1, I am a down-to-earth person, and I believe that love will grow with time. I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain. 4. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life. 5. You know my depth and I know your length. 6. Question: What is a man's tongue used for? Answer: teasing comparison. 7. I can't tell you what your strengths are. I just want to see you and take a shower. 8. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together. 9. I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you. 10, I like the way you are shy, and I like the way you are focused inside and out. 1 1, I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words. 12, I was hungry and missed you at midnight, so I had to endure it. 13, I don't want to travel around the world, I just want to drink tea and listen to the rain in your heart. 14, send me the payment link, good boy. 15, I want to give you a lot of lipstick, so that you can give me something in return every day. 16, what I want to do to you, what I want to do to the cherry trees in spring. 17, I like to plant flowers, grass and have children with you. 18, you are my Maslow's demand theory. 19, I want to kiss your bare gums when I am old. 20. Even if you are wearing clothes from the sky, I will unbutton those stars. When I did it, I said 2 1. My hand was broken because I supported the ground when I fell from a height. I didn't expect my ex-girlfriend to take care of me, feed me to eat, wash clothes, turn on the computer to show me island action movies, and then left. . . 2. How many women have become buses in order not to take buses? How many men take the bus to get on the bus every day! 3. Love deeply, spread your legs, and say goodbye when you are tired. A dirty word. My sister and I were alone at home that day. Her posture in bed is very charming. I went to the bed, and her body fragrance filled my nose. I held her thigh and she looked at me doubtfully. Then I took off her pants. She seemed to understand something and began to cry. At last, she was exhausted. She didn't resist, she just cried. I succeeded. I changed her diaper successfully. 5. "Why do you always come to me?" "Why else do you want me to come to you?" 6. I vaguely remember the summer of the second day of junior high school. My deskmate was a girl who ate food. One day I found a hole in my trouser pocket, so I quietly said to her, "I have something delicious in my pocket." Do you want to eat? " She asked decisively, "What is it?" I let you touch it, and then she grabbed it and we looked at each other. Suddenly, she cried sadly and said, "You ... you didn't remember to give it to me until the banana grew taller ... 7. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I am happy to say hello to everyone." As a result, a woman who chased my husband said, "You are so sweet. Your husband has diabetes! "As a joke, I scolded her decisively." Then your mouth is so poisonous that your boyfriend has uremia! "8.a: How can I use contraception effectively? Distressed! What if one always wears out? B: Wear two condoms and pour pepper water in the middle. She knows the outside is broken, but you know the inside is broken! A: Lying in the trough ... 9. "Boyfriend is about 10cm. ""Wow, have you measured it carefully with a ruler? " "No, it is calculated by mouth. "10, ask for help, call your girlfriend! You ... the subscriber you dialed, um ... the phone is out of service, please broadcast later. Is my mobile phone broken? 1 1, the most tragic thing for a man is that he can't dig out his penis for a woman. The most tragic thing for a woman is that you show your heart to a man, but he doesn't even show you his penis. 12, sleeping at home today, I was suddenly awakened by a crackling sound. When I opened my eyes, I found that the voice said it was coming from under the bed. Suddenly, I found my teddy bear on the bed board. Suddenly, it looked at me affectionately ... 13. I was about to get off work in the afternoon, and my female colleague made a mistake in the data, which caused everyone to work overtime until 10 o'clock in the evening, and everyone complained. So I deliberately teased her: You made a mistake and we will punish you! She has always been cheerful, fashionable and avant-garde. She is embarrassed to say that I am willing to accept punishment! I continued: It's past ten o'clock in the evening. How do you want us to punish you? (I hinted that she invited us to have a midnight snack) I got the goods and said, are you all coming? I replied: Of course! Female colleague: OK, who will buy a box of condoms? 14, how many ignorant girls were tricked into eating bananas and drinking milk for apples. 15, a girl went to the food stall, picked up a cucumber and said to the boss, "boss, how much is this cucumber?" "Boss:" Elder sister, we all use corn now. The corn is full recently. Girl: "I want to wear a mask with it." "After buying cucumbers, the boss asked," Anything else? Girl: "How much is the corn?" "... 16. One day, mosquitoes and mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath. Mosquito proudly said, you see, I stabbed her twice in the chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen. Mantis said unconvinced, what's the matter? I cut a knife between her legs ten years ago, and now she is still bleeding every month ... 17, and the legs are just a gun rack! 18, the examination teacher handed out papers, and the girl at the back took an extra one and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it! "The boy sitting next to him said," It's mine, it's mine! " "19, on a business trip for two months, fighting with his girlfriend. This morning, I got up and told her that I would buy breakfast first. She said vaguely, buy the steamed bread I bought yesterday. They are delicious! When I walked to the door, I thought about whether I knew anything. . . 20. The children in the neighborhood often come to my house to play with my daughter. Last week, I found that I lost a mobile phone at home. No one else has come to my house recently. I suspected that the neighbor's child had taken it, so I watched him carefully for a few days. Then I found that the child's words and deeds, every move, the way of speaking and the way of walking are all like … my husband! 2 1. A girl, physical education class, was late and was fined by the teacher 10 lap! Run, run, it's raining. Suddenly I felt that the rain had stopped, only to find that a boy came running to give her an umbrella. The girl blushed and said, "I have a boyfriend, and he doesn't think well of me." The boy said, "if I don't come, he will come." How can I bear to let him suffer! " 22. My son came home trembling and said, Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today. Dad was very angry and said that if I failed in the next exam, don't call me dad. After the second exam, my son came back and said "sorry, brother" to his father. At this time, my mother's mobile phone fell to the ground, and my grandfather took a sip of his cigarette. When I did it, I said 3 1. If I make you feel good, it won't be so much. It is you who want to unplug the oxygen tube when I am dying. My ex-girlfriend invited me to drink when she got married, and I always felt that I should do something. When I toasted, I said to the groom, "The bride is beautiful, so I'll do it first." You will feel comfortable after dinner. Don't talk to me all the time. Will chatting with me make you orgasm? 6. One day, everyone got together to chat and talked about their interests. One person said, "I like cleanliness." Suddenly, I said, "Who is clean?" Another man said, "Who is it?" Shall we play games? I said let me do it. You said yes. 8. Women are like sand, trying to catch it. Then grab her ... wet ~ 9 I can't do anything well except you 10. I miss not swearing. I miss shaking together. 1 1, I can't say what's good about you, I just want to see you and take a bath. 12 Once upon a time, there was a man named Tintin, who was very short and went to learn Latin dance. 13, the teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " As soon as I listen, I lie down, sleep and think about other people's wives. 14, I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you. 15, love your cot, just say it.