Scene: lobby, morning
(With a few roosters crowing, Wushuang walks down from the upper floors, the crowd is not yet up. Wushuang gently walks up to Bai Zhantang)
Chu Wushuang: (softly) Senior brother, I'm leaving first.
Bai Zhan Tang: (still in a dream, confused) Let's go.
Zhu Wushuang: Then take care of yourself.
Pai Zhan Tang: Take care, take care. (At this time, Bai Zhan Tang suddenly woke up, sat up and asked Wushuang) Go? Where are you going?
Wish Wushuang: I, I go first, go I will come back to see your free, you take care of yourself, bye (said to the door to go)
Bai Zhan Tang: You give me a stop! (get up off the ground, pull Wushuang to the square table and sit down) you this child how to be like this, ah, how to say go away ah?
Wish Wushuang: I have nothing to do here, and give everyone trouble.
Bai Zhan Tang: Who says you have nothing to do!
Bai Zhan Tang: Who says you have nothing to do? This table, this bench and this floor are all things.
Wishing Wushuang: This is all done by Miss Guo, I did what she did?
Bai Zhan Tang: Then you help big mouth cooking na.
Zhu Wushuang: Do you think he will agree?
Bai Zhan Tang: (thinking) Yes, yes, yes, yes, help Xiu Cai, help Xiu Cai to calculate the accounts and so on.
Wishing Wushuang: do you think Miss Guo will agree
Bai Zhan Tang: then you help me, help me run the hall (at this time Xiangyu gently down from the upstairs) I'm tired, pass me a towel, I'm thirsty, you pour me a cup of hot tea, I'm starving ......
Tong Xiangyu: to give you the next bowl of noodles, outside the fried two
Tong Xiangyu: Give you a bowl of noodles, and fry two eggs, or one side of the flow of the yellow, do not need other people's hands (said to do next to Zhantang, smiled at Wushuang)
Wish Wushuang: Hear it.
Bai Zhan Tang: always whole this headless, Wushuang to go.
Tong Xiangyu: Go? Where are you going?
Wish Wushuang: Everywhere is home in the big world. The shopkeeper, take care of ah (said get up to go, was Tong Xiangyu pulling)
Tong Xiangyu: stop, the stone before leaving specially told me to let me take good care of you ah.
Zhu Wushuang: You two heart Wushuang appreciate, but some people, the wind in the blood, born to be doomed to wander, farewell (said to the door to go)
Tong Xiangyu: Wushuang, Wushuang
Bai Zhantang: Look at this child.
Zhu Wushuang: (walked out the door and immediately came back, closing the door) I'll eat here before I leave.
Bai Zhan Tang: Huh? (and Xiangyu looked at Wushuang in disbelief)
Tong Xiangyu: What's going on here? (Bai Zhan Tang walks out the door to see, suddenly scared face closed the door)
Bai Zhan Tang: (face distorted) strange monster!
Tong Xiangyu: (following Bai Zhan Tang's example) strange strange strange, strange what beast, early in the morning nonsense what (said walking towards the door) you this person all day long is this look (open the door to see, scared and screamed, back to hug Zhan Tang, Wushuang don't turn away from the face. (The camera panned to the door, a big dog like a Tibetan aristocrat bolted to the door)
(The camera panned to the big mouth small Guo Xiu Cai Wushuang lying on the doorway to see, Xiangyu and Zhantang sitting at the table)
Lv Xiu Cai: Based on my years of life experience, coupled with my years of experience in reading, I think that this is a, (the crowd looked at him) dog, right.
Zhu Wushuang: What is a dog bar?
Lv Xiu Cai: It's a dog, Zi once said ......
Crowd: go!
Guo Furong: It's never a dog! Whose dog grows that big.
Bai Zhan Tang: Right ah, also no ears, look like a bear.
Li Dazui: No, I've seen a bear's paw when I was at the Yellow Crane Tower, and it's much bigger than this paw.
Bai Zhan Tang: then you do not Xing people wrapped small feet? But whether it is a dog or a bear, anyway, this master ah, not vegetarian.
Li Dazui: (unconvinced) Then we are not vegetarian ah! See this? Iron, the only one under the sky, I tell you, if you dare to come with me again, I'll chop off your claws as an itchy scratch, believe it or not?
Tong Xiangyu: Dazui, Dazui, then you go, bite the disabled have bonus bite dead counted as a public injury, the funeral I'm all inclusive, go go go (crowd: go go go)
White Zhantang: then you go, the shopkeeper let you go (crowd: go go go ah)
Li Dazui: asleep. Go to go, who is afraid of who ah, how? (
Yan Xiaoliu: What are you shouting about? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to do it!
Tong Xiangyu: Xiaoliu you can finally come!
Yan Xiaoliu: It's not a god, it's called 123, it's a patrol dog specially authorized for me by the higher authorities.
Lv Xiu Cai: right right, I said it is a dog. The son once said ......
Crowd: go!
(At this time Xiaoliu leading 123 into the house, the crowd screamed in fear, back)
Yan Xiaoliu: all right, don't be afraid, Lou Zhixian saw it at the time, terrified, said you hurry up to me to take away, he said 123, the dog rubbed away, so call him 123.
Tong Xiangyu: take away take away take away take away! (123 called a little, Xiangyu soft voice) not that you ah.
Yan Xiaoliu: nothing this dog obedient, come come 123, come, shake a hand, hand up (Xiaoliu hold 123's paw, 123 does not move) you see, how obedient (patted the dog's head twice) all right ah. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that, and I'm going to be able to do that.
The crowd: ah? (
Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Liu! Xiaoliu, (Xiaoliu enters) you won't have it with you all the time.
Yan Xiaoliu: What's more, it's not easy to recruit constables now, only one cent of silver per month, and no food and shelter. I don't want to come if I have the ability, but I don't want to come if I don't have the ability, and I don't want to come if I don't have the ability! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
Bai Zhan Tang: Liu'er, then what are you doing ah (learn Tianjin accent)?
Yan Xiaoliu: I am in charge of West Street, (crowd: ah?) He's in charge of East Street. (Crowd: Wow!) You guys are fine. When you see a dog from now on. As you see me. It's like seeing me. That's like seeing me. (Crowd: Hi! Me?) What a mess! You guys first busy, I have to go to patrol the streets, there is something, directly to 123 reflect ah.
Tong Xiangyu: (pulled small six) how to reflect? You give me a reflect a look at it.
Yan Xiaoliu: specifics, you have to slowly think. Anyway, there is a child, you can not invite it, bite me can not care ah. In addition, this is the upper side of the dog approved for me, ah, you can take care of a little bit, if there is a problem, take you to ask! (Xiaoliu exits, the crowd chases after him: Xiaoliu! (At this moment, 123 shouted at the door, scaring the people back to the store)
Zhu Wushuang: (looking at Xiangyu calmly picking up the tea bowl) Boss, you're not trying to use the beautiful dog trick?
Tong Xiangyu: That's exactly what I want. (
Guo Furong: No way, how do you know if it's a male or a female?
Tong Xiangyu: (in a low voice) Male, I've observed it carefully.
Bai Zhan Tang: That's good, that's good, then you know it likes tall, short, fat, thin, black and white?
Tong Xiangyu: I'm not quite sure about this, you can go and poke around.
Bai Zhan Tang: (patted Wushuang) You go! (Wushuang: Oh!)
Bai Zhan Tang: Even if we succeed in this beautiful dog plan, what if it stays back? A it, plus a it daughter-in-law, a happy to give birth to a litter, give birth to a litter a happy to give birth to a litter, give birth to this litter and give birth to a litter, give birth to this litter and give birth to a litter ...... (Xiangyu held down Zhantang)
Tong Xiangyu: the beauty of the dog plan to be put on hold, what do you have any comments, quickly say.
Li Dazui: I think it, in order to fix a person, (crowd: en?) Or dog, you have to figure out what it wants, what it wants we give it what is not finished?
Tong Xiangyu: a dog, what does it want?
Li Dazui: Bones, right? As long as we have the heart to, the dog also know who with it pro.
Tong Xiangyu: also ah, back to feed cooked it to the kitchen so a lead ......
Crowd: kitchen?
Tong Xiangyu: (laughs) Let it visit.
Crowd: Wow!
Tong Xiangyu: (viciously) and then lead it toward the backyard ......
Crowd: Backyard?
Tong Xiangyu: (laughs) Help us look after a home and protect a yard, beautifully beautiful!
Crowd: Oh!
Li Dazui: That's fine, I'll prepare the bones to go.
Tong Xiangyu: How many counts, let it corrupt to home at once.
Li Dazui: You'll see! (walks away, turns around and comes back again, asking triumphantly) Shopkeeper, do you think this bone is better sauced and brined or fried?
(The crowd looked at Dazui in confusion.)
Li Dazui: (realizing that something is wrong) Ahem, I'll see for myself.
Li Dazui: (Li Dazui squatted in the doorway to feed 123 bones) which is to eat ah, the whole a swallow na! (At this point, the bones fed no, 123 streaming lahar looking at the big mouth) no, really no, you see you see (the pot containing the bones to 123 see) or not today is here? We tomorrow I will give you ...... (123 screamed, scaring the big mouth back into the house) What is going on, why is the dog still not cooked? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Bai Zhan Tang: Is the amount not yet given to ah?
Li Dazui: Why not? This pot is eaten up, it is not afraid to hold up this also.
Tong Xiangyu: No need, I think it is a toast to not want to eat penalty wine!
Bai Zhan Tang: (a slap on the table) the tiger is not powerful you think I am hello kitty!
Tong Xiangyu: (puffing up her mouth as a tiger) tiger? Zhan Tang ......
Bai Zhan Tang: What are you doing don't come over ah, I bite you ah!
Tong Xiangyu: (puffed up her mouth to make a tiger shape, voice) bite it, as long as you are willing to eat me alive can be.
Tong Xiangyu: (rushing 123 to make a tiger-like, laughing) hehehe understand.
(Camera everything, Bai Zhan Tang took the tiger headgear, danced with the tiger, and Xiangyu together to learn the tiger call)
Tong Xiangyu and Bai Zhan Tang: roar! Roar! Roar! (Open the door and bark at 123, 123 also bark at them)
Tong Xiangyu: not big in size, but not small in guts, we are tigers, the king of all beasts! Roar! Roar! (At this time, 123 barked at them)
Tong Xiangyu: not to mention you, even your master also dare to bite! Roar! Roar! (After barking a few times, finally her voice couldn't take it and stopped, and said to Zhan Tang) Why did you stop?
Bai Zhan Tang: I can't stand my voice, have a cup of tea and then ow!
Tong Xiangyu: wait, we always so call it is afraid that there is no place to escape ah.
Bai Zhan Tang: What do you mean?
Tong Xiangyu: Untie the chain to it, we scare it again to see if it does not escape!
Bai Zhan Tang: (a slap on the table) good way, you go to go, go ah!
Tong Xiangyu: (weakly said) I am a woman, hand can not lift shoulder can not pick, I also do not know martial arts. (Singing) I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts, I don't have Brother Jing, and perfect love.
Bai Zhan Tang: (helpless) I go, who let me be your Jing brother. (legs weak) I have a long and short, you remember to marry early early to give birth to a baby (want to cry like) the first baby must take my name, not in vain we are good for a good time. Xiangyu, am I going? Xiangyu, am I really going? Xiangyu! (
The first baby must be named after me!
Tong Xiangyu: you will not be lightweight? If you are in a hurry, you can run up to the room. ......
Bai Zhan Tang: (Crying) Lightness usually works, but I am afraid that when my legs are weak, it will give me a bite on my legs, and when I turn around, it will give me a bite on my front, and then turn around and give me a bite on my butt, and then turn around...
Bai Zhan Tang: (Crying) Lightness normally works. ...
Tong Xiangyu: Don't turn around, you think it's a roasted suckling pig.
Lv Xiu Cai: Enough! You a useless thing, ah, practicing so many years of martial arts to where ah?
Tong Xiangyu: (excitedly embraced Xiu Cai) good Xiu Cai, our store counts you the most courageous ......
Bai Zhantang: still need to say it, Ji Wuling do not care about it, (said also went over to embrace the Xiu Cai) not to mention the 123?
Tong Xiangyu: It's just a dog, it can be more evil than Xiao Guo?
Lv Xiu Cai: Huh?
Tong Xiangyu: I praise you! (Bai Zhantang: Compliment!)
Lv Xiu Cai: Zi once said ......
Bai Zhan Tang, Tong Xiangyu: go! (Xiu Cai fell)
Lv Xiu Cai: then I will change one (a flap of the lapel, do cool look) wind dash, easy water cold, the strong man a go (suddenly interrupted) I have to not come back this time is not counted as a work injury ah?
Tong Xiangyu: count, medical expenses full report and the monthly money plus two times.
Lv Xiu Cai: Please pay attention to my eyes, there is no murderous spirit? (Looking at the camera with very innocent eyes, Tong Xiangyu came to the front to see) blocked the camera.
Bai Zhan Tang: I don't see any murderous spirit, I look a bit sandy-eyed.
Lv Xiu Cai: What are you talking about? There is no murderous spirit on the right! Eyes are the windows of the soul, I will go out, I have to use this kind of eyes silently softly and quietly watching it, so that it can understand that I do not have hostile intent. (Said while walking towards the door, Bai Tong pushed him) Look at it for a while longer, it can even be a little pampered to me or something at that time, I take advantage of its unpreparedness to take it down in one fell swoop (At this time, has walked to the door, said to 123) Hi! Ahem. Allow me to introduce myself first, dog grin is man's best friend, and I am that man (123 barked, scaring Xiu Cai back a step)
Tong Xiangyu: Listen, how well said. (Bai Zhan Tang gives Xiu Cai a thumbs up)
Lv Xiu Cai: So what, I'm not hostile (123 screams again) don't mess around, don't mess around! good dog, good, sit sit, (123 stops screaming, Xiu Cai walks up slowly) Hi!
Tong Xiangyu: Xucai is still the best.
Bai Zhan Tang: That's right, or else he could have made Xiao Guo obedient.
Lv Xiu Cai: (rushed to 123) Zi once said! (Suddenly 123 barked furiously and tore the pants leg of Xiu Cai, scared Xiu Cai rolled and crawled back to the lobby, shivering, unable to speak)
Bai Zhan Tang: You said! You said ah! People do not let you say finished it let alone a dog? Why don't you remember it you say you!
Scene: backyard
(Xiangyu help Xucai sew pants leg, small Guo in the side of gnashing teeth)
Guo Furong: In that case, I will not blame me for cruelty!
Tong Xiangyu: Xiaoguo you do not fool around ah, Xiaoliu when he left the 123 if anything happens to take us to ask.
Guo Furong: If we get it dead, he can find us blame, if we did not do it, he asked who to go?
Bai Zhan Tang: What do you mean?
Guo Furong: I mean, violence against violence, an eye for an eye! (teeth bared)
Tong Xiangyu: You have this row of small teeth?
Guo Furong: Go! I didn't say it was my teeth. Doesn't Mr. Hao have a lot of dogs?
Bai Zhan Tang: Huh? Yeah! Hao shopkeeper also raise Tibetan mastiff to come!
Guo Furong: I now go to borrow a back, when the time to sneak up from behind, a mess of biting Wang! Woof! Woof woof woof ......
Bai Zhan Tang: go up there woof go! I'm afraid he won't lend it ah?
Tong Xiangyu: Don't worry, we have nothing to do with Lao Hao! Xiaoguo, this will go to the Flying Dragon Valley, pass on the words of Tong Zhanjiang, to be the kind of the most ruthless and most vicious most inhumane dog! The best lead on seven or eight over, but one is no problem, single combat we are not afraid.
Guo Furong: No problem, please good you! (Turning to go)
Tong Xiangyu: Hey hey where to go ah? (Guo Furong: borrow dog ah?) 123 at the door you go that way. (Guo changed direction to go) Remember ah must be the most fierce and ruthless most inhuman dog ah!
Scene: Lobby: the table is placed on the table like toys, the camera pans up, a dachshund like dog standing next to
Bai Zhan Tang: God this guy, Guo Furong line ah.
Tong Xiangyu: this is the dog you borrowed?
Guo Furong: Yes! This is the legend of the most ferocious most evil most inhuman ......
Tong Xiangyu: Bah!
Guo Furong: Hao Boss said, in the whole Flying Dragon Valley, it is the most ferocious, and it bites whoever it catches, don't believe you see?
Bai Zhan Tang: I see I see, I see what ah I see!
Guo Furong: You see this teeth! And this ...... teeth, bite on a bite, two two meat is gone!
Tong Xiangyu: (sternly) Guo Furong!
Guo Furong: you first listen to me to finish the sentence okay? Take our people as an example, if we are big, does our martial arts skills have to be high?
Li Dazui: That's not true. (Guo Furong makes a gesture of moving her wrists before a fight) Ah of course there are exceptions.
Guo Furong: This dog, in their pet world, is the equivalent of the West Undefeated.
Lu Xiu Cai: How can you tell?
Guo Furong: not to mention, just look at the eyes, other clay dogs it can have this killing spirit?
Tong Xiangyu: It does seem quite ferocious.
Bai Zhan Tang: (nodding) Well, quite ferocious.
Guo Furong: look at what I do look at the dog!
Guo Furong: more than ferocious ah, simply is ferocious extremely vicious incomparable, by it bites on the bite that is tragic inhumanity ......
White Zhantang: don't vernacular, it is a mule is a horse to lead out for a walk!
Guo Furong: Go! (The crowd followed together towards the door, opened a doorway for the puppy to go out, outside the door followed by a barking dog, the crowd hurriedly closed the door and sang the Shooting Eagles)
Crowd: ask the world, is this mountain the highest, hmmm! Ha! Another high place is higher than the sky, huh! Ha! (Then the crowd lay down on the doorway to view the battle. (Suddenly heard a miserable dog barking, the crowd can not bear to see)
Pai Zhan Tang: rest in peace, my little mini strong man.
Li Dazui: Let's take your bones and make soup tonight. (The crowd looks at him disgruntled.) I mean, as a way to honor this tragic battle.
Tong Xiangyu: You will stay in our hearts forever and ever.
Lv Xiu Cai: This is knowing that there is a dog on the mountain and favoring the dog mountain! This kind of courage to hit a stone with an egg with a small amount of money is worth learning and learning and learning.
Guo Furong: (frustrated) no need to talk nonsense hurry to get the silver.
Tong Xiangyu: Uh? I don't know what to do with the silver.
Guo Furong: the dog bites dead not to lose money!
Tong Xiangyu: It's not like I bit it to death! (People look at her) How much? (asked carefully)
Guo Furong: two taels. (Stretching out two fingers)
(Tong Xiangyu fell to the ground and Bai Zhantang helped her)
Bai Zhantang: a little bit out of the blue!
Tong Xiangyu: I was wrong I was really wrong I should not have married from the beginning, if I did not marry my husband would not have died, if my husband did not die how would I have ended up in such a sad place ......
Scene: Lobby, staircase, night
(Xiao Guo and Xiu Cai sitting on the
(Xiao Guo and Xiu Cai are sitting on the stairs eating snacks)
Lv Xiu Cai: It's been a whole day, and I haven't made a single sale, and I've lost two taels of silver, so I'd better go on like this!
Tong Xiangyu: Don't gloat! Mr. Fortune-teller told me that I am a chicken and light, do not mess with the dog, otherwise it is called the chicken and dogs.
Li Dazui: 123 may not be a dog, right?
Bai Zhan Tang: Net say that nonsense, that dog is not a dog is also a cat ah? Go to the side to eat!
Tong Xiangyu: I'm trying to avoid it for fear that something will happen, but I was still hit by it! (Laughs) This is life, life!
Bai Zhan Tang: You're wrong, it's not fate, I'm looking for Xiaoliu now, does this still let people do business!
Zhu Wushuang: Xiao Liu also has a hard time, if he has enough manpower, why would he need to use a dog?
Bai Zhan Tang: Hey Wushuang, what do you mean by that?
Wish Wushuang: Forget I said that. Hey if you guys hate that dog so much, why don't you ......@#! ¥%&*% (statement super ambiguous)
Bai Zhan Tang: you say what the hell you louder!
Tong Xiangyu: (calmly put down the cup) she said poisoning.
Bai Zhan Tang: (scared to stand unsteadily) That is the dog of the human court!
Zhu Wushuang: I said scare, poisoning is what you said yourself ah.
Tong Xiangyu: I said it. Big Mouth, go get me some big bones.
Li Dazui: There are no big bones, the dogs have eaten all the big bones.
Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some chicken claws.
Li Dazui: I have eaten all the chicken claws.
Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some duck butt.
Li Dazui: I've eaten all the duck butt too!
Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some meat buns over here and stop saying you ate it all! (Covering her ears)
(The crowd was silent)
Tong Xiangyu: He didn't say he ate it, did he? (Crowd shaking their heads) Then hurry up and wrap some rat poison for me yet!
Li Dazui: I'm still hungry here.
Bai Zhan Tang: Dazui ah, as long as you dedicate the buns, you will eat the cage drawer for a while can be ah, quickly go! Everything is supported by the shopkeeper!
Tong Xiangyu: What?
Bai Zhan Tang: Of course, I will not be able to pick out of the **** suffering.
Li Dazui: (holding a bowl of buns in his hand) Boss, don't say that I made these buns!
Tong Xiangyu: (sad) bring it to me. (solemnly results in the bun) Open the door for me.
(Bai Zhan Tang opens the door, and Lu Xucai stands solemnly at attention. The rest of the crowd solemnly and sadly carrying the buns slowly towards the door, suddenly thrown to the outside, the crowd immediately closed the door. (At this moment, Xiao Liu's voice is heard outside)
Yan Xiao Liu: 123! My 123!
Bai Zhan Tang: What kind of medicine is this? (
Yan Xiaoliu: You guys, you've done a great job! You guys did a good job! (
Bai Zhan Tang: We didn't do anything!
Yan Xiaoliu: We didn't do anything? Why not 123?
Li Dazui: No? It's not possible, how can it be gone? (Running to the door to see) This is not here tethered?
Yan Xiaoliu: The dog is there, but the spirit is gone!
Bai Zhan Tang: Where is the soul?
Yan Xiaoliu: You guys, I didn't expect, I didn't expect, usually look like a kind eye, but even bear to poison a so small, so cute puppy.
Tong Xiangyu: on it is still so petite and so cute?
Yan Xiaoliu: Don't say anything, go back to the court with me, go! Come with me! (He was about to pull Xiangyu, but the crowd stopped him)
Zhu Wushuang: I'll go with you! I'm the one who suggested the poison, so I should go with you!
Yan Xiaoliu: You said that?
Zhu Wushuang: It was me who said it, things have come to this point, if you want to fight or punish, it's up to you!
Yan Xiaoliu: (evil smile) humph, fight, let's avoid it, hurt the peace. Punishment, I'm afraid you can not afford to pay.
Tong Xiangyu: How much silver I shell out!
Yan Xiaoliu: (serious) Well?
Tong Xiangyu: As long as I can afford it.
Yan Xiaoliu: (evil smile) Hey, don't worry, I don't want money, I want people ...... (Xiangyu was scared and hid to one side, Xiaoliu smiled evilly and walked towards Wushuang)
Bai Zhantang: (protect Wushuang behind him) Sixth son, I'm Wushuang's senior brother, I... ...(Yan Xiaoliu dials Bai Zhantang and pulls out Wushuang, who is scared)
Crowd: Wushuang! Wushuang! Wushuang!
Yan Xiaoliu: I'm telling you, I'm short of a constable here, if you don't mind, I'll talk to Governor Lou tomorrow.
Guo Furong: Have you got it wrong Xiaoliu, Wushuang is a girl! (Crowd: Right!)
Yan Xiaoliu: But she knows kung fu, with her pointing hand, who would dare to call me names? (Crowd looks at him) No, I really want you to come, or you can reconsider?
(Wushuang can't decide and looks at the crowd. (The camera pans to show the crowd gathered around to help Wushuang come up with an idea, while Xiaoliu paces to the side)
Bai Zhan Tang: This is a good opportunity, the money is not much, but at least it's an iron rice bowl! (Everyone nods)
Zhu Wushuang: It's not impossible to be a constable, but where do I live?
Tong Xiangyu: live in the store ah, single for you to open a room, the rent is free of charge in addition to the monthly subsidies to you two silver.
Guo Furong: Hey, hey, hey, you are too biased, right? (Crowd: go go go!)
Tong Xiangyu: The condition is that you will be responsible for all our dinners from now on.
Li Dazui: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! (Bai Zhantang: Go!)
Tong Xiangyu: as long as you are willing to stay anything is good, otherwise I have no way to explain to the stone, Wushuang ...... (Wushuang nodded happily, Yan Xiaoliu slapped the table.
Yan Xiaoliu: In other words, you agree?
Zhu Wushuang: I promise.
Yan Xiaoliu: No matter what and even if anything happens, you won't back out, right?
Zhu Wushuang: Don't worry, since I promised to be a constable, I will definitely do it right! I definitely won't give you any trouble!
Yan Xiaoliu: Good, then I'll also tell you one thing (Bai Zhantang: Say it) actually 123 is not dead at all (everyone: ah?). All day today I have been secretly observing your movements, until Wushuang said to poison the dog I knew the opportunity had come!
(pick up the 13th floor) I got a packet of Ecstasy, the dog was blinded, and then came over to pick a fight hehehehaha ......
White Zhantang: haha what the hell you haha? You kid now also learn to play mind you?
Yan Xiaoliu: no way, I can not recruit the constable had to make this move, my master taught me, originally wanted to set the old white, the results of the Wushuang to set on it hehehehehehehehehehehehaha ......
(At this time, the big mouth in the door touched 123)
Li Dazui: 123 woke up, this guy is quite able to eat, this is the bag to eat the bag This is a bun come and eat the bun!
Crowd: Baozi? Buns can not eat! Big Mouth! Big Mouth! (
Yan Xiaoliu: (Singing the Tianjin Opera) The bamboo board is playing, we don't boast about anything else, we boast about the thin-skinned buns at the Tongfu Inn! What's so great about these buns? Even dogs won't eat it! Its first skin is too thick, its second flavor is too bad, and the rat poison is also fake! (Camera pans to the side as the crowd caresses this 123)
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