Ten years of cold window, once childbirth.

Lan: Did you play hidden rules when you were a child?

I'll go to ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ yours.

[The must-say gas field of Lan Zhi when YY voice is broadcast live for 4 hours]

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This program is exclusively sponsored by still no sponsor.

When will this program be exclusively sponsored by someone?

2 invited short films for Minute Maid activities:

1. Blue: Let's give it the warmest applause.

2. Lan: Because I like Xiao Miao, I bid farewell to homosexuality completely.

3. Lan: Our program is anti-fascist, and that's how most hooligans find confidence in themselves.

4. Lan: I'm steve martin Lanzhi, and this program is exclusively sponsored by Lanzhi mobile phone, the sewing machine in Lanzhi mobile phone.

Blue: He graduated from the Department of Otolaryngology of the Central Conservatory of Music.

6. blue; Singer Zhu Hao has gone a long way from Happy Boys to Super Girl, and the operation is also hard.

7. Lan: Xiao Miao, his broadcasting is excellent. He was distributed by Zambian TV.

8. Lan: He likes playing basketball. He plays the best home run.

9. Lan: I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Western Heaven to get the Bible.

10. Lan: Their family is very rich, his father is Unicom, and his mother is mobile ... Miao: His mother is mobile? ...

Issue 1-8:

Lan Zhi:

1. Blue: We don't have any goals, but we are just going to China and the world and the universe. No one has been in charge of the observatory recently.

2. Blue: qq2005 has a new feature, which makes me upgrade to 20 10.

When I say comrade to you, I show my respect for you [pause]. . . ] and make fun of

Miu: I am an upright person, not a rogue. Lan: You are an upright rogue.

Miao: Dwelling houses are exported to domestic sales.

Lan: I want to be handsome. I studied Kimura with my hair cut and learned countless big stars. Dicky Cheung is still suitable for me.

3. Lan: I never eat junk food. It's delivered by home delivery.

The question of which is better, KFC or M, has been discussed since Yoshiko Kawashima was killed.

Lan: Four famous foods in China: salted duck, Shandong goose, Guangdong dog and KFC.

Lan: Which is better than KFC and M? First, which is the most important thing, which lady looks good. Then, which straw is more. Miao: Why are there so many straws? Lan: What a dead use.

Lan: The ladies in KFC are worse-looking than those in McDonald's.

Lan: The lobby manager looks good. In order to let her out, we have to wait for the salesgirl to make a mistake.

Miao: Of course, the most famous KFC is Chicken Blue: he has only chickens left.

Lan: To sum up the operation [to sum up ],KFC's hands are smelly after eating, and M's hands are fragrant after eating. Did you find it?

Miao: Coca-Cola in KFC tastes better than Pepsi in McDonald's.

Miao: Is this game a draw? Blue: Yes, 1 ratio 10, I 10 Miao: ... blue; Your next time 1, ok? Miu: Next time. ...

Samuel: There is always only one blue truth: Yes, there can be several facts.

4. Blue Speech: I never watch Altman, poisoning the younger generation, childish and vulgar. This is the soft aggression of militarism against us! What an unbearable situation this is! Of course, I've seen it, too. Whenever it's dead of night, I'll turn on my computer and look for downloads.

But when I watch these films, I watch them critically, with hatred, and with the indignation of a person with a conscience! I want to see how Japanese violent culture poisons the innocent hearts of teenagers step by step. I never look at Altman, not to mention the father, mother, king, M78, the country of light. I have no idea what the first generation of Altman Saiwen Altman Jack Altman Ultranman Taro Leo Altman Eddie Altman, what Diga, Dana, Gaia, Gauss, Nexters, Max.

Xiao Miao studied very hard. Last night, she had a hard time reciting, and her clothes were covered with words. She lost a lot of weight, from more than 50 kilograms to just over 40 tons. I can't resist it.

Lan: At first, we helped our friends, how heroic and heroic they were, and how kind they were.

Next year is the first anniversary of Xiao Miao. I am Lan Zhi, and Xiao Miao has passed away.

Lan: I will buy more Zhu Hao records and 100 copies of Zhu Hao records ... promotional paper.

Lan: As long as you work hard, this program will definitely become a super Saiyan who is popular on the Internet [Oh, no, talk show].

6. blue; I met an old classmate yesterday, and now I am like her at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore. Miao: Are you from Singapore, too? Lan: Xinjiekou is free to see her. Miao: How can I get there? Lan: Take the No.9 bus. Samuel: It's Xinjiekou! Lan: No.60 bus also arrives.

Miao: I dropped the chicken wings, so I found that the root and tip of the wings could be sold separately.

Lan: Ken and Mai are similar in many ways, such as products, drinks ... style.

7. Excerpts from the original cross talk [I am Altman]

Miao: Altman?

Lan: Not slow. We are not slow.

Miu: Yo, you are an alien in that case.

Lan: No, no,no. I have a household registration book of the earth.

Lan: I was delegated by a special organization. Oh, no, I sent it.

I have a special title, and I am the Yuhuatai Office of the Kingdom of Light in China, Jiangsu, Nanjing and the peace ambassador in Gulou area.

Miao: I said that your profession sounds like this bandit who just came down from the mountain.

Lan: Oh, that's a sideline. That's a sideline. I take it occasionally.

--

Miao: Altman is intrigued?

Lan: Of course, Altman is also intrigued.

Samuel: I said, why are you intrigued?

Lan: When we were young, Altman didn't go to school, so we were divided into mainstream and non-mainstream Altman.

Miu: Huh?

Lan: You know that there is a king named Otto in our country of light.

Miao: Oh, your boss.

Lan: Eh, there's another one named Otto's father.

Miao: Oh, you two are in charge.

Lan: No, they both have the same title.

Miu: Oh

Lan: On the surface, they have the same title. It's none of my business to fight privately.

Samuel: Oh, it's none of your business.

Lan: That is to say, when I was young, those who followed Otto's father were the mainstream, while those who followed Otto's king were the non-mainstream.

Miu: Then who are you with?

Lan: Of course I'm with the mainstream. I make a living with the mainstream. Wow, hahahahahaha ... mainstream, hahaha ...

Miao: It's quite clever.

Lan: There is a couplet in our school.

Miao: Oh, you also put up couplets.

Lan: Yes, this is our school anniversary.

Miao: Oh, it's almost the Spring Festival, right?

Lan: We are a couplet at the door.

Miao: Part One

Lan: The first part is: Who am I going to protect?

Miu: bottom line

Lan: Who will protect me?

Miao: Horizontal batch

Lan: World peace, thank you.

----

Lan: It's also true in our country, which is engaged in exam-oriented education under the banner of quality education. We are also very bitter. We have an instructor named Otto's mother.

She hit hard, that is, according to the dead, all bleeding strips. Why are some Altman's skin red, some all red and some half red? Tyrosevenreo is the kind who has been beaten and is about to be rescued.

Lan: We in Altman also have our own sports meeting.

Blue: It's called the Olympic Games. This is different from your earth.

Miao: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Can I sue you for infringement?

Lan: Is your earth also called the Olympic Games?

Miao: It was called by this name many years ago.

Lan: The slogan of our Olympic Games is Faster and Stronger.

Miu: So what's higher?

Lan: What?

Samuel: Higher.

Lan: Can we still be taller in Altman? If we are taller, we will have to lift the roof. . .

Lan: We can fly.

Miao: Then you can basically run all over the world.

Lan: Oh, no, no, you don't know this very well. We Altman don't go everywhere.

Miao: Is there anything left to go?

Blue: Yes, yes.

Miu: Where?

Lan: Let's not talk about the distance. Let's say that there is a place in East Asia where I won't go.

Miu: Where?

Blue: four words.

Miao: East Asia is a good place.

Lan: No, no,no. I just won't go to a country with four words.

Samuel: four words?

Lan: It is called "Korea Bonzi", also called Korea.

Miao: As blind as a bat!

Lan: Eh, you are right.

Miu: Huh?

Lan: We Altman are all as blind as a bat. Although our Altman's eyes are both two eggs, some Altman has two points inside, and some Altman really has no eyes. Of course, it depends on the taste. . .

Lan: But there is one thing that I am angry about in China. That is, every time I go to the bank to go to the ATM, every time I withdraw money, I just rip the hole open and then pull out the money. No, others can rob it. Isn't my name written on it?

Miu: Where is your name?

Lan: It's just ATM, Altman. Choose the Confucius Temple for the battle, because there are batteries, generally Altman can stay for 3 minutes and run out of energy 180 seconds.

Issue 9- 1 1:

1. Miu: 196 China's masterpiece [Rioting Heaven] in recent years, the Monkey King Blue: Yes, Super Saiyan.

2. Blue: You are a donkey!

Blue: Huluwa is called Armageddon! Super gourd 7 brothers], the big baby is red, and the second baby is non-mainstream color. ...

4. Blue: The snake demon's waist is very thin, 7.5 inches.

5. Miao: There is a Chinese cartoon that is now banned. Have you ever seen a protagonist wearing underwear [Haier Brothers]? Lan: What's the big deal? I've seen Huluwa wearing nothing.

6. Blue: Haier brothers are good. They are all Mayan cultures. ...

Tell us how to survive without clothes.

7. Ahahaha, that's ice fan Lan Zhi [Black Cat Sheriff].

8. Blue: Trilogy of the Motherland, classic animation [Shuk and Vegeta] ... Vegeta ... The author is bald brother Morphy, oh, no Zheng Yuanjie.

9. One flies the plane and the other charges. ..

10. Blue: Big-headed son and small-headed ... Blue Miao together: Eh! Of course, I like the mother with a perm inside.

Big-headed son, the first one is big, and his father is gone.

1 1. Blue: Popeye, if a spinach gives him so much strength, it means it is genetically modified. I hope the relevant parts will be brought to justice.

12. Miao: when the robot cat drawer opens blue, a household registration book comes out.

13. Blue: Fujiko F is the author of the robot cat, right? Miu Miu H Tadashichiro, which was his stage name when he was a traitor.

14. Miao; The Saint is about a group of adults training a group of people .. Lan: This is Princess Huanzhu.

Lan: Saint! 12 warrior! Twelve women in Jinling! [Zodiac]

Lan: Many people like basketball only by watching SLAMDUNK[, and I am one of the victims.

Blue; Why can't you play basketball? A team of more than 40 people is so interesting. Miao: Let me serve the ball each.

Lan: Cats and mice are very interesting. What's the point of beating around?

Issue 12- 15:

1. Blue: Zhu Hao has many representative songs, including naughty children, naughty children, naughty children, naughty children's mixed version, naughty children's single version, naughty children's ordinary version, naughty children's silent version, naughty children's special version and naughty children's pirated version. .....

2. Lan Hao, a host and a singer, don't rob business, so Lan Zhi won't sing and Zhu Hao won't talk in the future ... Can't you be a little reserved when you become popular in Zhu Hao?

3. Lan: Welcome to the talk show bus. I'm Lan Zhi. Don't buy a ticket when you get on the bus. Please throw away the monthly ticket.

4. Lan: Zhu Hao, you and I are hosting. Do you have any last words?

Blue; Will you let me know when the album comes out? Hao: Hao Lan: I'll go to ... for dinner and a walk on the night of the album.

5. Lan: Have you ever eaten sugar Hulu? I don't even eat Hulu.

Hao: marshmallows are colored, pink and blue; Yes, and direct cotton.

6. The popcorn is not complicated. Just take Chris Lee there. Once it's fried, it can be used.

7. Drawing syrup is decentralized by mainstream schools.

8. When I was a child, I wanted to know how long the big roll was. After pulling it, I understood that I could eat enough even if it wasn't long.

Lan: You learn the dog's name is Miao: Wang Wang ... Lan: The gift package is a childhood ... When the golden monkey is dismantled, there are so many happy people. There is a food that is changed according to you [Langxian] (Langweixian).

9. Our family was originally poor, and only had a small black-and-white TV. Later, when we had money, we changed to a 34-inch high-definition black-and-white TV.

Issue 16-22

1. Lan: Xiao Miao doesn't miss him very much. He logged on QQ at my house. I missed him and guessed the password there, because Xiao Miao's intelligence password is only 3 digits.

2. Lan: Do you dare not watch the Spring Festival Gala? You dare not watch the Spring Festival Gala under such great pressure, which shows how much you resist the mainstream media and how brave you are in life. I suggest you go to North Korea.

3. Miao: I was alone in the Spring Festival Evening; The weight is enough.

4. Little Tiger's famous song [Red Grasshopper] ... Yuanxiao also sang [Starlight is the worst tonight].

5. Our ratings are hovering at 100%- 100%. Is the Spring Festival Gala 95% ... or 90%?

6. Blue: Gao Qiu is the MVP of China men's football team in its only glorious period.

7. Speaking of Pinker potato chips, I haven't eaten them, but I have a question. Why is the American version of Bick potato chips a little more salty than the China version, and the packaging needs less paper, less 2 yuan, DHL and white cheese bottles? ...

8. The hottest potato chips now are the pleasures of PepsiCo ...

9.L I buy pleasure. I usually buy original food. I bought a packet of tomato-flavored food first. I took it home and washed all the spices before eating.

M: You can eat mashed potatoes directly.

10. Blue: (When I was a child, I got a water margin card). You got a card for Wu Yong, I got a card for Lin Chong, you got a card for Ruan Xiaoer, I got a card for Lu Zhishen, and I got a card for Harry Potter!

1 1. Blue: When I was a child, there was a classic advertisement called [Yanwu] Miao: You have a good hobby, Yanwu is blue; Not a steel pipe! It's there. Many people follow.

Miao: Yes, that's right. Lan: Hey! Why don't you understand Miao: I'll be in trouble if I do! Blue; The kind that buys tickets! Miao: Nonsense, which game don't you buy tickets? Lan: Oh, it's so annoying! Let's go! Miao: ....

12 Miao: When were you killed by negligence?

13. blue: how to read if the blue sky is removed in the middle.

14: blue: Xiao Miao, the female character group of the 2000 Sydney Paralympic Games, made unremitting efforts and was in the top eight.

15. Blue: The last dignity of crabs before they die is to walk vertically.

16. This year, we don't accept gifts during the holidays, but only Edison Chen, Edison Chen, Edison Chen, Edison Chen and Edison Chen, you ~ ~ relatives ~ ~!

Lanzhi mobile phone, sewing machine in mobile phone. Jinba Lanzhi, KING-BLUE, I dare not tell him about ordinary people.

Li Ning, is everything possible?

17. When I was a child, I didn't understand why fake advertisements on TV can still be broadcast. When I grow up, I understand it, but I still don't understand it.

18. Recently, there was a very good watch. I stewed it [Rous] alone, first, and then added the fire without affecting the overall taste.

19, blue: Xifeng said that half the men in the world run away when they see me, and the other half run away when I see him. I think she is mistaken. The earth is round.

20. Lan: The poet that Feng Jie likes is called Gu Cheng [a famous poet who committed suicide after killing his wife in 1993]. Does it mean that she knows her ending?

23 rd issue: Lan Zhi criticizes Korea

1. Bangzi is a great country. It recently bought an affordable housing in that place in the sea and temporarily stayed in this place in South Korea. It is estimated that the loan will be repaid every three years.

2. Korea itself can't even solve the civil war, so I, Lan Zhi, doubt their fertility. We are glad that they don't have genetically modified substances. However, we suspect that it is of China Football Association descent.

3. What are you talking about? Korea has nurtured the Yellow River culture. Oh, is this milk from Sanlu?

Confucius is Korean and Zhuangzi is Korean. You are only right in one sentence, that is, Laozi is indeed the ancestor of your.

The most exasperating thing is that he said that the four great inventions were made in Korea, so it is estimated that they used gunpowder at the beginning of plastic surgery.

6. In Japan, the weather forecast is just one word, and it will rain all over the country. In that case, the weather forecast in South Korea is only four words-ask North Korea.

24-25 issues

1. Miao: Why is Lan Zhi so capable of releasing manuscripts? Because he can't read

2. On Lan's birthday: Thank you Miao for sending me a couplet, which was bought by Auntie Dumplings at first sight.

3. Blue: I'm twenty years old and I know my destiny.

4. Lan: At the age of 20, my parents attached great importance to my birthday, because I married my parents at the age of 30 and spent the last time with my parents at the age of 20.

5. Lan: Now the child is a little emperor, and he will be in Li Zicheng in another birthday.

6. Blue: A bald head with bangs.

7. Blue: Look at Blue Records and learn Blue Records. I can't succeed if I have knowledge.

8. Blue: chest cavity * * * abdominal cavity * * * pelvic cavity * * *.

9. Blue: Everyone is dissatisfied with the domestic animation. Miao: I am also very dissatisfied.

Lan: I am very satisfied.

Miu: Ah.

Lan: What we are talking about now is crosstalk "anyway"

26-30 issues

1. Miao: How were you born? Lan: I'm very simple. I never ask such questions, because I believe I will understand later. Miao: ...

Blue: When we don't cheat, we grow up.

Blue: I don't know why my mother covered my eyes when I watched TV when I was a child.

4. Blue: Our program has set a record. Chinese programs should be subtitled, otherwise they can't be understood.

5. Blue: When I was a child, everyone liked the zoo, and people and animals were mixed.

6. Blue: When I was a child, I wrote a composition to make up the numbers. There were monkeys, orangutans and baboons. You got it. Blue: Little Miaomiao: I was just about to say how I got in. Blue: Just because there are all one species. And the end of the composition must be [reluctant to go back], and it must be an exclamation point.

7. Blue: There is a poem praising the teacher: Spring silkworms die. It's gone.

8. Lan Zhi [Comments on Childhood]:

After talking so much about childhood, I want to remember these things. When we can't do these things, we will grow up. But it's really like this. When I was a child, I liked it. I wanted to understand it. I wanted to continue to study it. When I grow up, I suddenly find that some things can't be done. Sometimes I say why, when I was a child, I envied adults, and when I grew up, I envied people born after 1990. Now people born after 1990 estimate that it has already become a reality. I just hope that those born after 1990 are about to enter the society, or that they will become a reality. You can still keep a copy of the innocence of that year. Well, our program can make you change something and keep some innocence and some of the best memories of your childhood.

"Because in any case, people may go many, many ways in life and become very realistic, but you have to remember that people are in the end, and the real soul still needs to return to the original, so the memory of childhood is still your final destination and your starting point. "

"So I also hope that all people can cherish the same year, cherish this touch, rely on these touches and memories of the same year, find an expectation and goal that really belongs to childhood, and strive to go on and survive in reality. Lan Zhi and Xiao Miao wish everyone success!"

9. Blue: The world is changing rapidly. Zhu Yuanzhang is still China's today, and the sky is Korean.

10. Blue: Did you play with hidden rules when you were a child?

1 1. Miao: When I was a child, I liked to play a game called hopscotch, which I often played with girls.

Blue: Do you want to play inside or outside the house?

12. Miao: I remember playing another one, that is, ... splits. Can you?

Lan: Oh, no, no … I won't cheat, I'm not a mistress!

13. Miao: When I was a child, I liked to fold frogs, and frogs flicked forward after pressing their butts.

Lan: Isn't this the same as flushing the toilet after you go to the toilet?

14. Blue: When I was a child, I liked making sandbags, but no matter how much I like making sandbags, I still like eating bean bags.

15. Blue: Boy, the best thing to play when I was a child was playing with the glass, and then the insurance company came to pay for the 925 copper glass ... Miao: It was a glass ball.

16. Blue: Do you know who plays the glass ball best?-Tiger Woods

17. Miao: Actually, my favorite thing to do-flying kites.

Lan: Oh, put the minute hand, right? That is, the hour hand moved over, and the minute hand finally won.

18. Miao: I really doubt whether you are a boy. Lan: I tell you that I am almost.

19. Blue: When I was a child, I liked to turn the pen, from one tiger hole to the second tiger hole, the third tiger hole, the fourth tiger hole, and then to the teacher's tiger hole.