I think there are the following humorous quotes about crabs in Moments:
1. The late-night snack is a bit hard tonight. Why do I love eating crabs so much? I must have been a crab in my previous life. Refined.
2. I finally plucked up the courage to have my teeth straightened today. I was all ridiculed. From now on, when I eat crabs, I will prepare an eight-piece set for me and peel the melon seeds. .
3. I ate crabs yesterday and again today. My mother said crabs are cheaper than pork now.
4. My family was very poor at that time, so I could only sit at a roadside stall and eat crabs to satisfy my hunger.
5. Seafood buffet. It was the first time I ate seafood until I was full, the first time I ate only yellow crabs, and the first time I ate a buffet without any fruit.
6. Eating hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake. It was the first time for the two children to really eat crabs. They only ate crab legs. It was great. I ate the meat and was treated like a queen.
7. Autumn is a good season for eating crabs. Wash them, steam them, and serve them with shredded ginger sauce. They taste very fresh. Today I will learn a good dish.
8. Crabs are a delicacy that everyone loves, no matter whether they are in the north or the south, regardless of elegance or vulgarity.
9. My dream is to live by the sea, enjoy total eclipses every day, chatter every night, and eat endless crabs.
10. Dessert is a woman’s third stomach, and crab is the fourth.