The funny sentences posted on Moments on the Chinese Valentine's Day are as follows:

1. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, if you don't leave home for a day, you will know the world's affairs.

2. Let me choose a stable and long-term love, like some stocks, with stable growth.

3. I give roses on Valentine’s Day, mooncakes on Chinese Valentine’s Day, and rice cakes on Spring Festival. I still make the best ones.

4. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I want to give you a kiss, but I don't know how to tan my hair. What should I do if I get tanned?

5. If no one has an appointment on Chinese Valentine's Day, then eat rice and watch the fireworks in the distance.

6. "Chinese Valentine's Day" is here, and you can't let go of Valentine's Day. Tell your heart nakedly, and you will be pleasantly surprised to find that you are no longer so lonely.

7. Stockings always look better than gloves, because stockings can wrap your legs tightly, but gloves cannot wrap your head.

8. The Chinese Valentine's Day is not as strong as the green rose. The heart must be strong and the smile must be adjusted at any time.

9. On Chinese Valentine's Day, the only thing I can rely on is myself. I hope I can be more strong and free.

10. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I want to give you a gift, which is a like tag I added to you in my heart.

11. Qixi Festival Recommendation: Love is a combination of sweetness and burden. It requires hard work and patience to let it grow, thrive, bloom and bear fruit.

12. Blessings for Valentine's Day, the night of love, not afraid of the storm, always guarding you, the haze will disappear, and you will depend on each other for life.

13. Chinese Valentine's Day is a festival of love, and being single is the misfortune of being alone. However, no matter who you are, as long as you have love, you will definitely have happiness.

14. If any prince and Cinderella are quarreling on Chinese Valentine's Day, I'll be the one to make peace, except for GRE.

15. Let us keep this Chinese Valentine's Day, and I will be behind you to carry the burden of the future for you.