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The kindergarten teacher asked her students: "Who can make a sentence using the word "sure"?" The first little girl said: "The sky must be blue.

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Precocious puberty The father discovered that his 10-year-old son had matured prematurely, so he decided to provide him with early sexual education. However, it is always embarrassing to talk about such things with children, but out of concern for his children, the father still mustered up the courage.

"Son, daddy wants to talk to you." "What's the matter, daddy.

""It's nothing, it's about "sex"." The father looked constrained. He was blushing, and his words were hesitant.

The son looked at his father's strange face and asked with concern: "It doesn't matter, what problem do you want to know?" In the prayer church, a little boy was praying: "God! I only have a little boy." My little wish, please move the capital to New York!" A pastor heard this and asked the little boy: "Children, why do you pray to move the capital to New York?" The little boy replied: "There is an exam question. "Where is the capital? I answered New York." Mother-son dialogue: Mom! Can I play with grandma for a while? Mom: Yes, but you can’t pick up grandma’s grave again.

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