1, they say the Monkey King driving somersault clouds, then the gods and horses driving is floating clouds
2, if you marry, I feel that you should marry the gods and goddesses, because he is both clean and can change the money to spend
3, since it has been left, and why appeared in front of me, you are not stimulating me? woman
4, the slump of life out of the people who do not compete, live fish against the current and the mountain, dead fish downstream
5, the good man life is short, the bad man life is cheap, you're a cheap life has a short life of the guy
6, my qq level is not high, one did not have q coins, two did not have a picture, hackers, you have to steal it what use
7, wear some of the other people walk the way of the other people so that other people can not find both shoes and can not find the way
7, wear some other people walk the way of other people to let others find the shoes and can not find the way
8, I have been in the same situation, I have been in the same situation. I can't find the shoes and can't find the road
8, I use Cupid's arrows to chase, you wear bulletproof undershirt fly fly fly
9, bare feet on the beach, how can I still not forget the feeling of heartache
10, and then the rain, it will eventually stop; in the stabbing wound, it will be crusted
11, the shadow is on the left, the soul is on the right, and each other backward and yet can not escape the physical constraints
11, the shadow is in the left, the soul in the right, but also Can not escape the body's constraints
12, what is love, love is that you hurt my heart, and then I slowly cure
13, the greatest benefit of maturity is: previously not get, now do not want
14, due to unwillingness, even if wrong, you have to keep doing it
15, some of the road I still want to walk on their own, and some of the reasoning I
16, someone said, close your eyes can still see the person, is your favorite
17, even if the last can get you a hug, it is also worth
18, after a long time of separation after I will occasionally miss the road we have walked together
19, I miss is not the person, but those who can not return to the Once
20, you only a thousand years of vinegar jar, so love jealousy
21, lonely night, who would like to accompany me to count stars, low IQ can accompany me to count the moon
22, a see other people earn money on the red, but their own and no ability, so had to change direction, close your eyes and do not see
23, you use the invisible to avoid me, then I use the online
24, he does not love me, talking time is not serious, silent time and too much heart
25, believe Chun get eternal life, but Chun is also to rest
26, do not come to molest brother, sister-in-law see will let you become a legend
27, this year's holiday does not receive gifts, gifts I only receive Apple 5S, hey
28, the rainy days, the rainy days are the most important thing to do is to make sure that you do not have to worry about the future of the world.
28, rainy days, did not bring an umbrella, so I can only become a drop chicken
29, my story is actually not so tragic, so you do not have to cry so heartbreaking
30, friends have their own partner, but I? How long do I have to wait
31, I want to be his most heartwarming encounter, the most reluctant to part
32, suddenly relative to themselves to say sorry, sorry to make such a mess
33, people say that the distance produces beauty, but I feel that the distance produces a sense of strangeness
34, although I do not have the right to interfere with you, but I have the right to control myself! Interference with you
35, life is a cup of tea, while shedding tears while continuing
36, I gave you everything, but you throw them away like garbage
37, because I'm not a horse, so you don't need to pat the horse's ass
38, poisonous grass bloomed fascinating flowers, love me to say fascinating words
39 In fact, you do not understand, if you can adhere to, then now we will be happy together
44, see like people, you will be the most pretending B
45, please forgive me, people are not good, mouth is not sweet, the long stumbling still no money
46, good horse does not eat back to the grass, because the time to turn back there has been no grass
47, the next life I want to be born in the National Day, death in the Qingming Festival, the birth of my life, and the death of my life, the death of my life. Death in the Qingming Festival, the birth of my country celebrate, I died when the national mourning
48, marriage nine dollars, divorce twelve dollars. The only way to get a divorce is to be a fool. So expensive
49, you like the temple escape, but do not know to chase you are a group of beasts
50, because I got homework phobia, so the old wet your homework assignments I can not be completed
Knowledge of the latest interesting food text summary of sixtyKnowledge of the latest interesting food text a
1.avoided the night of the wine when the song, but not hide I'm not going to be able to get away with it, but I'm going to be able to get away with it.
2. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.
3. The ushering in is always emotional, a tea and a meal wrapped in a reunion.
4. The newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, want to eat hot pot to cook themselves.
5. Dry rice people's life small theater
6. Walking millions of miles, the heart of the system but a few bowls of fireworks
7. Let you think about eating eat or not to eat something still have to eat.
8. The hairline is getting higher and higher, the ceiling is getting lower and lower, but eating a bite of delicious flavor is like going back to childhood.
9. Uncountable happiness, can not escape the fat
10. Light in the heart, slow food three meals.
11. My dream is to live in an eater's village, eating whole food day after day and chattering at night.
12. Life is too short to have another bowl.
13. Late-night meals, eaten into the stomach, carved into the heart, and then turned into a little bit of talk to each other's strength.
14. Total solar eclipse: a whole day of eating
15. The highest state of eating: the eye for food!
16. In this world, only food and love can not live up to, love has lived up to too much, food do not live up to.
17. Every time I want to open the food ring when I am so comforting my own: beauty and ugliness have life, fat and thin in the day
18. If the weight can also be full of 100 minus 20 on the right, then I can eat some.
19. Love can talk slowly, meat must be eaten while hot.
20. We will be cured by food when we return home at night.
知乎最新有趣的美食文案篇二21. Three meals are normal, four meals are satisfactory.
22. The mountain has a wood, the wood has a branch, crispy roast duck to eat or not
23. Everything is not so bad, you can at least have a good meal.
24. Hot pot goo goo goo, my heart fluttering.
25. Breakfast in the morning: patience, a good heart + a little creativity.
26. Remember this fish and shrimp will be history in three seconds.
27. From the Eat Drink Small Daily Client
28. For better or for worse, it's a pleasure to take some time off and make yourself a meal or try a new wine.
29. dry rice people dry rice soul dry rice are people
30. those I cook for you food, is the most beautiful love letter to you.
31. Who does not favor the glory of a tea and a meal.
32. "Can I see the food in your album?"
33. Life is not only about sweetness, but also about meat.
34. Waiting for you to take a bite and release your sadness.
35. Eat whole food day after day, dish after dish night after night.
36. The king of dozing in class, the king of dry rice in the cafeteria, the king of widows and orphans in school, the king of hams, a section is stronger than a section, and I want Jelly to be Heijirou.
37. The door to the road of dry rice has been opened.
38. You are like the meat in the hot pot, sitting steadily in the center of the love does not waver
39. For foodies, the only thing in the world that can not be eaten is the loss of others are eating two mouths on the satiety, and I am full of food and still can eat two more mouths.
40. The world is only one, but there are many cafeterias.
知乎最新有趣的美食文案篇三41. In the aspect of looking for inconspicuous but delicious food, I think I have a full set of skill points.
42. Nymphaea leaves the thin sun slanting, pancake fruit is indispensable.
43. My stomach enjoys it, but my heart wants to be thin.
44. The night is short, and meat is the best cure.
45. Long meat meat, I do not reduce, continue to eat, eh, is to play.
46. Night snacks can be late, but never absent.
47. Bad people live to eat and drink, while good people are to live to eat and drink.
48. Who is from the mountains, rivers, lakes and oceans, but confined to the day and night kitchen and love.
49. Starting tomorrow, I will not eat dinner.
50. Do not want to listen to the big theory, just want to eat cupcakes.
51. The river of stars is rolling, and so is the hot pot
52. Put food and love in your pocket.
53. Only food and love can't live up to.
54. If your brain can't hold something, use your stomach to hold it.
55. Life must be full of joy, eating and stuffing need to enjoy.
56. Life is only as good as the first time you see it, come to the bowl of tomato beef noodles
57. Life is short, only food and love can not live up to it!
58. In the eating of this road of no return, human beings, never alone!
59. I always hover between eating and eating.
60. Cure the soul of the private red meat.
Knowingly laughable and interesting high-quality nicknames (60 sentences)
Knowingly laughable and interesting high-quality nicknames
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5. Laugh to face paralysis
6. Say you're sorry rubber
7. Mighty little flat chest
8. Long ugly live long
9. I dirty but not colorful
10. Neurology regulars
11. Hey hey hey hey
12. Chrysanthemums broken boulders
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30. Happiness of a good boy
31. Midnight to force people to sing a conquest
32. Ao like the emperor of the expression
33. Female pupil is very cute
34. Egg Festival
35. Halfway to love someone else
36. Since ancient times, the beauty of the demon
37. . professional scissorhands year
39. prodigal son.
40. Humor of the fat child
Knowingly funny and interesting high-quality nicknames net name article three41. will laugh is not a fool
42. you grow a good refreshing
43. accompanied by eating is the longest confession
44. Lanxiang old driver
45. toilet squatting a Rudraksha Buddha
46. Goblin, return my master
55. big mom killer
56. teasing two than
57. city deserted dream empty
58. appearance Pan Jinlian
59. nursery
60. small rat
Knowledgeable God ReplyQ What are the elegant calls for rolling in bed?
知友：匿名用户
管鲍之交.
Q What is ambiguity?
知友：匿名用户
Blue face blue face, add some yellow and it is green.
Q girlfriend and ex-boyfriend break up cannon after pregnancy, I should do?
知友：匿名
Who pollutes, who governs. Who develops, who protects.
Asked how to provoke a boyfriend?
Friends: anonymous
Hubby, I'm sleepy
Well, you go to sleep first
Then you have to kiss!
Okay, give me a kiss and go to sleep.
I'll give you a hug!
Okay, let's go to sleep.
Husband, you shoot me!
Okay, I'll shoot you to sleep.
Hubby, tell me a story!
You've got to be kidding me. Come on, come on, come on, don't sleep, get up, come on, pucker your ass up! I'll tell you the story of the old man's wheelbarrow!
Ask what is the mindset of a person who plays this type of behavior with a good hand and pretends to be a grandson.
Friends: Liu Yunxuan
Because that's how Sun Tzu played. Sun Tzu said: soldiers, trickery also, so can and show the can not. The Art of War
Asked what is the most thunderous confession you have ever received.
Friends: Cheng Dongdong
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Q In the world of martial arts, what do you need to pay attention to when opening an inn?
Zhiyou: Uncle Wang
Big words on the wall: to fight go out and fight.
Asked the evening sky wants to snow, can drink a cup of no, how to reply more domineering?
Knowing friends: drums
Driver a line of wine, loved ones two lines of tears.
Q Why do Chinese people like to make costume movies so much?
知友：magasa
The biggest question facing sci-fi movies is, do they still want to be led by a party in the future?
What's the difference between asking a girlfriend and a female friend?
Zhiyou: James Swineson
The Chinese have a habit of taking names: what is actually missing must be made up in the name, and the five elements must be complete.
Ask a woman who is eating a candy cane, how can I convince her that I'm not hitting on her, but rather want to know where to buy the candy cane?
知友：屠钱钱
美一女，你好，你真漂亮，老远就看到你，就想过来跟你打个招呼......
Q If you're playing a ppT for a client, how do you do it?
Friends: Liu Xikun
Silence for half a second, and then asked: guys still sleepy?
This is the first time I've seen the same thing.
Asked and not too familiar with the girl dinner (the pursuit of her will), the woman proposed AA, should I accept?
Knowledge: Negative 2
This time I'll take it, next time you take it.
Asked 2000RMB want to go abroad poor travel can go to which country?
知友：匿名
Qin. Lu. Qi. The state of Shu. The country of Korea. Zheng. Wei. Chu. Zhao. Yan. Wu. And so on.
Ask how to subtly say I've been bought?
知乎：Icarus ghost
I'll be fair
Q My girlfriend allowed me to cheat on her and introduced me to her best friend. How should I interpret her behavior given that she really loves me?
Knowing: ScottDong
Don't be fooled! Mac told you, I can also install windows oh, but you really installed, will be with high hair a fever to get back at you!
Ask what to do if you don't have a lover on Valentine's Day.
Knowing: Ruah
Family did not die in the family still have to struggle to get one or two dead before the Qingming Festival? I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that.
Q Why do people say women are always right?
Know: Raymond G, or WTF.
Note: WTF is what the fuck, meaning: what the fuck.
Asked whether mandatory Mandarin learning should be abolished in primary and secondary schools.
Knowledge: Feng Yuyao
Math you think the practicality is limited, who usually have nothing to do with solving a system of equations, grocery shopping can not be used, do not learn;
English you think the practicality is limited, who usually have to speak with foreigners, watching American drama have subtitles, grocery shopping can not be used, do not learn;
Physics you think the practicality is limited, who usually have nothing to do with the few small slider
Physics you think the practicality is limited, usually who have nothing to do with the few small sliders swinging around, buy food can not be used, do not learn;
Literature you think the practicality is limited, usually who are idle pain in the ass to see the ancient text, buy food can not be used, do not learn;
Then you tell me what compulsory education?
Then you tell me what to learn in compulsory education?
Q Why China rarely launched foreign wars of aggression?
Knowing: Shen Ye Xiong
From the first small piece of the Yellow River Basin to the present one big rooster is it a gift from the phone bill?
Asked what is the experience of having a daughter?
知友：梅源贝 选自：365知识网
Baby, I'm willing to give you everything in this world
I want to eat ice cream ~
No!
Ask the girl out of Lin Weiyin's upper sentence: is love, is warm, is hope, you are the April day on earth. How do I answer the next line?
Knowing: Cheeseny
It's him, it's him, it's him, the young hero Little Nezha.
I asked my roommate what to do if I saw him playing a game.
Knowing: Li Qian
I can pretend not to see, but also secretly miss.
Q Why do women still like men when they say that they are not good and that they are sex maniacs?
Knowledge: go sniffing
The people who really want to buy are the ones who are picking and choosing, and the ones who have been praising the good ones are the ones who have been supporting them.
Ask which thing shocked you about your own ignorance?
Friends: Anonymous
When I was a kid, I had to write a pen name for my writing, and what I wrote was always China Drawing Pencil.
Ask the Google Glass startup command: OK, Glass, why is the Chinese translation the most appropriate?
Zhiyou: Holyperry
OK, Brother Mirror.
Asked to the favorite girl confession was rejected, still like her, how to do?
知友：邵鸽
Maybe you're mistaken about what a confession is. A confession should be a rallying cry at the time of final victory, not a charge to launch an attack.
Ask a guy what to say when he asks what you like about me.
知友：腐生
Directly underhanded point in the past ah, can take advantage of a lot of cheap, I like you this point, this point, this point, this point, and this point, and this point
Asked why the more north of the region the more direct and pugnacious character of the people?
知友：刘洋
天寒地冻的，哪有时间和你磨叽。
Q If a relationship is not holding hands, not a kiss, not a bed, it is not a relationship, the performance of love for a person really want these physical contact?
Knowing: Sullivan
Of course, or why do you think love and fertilization look so much alike.
Asked if Smaug is the most powerful dragon in all the movies.
Friend: Anonymous
It's this one.
Q How do I tweak my boyfriend when he doesn't reach out to me for a month or two on vacation?
Knowledge: Yu Baiwei
Everyone answered too dark, what split legs change heart never love you and so on, everything should be on the good side.
I guess your boyfriend should be dead.
Ask what the nicest guy you've ever met was like.
Friends: recently more annoying
height 170-185cm, weight 56-75kg, well-built, gentle character, smile sunshine, standard Mandarin, fresh hair, occasional drinking, do not smoke a cigarette, do not love bubble bar. Will cook, have a mood, will create a little romance, have patience, filial piety, have love, have a sense of responsibility, have a sense of motivation, behave civilized, do not swear, modest, cautious, stable, generous.
I'm not good at talking to girls, but I'm loyal to my love, and I'm committed.
Such a boy is basically a spare tire.
Ask Lin how he sings.
知友：Hugo LEE
I wrote a big paragraph, such as mellow, beautiful voice, natural and other overflowing words, and then realized that you're not talking about Lin Zhihyun, so I silently deleted it.
Asked what's the dopiest thing you've ever done?
知友：bia gao
Always had to sleep with my mom when I was little.
Ask what it's like to break up.
知友：韩知行
Teachers can only negate your grades, and bosses can only negate your work.
But what about her? She negated your entire being.
Your hard work, courage, tall and handsome, your erudite and interesting humor, do not constitute a meaning to her; you are careful to show good, well-prepared gifts, back to think about a long time of cold jokes, there is no use; you put their own good carving repeated modification, packaging and beautiful hands; she looked down, shrugged, as if it is not what I want.
To defeat a person is sometimes so simple.
Q What are the words and actions that reflect low emotional intelligence?
Knowing: st searching for light
Why do you keep kicking me?
QWhich word can mean fast and precise?
Knowing: anonymous
biu
Asked what to do if your girlfriend is brain-dead.
知友：丁一
According to the relevant laws and regulations, if a woman is known to be mentally ill or demented (to a serious degree) and has sex with her, she shall be punished for the crime of forcible rape regardless of the means used.