1, If I have ten million dollars, I can buy a house.
Do I have 10 million dollars? No.
So I still don't have a house.
If I had wings, I could fly.
Do I have wings? No.
So I can't fly either.
If the entire Pacific Ocean was poured out, it wouldn't quench the fire of my love for you .
Can you pour out the entire Pacific Ocean?
It's not a good idea.
So I don't love you.
"
---- Plankton Chase
If I have one day left to live, I'm going to be your girlfriend that day.
Do I have a day to live? ... No.
So, it's a shame.
I'm still not your girlfriend.
If I had wings, I would fly down from heaven to see you.
Do I have wings? No.
So, sorry.
I will never be able to see you again.
If the whole bathtub is poured out, it won't quench the fire of my love for you .
Can you pour out the entire bathtub? I'm not going to be able to do that.
So, yes.
I love you ...
---- ---- Lightly Dancing TO Plankton Cai
2, I think. Loneliness is not the same as being alone. Loneliness only means that there is no one around. Loneliness. It is a state of mind in which the inner feelings cannot be communicated with others. And the real loneliness. It's the feeling of forgetting that you even like someone. ---The Mistletoe.
3. When it rains, don't just look at the drops on my face, but see my unchanging smile --- Mistletoe.
4. I wish I didn't think of her all the time, and that wish ... It's as if I wished the sky wasn't blue; it's as if I wished the trees weren't green; it's as if I wished the stars didn't shine in the darkness of the night; it's as if I wished the sun didn't shine high in the daytime.
6, love where, in your blue eyes like the sea
The sunshine, then passionate brilliant
The breeze, then tenderness
7, my nose immediately had a PH less than 7 feeling
11, "for women ...... year There are five major festivals ...... that is, Western Valentine's Day, Chinese Valentine's Day, her birthday, March 8 Women's Day, and Christmas ...... I, Tai, have been in the love scene for nearly ten years ...... size hundreds of battles ......I dare to scold women ......I dare to release women ......I dare to say that women's face is not good enough ......I I dare to suspect that the woman's body is not slim enough ...... but I would never dare in these five festivals ...... not to pay tribute to some of the gifts and flowers to show that fidelity, never two hearts ......"
12. What if I leave Tainan?
"I'll wait for you to come back to Tainan."
'What if I leave Taiwan?'
"I'll wait for you to return to Taiwan."
'What if I leave Earth to explore Mars?'
"I'll wait for you to return to Earth."
'What if I leave earth?'
"There's another life, isn't there?"
Tsuen, you really, will you always wait ----- slack parasitic
22, the first cup of Irish coffee is thoughts with the flavor of fermentation ..................
25, I gently gently dance, you projected over the different eyes, surprised or appreciate it.
Because the even soaring is not your gaze, but my young heart.
26, to add tears? --<Irish Coffee>
20, no matter where I am, only a turn away from you! I have always been, in front of you, in your shadow, waiting for you quietly on the rooftop!
30, love is y like, like is light love
42, that was a Christmas Eve party, Yu Ji invited Wada, Inoue and Ameko to celebrate.
After three glasses of rosé, Wada and Inoue began to sing at the top of their lungs with impunity.
It's a good thing it's winter, or I really think they'd have the urge to do a striptease.
"Fortunately" is the adjective I used, but "unfortunately" is the adjective Chen Ying-zhang used.
-- The above is from "Raincoat"
67. I feel like a dog that caught a mouse and got slapped by a cat.
50, the sea mussels have not been stung with sand, it can not be warmed out of the beautiful pearls So I let the thoughts Constantly sting my heart, just to, to give you dear all the beautiful pearls.
65, "Why did she have to say: Excuse my french?" I asked after the blonde woman left.
"England and France are sworn enemies, so when an Englishman accidentally swears, he says, Excuse my French."
"Damn, the English are insidious.
"I said.
"Huh?" She seemed startled.
"I'm sorry, forgive me for speaking Japanese."
66, "You know what?" The old boss said, "You remind me of my mom."
"Why?" I was curious.
"When I was a kid, my mom used to kill chickens in the kitchen.
"He said "When she killed a chicken, she made a cut in its neck and held a bowl underneath for the blood.
The chicken would always make strange noises when it was still alive."
"Does this have anything to do with me?"
"That weird sound is similar to the song you just sang."
"......"
33, I've met a couple of internet friends who turned out to be more vicious than one, and each time they fell off the face of the earth, and I think I could probably join Steven Spielberg's production crew to help him with movie special effects.
"Hahaha ...... you're funny.
Let me introduce myself, my name is Xie Xinjie.
'Xie' is the Xie of Xie An who broke the million-strong army of Fu Jian of the Former Qin in the Battle of the Interfluve; 'Xin' is the Xin of Oda Nobunaga who routed Imagawa Yoshimoto in the Battle of Bucket Stalls; and 'Jie' is the Jie of Zhang Shijie, the man who lost the Battle of Yashan to the Mongols and led to the downfall of the Southern Song Dynasty."
I froze for a moment, then laughed out loud.
I didn't think that Shin Jie's self-introduction would be so funny.
I thought about it for a moment, and following his tone, I introduced myself the same way, "My name is Cai Zhihong.
'Cai' is the Cai of Cai Lun, who invented paper-making in the late Eastern Han Dynasty; 'Zhi' is the Zhi of Akechi Mitsuhide, who mutinied at Honnouji Temple and killed Oda Nobunaga; and 'Hiroshi' is the Hong of Hongli, the name of Emperor Qianlong, who was named the 10th Elder of the Qing Dynasty.
"In fact, I usually tell people that 'Ji' is the Ji of wisdom.
But since Noboru wanted to be Nobunaga Oda, then Hiroshi had to give up his life and become Mitsuhide Akechi.
79, "May the person you love the most, also love you the most."
"May the one you are surely in love with, also be surely in love with you."
"May you cherish those who love you, and may your love be worth cherishing."
"May the favorite person in everyone's life, come along at the earliest."
I'm not alone, I'm only alone when I think of you
62, "Plankton, in fact, on the network I rather more clearly see your true color, that is to say ...... 'I see you true color' ... ..."
"'I see you true color'? ...... does that mean ...... 'I see you true color'? ...... Do you really think I'm 'colorful'?"
55, even if it's all coffee.... There are also differences in roasting techniques and the flavor of aroma, sweetness, mellowness, bitterness, and acidity...
My shoes and socks are a dark color, like heavily roasted charcoal coffee... Burnt, bitter and not acidic...
The flares are a little lighter in color, like a distinctive mocha... Stronger acidity...
The sweater is lighter in color, like a smooth and delicate Blue Mountain coffee... The flavor is delicate...
The color of my backpack is darker on the inside and lighter on the outside, with decorative accents, like a Cappuccino...
Fresh milk on the surface and a charming dusting of cinnamon... It's sweet, yet strong and intense...
---------- ---------- Lightly Dancing - The Philosophy of Coffee
Even if it's all about the water flow ...... it varies depending on the weather conditions and the cold, hot, deep, shallow, dirty environment ......
The color of my shoes and socks is My shoes and socks are dark, like the waters of the Pacific Ocean ...... Deep and somber ......
My jeans are slightly lighter in color and a little whiter, like the Arctic waters with icebergs floating in them ...... Cold and treacherous ......
The shirt is even lighter in color, like the water in an indoor swimming pool ...... clear and bright ......
And the color of my backpack is darker on the outside and lighter on the inside, with dark green The color of my bag is darker on the outside and lighter on the inside, with dark green straps, like the water of a clear lake ......
A few live fish float on the surface, and there are reflections of willows on both sides of the river ...... It's both lively and vivid, but also quiet and elegant ......
-------- -------- Plankton Choy - Fluid Mechanics
Plankton Choy's Classic Quotes
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5. I'm alone, not alone when I think of you
8. "No matter how hard the present is, it's ultimately memories and the past."
9. There are four types of men:
The first is called the "
The first is called the "no labor" type, that is, do not have to go after the girls, will naturally be posted;
The second is called the "easy" type, although you have to chase the girls, but always easy to capture the heart;
The third is called the "hard-working" type, you must exhaust your brain, use all the thirty-six plans, there will be a booty;
And I belong to the fourth is called the "self-seeking" type, can only look forward to running into the I can only hope to meet a girl whose eyes have been hooked by the cow's poop.
10, "In other words ...... women can not mind you are not high enough ...... can not care about you are not handsome enough ...... can forgive you for not being gentle and considerate enough ...... can endure you are not careful enough care...can accept you are not smart enough interesting ...... but can never forgive you not romantic enough ......"
p> 12, "Heh ...... gangster ...... then you want me?"
"A. want B. of course want C. do not want to be strange D. want to die E. all of the above ......
The answer is E......"
"How ideas? ......"
"A. looking through the autumn water do not see Iren to B. long lovesickness, destroy the heart and liver C. lovesickness tears, into floods D. cow bone dice set red beans a carved bone love E. all of the above ......
The answer is E......
The answer is still E......"
13, "Plankton...... you look at ...... the girls in this don't have names ... ..."
Basically, I use height, weight and circumference to number them and divide them into five categories according to their personality: 'B' for spicy, 'C' for cold, 'H' for enthusiastic, 'N' for naive, 'T' for gentle...... the notes column to write down their birthdays and the time and place of their first kisses! ...... and how many slaps I received ...... and the weather conditions at the time ...... what she was wearing and the color of her lipstick... ."
14. From my point of view, I am stationary; but in God's eyes, I am as fast as a train.
This is the physical idea of relative speed.
Could it be that when I think I'm going slowly, God thinks I'm going fast?
16. It's not that I don't miss her.
It's just that I've forgotten the rush that comes with missing her.
Just like I'm not not breathing.
It's not that I don't breathe, it's that I forget that I'm always breathing.
You can hold your breath for a while.
It's not like I'm not breathing.
17. If thoughts have weight and are directed upwards, then they are the only thing in the world that defies gravity.
-- Mistletoe
18, It's cold, thinking about someone, in is not cold!
19, my chest was easily torn ...... tears quickly as a flood routed my flood control project.
The proud and ruthless me ...... could no longer resist the tears that filled my face ...... She finally changed my plan ...... and reclaimed what I owed her. ...... two months of tears ......
21, time is like a train, speeding away, but I am like a sleeping passenger in the car like unconscious, once woke up, has missed a lot of things, even missed the stop.
23, "The sky without clouds is still the sky, and the clouds without the sky are no longer clouds" ------- 《亦怒与珂雪》
24, no matter how many years
You are my sun
I am the moon is not wrong
The reason why I will be bright
Completely because of you
Without you
I would be a gloomy planet --- "Mistletoe"
27, waiting is like an insomniac night, helpless and long ~~~~~ <slack parasitic>
28, the purpose of survival is to make money, the goal of struggle is a woman
29, people want to fly, but it does not mean that people want to become birds.
---------- peacock forest
31, if my life changes, I will only become unaccustomed to life;
if my habits change, my life will only become unaccustomed
32, do my girlfriend `this sentence is not my casual outlet `said on behalf of me to be negative for life
34, I told Tai that I just met Light Dance Fly.
"Congratulations ...... on such an encounter ...... can't there be no wine? ......"
Just kidding, I still have to get up early tomorrow, drinking will be a mistake.
"That's right ...... wait until you lose your love before you drink ......"
Wow ...... you're like this as if you're cursing me... ...
" *** Well it's as if ...... I'm basically cursing you ......"
horse's If it wasn't for the fact that I can't beat you, you'd be splattered in blood.
36, Xinjie is my good friend, his favorite saying is: "The only lesson mankind learns from history is that mankind can not learn from history."
I think it's obvious that Shinjay didn't learn a lesson from history, because his father also read history.
39. "Once when I was talking to a girl about Tang Emperor Li Zhi, I said that my gentle personality was very much like Li Zhi.
He suddenly said that she was like Wu Zetian, so she was ready to conspire to take over the Tang dynasty."
"And then?"
"Of course I refused to admit defeat, so I disguised myself as Tang Xuanzong Li Longji and revitalized the Tang dynasty again."
"Xinjie, your response was great."
"Who knew her reaction would be even faster, she said she could turn into Yang Guifei and screw up the Tang dynasty as usual."
"Hey ...... this girl is special ooo! You should take advantage of it."
"Alas ...... it's a pity that she left before I transformed into Guo Ziyi to try to quell the An Shi Rebellion."
40, "I thought of it! I know an engineering student who must know how to play cards."
Shinjay was suddenly excited.
"How do you know he must know how to play?" Chen Yingzhang asked suspiciously.
"Engineering students are exposed to equations and numbers, and the concept of etiquette and shame is rather thin."
41, "This you do not understand.
Suppose we have to teach elementary school students addition, calling college students to teach is 'killing the chicken with a bull's-eye'.
If Ameko's Chinese is like a chicken, then we, the students of the Faculty of Letters, are the ox knives.
So you're just the right person for the chopper.
"Shinjie patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile.
As expected of a student of the College of Letters, even when he is undermining someone, he is so unobtrusive.
"Is this chopper of mine sharp enough?"
"Of course it's sharp enough! And your name is Cai, so you were born to be a cleaver."
(43) Whenever I wake up in the morning, when I can't sleep late at night, and when I have nothing to do in the afternoon, I always think of her as a matter of course, just like when I'm thirsty, I want to get a glass of water to drink.
If the nature of love is like the desire of thirst, is she just the process by which I solve my desire, or is she the method by which I fulfill it?
In other words, is she the cup, or is she the water?
(44) I remained thirsty during her days in America.
Whenever I pour water from a cup to drink, I wonder: is she the cup, or is she the water?
At one point, I thought she was just the cup, and wanted to switch cups for water.
But then I realized that even if she was just a cup, I would still stubbornly think she was water.
Because if I changed cups, I wouldn't want to drink water.
I think I'm going to wither for a long time because of this perverse insistence.
-- Above from "4:55"
(45) "I'm telling you! There's a singing contest at our school next month, and I signed up for it."
"Eh ...... Then you have to work harder, you're very promising."
"Oh ...... thank you for your encouragement."
Sure enough, an innocent girl who couldn't hear me: you're very hopeful to see someone else win an award.
--The above is taken from "Lo Shen Red Tea"
46, Because I don't know why I like you, so I'll have no reason to leave you.
47, because there can be many kinds of liking, and the degree of liking can be high or low.
You can like someone as high as the Himalayas.
You can also like a person as high as the Himalayas.
But there is only one love, and there is no high or low.
48, please remember, no matter where I am, are only one turn away from you, you can see me as soon as you turn around.
49, for me, before knowing you, the front is the direction, I just need to go forward, after knowing you? You are in the place, is the direction.
51, I think of you, has been to the limit of flooding, even in your side, I still think of you.
52. If I work a little harder in this life, accumulate some virtue, the next life may also have a good skin like him.
But usually handsome men are not very happy, to this point, I am a very happy person.
53. "You don't have a past, because your past never happened; you don't have a future, because your future has already passed.
You can't be old, because you were never young; and you can't be young, because you are old.
"He's right, in a sense, that's how I do live "You can't die, because you haven't lived."
56, I danced softly, in the midst of a quiet heaven.
The angels cast strange looks.
Astonishment or appreciation.
It did not mess up my steps.
Because it is not the gaze of the angels that makes me soar.
But my frog prince.
------- ------- Dancing Lightly
57. When the hypothetical situation does not hold, the conclusion is bullshit.
It's meaningless to discuss the issue of eunuchs being more likely to give birth to boys and girls.
58. "Interesting"? How can such an adjective be applied to me? It's as laughable as using honest to describe Lee Teng-hui.
59, roommate Tai's experience is the same as mine, if he and I saw dinosaurs as the X axis, to the degree of shock as the Y axis, can be analyzed by regression analysis and derived from a linear equation, and then take the partial differentiation of the X, Y take the indefinite integral, you can get the law of the "network is not beautiful.
60, Tai won a hundred battles in the love field, but never sheltered prisoners of war, he said he had reached the highest level of love field, that is, "all the flowers in the bushes over, a leaf does not touch the body".
It is said that this is more advanced than Xu Zhimo's "wave a wave of the sleeve, do not take away a cloud".
Xu Zhimo still had to wave his sleeve to get rid of the girl on his hand, but Tai did not even have a sleeve.
61, I really have a set of rainbow series ***.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, all seven colors.
Because I am a typical sultry Scorpio, the appearance of vegetarian, but inside is very beautiful.
63, this New Year's Eve party is organized by a regional radio station called Kiss radio ...... channel is FM97.1 ...... Why do I remember FM97.1?... ...because it had more commercial breaks than it did songs...... No wonder it was called radio......
64, "I'm so sorry.
"She said.
I was shocked, and couldn't react for a long time.
It's a bit like when you've been admiring the moon all your life, and then one day the moon actually opens its mouth and talks to you.
68, the sea mussels without the sting of sand
can not be warmed out of the beautiful pearl
So I let the thoughts
constantly sting my heart
only to, to give you dear
all the beautiful pearl
69, I think of you, has been to the limit of the flood
even in your side, I still think of you.
The stranded cetacean wants to swim back to the sea, I think of you
So what do you think of you, my dear
What do you think of?
70. No matter where I am
I am only a turn away from you
I am always there
in front of you
in your shadow
on the terrace, waiting for you
71. I can't sleep at night
because thoughts keep knocking at the door
I get up and pray for you.
With the most reverent prayers
Dear you
If I were an angel
I would only guard
all your happiness
72. You are soft as water
But my heart
is y shaken by the waves that you have brought with you
And so I want your heart to be firm
Just for you
Just for your softness, it beats
The words and phrases that fall from the beating are spilled onto the white paper
Red words, blue words, and then black words
So the white paper
is like a flock of crows flying on a moonless night
73. I'm like a coffee bean, ready to be pulverized at any moment
My dear, please grind me into pieces.
My overflowing tears will distill hot water
And then dissolve my thoughts into a little bit of sugar
A cup of coffee
To accompany you through every sleepless night
74
I would like to be a red bean on the Acacia tree
I would like to be a red bean on the Acacia tree
Please sway under the tree gently
I'll be careful and fall into your hand
Dear you
Even if you keep me in a drawer for ten years
My heart may be dimmed with longing
But I will never lose my
red coat
75
Please tell me how to fly without losing my wings
Straight to your direction
I'd like to be a red bean on the Acacia tree
Please sway underneath the tree.
I've lost my balance and I'm stuck here
All my mind, struggling to breathe
Tears seem to be resisting
When the gap comes, it's going to burst
Dear you
How much I miss you
76
I don't know when I started to think of you
I don't know. Since when
But, not false
And in any way, far-reaching
Dear you
No matter how hard the present is, it's ultimately a memory and the past
I'll always be waiting
for you
77, I'm choosing a girl I like, and not a girl who likes me. ."
"When you like a girl, tell her.
When you don't like a girl, let her know as early as possible too."
"You don't dare to aggressively pursue a girl you like, and you can't bear to reject a girl who likes you."
"In the face of the girl you like, you should be brave enough to pursue her and don't hesitate.
For girls who like you, you can't just say sorry and can't accommodate.
Love when you like, and hurry when you fall in love.
"