'm back in despair. -I'm trapped by you. -Did you fall into my gentle and beautiful little trap? -You have to do this ...-Moth in the fire, trap ... regret it? -No, no,no.-Is it worth it? -Value! -silly brother, I didn't expect your mouth to be sweet! The bride is super confident. Come on, I'll give you a few days off later and say these nice words to me. Well, you are 100% beautiful, and beauty is not discounted. Are you ...-shut up and go to work after dinner. Well, I just didn't expect the following sentence. -Then you have to think about it. I'll tell you seven things about going south and entering the door in the future. The eighth thing is to explain the compliment you just didn't finish, and then tell me easily. -Then I want to say something now. Shut up and let's talk about it later. 46. Hanako: left-handed beauty, right-handed running key 47. Scene: Lin Xia meets Yang Xiaoyun Lin Xia after finding a job in the enterprise promotion department: You look like her, but you are thinner than her. 48. Scene: I want to propose to Xiaoyun in the south. Xiao Yun: Don't lie to me. I've never been cheated in my life. Xiao Yun: What's the difference? People are so big. I am a fan. 49. Millay asked: What did you two discuss about the second time? Answer to the South: We are in pieces ... 50. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: (softly) Do you eat oranges? You ate oranges, I'll peel them for you! (Evil) If you don't eat, I'll skin you! 5 1, Nan: The inauguration ceremony of our new house was a great failure. There are no drunken and smoking guests downstairs, and our landlord is frowning upstairs. Ah ... Let's go to dinner! ! ! Hanako: Eat! ! ! If they are still there when we come back, I will cut off the power and thank them for letting them leave. Go ... Hey, Hanako, can I take my dog? Hanako: OK, you can add another dish. 52. Shut up and scold you is my patent. No one is allowed to embezzle. The first wish, the second wish is an apartment for 100, the third wish is a SOHO for 200, the fourth wish is a townhouse for 300, ... you are too greedy ... the fourth wish, the fifth wish is a single-family villa for 400, the sixth wish is an attic for more than 500, the seventh wish is a manor for 600, and the eighth wish is a castle. When you are old, I will realize my ninth wish and get something for nothing. I tell you, Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, you will be my wife from now on. If you want to die, try talking to other men. I tell you, Lu Tao, you will be my wallet from now on. If you want to die, try to spend money on other women! 55. Where can I waste my youth? I am so young, I am afraid of nothing! 56, Lu Tao: Forget meeting, let him give me his legacy ~ 57, Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: It's dangerous to be in pairs in Jianghu. Yang Xiaoyun: Don't listen! Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: There are many boyfriends in the Jianghu who can dominate. Yang Xiaoyun: I'm not afraid! Yang Xiaoyun: I want to be nice to you. No one can stop me. I want to be with you, no one can stop me!