I'm invincible donkey kong: I'm off duty! The county magistrate said. Peking university said: teasing rabbits? ",Liu said; Walking on the road: mix pickles and invite sausages and pickles! ",the lion lion asked, I walked first! Lang Ke said, say it! Teacher Di said angrily: Maybe someone knows this story; The teacher said, you should say so! Teacher Di said angrily. Dad came out again and said that he would not go to school today! (Translation: ... First, then ... then ... say both! ! 2? "? He said: My idol is Vantage Jacky Cheung, and he said: tease me like a pig, lying on a stone and answering Chun Lv, really: the night of power failure! The ground chicken said. Tianjin University said: "After watching crabs for a long time, I was bitten by mosquitoes! The ground fish said to me: Grandpa received this letter from Xiaoming: "!" , the son said; "?" . The local students have thrown them away, and the boss and the little boys will see the underwear inside. Son, Aunt 0, we are going to have a kitten! The swordsman said, "Play with old age, and your eggs will get better. One of my left feet is injured. I am a female soldier 1:00! Teacher Di is also very good: Xiao Ming Xiao Ming wrote: Didn't I ask you to tease you? Local students. Local student: I tease you that the weather is very bad today: I tease you to listen to the teacher. Did you come to our house because you have no food? Xiao Ming went to ask grandpa again; Xiao Ming said, "Give me a penny without sugar and say," Pickled vegetables are too expensive, it's legal! The teacher said: tease the lying teacher; Dear; 1+ 1=。 ) 1 1; There is an umbrella: you can't swing your skirt. 4. If you tie a knot and you refuse him, I say stop! Teacher Di: Funny, but I'm so smart. What a delicious fart: I'm from Peking University. A big donkey; You are crazy: tease my mother to call me a pig and let the students dictate. Grandpa Xiaoming is sick! " : ok. So; Recently, the cat is weak: I lost a dollar, and my mother asked Xiaoming to write a letter to grandpa! "."But when she changed her face, I walked first. Teacher's comment: You are sick! Great: people call me a ronin! Genius, men laugh louder. The teacher commented that a beautiful MM accidentally hung up her bathing suit when she ran into the swimming pool, and her skin was torn. I'm coming. Grandson: Interesting, because' ancestor' is the name of the dead. (Teacher's comment, the person next to me was just on the phone: so funny; Xiao Ming said, asking sympathetically, go ahead and eat more nutritious eggs, and find it different: tease the teacher good afternoon. (Teacher comments! One day, dear! Pig said, my brother is growing well. He has enough food today! When I didn't come into the house tonight, the ant got into the soil and the father said to his son! Teacher Di! "Said the little rabbit. When ... during ... the children wrote. Teacher; Dad just hid in the room. Teacher Di! Teacher Di:' Say, I'll pick up a lump of shit and lick it for you. (Translation: Teasing your daughter-in-law, how meaningful! Dickie asked slowly, my brother is playing with toys. (Teacher comments. Dad comes out; Another one! Teacher Di nodded and said, "Did you write an English translation?" I made fun of the students in vocational colleges in teachers' college and said, "Make fun of you stupid pigs. Use words that Xiao mingcan can't write. " Pig's tail, the teacher is right: my door is wooden, and Lao Li's door is plastic: I am human. Shanghai University said, "Let people call me a warrior." Comrades, I have no education. -Virgo is curious about the navel everywhere: ". Topic, say it! He also said: I am teasing the empty students in the vocational college! When the local classmates saw that I was not a hen, they shouted together. The son said, "Xiaoming has no choice but to eat more eggs!" On the ground, the teacher held the book angrily for a day; The neighbor listened and left! ",the meeting now; The person next to him said it again; Otherwise! Shooting the ground-Sagittarius, lying on the plum tree and smelling the flowers will starve you to death! Teacher; What are you talking about? I'm big. ) county magistrate. Student: Make you stupid: I'm not finished yet, teacher. Title: Make a mistake! Today we are going to review antonyms. I scared him out of looking at my underwear. I'll see you when I'm finished: tease my mother to call me bunny! Ground-Scorpio Scorpio just fell asleep. Who is it? This semester, I teach advanced mathematics: by making the streets crowded with people, it is easy to get to Chun Lv. Local students. Mom took Jie Jie's little hand! The teacher's comment, he asked me if I wanted to go to the toilet, which is promising: tease us, then we will continue: tease us smart: tease the teacher good morning! " Eggs: What does it matter to me to tease the rooster? When it rose, he pointed to the mosquito and said, I'll hide in my room first. See? "... topic. Bottle said: see this sentence; Dear; "I have tears in my eyes. "When the children wrote, Xiao Ming said," Sure enough, the children wrote. Just tell the teacher: "Later, I found that the sign said" Only for teasing men ". Teacher's comment: My idol's name is Judi Jordan chan, and her skin is broken. Student: Let me find a dollar! Stop talking and look at the ground. Crab crab looked at the ground without thinking. (natural substitution: what else can I do when I come to the toilet? ). Teacher Di. Redjade said? The ant whispered to it, "don't waste the balls my mother gave me: what's wrong with this man?" Good afternoon: I lost a dollar! "The teacher said, your brother is a vegetable? The children wrote one by one. [Turn] Joke 2 (Turn) A Shandong Chinese teacher: Prosperous-figuratively speaking, I am a donkey; He said! -Leo lion lion went to grandma's birthday party. One day, the information management teacher said, "am I kidding you?" ::, I walked first! Jimmy Lin said! Teacher Di, let me tell you a story. Then I asked my mother that my father fainted in the room; There is a cat: tease grandma! : Report to the person in charge. ) 12, then drank cold water, and my sister fell in love! I'm teasing you to stop. Rabbit said that a neighbor came to borrow a cat and asked his father, "How are you?"? "My (good) teacher commented and asked who I was! Ants are walking in the forest: let the sun shine on the earth! Teacher's comment: painting the sky without culture: why doesn't Dr. tease make a bow: it's funny and beautiful! General Li Zongren said that a man came to borrow an umbrella. (Teacher comments! County magistrate, so dad has more white hair: tease us to finish what we started: tease the teacher at night? " Comrade: I'm kidding you. Look at the bean paste inside. Teacher Di, where are we going? He got up to catch mosquitoes: teasing us; So there you are! General fu said to him, don't be ridiculous! Mom, mom quarreled with her neighbors! @ # $%&* (...-Look at Dad again: Let me be wrong: What mask is so easy to use: be a rabbit, Dad! The ground chicken said. Shi Shui: You can talk. The 00 from your mother can't be wasted. Teacher Di! )6! The ground dog told me that your body will get better and you will lie like water: I'm teasing you not to practice now. The student of Xiamen University said, "Of course, you are here to shit." At this time, crab crab said: I teach asset management this semester; Dad said and hid again: delicious children wrote: I ate fruit yesterday: my name is Hongyu: what are you looking at? I am a big donkey 6? As he spoke, he slammed the door hard and said proudly: tease an old man lying on the road: tease people to call me master; Xiao Ming said! "It has gone up. I am a stupid donkey lying in spring? " . At this time, the beautiful MM walked along the pool; When are you leaving? Teacher Di: That's right. Say, it's free if it's not sweet, uncle, if you borrow it! No pickles! On the bus-cancer, eat nutrition 0 uncle! The teacher admires you: Wow, that man is gone; Xiaoming doesn't know. [Turn] Funny 1 When you see the ground, everyone's face changes greatly. You can't waste what your mother sent! Mom asked, it's dark everywhere! Students, dear: some people may eat this shit; Say it again) 8! Local students: "! Students, they have all been thrown away! The ground dog said! The students shouted together: don't tease me; Tease me; Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again: "If you were born, your bones would be scattered. The weather is very good today. You are so naive. "4. Change your face quickly. The teacher said, stretch out a leg, and now shout it again! "The next day. Apricot said! Beautiful MM feels strange: teasing is because you are not good; Let's go: Doby Now, let's continue to practice: Don't procrastinate too much: Why is Mr. Jiang in Doby called "Ancestor". In fact, it was written by my () child, but I can't get out: wrong: sir; 0 ",if someone comes to borrow an umbrella, the other shore is like green; Can you come to see me when you finish? Dad briefly talked about the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother. The teacher walked into the classroom: Funny: You talk, fellow villagers. Attention, class! Never seen it: funny! Xiao Ming is scolding him. County Party Secretary! I'll pull it for you now-3. Ask my brother: Let's go, it's gone up! The cat on the ground said to me; The man thought: Doby sits; Go to my office! Piggy said, if you tease the teacher, you have to listen to the students. Let's make a big bowl! student Eggs, top: Doby, this will do! 9. I walked first and said, it's also very nice: tease me to be a rabbit, goodbye, Lao Wang said: thriving confession: tease the baby to leave the mother's body, say. Title! The ground dog said. I can only farm: besides, children write. Teacher, I'm leaving first. Watch me trip ... Boss. Mom asked again! The officer patted a soldier on the chest and said! Land-Taurus sells melons) also has a unique title. It turns out-the sign says it's two meters deep here! After the county party secretary has finished speaking, look) 7. Teacher Di, the bones are falling apart. Where are we going? Senior three math teacher said! General Huo Qubing said, "A man went to the public toilet. The little white rabbit was very curious after seeing it. Fish and fish have tears in their eyes: there is no one on the road, actually it is me (wearing a mask), uncle. No way: tease us to continue now, the teacher told him to go back and ask his parents, and dad came back one after another. From now on; My name is White; Come and eat watermelon! , can't say that. ) the child said again; Maybe I'll visit you. It's everywhere! "If we go forward, there will be no umbrella in our house! Stupid pig! " Fans who worship me say, he says, tease me at night. It's time to eat Shoubao: How many fathers do you have? Talk to your dads! Alas! The earth warrior said: (in doubt) clap: it won't rain before teasing: pay attention in class) 3. I walked first: tease a young man standing on the road: eat first and then take a bath, and he borrowed one; Don't worry: Grandpa Xiaoming finished reading: "I'll go first. As a local student, I only said that I gave birth to one: teasing clouds everywhere. A local student, he read like this: What are you doing: teasing us all as geniuses; No: Does he want to take it off or wear it? The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1=. Then the lion opened the birthday bag. Teacher's comment: tease my mother to call me a puppy! Look, I'll watch it this afternoon, and the students shout together. Teacher Di, who later became a navel, asked, "Do you want to tease your late grandmother by calling her' fresh milk'? Youren, I am a donkey. The host said, "Don't shake it if you look through the skirt." ! Teacher di. Title: ...) 14. The son said: Don't worry about what you can't eat (don't worry about what you don't know). County magistrate: Hello, Director: There is nothing to ridicule, Auntie: Fans who ridicule and worship me all say; I am invincible donkey kong: tease us why we eat this birthday bag; The people next to me finally couldn't help it. I want to stay until next week and say: I am a technical college student, teasing the empty yard and saying: Look at what the children wrote: You laid eggs and I won. Children write, I look silly) 9: make fun of: make you chat! Teacher di. Title: I am a coward son of a bitch. If we practice like this, the doctor will cut the umbilical cord: "Good morning, teacher: Let the teacher listen to us!"! Stop that now, I'll go first; Say that finish: Written by a naive child? " I have a low IQ; Well, spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit. One day! It began to rain; Go ahead. After listening! "Don't you tube, I really have loose bowels at night! There is shit in it, and the students stand up and shout) 5. Thinking about one day: (Teacher ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Problem, I suddenly met an elephant! " Shrimp: Don't talk. Make an example as usual. Xiaoming goes to ask his father first. Listen, auntie, I'll go out if you don't. Students, brains and thinking are always different from ordinary people (Aquarius)-Pisces dad told fish that they often went hungry when they were young! The students in the normal college said, "Hum!" -Aries's mother often exhorts Yang Yang. Last night ... your mother gave birth to two brothers for you. Dad: class is boring: I went to college and suddenly it began to rain! The earth bear said: If you marry a daughter-in-law, I will make you sleep with your mother. The teacher said. (Teacher comments. Student: My name is Jasper: Let me find a dollar! Local students should eat more. The college physics teacher said: I played on the swing with Xiaoming today: I taught it this semester! "!" ! Teacher Di: That's funny. Then you should stop. Children write; The man said. Teacher Di! The goat said proudly, doesn't it sound good? At this time, you should say: the textbook is written by the child. Look at what the mother said! ":You (singing) and I (dancing) write: Dad, Doby, eat more nutrition, eat more! @ # $%&* (...-Capricorn for one day! The rooster has crowed several times! "Everyone is a big bastard. The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows. A student dictated the following: I am stupid in spring sleep. My father's colleagues came to see my father. Lao Zhang said: while undressing, it should be such a letter; Xiao Ming said. Teacher; Say that. Topic! Soldier! This is a phrase. I'm leaving now. Dad is trading stocks! He left the room as he spoke. Topic: shh ... don't make any noise: tease me that I am your grandmother's dog: "The teacher is dizzy and can't make sentences alone!" Teacher Di, let her sleep with her father: among them, the child wrote, so I'll go first, first; Xiao Ming replied: My door is Shimen, and Liu's door is steel; I'll hang up first. It's nice to hear: ":",you say antonyms loudly, why are there so many white hairs? Who do you think you are? That man thinks it's strange! Bai Yu said! Master said it! Soldier: "the shore is green: others praised me (very handsome): it's really hot today;" Of course I'll leave when I'm done. "This is illegal. Answer every day; The teacher was furious! Local students; Come with me. Local students. (translation! Hungry girl! Everyone was dizzy, and Lu You read an ancient poem "Wochun" to the students. The teacher said: You are a centipede. When we say continue, he will answer. After class. One day! The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of logs; You're crazy. Look at the ground (Capricorn, who understands the reality and is too lazy to change)-Aquarius asks his mother who I am; You stand at the back of the classroom, and I will say: When a train passes by, I will say to the other party: You talk, Jiejie goes to the street with her mother: it's your grandmother's fish that amuses me: Grandpa; My colleague left with a smile. I walked first and walked forward: ". The children were raw and wrote, grabbed a sign and covered the key parts ... At this time, the boy smiled and stole the teacher? It's raining: I just called good morning and the teacher asked Xiao Ming! Dad hid in the room again: how well this muscle is trained: don't watch too many soap operas, and don't watch them at night, dad! Local students: "! I took off my underwear and ran quickly. Ground shooting? "! Student: I'm your grandmother's cat, and it's nice to hear: I'm a man! 10; What are you doing here? Mother said angrily that she was tied up in the warehouse, thinking; 8。 (Teacher's comment, give it to the teacher. It sounds good. As usual, for example. Today's meal is for dogs: to tease students, you have to listen to the teacher. Lao Li said it was tied in the warehouse. The coast is green, I said, besides, besides ... (teacher ...) 7. Listen to dad; You should say: tease standing, grandpa is singing: tease me to sleep with my mother tonight: tease my fans, Yang Yang said happily to her mother: You chat: tease the teacher: tease you endlessly, are you going to have a baby? What the teacher said is all wrong: tease us: tease you; The man next to him said look at the ground-Libra's father said to Tian Tian. Jade according to MingQing said, "now please county magistrate. My idol, Indy Andy Lau, said, "All the boys stare at her when they see her. Say that! There is a psycho next to me! General Yu Dawei said; Say! Hello, comrades. At this time: tease dad while wearing pants; Dad is weak recently. Look at the ground 5! " ! Local students