Funny Sentences about the Whole Person
In study, work and life, we all often come into contact with sentences, right, from the syntactic point of view, the sentence is to make the largest grammatical unit. Still struggling to find excellent classic sentences? The following is my whole funny sentences for everyone, just for reference, I hope to be able to help you.
The whole funny sentences 1
1, regardless of the end of the world, as long as you need me, I will fly back to your side.
2, your name is written all over my heart let me love you forever!
3, the water is clear there is no fish, people to cheap is invincible!
4, let the girl into a woman is as a man's most basic responsibility and obligation.
5, the meat of the Tang Monk eaten can live forever, the Tang Monk shit do not know if there is the same effect?
6, my world only you understand.
7, to you, I have unconditionally surrendered, you sign the love contract.
8, husband husband I love you, I do not hit you, I do not scold you, I use the knife of my love to carve you to death.
9, with you just I do not want to give anyone a chance!
10, I am willing to use ten million years to wait for your early spring warm sun-like bloom face smile.
11, out of the house, the wife has instructions, sit in the car, do not sit in the first row, dishes can not clip stand up, drink do not drink the stomach bad, roadside wildflowers do not pick, lovers do not bring the house to.
12, the woman does not matter decent, decent because the temptation is not enough; men do not matter loyal, loyal because the betrayal of the chip is too low.
The whole funny sentence 2
1, there are people, do the mask, than the real people look good.
2, if goodbye can not red eyes, can let me pump your face red.
3, my interests and preferences can be divided into static and dynamic two, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
4, it is said that people with big faces are generally super good temperament, because the face of the big face turn over really hard, forgive me for my life face big unruly also love to eat.
5, the phone fell so many times are fine, and then think or my height saved it.
6, did not grow a loli face does not matter, but you dare not have a man's heart.
7, there are always a few such friends around: the first time I met Siswen, cooked after I do not know which psychiatric hospital put out.
8, I vaguely remember, when I learned to buy online is to save money.
9, my last name is Ruan, because especially like to eat sugar, so my friends told me to eat less.
10, did not eat enough only a worry, eat enough to have countless troubles.
11, the most annoying of those children, all day long fantasize that they are a princess, simply boring, I'm not the same, I'm a prince.
12, my outlook on life, a moment of Red Bull, a moment of Wanglaoji.
13, just a Lamborghini drove past me, splashing me all over the water, then I swore, when I have money I must buy a set of their own raincoat.
14, someone asked me why is the school bully, I said, before, there is a senior said to me, children, we have this look, in addition to learning, no other way out.
15, and a food out to eat beef hot pot, the goods said that beef tendons are the most delicious, and then gave me a big piece of clip, the results have been to the bill I am still chewing on that piece of beef tendons.
16, the existence of tears, is to prove that grief is not an illusion.
17, the class sleep sleep, the class fights and messes, exams dead warp.
18, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, no you still have a very high mother.
19, he said not to let you suffer a little bit of aggression, really did not eat his words, let you suffer a lot of aggression.
20, how to elegantly explain their fat, there are many things in the heart, not good thin.
21, they said in front of the favorite will become stupid, do I like the homework? Impossible ah.
22, as a child do not love to eat, resulting in a short now; now is love to eat, resulting in fat and short. The heartache of holding the fat self.
23, do not have to be good to everyone, they do not give you money.
24, young age, weight is not light. The balance is not much, want to buy is quite a lot.
25, Tanabata is coming, it's time to go back to the sky to talk to the old man.
26, I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone stepped on my bottom line. Then what will happen? Then I will lower the bottom line again.
27, it does not matter if the head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.
28, for boys I value talent, looks do not matter, handsome can be.
29, others want to Valentine's Day when they are romantic about a meeting, and I want to visit your ancestors together at the time of the Qingming Festival.
30, if you military training, is a sunny day. If you are on vacation, it is a rainy day. If you are motivated to write homework, it is the day before school starts!
31, I spent 10 cents to send this text message to you, is to tell you - I am not a penny a person. For example, this 10-cent text message is my birthday gift to you, don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!
32, I knew he was no good, I just forgot to say it.
33, let the storm come harder, anyway, I am selling umbrellas!
34, Master Tai, you just from the old line! ...A long, long time from now...Master and mistress, just spare the old line!
35, there is gold under a man's knee, I cut off the whole leg, and I didn't even find a piece of copper!
36, every time I see couples, I will sing that song, "happy breakup, wish you happy".
37, Ah! Your skin is so lustrous, the fragrance you emit is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - red meat! Happy April Fool's Day!
38, if the leader does not give me a raise next month, I will resign, and before I resign, I will send him two more Chinese, smoke him to death.
39, my mother said the return of the prodigal son, who gave me gold? I'll change it.
40, grandfather are from the grandson over ......
41, you said you are my friend, in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of mankind.
42, people who like me are good people. Those who don't like me are bad people. Those who hate me are not people.
43, lying is a man's 'privilege, be lied to is a woman's patent ...
44, you or let me kneel on rubbing boards, kneeling electric heating can not stand ah!
45, "Czechoslovakia"! My name is Jack, and my wife always complains about me like this.
46, high school each issued a badge. Once to check before the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, everyone quickly put on the bra up, come to check the la... the whole room was silent...
47, not in the debauchery of the bad, in the silence of the perverted.
48, advertising is to tell others, his money can also be so spent.
49, I asked her, "Have you ever had a boyfriend before?" She said, "I had one in high school." I knowingly asked: "Is it Henan?" She was shocked: "Of course it is and the male cheer!"
50, male: mountains outside the green hills outside the building, love and marriage are free. Woman: the water is only idle, do not hurry to go to make money.
51, you this little demon, make me in your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Save me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
52, you are now in love is already late, the university should be all reading ..... This problem. Should be middle school high school is solved.
53, the future to marry me that: also do not know who you are now in love. Don't give people a waste of feelings, find time for us to get to know each other.
54, today I heard an eight-year-old girl sing, two tigers, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love. The two are male, the two are male, really perverted, really perverted.
55, even if again frustrated to fall in love, talking about the world is full of love!
56, I have talked about the longest love, is narcissism, I love themselves, no love enemy.
57, to see a microblogging said you are willing to fall in love with yourself. I was torn for a long time, and finally chose not to. Instantly I no longer blame those who abandoned me.
58, you come out a bit, I have something to talk to you."" Talk about what?"" Love."
59, a woman returned from the supermarket, indignantly complained: "If the customer is always right, why is not everything free.
60, spring has a hundred flowers in the fall there is the moon, summer has a cool breeze winter has snow. If there is no trouble hanging over your head, it is a good time to be on earth.
61, Ajay walked through the cemetery, heard the knocking sound, was very afraid to see a man touching the tombstone, only to rest assured, asked Mr. What are you doing, the man said, they carved my tombstone wrong.
62, a student tossed the coin into the air: "Heads up on the movie, tails up on the billiards, if the coin stands up. Just go study!"
63, to want a day of fast living, more wine; to want a month of fast living, we have to find the feeling; to want a year of fast living, should quit worrying; to want to live a life of fast living, do not catch up with the new wave.
64, A vantage one day was bullied, cry ah cry ah cry ah cry ah cry ah, and then drowned himself. But Fifi didn't drown, why? Because Fifi can fly.
65, today went to the supermarket, would have liked to buy a pack of cigarettes, but saw the checkout operator is my ex-girlfriend, decisively put down the cigarette, took a pack of auntie's napkins proudly walked out!
66, you bought a 18-layer mask, every day wearing the obvious, specializing in crowded places to run. Yesterday, I saw him, a let you dizzy "buddy, you today mask wear reverse right?"
67, two cows eating grass. One of them said: the recent epidemic of mad cow disease, we will not be infected with it? The other said: No, we are kangaroos. Already crazy!
68, girlfriend: what are the conditions of love? Boyfriend: men and women. Girlfriend: nonsense. Boyfriend: Yes, and a lot of a lot of crap.
69, never know parting will be so sad, never know thoughts will be so strong, never know love you will make me so crazy. But I know in my heart: I only love you!
70, only in soccer, can see a group of millionaires desperately chasing another group of millionaires, but also to see them keep saying foul language, spit, twisted together.
71, a child gave me a hundred dollars, let me give him as a parent. To his classroom teacher there, I immediately kneeled down: "wife, you listen to my explanation!"
72, I am your summer ice cream, winter coat, dark bulb, hungry bread! I want to say "I love you" to you!
73, woman: I want to divorce my husband. Lawyer: What are the reasons? Woman: I suspect that he is not the father of my child.
74, today's dad called me, said my sister had an accident, I rushed home, see my sister sitting on the couch with her head down, my mom's eyes red.
75, the fifties, hometowns see hometowns, the joint steelmaking; sixties, hometowns see hometowns, the position is not the same; seventies, hometowns see hometowns, are when the Secretary.
76, the difference between men and women; women fat is plump, thin is slim, high is slender, short is showy. Men fat is fat pig, thin is ribs, high is bamboo pole, short is winter melon!
77, know why some people like to shrink the hand in the sleeve? Because she/he knows that even if she/he extends it, no one will hold it, so it is still shrinking warmer.
78, the little king just said to the big king: "When I get married, I must ask my husband is how hungry, even I such a lack of heart.
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