Steamed buns and noodles fight

There was a big fight between steamed stuffed bun and noodles, and the steamed stuffed bun was beaten out of the water by noodles.

So when I left, I left a sentence for my face:' Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson'

The steamed stuffed bun went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. , ready to find the noodle theory.

I met instant noodles on the way.

Steamed buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and beat them.

After the instant noodles were beaten,

Ask the steamed stuffed bun why he hit him.

The steamed stuffed bun replied: Noodles, don't think that I can't recognize you when I perm my hair!

the second part

By the way, after the instant noodles are finished,

Feeling very unhappy, I teamed up to make rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and zhajiang noodles.

I'm going to get even with the steamed stuffed bun

Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road.

Instant noodles means watching carefully for a while and saying, brothers, let's go!

Instant noodles are flat or even harder.

After squashing the steamed bread, the people walked away.

Later, someone asked instant noodles and said, you just hit so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much.

Instant noodles said: I wanted to have a little K.

I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes ... the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

the third part

It is said that after instant noodles and steamed buns are finished, the more you think about it, the more angry you get.

Because I want to have a stall, I'm going to find steamed buns with everyone again.

Unexpectedly, I fell down on the road and met the cut bag.

Wow! Instant noodles roared and took the lead in flattening.

Everyone felt a little miserable after playing.

Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?"

Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me my hair back ... "The fourth part

After Xiaolongbao knew why he was beaten, .....

Feel wronged .....

So I told the situation to Caibao, Doushabao, Shuijianbao and sauerkraut Bao. ..

You stay here. We'll find a perm. ' ..

They were very angry and went to get even with instant noodles. ..

On the way. I met rice noodles. ..

So I severely repaired the rice noodles. ......

When you left, you said,' Dude, you permed your hair. You should stay at home. ..

Don't look at others cute. Just psychological imbalance .. * *! ! The fifth part.

It is said that he was depressed enough after the last time the steamed stuffed bun was hit by noodles.

So I found steamed buns, colorful treasures, fried buns, soup buns and other packages to eat hot pot to remove mold.

I saw Flammulina velutipes when I entered the door.

Packed people to beat Flammulina velutipes,

Leave a sentence "Don't think I won't recognize you if you wear a hat!" " "The sixth part

Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances.

Both sides often fight if they don't like it.

One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw barbecued pork buns alone.

Enemies are particularly jealous when they meet each other, remembering the grievances of instant noodles and others before.

Without saying anything, I beat up the barbecued pork bun.

Noodles are shouted while playing. ........

"Give me a hard hit, don't let him go, because he vomited blood! ! "The seventh part

The poor barbecued pork bun was bleeding and covered in injuries. Go to the steamed bread for help.

In a rage, the steamed stuffed bun went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake.

The situation was explosive and passers-by fled.

I saw French fries leisurely pressing down the road.

Without saying anything, a group of people slapped the French fries.

The steamed stuffed bun was still angry, so he mended his feet and said, "Do you dare to wear it if you hit someone?"

Shiny shopping! I owe you one foot! Keep calling me. "The eighth part.

Anyway, after the French fries were beaten, I felt so unreasonable.

He went to his good friend banana bar to complain.

Hearing this, the banana strip thinks that the noodle family is dragging down the French fries.

So I asked Daoxiao Noodles, Lamian Noodles and Hollow Powder to find a place for the steamed stuffed bun family.

I didn't expect to meet meatballs on the way.

These noodle families beat meatballs everywhere, and they can't get up without distinguishing between red and white.

When I left, the banana strip left a message.

"Don't come out and be seen by me if you don't practice invisibility next time. The translucent steamed stuffed bun was discovered at once! " Part 9

Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, there is constant street fighting.

Caused the pain of many innocent passers-by.

Even become a part of the war.

This day

Noodles and steamed buns are fighting in the street again.

I saw an innocent passerby being beaten by both sides at the same time.

Aroused the sympathy of many onlookers. ......

Passerby A: "What's the matter? Why do the two sides join hands to hit a passerby? "

Passerby B: "I heard that it is because that person's posture is ambiguous."

Passerby A: "Is it so serious?"

Passerby B: "I can't help it. Who called him noodles? " Part 10

It is said that the knot between steamed buns and noodles is getting deeper and deeper.

Whenever two factions take to the streets to seek revenge.

Pedestrians have to avoid it.

One day, the noodle family was pressing the road.

Spaghetti saw the steamed bread across the street.

"Don't go if you have the courage!"

Rush across the street and make steamed bread with all my brothers.

The dying steamed bread said, "Why did you ... why did you hit me?"

The spaghetti replied mercilessly, "Do you think I won't recognize you if you go for plastic surgery? Four steamed buns!

Parts 12

Speaking of meatballs, the more I think about it, the worse I feel.

I found tribute pills, fish pills, Huazhi pills and so on. And the theory of noodles.

When I met Daoxiao Noodles on the road, I killed him indiscriminately.

Leave him in front of the noodle family's base camp,

The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door and saw Daoxiao Noodles lying dying at the door.

Hurriedly rescued him and said, "Who did this? 」

Daoxiaomian said with a Shandong accent, "Damn, meatballs are too much.

I have nothing against them and beat me like this. 」

Hearing this, Lamian Noodles sighed with emotion: "That's it. What the elders were worried about finally happened. 」

Knife facet said curiously, "What's the matter? 」

Lamian Noodles said nervously, "The era of tripartite confrontation has finally arrived. "Parts 13"

In other words, after several disputes between the steamed stuffed bun clan and the dough clan,

Meeting without saying anything has reached a dull state.

One day, a group of people went to Danshui to play with noodles, instant noodles, beef noodles and salted pasta.

Far away, I saw Agai enjoying the scenery along the Danshui River.

A group of people didn't say much, so they rushed forward to fight, and Achai was beaten to death.

While hitting him, he said, "How dare you come to the scenic spot with such an ugly brown paper bag! Fight!

Give me a hard blow! Give me the strength to suckle and hit me hard! 」

The steamed stuffed bun family heard the tip and came to the rescue. When they arrived, they saw Agai lying on the ground.

When the steamed stuffed bun family saw that it was beaten, they shouted while holding Ah gei's hair:

"You fucking liar, I caught the evidence! Part 14

Due to the disharmony between Bao clan and face clan

With the addition of red bean cake and mung bean cake, the situation becomes more intense.

On the other hand, the original neutral French fries alliance decided to support the noodle family because of the fault of Baojia and Doujia.

Plus French fries, fried chicken and hamburgers are also loaded with guns.

With the participation of the French fries alliance, the Bao family sent a message to inform the powerful egg tower of the allied forces in Macao.

The joining of Egg Tower is not unconditional, provided that 4,000 egg tower shops are opened.

After a hard struggle

The smell of cream and the crust outside

The Egg Tower Corps led by Margaret led the battle.

As a result, egg tower shops can be seen everywhere now.

As a result, the flour family declined and the bean family went downhill. The French fries alliance collapsed.

Even the guarantor who went to ask for help was forced to farm because of the war injury.

The origin of egg tower is the discord between noodle clan and Bao clan.

Parts 15

One day, the meat steamed stuffed bun and the egg jiaozi had an argument because they were thin.

The two sides fought,

But the meat buns were beaten out of the water by egg dumplings because of too much meat.

So when I left, I left a message for the egg dumplings: "If you dare, don't leave. I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson."

Three weeks later,

Meat buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. , ready to find the theory of egg dumplings.

I met jiaozi on the way.

Meat steamed stuffed bun and others then surrounded jiaozi and beat up.

After jiaozi was beaten, I asked why Meat Bag beat him.

The meat bag replied: "Egg dumplings, don't think that you used SK-2, so I won't recognize you! "Parts 17

It is said that ah gei was unwilling to be beaten for no reason and colluded with fish balls.

Fresh water horns such as iron eggs come for revenge.

On the way, I met a soup bag, and the three people mistakenly thought it was a meat bag.

So he stepped forward and beat him up.

The soup in the soup bag spilled out because of the hard beating.

Beat and shout: just hit you a few times, and you will pee for me.

Don't think I will sympathize with you like this. I hate such cowards!

Come on! Keep fighting! Fight with him until the game @ # $%&; * ...

Parts 18

The poor barbecued pork bun was bleeding and covered in injuries. Go to the meat bun for help. ...

In a rage, the meat buns brought sesame buns and bean paste buns ... and went to the fire, and war was on the verge. ..

Passers-by fled .. only to see spaghetti pressing the road alone,

So a group of people went up and beat up Italy,

Meat bag while playing and shouting, "beat my brother vomiting blood. How dare you run around in bloody clothes? "

You're afraid we won't recognize you! It's a slap in the face! Part 19

By the way, after the unlucky spaghetti was defeated by a meat loafer,

Don't want to find the article, the clan wants to get back at the meat bag.

I met meatballs on my way to the laundry.

I gave him a beating without saying anything.

I saw the spaghetti screaming: "Carry the teacher's dead meat bag!

What are you doing in the laundry room? Want to bleach your clothes to be transparent?

I'm telling you! It's no use wearing bleached clothes,

I still know the fat in your belly! ? Me! 」

Part 20

It is said that after jiaozi was beaten by a steamed stuffed bun for no reason, he became more and more unwilling.

He called the brothers of shrimp dumplings, swallow dumplings and fish dumplings to retaliate against the meat buns.

On the way, everyone met French bread.

As a result, jiaozi was too lenient and rushed to punch and kick indiscriminately.

Beat the French bread black and blue,

After that, the poor French bread asked jiaozi, "Why did you hit me?" "

Jiaozi said: "Don't think that if you eat Viagra hard, I won't dare to hit you!" ! ! ! "Part 2 1

As the feud between the Burmese and Bao ethnic groups is getting deeper and deeper, fighting happens from time to time.

One day, at the party of Bao people, I found a steamed stuffed bun, all purple.

Crowdsourcing some care, some angrily asked:

"Were you beaten by your family? Too much! I was beaten black and blue! 」

Purple steamed stuffed bun quickly explained: "No! Mu Xi! Wow, the taro is wrapped!

Part 22

It's said that Mianjia wanted revenge on Baojia and met Ryotaro Bao on the way.

Was about to begin, just listen to taro Bao Dao:

"Eldest brother! Everyone in Wuqin beat me! Can you leave me alone? Answer! 」

When the cunning taro bag escaped, the noodle family suddenly realized.

I was cheated! Taro buns are not hurt at all!

So the heads of the fathers issued an arrest warrant:

Next time you see a black steamed stuffed bun from Africa, don't sympathize with him in diplomacy!

Part 23

Finally ..... The taro bag was blocked by the noodle gang when the Ambassador Theater collected the protection fee!

Moreover, the newly acquired little brother, Bao, the king of milk, also suffered.

So taro buns and milk buns were taken to the noodle noodle restaurant on Zhengzhou Road.

Everyone broke the foreskins of taro buns and milk buns with three fists and two feet.

Oh! No ... it's steamed stuffed bun skin, and the stuffing is all out.

At this time, it is convenient to say face to face: boss! Now we can enjoy it.

Last time I heard that Gui and Wan Yu of Danshui gang beat urine out of the meat bag.

Look, we hit them both with taro, and they both ran out.

The other one is still kicking on the wall? Part 24

It is said that the battle between meat buns and noodles is getting more and more fierce, and it has reached the point where water and fire are incompatible. .....

One-day meat buns, steamed buns, egg towers, etc. I came to the road and saw noodles walking on the road.

The meat bag sneered at it and said slowly, "Not enough.

Just seeing that big ass can't help but want to kick two feet more! 」

The second one:

One day, the devil caught the princess.

Devil: "Just scream ... no one will come to save you ..."

Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."

No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

Devil: "Say that Cao Cao will be here ..."

Cao *: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."

Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"

Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "

Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."

Devil: "Oh, my God! 」

God: "Who called me? 」

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody said, "Where am I? Play dumb! 」

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me? 」

Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」

Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. "

Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」

Which one: "I'm not who."

Who: "He's not me."

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」

Everyone said, "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."

Lively: "What do I have to see? 」

God: "It's none of my business. Let's go first. "

Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon king? 」

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」

Princess: "If no one hits the devil, I can go."

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」

What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! 」

How dare you: "I didn't? 」

Me: "What does it have to do with me?" 」

Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy ... "

Shit: "What am I doing? ...」

Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」

You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」

I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」

I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」

Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」

I didn't say, "Who called him? 」

Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."

I didn't say, "I haven't wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you."

I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」

Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」

I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... I will be called ..."

Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "

True or false: "So this is my place ..."

I am nothing &; No: "Don't make any noise. We are talking ... "

Don't argue with Allah: "I'm not talking ..."

I didn't: "I didn't speak! ...」

I am nothing: "-_-"... go ... let's talk outside ... "

Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"

I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."

Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."

I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"

None of my business: "What? Did anyone call me? 」

Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "

Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... *V.V*" ("Who" collapsed)

None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」

It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."

For a long time: "I'm not here ..."

Devil: "Are you finished? 」

Endless: "He doesn't have me."

You: "I don't have him."

I just said, "Who said that? 」

Who: "What do you want me to do? 」

Do you want to fuck me? 」

You: "I won't fuck him."

I said, "Who said I wouldn't? 」

Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "

He said, "What should I do? 」

? "You two are shameless! 」

You two: "I want it! I want it! 」

Face: "Who wants me? 」

Who: "I don't want it."

Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."

Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "

K: "Who wants to see me? 」

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! 」

He said, "Don't trust me."

Me: "Who wants me? 」

Who: "I finally caught one. Kill it. "

One: "Don't arrest me."

Me: "I've had enough, too. Whoever mentions my name again will never let you go! 」

Who said, "Look at my eighteen dragon palms! 」

Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws! 」

Eighteen palms of dragon descending: "What am I to see? 」

Jiuyin Bones Claw: "What am I to see? 」

What's there to see: "Brother, I finally found you! 」

What's there to see? "Brother, let's talk outside."

Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement meeting ..."

Finally, the devil suffered from schizophrenia.