① Uncle Yu's three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming. As long as uncle Yu is here, this stalk will always be there. Each pair of crosstalk performers said: What are Uncle Yu's three hobbies? The audience replied in unison: smoking, drinking, perm.

(2) High-end Sir Zhong, atmospheric and up-to-grade. Sir Zhong's height must be different from others.

③ Eggplant stalks, rubber bands, dog meat juice and cat gravy stalks from Sir Zhong and Jiu MengMeng.

4 and Mr. Xiao's famous scene: pasting the roof. A comedian on the stage and a group of comedians under the stage listened to cross talk. (Yes, it's Mr. Xiao)

⑤ Meng Meng's three skills: lighting a cigarette, pouring wine and perming.

In addition, there are ghost stories (although they scare themselves every time), selling cute, and of course braking and crying. What an excellent guy. )

6 refund stalk. Everyone in the audience has to refund their tickets, but Deyun's refund window is in Afghanistan.

⑦ A young gentleman who is obsessed with getting off work. Every time I stand at the nearest exit, I run as soon as I finish.

Today, Sir Zhong and Jiu MengMeng's famous scene of cooking eagles, when Jiu MengMeng mentioned silicone legs, Sir Zhong kept laughing.

Pet-name ruby about Sir Zhong sleeping powder stalk. MengMeng was a fan for five years, and Master put him to sleep (hahahaha, forgive my malicious smile, after all, this famous scene was made up by my brain. )

That's all I can think of at present. For me, it is the one that impressed me the most. I hope you like it, and of course you are welcome to add.

There are so many things that girls in Deyun Society need to know, such as Qian Ge's three hobbies of "smoking, drinking and perming", such as Sun Hou, the eldest son of crosstalk master Hou's "specious" and "kung pao chicken" and so on!

There are also many "stalks" of Degang Guo's disciples, which can be roughly divided into "posthumous title" and "events":

First, nicknames: Lu' an has the most nicknames, as well as Smurfs, Lamborghini, and horses. Are well known; Zhang Yunlei, captain of the death squad of Deyun Society, was nicknamed "Little Boy", and many people called him Sir Zhong. Kong Yunlong, a member of the death squad; The prince of Deyun Society kept Yan Hexiang less, and his alias was Zhuang Zhuang; Zhang Helun is nicknamed Xiaobai; Lang Hezhen alias rhubarb; Meng is the master of the hall; Zhou Jiuliang is a young gentleman. ...

2. Event: Sun Yue raised elephants before entering Deyun Society. The elephant loses weight and he gains weight; The dispute between Zhang Yunlei, Yang Jiulang and Yan Hexiang Qiangzi's parents; Meng's "Deyun Society is a harmonious family, and disciples never bully their younger brothers" and so on. Of course, the most famous are all kinds of interesting stories about Qian Ge's father Wang Lao, and interesting stories about Qian Ge's son Guo!

What other "stalks" have I not mentioned? Welcome to add!

Tell me about the younger generation of crosstalk performers I know better:

1, Shang Jiuxi: His nickname is the guillotine of Deyun; His partner He Jiuhua is in charge (hahaha, quite appropriate); One of his popular jokes is about little penguins (for details, just listen to a few more cross talks).

2. Zhang: There are many nicknames for him, such as tractor commander (these lnm applaud, hahaha), Man, love rat ... Although he doesn't forgive people, he is very kind to fans and protects his family in private. He is a very gentle man. His partner, who is 90% taller, was originally the last gentleness in the top nine, but after all, he lost his gentleness, hahaha. His fixed-point poems are very good, and now they have been sealed. Some viewers asked him when he would talk about it again, and his answer was to find a suitable time (such as a special performance, we look forward to it together).

3. Qin Xiaoxian: He sings very well. He has a little hypoglycemia. His family conditions are good (after all, he drives a "dung fork" car, hahaha, don't hit me, this is what the second brother said). His partner Sun Jiuxiang is his "father". Every time I go on stage, Jiuxiang's father just says to the audience: You are no longer my daughter-in-law! The audience below is absolutely obedient, hahaha. This life gate is thoughtful.

4. Liu Xiaoting: Nicknamed Second Brother, his "advantage" is black, hahaha. In the words of partner Zhang Jiutai, when the second brother falls into the sea, the sea becomes the Black Sea, hahahaha. The second brother is Pinkley's big apprentice, but he often doesn't eat jiaozi from his master's house (dare not say, dare not ask, hahaha).

I only know a few of them at present. Others, Jiuling, Jiulong, Jiufang, Laohan and so on, are all very good, but I'm not particularly familiar with them, so I won't say much here.

If there is any need to correct or supplement, please correct me and discuss together!

Girls from Deyun Society, see you in the comment area!

Deyun Society has many "stalks". I just want to talk about those jokes in cross talk, where as soon as Teacher Zhang starts, there will be a tsunami-like bottom response.

Old Beijingers Love to Play-Daughter-in-law

Let me ask you a question-love.

High-end-big era, high-end.

Ouch-who is so bad? I want to make a rumor, I'm talking nonsense. ..................................................................................................................................................

True nine lang how so handsome-I a mouthful of old blood spray on the screen, let me die for a while.

Slogan of the Eighth Team: Deyun Eighth Team, unify the rivers and lakes, and command the world. Whoever disobeys, may our Lord live a long life.

Finally, fans' favorite sentence: Who is Acacia for?

Weaving Zhang Yunlei

Because cross talk is now joking about belonging to the family, Deyun Society has many stalks, such as the nickname of Lu 'an, the origin of sesame cakes, the legendary jumping off a building, the elevator incident, why Yu Qian's son is called Guo, etc., but the following stalks, as girls of Deyun Society, cannot but know.

First, the teacher's three hobbies. That is, smoking, drinking and perm. Degang Guo and many members of Deyun Society have written these three hobbies into cross talk. Sesame cakes used to ridicule these three hobbies, but they are actually one kind, that is, smoking after drinking, and then perm your hair with cigarettes.

Second, Degang Guo invoice terrier and Yun-peng Yue invoice terrier. This stems from the fact that after Cao Yunjin left Deyun, he bombarded Degang Guo to collect tuition fees (according to common sense, Crosstalk Gate should not collect tuition fees), and at that time, he also printed out an invoice, and Degang Guo responded, "You can find the invoice, stamp it and say that I received it, but you should pay attention every time." Many jokes of Deyun Society often talk about invoices, which forms the invoice stalk in Degang Guo. Recently, Yun-peng Yue also talked about invoices in his "saturday night live" program, and then developed into a Yun-peng Yue invoice stalk.

Third, the little black fat stalk. In recent years, Degang Guo's apprentices have gradually formed their own styles and routines. Due to the short stature, slightly higher skin color and obesity of Degang Guo Gang, Zhang Helun and fewer soldiers, among which Degang Guo's head and skin color were taken as an example, forming a famous "little black fat terrier". Zhang Helun, in particular, always pointed up with his hand, pretending that Degang Guo jumped up and said "I'll kill you" while jumping, which was so funny.

Of course, as the largest cross talk club in China, if the girls of Deyun Club pay close attention, they will definitely find more and more interesting stalks to open your eyes.

Deyun society girls need to know too much! You need to know uncle Qian's three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming. Yu Qian's son is Guo. Lao Guo's girlfriend is called prejudice, Yu Qian's girlfriend is called Walter WANG Egg, Xiaoping Cray's girlfriend is called Hammer Sister, and Dalin's girlfriend is called Zhuge Steel. Old Beijing loves to play with his daughter-in-law (bells). Jiu Liang's father likes to cook all kinds of dishes (Zhou Wenwang). The Daba River, Daba River and Daba River of the Yellow Crane Tower will be awarded five-star red flags flying in the wind ... High-end long locks will appear in the air for the first time. The last sentence of Xiaoping Cray's lover asked the tortoise what he did wrong, just because the table blocked his leg. There are also various cheap copies in the program, such as anti-seven or six people, sheep on the tree, no leaves, and Japanese bangzi. And you have to know how to pick up Taiping's lyrics. At least, it's a good idea to tell the story of the white snake, sell noodles to the squire and persuade people with Han Xin's divination. When you come back, you need to know which actor has what program. Ai Guo sang the sigh of the skeleton, and the end of the big box sang the truth. Tang priest's tooth marks, Wukong, tick-tock. Exploration of Qingshui River, Suolinnang and Gankun Belt. Xiao Ping Clay's lover, who was born once and met twice, is a song of five rings. A prostitute in Zhang Helun showed her toes, and her sister came to see me. Third brother's block Li Yunjie's explanation of susan. Nine-year-old Kowloon Allegro plays well. Linglong Tower and Tong Ren Tang all say it's great. Ma Zaishan top, Luan Boji in Luancheng. The second brother (Liu Xiaoting) is black and Jiu Ge is white. The indissoluble bond between Lao Qin and microphone. Jiu Nan is a little prince who is a regular poet, but the last sentence is always cut off by the audience. I went into the pit of Deyun Society and found that I had a lot to learn.

Raising elephants, who can miss this stalk?

Correspondingly, there are "zoo", "stealing feed", "escaping from the cage" and "climbing over the wall".

When Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue were in the North Exhibition Hall, the fans played another familiar game, applauding after Yun-peng Yue introduced himself, but the applause was more warm and lasting after introducing Sun Yue.

Yun-peng Yue also cleverly showed jealousy and even tried to walk away and pretend to go on strike: "Since when are comedians more popular than jokers?"

Sun Yue is very calm: "This is not very close to the zoo!"

Sun Yue's surprise made Yun-peng Yue laugh. After laughing, he explained: "In the future, friends from other places may not know this video. The North Exhibition is really close to the zoo. Teacher Sun used to raise elephants in the zoo. "

1. Uncle Yu Qian's three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming.

2. Uncle Yu Qian's rock version of "Learning Meow".

3. Meng must listen to the tick-tock version.

4. Meng's group mouth sticks to the ceiling.

Meng can't seal the box without being kicked.

6. Zhou Jiuliang is anxious to get off work.

7. Zhang Helun's "Prostitute Exposes Toes".

8. My sister came to see me by Zhang Helun.

9. High-end, high-quality, high-grade and high-grade gas in Zhang Yunlei.

10. Zhang Yunlei's "Braid Brother Missing Day and Night".

1 1. Zhang Jiuling's worst nine-character elder brother.

12. A poem that can't be settled.

13. Liu Xiaoting and Zhang Jiutai have poor skin colors.

14. The guillotine of Shangjiu Xide Cloud Society.

15. Qin Xiaoxian exchanged IQ for high face value and subwoofer.

In today's society, everyone's quality of life is constantly improving, and more and more people have a lot of leisure time. However, some people like to listen to cross talk besides watching TV movies. Speaking of this cross talk, Deyun Society is the most popular one. As one of the most famous large-scale professional crosstalk societies in China, it gives people a deep impression.

For Deyun Society, having such a group of people is as crazy as watching an idol concert. For this special group, everyone gave them a very kind name, called "Deyun Girl".

Speaking of these "Deyun girls", in people's impression, they must be lively, cheerful, versatile, omnipotent and open-minded. Anyone who has heard Deyun's ditty should be able to sing these songs, such as Exploring Qingshui River, Farewell to Lovers, Gankun Band, Shooting a Flower Stand, Daxixiang and so on. For them, they just come to rap.

Once in a cross talk in Zhang Yunlei, such an interesting thing happened. Fans and friends who like him come to watch with light sticks. Because of his humor, girls like him very much. He abruptly turned a cross talk performance into a concert with light sticks under the stage, which has to be admired. Many netizens lamented that he is really a "Deyun Society Girl", which is really powerful enough.

Besides him, there is also a cross talk actor who is deeply loved by everyone, that is, Yun-peng Yue. Wherever he goes, he will be full of laughter. Just today, Yun-peng Yue was pushed to the hot search in Weibo by fans. Just reading the title "Yun-peng Yue can't live without you" was so funny. What's going on here? Let's have a look.

In the video, "Xiao Ping Clay" and Mr. Sun Yue performed on the same stage, and Yun-peng Yue was singing a famous song "I Ask You in loverboy". Who would have thought that "Xiao Ping Kelei" just began to sing two sentences "Shrimp, I am almost at the top", and the "Deyun Girl" sitting under the stage immediately joined the chorus. At this moment, "Xiaoping Clay" looked puzzled, and the fans and friends under the stage smiled happily. After a few seconds' pause, Yun-peng Yue jokingly said, None of this would have happened without you. This shows that our "Deyun girl" is really powerful and can catch any stalk.

In fact, interesting things like this have happened several times in Yun-peng Yue. Every time, Pinkley's reaction is stupid and cute, and it will be especially interesting when he is around. In fact, for crosstalk performances, it is also necessary to have such a group of talents to be interesting. What do you think of this?

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The story of the white snake

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