2 examiners and 3 applicants.

(A company is looking for a sales executive)

Applicant: Long Min: an agricultural farmer, Tai Youcai: a talented student with no social background, and Zhen Youquan: a son of a government official.

Tai Youcai (holding this hand, stepping, holding his head high and thinking): Time flies, and I will compete in today's market.

Zhen Youquan (in a suit and tie, striding forward): According to my investigation, it is really difficult to ask for a good job in this increasingly competitive market. Comrades, I have also applied here to survive.

The first examiner said: You are all here to apply. What our company wants is talents in sales promotion, either with academic qualifications or experience. You are all people with academic qualifications. .

(Suddenly, a man who broke into rags from outside recently ran so fast that he almost fell down.)

The farmer who broke in recently scratched his head and said simply, Elder Sister, I'm sorry I'm late.

(The assistant examiner is furious): Who is your elder sister? This girl is only the age of a flower ! Huh? How can such a person suddenly appear? Get out!

(Long Min looks at the examiner in surprise and says): Big sister? There are no flowers in my village, only a handful of them! (To exaggerate, use the posture of holding to describe the flowers)

(The assistant examiner clenched his fist to suppress his anger): All right. Now let's introduce ourselves, including your's name, address, age, nationality, birthday, gender, marital status and education. . . . Report it

(Three applicants were surprised) (The examiner smiled and said): Don't bother, just report your's name and academic experience.

Zhen has the right: that's more like it, otherwise I thought I was at the police station!

Thai Youcai: My name is Thai Youcai, Thai Thai, and I graduated with a master's degree. After being nurtured by the school culture, honed by the society and tested by life, I came to your company to apply. I will sell my knowledge to the company, use my culture to sell it, and bring the world outlook, values and outlook on honor and disgrace to the overall interests of the company. . . .

Assistant examiner: stop, stop, wordy, next! (Tai Youcai adjusts her glasses and throws her head back.)

Zhen Youquan: My name is Zhen Youquan, Zhen De's Zhen. I graduated from that H university, because of the social competition, well, right, I came to this company, and then, I want to hire this position unexpectedly. That's all, thank you.

(The middle examiner will add his own actions)

Long Min: My name is Long Min, and I am a dragon with a dragon (full of laughter). I have nothing but rich experience. Please listen to the next chapter for details.

Zhen Youquan: Long Min, after all, got such a farmer's name.

Examiner: All right, all right, let's start asking questions.

Assistant examiner: If a beautiful girl appears in front of you, how can you sell yourself and make her accept you?

Long Min: Examiner, can you not? I already have a daughter-in-law. I'm afraid my daughter-in-law won't let me sleep in the bed.

(Angry) Associate Examiner: Assumption, do you understand the assumption? ! !

Long Min: Suppose, oh.

Tai Youcai: Hey, I really feel sad for those who have no knowledge.

Tai Youcai: I will recite a very emotional word and make her submit to my literary talent.

Zhen Youquan: I called back all the traffic police and shouted at the place where the girl appeared: Beautiful girl: Zhen Youquan, I really love you.

Long Min: Although I am still afraid, I must seize the opportunity. I will say: Big sister, I can cook, I can wash clothes, I can farm, I can take care of the baby, but I can't have a baby. Can you help me have a fat baby?

Assistant examiner: Tai Youcai, do you think a poem can impress that girl? If so, many old ladies will fall in love with you every day, because you say a lot every day. You can recite a poem now and see if you can get the aunt across the street to accept you.

Assistant examiner: Zhen has the right. You said that you can ask all the traffic police to help you. Well, go to the street alone and find a girl to loudly say that you love her and see if she will call you crazy!

Deputy examiner: Long Min, hey, you want other girls to give you a baby just because you are so bear-like? Do you think others are your domestic pigs?' You can have them if you want to.

Deputy examiner: Since you are selling yourself, you should take the other side as a fortress.

Long Min: Examiner, it's a peaceful time, so there is no fortress. If we want to fight the Japanese fortress now, the able-bodied men in our village have already picked up hoes, is it my turn?

Assistant examiner: Hey, you, this is still a hypothesis, a hypothesis! ! Hey, I wonder, Long Min, why did you get into our job?

Long Min: I have experience (patting my chest, holding my head high, making a proud gesture)

Associate examiner: Do you have experience? Then why did you say that the donkey is not the horse's mouth?

Long Min (aggrieved): No, I really have experience. Look, I sold chickens at home, I sold pigs in the village, I sold cows in the village and I sold blood in the city. Isn't this all experience? Oh, by the way, when I was selling cows, there was a young man in his early 20 s who said to me, Uncle, how dare you sell cows on the road? You are really the one between Niu A and Niu C, so I just. I still wonder, how can I buy a cow and become a cow ABC

(The assistant examiner lowers his head and is silent for a while) Then he looks up and says, I think you can go home and sell blood.

Long Min: Examiner, what you said is wrong. I sold blood in the city, not at home. My family doesn't have that equipment.

Assistant examiner: hey! (shaking his head)

Examiner: Now, how do you think you can sell yourself to make the girl accept you?

Long Min: I think. . .

Assistant examiner: Stop, you are not allowed to talk. Squat aside with me (Long Min walks to the platform pitifully).

Zhen Youquan: I think there is something wrong with this question.

Assistant examiner: nonsense, no problem. Can it be called a question?

Tai Youcai: I think this question is of great value for discussion. If you allow me, I will call my tutor and ask.

Examiners: You. . . .

Examiner: Why do you think this question is so difficult?

Long Min, Tai Youcai, Zhen Youquan,: This is not a good question {Long Min stood up from the table}

The assistant examiner said maliciously, Long Min, who told you to get up, go back and squat.

Long Min despondently squatted down, his hands.

Associate examiner: Why is this problem not good?

(Long Min stands up again and walks to the stage) Long Min says, Are you willing to sell yourself?

Assistant examiner: Who told you to sell yourself?

Long Min said: Isn't selling yourself equal to selling yourself? Examiner: Are you willing to sell yourself?

(The examiner is angry and the other two candidates laugh.)

Examiner: Don't you think you look like a commodity now? Living in this highly competitive environment, there are too many people with academic qualifications and backgrounds. More experienced, if you can't sell yourself well, do you think any company will accept you? The examiner just made an analogy. In fact, that girl is the job you are looking for. If you can't let that girl accept you, it means you can't let the company you are looking for accept you. In the end, you still have nothing. I hope you can understand. In fact, we made a detailed investigation on you before you came to our company to apply. We already know about you, and our company is in need of talents like you. You are so talented, with a deep academic background, that you can make a great contribution to the company in persuading customers. Zhen has the right, is calm when things go wrong, and is good at using personal relationships to achieve sales purposes. Long Min, although you have a little knowledge, I believe most bosses still like to do business with honest people, at least they will be honest. So the three of you are hired temporarily, with a probation period of 2 months.

(Long Min, Tai Youcai, Zhen has the right to be surprised)

Tai Youcai: I'm sorry, examiner. I think it's unfair and I believe in my knowledge, so I hope the four examiners can give us another chance. We should convince the four examiners to hire us.

Examiner: Good. What about Zhen's right?

Zhen Youquan: I never know how to write "admit defeat". I agree with what Tai Youcai said.

(The examiner smiles): Hmm (Four examiners and the first two candidates look at Long Min with suspicion)

(Long Min bows his hand in fear): My daughter-in-law told me when I went out that I should learn more from the city after I came out. I told you that I listened to my daughter-in-law, so I followed in the footsteps of the first two college students in the city.

(Everyone laughs)

Examiner: Then we will visit three people again at the same time tomorrow. (Applause)

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