1 : I'm laughing at the sky, and I'm going to bed after that.
2 : The cashier said: no change, find you two plastic bags!
3 : My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am handsome not obvious.
4 : What is happiness? Happiness is a cat eating fish, a dog eating meat, and Ultraman fighting small monsters!
5 : My life has A-side and B-side, your life has S-side and B-side.
6: I am a fat person, not a thick person.
7 : Taiwan is not recovered for one day, I will not be able to pass the 4th grade for one day!
8 : If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; if it does, I'll go back to sleep!
9 : Running wildly snail.
10 ：Bubbling girls is like hanging QQ, coaxing her 2 hours a day, soon the sun.
11 ：Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, talking about feelings hurts the most fucking money.
12 : I curse you to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.
13 ：The accountant said: "You come later to collect wages, I have no change."
14 : Can you tell I'm wearing powder?
15 : Even though you're wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
16 : My name is Rain and my nickname is Runtu.
17 : I'm an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.
18 : Once I went out on the street, a group of girls stopped me, they said I was handsome, and when I didn't admit it, they hit me and said I was hypocritical.
19 ：Both house and corruption, the future is uncertain.
20 ：Sanlu to the next XX drink.
21 : The most mysterious department in history: the relevant department.
22 : Undeniably, mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!
23 : There are only two things I won't do in my life: this and that.
24 : People have the background, and I have the back.
25 : The ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.
26 ：White horse ah...where did you die! Is it that you lost the prince dare not come to see me.
27 : When your mom gave birth to you, did she throw people away to raise the placenta?
28 : Don't take the shrimp not seafood.
29 ：Please Yangzhou fried rice, more green onions, less salt, extra a egg, packaged away.
30 ：Yingtang is your cousin?
31 ：Every morning when I get up, I have to look at the "Forbes" list of rich people, if there is no name on it, I will go to work.
32 : There are too many crooks and not enough fools.
33 : I am on the road to kill dragons and spines, swim across rivers and climb to the top of the tower responsible for kissing your princess awake.
34 : What to kill you, my love.
35 : Your cell phone is cheaper than the phone bill.
36 : It's a long way to go, why don't we take a taxi?
37 : Other people pretend to be in a place, I have to pretend to be experienced.
38 : Not afraid of stealing children with tools, for fear of stealing children know technology!
1. Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
2. Drunk me no one, I'll hold the wall!
3. I am like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
4. The first brother, you know? Second Brother's meat is now more expensive than even the Master's
5. If eating more fish can replenish your brain and make you smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales ......
6. Water is as clear as there are no fish, and people are as cheap as there are no enemies.
7. Youth is like toilet paper, looking quite a lot, with the use of not enough ~ 8. Wyatt is like pregnancy, a long time to let people see.
9. My friends around the ah, you quickly famous, so that my memoirs can be a bestseller ~ ~ ~ ~
10. colleagues to see customers, may be nervous, an opening is: "Mr. Liu Hello, may I ask you your name ah?" Sweat ah ~~~~~~
11. a female classmate black some, her boyfriend and too white some, one day in the dormitory to poisonous diva suddenly came out of her sentence: "you can not, you will give birth to zebra to"
12. mother has always been regarded as a handsome man and money as dirt, and they have been so look!
13. Don't compare laziness with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you
14. I'm not a casual person, I'm not a casual person
15. God said, there should be light, I said I'm against it, and from now on there is darkness in the world
16. I only have four sentences to say. Including this and the previous two sentences. My words are finished ......
17. To be a human being is to be a person hovering between Bull A and Bull C
18. My first name is God, my second name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my Dharma name is Rudra...
19. People can not hang themselves on a tree, but try to die a few more times in the nearby trees
20. Trees do not want to skin, will die; people do not want to face, the world is invincible.
21. The farmer's three punches hurt a little
22. Actually, I have always been very popular: when I was a child I was loved by everyone, and today I am loved by people who are bitches
23. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs
24. Go your own way, let others take a taxi
25. Rats carrying knives, looking for cats all over the street
26. As long as the kung fu is deep, the poop is also serious
27. Who is the fastest runner in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang).
28. How far you think, how far you go
29. Only when there are long lines at the train station can you really realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon".
30. Lovers become family members
31. Spring is coming, a group of geese are flying north, a moment in line into a B-shaped, a moment in line into a T-shaped...
32.
32. Where you fall down, where you lie down
33. The tiger is not powerful, you think I'm HELLO KITTY!
34. Donkey yes Nian Lai over the pouring ~
01. Early birds have worms to eat, and early insects are eaten by the birds!
02.and a MM argument whale is not a fish, finally I said "Japanese people also with a personal word", she agreed that the whale is not a fish.
03. Iron mortar and pestle can be sharpened into a needle, but the wooden pestle and mortar can only be sharpened into a toothpick, the material is not right, and then try hard is useless.
04. If replying to posts was a virtue, I would have been a saint long ago.
05. Life can not be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready to go.
06. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like hands and feet. Looking back, I can't believe I ran around naked for 20 years with seven hands and eight feet!
07. Wear other people's shoes, walk their own way, let them fight to find it.
08. There is a very old legend that says that people who can see beautiful women on the XX campus will live forever ......
09. Is it possible that eggs from all over the world can unite to break stones? So be realistic ......
10. Not afraid of tiger-like enemies, afraid of pig-like teammates!
11. Summer is just not good, poor when I do not even have to drink the northwest wind ......
12. I also had a pair of wings, but I did not use it to soar in the sky, but put it in the pot of stew ......
13. The water is so clear that there is no fish, and the people are so cheap that there is no enemy!
14. I'm not a casual person, I'm not a person when I'm casual.
15. Today a group of Japanese people came to visit our school - to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people in clothes!
16. thought how far away, you get out how far away!!!!
17. I'm poor, my maid is poor, my gardener is poor, my driver is poor ......
18. The bank charges said: "This is in line with international practice!" Service but said: "To consider the national conditions of China!"
19. The one who rides a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.
20.Carrying talent is like being pregnant, it takes a long time for people to see it.
21.Stand taller and piss farther.
22. A college student Minimum goal: farm wife, mountain spring, a bit of field
23. My friend's name in his girlfriend's cell phone was "he", and then when they broke up, it became "it". ......
24. Don't look for me if there's nothing going on, and don't look for me if there's something going on!
25. You think I'm going to stand by and watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
26. The Buddha said: "500 times in the past life to look back in exchange for a rubbing shoulders in this life". I'd rather have 500 glances in this life in exchange for a single brush with my shoulder in the past life.
27.What do I take the whole death of your love ......
28.The network is like a prison, originally stole a wallet to come in, and when you go out you learn everything.
29. Angels fly because they see themselves as light ......
30. I want to fall in love early, but it's already too late ......
31. master wife! You just obey the old line!
32.I love you! What's it to you?
33. The sea of learning is endless, turn back to the shore!
34. Life tmd fun, because life old tmd play me!
35. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me, the other is not you.
36. I don't know who my daughter-in-law is on my bed, and my daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed she's on!
37. I really want to personally tube your grandfather called: father!
38. NKU cheated me out of college for four years, so I'm going to cheat society for the rest of my life with the knowledge NKU taught me!
39.My friends around me, ah, you quickly become famous, so that my memoirs can be a bestseller ~ ~ ~ ~
40.When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe ......
41.I have not seen such a disgusting school! --Schedule midterms for May 8th!!!! (cryptic)
42. Housing prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men ......
43. If I become emperor, I'll make you the crown prince!
44. My friend's name in his girlfriend's cell phone is "he", and then they broke up, it became "it"......
45. always I've never been a good college student because of my toughness!
46. Shit, I got a complaint! The client said the mp3 file I gave him had no images!
47.Life is sometimes like being eunuchized **** - resisting is painful, not resisting is still painful!
48. reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!
49. The east side says it rains in the west, and the tutor is merciless. That's why I'm going to fight with my classmates door*** at the exam!
50. hug is really a strange thing, obviously leaning so close, but can not see each other's faces
1 dinosaurs said: "encountered colorful wolves, do not panic; encountered beasts, slowly enjoy ......"
2 find Can not find dinosaurs, with lizards top
3 Guan Yu five locks of beard, elegant, hand-held Qinglong Crescent Blade, Jianghu people send nicknames - knife Lang.
4 Men and women, after all, is only the animal of desire it! Really can be combined because of love? I'm sorry, I don't know.
5 The roadside wildflowers do not, step.
6 Eating and ml are the first productive forces.
7 Menstruation is not just a woman's pain, it's a man's pain too.
8 When did Mandarin ducks hug each other?
9 Yesterday, the flower of the faculty smiled at me and made me count my sheep at night - one sheep, two sheep, three sheep......
10 When I grow up, I will marry the Tang Monk as my husband, and if I can play, I will play, and if I can't, I will eat him.
11 Men have the urge may be love you, may not love, but no impulse is certainly not love!
12 Stand taller and piss farther.
13 Female, like sweets, very fat! The woman has a fetish: hate ants, see must kill. Asked why it said: this little thing, so love sweets, waist is so thin!
14 Break the wife's life system, the implementation of sister-in-law shareholding system. Introduce the Miss Competition System and promote the Lover Contract System.
15 In a crowded bus, a woman suddenly called out: don't squeeze! Don't squeeze it! The milk of others are squeezed out! (She was holding a yogurt.)
16 I am not in the jianghu, but the jianghu has my legend.
17 I am in the world, but there is no legend of me in the world.
18 If I am not able to get the water, I will be scolded for not learning the "Three Represents" well.
19 If reposting is a virtue, then I have long been a saint!
20 Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art!
21 The rice is in the pot, I'm in the bed *^_^*
22 Love is countless meals, marriage is a meal.
23 Go, MM, let's go butterfly ......
24 Love the environment, everyone is sick.
25 Love - is not thought out, love - is done!!!!
26 Love her, please do painless abortion for her!
27 I never write wording, but I write through the word!
28 The effect of contraception: if it does not work, it will become a "man".
29 Erection is not everything, but can not erection is all million can not!
30 Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die a few more times on a few nearby trees~
31 If you don't sleep in the classroom, you'll be buried drunk at the table.
32 Growing up is so creative, living with courage!
33 Since I turned to shit, no one has stepped on my head.
34 Ugly, but ugly in a special way, that is, special ugly!
35 Wear other people's shoes, walk your own way, let them find it.
36 Bed exercise can also lose weight, you do not know?
37 This place prohibits urination and defecation, violators confiscate tools.
38 Reading to read to the cramp place, Wen Si Fang can be such as urinary avalanche!
39 Buddha said, color is empty, empty is color! Tonight, I want to empty a little
40 Many female stars are not red because they did not open their legs *^_^*
41 The flower before the moon, not as good as spending money "day"!
42 Explanation is to cover up, cover up is to make up stories!
43 The best of the best is the best of the best!!!!
44 God, you let the summer and winter in the same room, right? The weather is so bad that you can't even see it.
45 Vulnerabilities and patches fly together, blue screen **** dead a color!
46 The beauty is not hugging the body first to go, often make the wolf tears full of lapel 。。。。。。
47 The internal practice of a breath, the external practice of a mouthful of farts.
48 Men can be relied on, sows can get up trees!
49 A man's IQ when he cheats is second only to Einstein's!
50 Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face 。。。。。。
51 . In fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately the sky is jealous of the genius!
52 Life can not be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready before the pot!
53 The important thing in life is not where you stand, but where you go!
54 Life from ancient times who did not die, ah a shit without paper!
55 If you can't speak clearly to your mentor, then confuse him!
56 If there is a pair of eyes to cry with me, it is worth suffering for life.
57 When will the hardware be COPYable!
58 Life is fucking fun, because life is always fucking playing me!
59 All the heartfelt love is the soul of the moment in bed!
60 The sky collapsed you top, I pad!
61 Listening to you, save me ten books!
62 Taking off my clothes I'm a beast, putting on my clothes I'm a clothed beast!
63 Study hard for China! A pack of China is a lot of money~~~
64 My id is fake, don't believe I'm a liar.
65 My mom used to say that our family wouldn't be so poor if we didn't have a phone.
66 I love kids and I love the process of making them even more!
67 I lost a penny on the side of the road !
68 It's raining, don't forget to take an umbrella, it's not a big deal to get wet, but it's a big deal to get sick *^_^*
69 The art of cultivation is actually the art of lying.
70 Well, Xuehui is the shore!
71 One moment's impulse, the crisis of the children and grandchildren!
72 I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, then I will do whatever you want!
73 There is a secretary to do, nothing to do secretary!
74 With the times, you and I **** to the climax!
75 As long as it is not nasty, we are the mainstream!
76 Only the fake is real, everything else is fake!
77 E net love hand in hand E net. Go your own way, let others take a taxi.
78 Live, easy. Live, easy. Life, not easy.
79 Hooligans are not scary, afraid of hooligans have culture.
80 Do what you love to do, and mate what you want to mate.
81 Who was I before I was born, and who am I after I was born?
82 Death teaches one everything, as the results are announced after an exam - though it dawns on you, it is too late~!
83 If you don't go bad in debauchery, you go perverted in silence!
84 Walked through the young, feet blisters
85 Businesswomen do not know the hatred of the country, prostitutes do not understand extramarital affairs.
86 The beasts still have half a bit of compassion, and I do not have any, so I am not a beast.
87 All men are born equal, except those who are married.
88 Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!
89 Watch all the world's porn, the heart of the natural no code ~
90 If dinosaurs are people, what are people?
91 More talented than me are not as handsome as me, more handsome than me are not as talented as me!
92 Without passionate kisses, where is the roll in bed?
93 Don't let the pit be small and not dunked, don't let the pit be big and dunked.
94 Carry two pieces in your pocket and five million in your chest!
95 Explanation is to cover up, cover up is equal to no outstanding, no outstanding better to go home and rest!
96 I really want to personally call your grandfather: father!
97 The principle of microcomputer crisis, random process random over, real function study ten times, assembly language will not compile!
98 If there is no pornography, sex education in China is simply a blank slate!
99 Men feel that there are very few women who are suitable for them before they get married, and after they get married, they feel that there are a lot of women who are suitable for them.
100 Life is not destined to see each other easier and harder, to say the heart, who does not love money ah
1. and then forced me, and then forced me to play dead to you!
2. I not only have a car, or on their own!
3. If you like it, I'll buy it for you... (After realizing the other person's anger) No, it's "I'll buy it for you, brother."
4. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?
5. I won't say anything even if I'm dead, but you haven't done it yet!
6. I not only have good hands, but also good feet!
7. The mirror will always reflect!
8. What's the point of being handsome? You'll probably be eaten by a pawn!
9. You don't have to worry about me, there's nothing I can't do!
10. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ......
11. Don't worry about your girlfriend following me in trouble ---- As long as she has a life egg, we will immediately step on the egg broken, never let the principal and parents know!
12. Don't thank you, thank you how to collect money from you ah!
13. Don't tell me to come here ---- I am Avanti!
14. You are ignoring me, then I become a dog!
15. When will the moon come out, go ask the EZT!
16. If you can't reach it, try stepping on the right foot with your left foot
17. Some people are alive, but she's already dead. Some people live, he should have died long ago!
18.You said... You like me? Actually... I started out... In fact, I also... Well, I'll tell you what, I actually like myself too.
19. Are you drinking water, or water, or water? You can take your pick!
20. The green hills are still there, just a little red.
21. Hey should be said to say, should not be said in a whisper.
22. Readers of the matter, can say steal
23. Hate it, don't ask single men such questions!
24. The son once said: Do not take my tolerance of you as the capital of your shamelessness!
25. Don't think I look handsome think I'm unattainable, in fact, I'm a sea of ah.
26. Today's weather is good, and windy and rainy.
27. As a typical failure, you are too successful!
28. I really want to destroy this little worm, but my tongue is not long enough...
29.Three tanner's feet stink to death of a Zhu Geliang.
30.In this red leaf maple in the golden fall ......
31. One cuts the thyroid hormone, one does not.
32. I'll tie you to a straw boat to borrow arrows if you're annoying me again!
33. The wind and the water are cold, and the money is owed to you!
34. A: Where to eat? I have no money.
B: down the restaurant, I please ---- hose.
35. See if there's anything that should be left behind?
36. I left the blue dragon right **, waist tattoo a Mickey Mouse. 38. A: It's hard not to take this revenge.
B: How can I get you to swallow your anger?
40. She's so fat that I can't even twist her arm with my leg.
41.The book is the first to dry, the sea of eight treasures for porridge.
42. The world is ours and our sons', but ultimately it's the grandkids'.
43. I'll write the homework!
44.A:Did you do your homework?
B: Sit down! Here it is, underneath the P-share, still warm... You want it? Here you go.
45. Who is sitting in the bank today, even the blackboard is not wiped!
46. How much is this shoe?
47. I was really blind in the beginning...
48. Is this blind man a blind man
1. How much does this shoe cost per pound?
2Who's sitting in the bank today? They don't even wipe the blackboard!
3. If you like it, I'll buy it for you... (After realizing the other party's anger) No, it's "Brother, I'll buy it for you."
4. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?
5. I won't say anything even if I'm dead, but you haven't done it yet!
6. I not only have good hands, but also good feet!
7. The mirror will always reflect!
8. What's the point of being handsome? You'll probably be eaten by a pawn!
9. You don't have to worry about me, there's nothing I can't do!
10. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ......
11. Don't worry about your girlfriend following me in trouble ---- As long as she has a life egg, we will immediately step on the egg broken, never let the principal and parents know!
12. Don't thank you, thank you how to collect money from you ah!
13. Don't tell me to come here ---- I am Avanti!
14. You are ignoring me, then I become a dog!
15. When will the moon come out, go ask the EZT!
16. If you can't reach it, try stepping on the right foot with your left foot
17. Some people are alive, but she's already dead. Some people live, he should have died long ago!
18.You said... You like me? Actually... I started out... In fact, I also... Well, I'll tell you what, I kinda like myself, too.
19. Are you drinking water, or water, or water? You can take your pick!
20. The green hills are still there, just a little red.
21. Hey should be said to say, should not be said in a whisper.
22. Readers of the matter, can say steal
23. Hate it, don't ask single men such questions!
24. The son once said: Do not take my tolerance of you as the capital of your shamelessness!
25. Don't think I look handsome think I'm unattainable, in fact, I'm a sea of ah.
26. Today's weather is good, and windy and rainy.
27. As a typical failure, you are too successful!
28. I really want to destroy this little worm, but my tongue is not long enough...
29.Three tanner's feet stink to death of a Zhu Geliang.
30.In this red leaf maple in the golden fall ......
31. One cuts the thyroid hormone, one does not.
32. I'll tie you to a straw boat to borrow arrows if you're annoying me again!
33. The wind and the water are cold, and the money is owed to you!
34. A: Where to eat? I have no money.
B: down the restaurant, I please ---- hose.
35. See if there's anything that should be left behind?
36. I left the blue dragon right **, waist tattoo a Mickey Mouse. 38. A: It's hard not to take this revenge.
B: How can I get you to swallow your anger?
40. She's so fat that I can't even twist her arm with my leg.
41.The book is the first to dry, the sea of eight treasures for porridge.
42. The world is ours and our sons', but ultimately it is the grandchildren's.
43.