1. Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly, I met a young man. Without saying anything, the psychopath pressed him to the ground and pointed a gun at his head. Q, what is one plus one? The young man was frightened and pondered for a long time. Answer, equal to two. The psychopath killed him without hesitation. Then he pulled the gun in his arms and said coldly, You know too much. An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass. "Mat, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people get down slowly and say slowly, "Come, give me a Japanese mat. Son: Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon? Dad: "What is it?" Son: "The school will open a micro-parent forum!" "Dad:" What is a micro-parent forum? "Son:" Just the head teacher, you and me! ""4. Dong Zhuo entertained Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo ordered Zen to blacken his breasts. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuo rewarded the cloth and showed it to Heiji with a smile.