The sun is about to set, Liu pounding ghost to a rich family to go to the station store, see the shopkeeper, he took out these three hemp seeds, said: "This is the Shennong immortal master gave me the precious seed, spring seed a grain, autumn harvest ten thousand stone, is rare a few treasures, thousands of gold can not be bought, don't call your family's chickens ate it." Saying that, Liu Troublemaker then lifted the birdcage that circled the small mountain chicken to look at it. The shopkeeper went on to say: "you don't worry, my family hemp more." In the evening, Liu secretly opened the birdcage and put the hemp seeds in it without closing the cage. Early the next morning, Liu Tanggei yelled at the shopkeeper: "I told you to be careful, careful, you said to rest assured, look at your chickens eat my precious seeds, give me compensation! I want my three hemp seeds!" The shopkeeper took a look, really bird cage open, do not know what to say good, anxious round and round. Liu pounding ghost more and more fierce yelling, the shopkeeper had to go forward to make amends, said with a smile: "The bird has eaten well, you see how to compensate for it?" Liu Tanggui eyes turn: "This is good to do, hemp in the bird's stomach, the bird compensation to me." The shopkeeper thought: as long as you no longer look for my Ma Da on the line, a small chicken what is rare, the small chicken compensation to Liu Mischief, is compensated for the hemp.
Liu pounding ghost caught a small chicken, humming a little song and happy to another rich man's inn, Liu pounding ghost of the store owner said: "I'm a chicken is a god bird, do not fly already, a fly sky, do not sound already, a sound amazing, please put your cats in charge of your house, do not eat my bird." The shopkeeper didn't care. At night, Liu deliberately pinched the chickens "squeak" screaming, attracted the cat, ate the chickens. The next day, Liu pounded the ghost of the store owner to compensate for his small chickens, the store owner dry anxious no way, had to give the cat caught Liu pounded the ghost, is a compensation for the chicken.
Liu pounding ghost to another home, said to the owner: "This cat is a god cat, a long jump, Yasai downhill tiger, the size of the mouse is difficult to escape the claws, please look after your big yellow dog, don't bite my cat.
"Don't worry, my dog never bites the cat." The master said carelessly.
In the evening, Liu pounded the ghost chipped to the dog, violently threw the cat out of the way, the dog "woof" sound pounced on the cat bites dead. The daybreak, Liu pounding ghost will pull the master to see the dead cat, have to compensate for his God cat can not be. The owner had no choice but to pay for the cat with the dog.
Liu pounding ghost pulling the big yellow dog into a courtyard, the owner saw the big yellow dog praised, Liu pounding ghost to take the opportunity to buy a trick: "This dog is Erlang God roaring dog down to earth, wolves, insects, tigers and leopards, the smell of fear, exorcism and town of the demon, omnipotent, but he can't see mules, be careful of your mule kicked and hurt it." The master said, "My mule has good hair and will not kick your dog." As he spoke the master bolted the dog to the outside of the mule shed. It was late at night. People are asleep, Liu pounding ghost quietly pull the dog to the mule in front of the mule, the mule was shocked, raised his hind legs only once the dog kicked to death. The day just Ma Ma dawn, Liu Tanggei pretending to look around for the dog, will be in the mule shed side crying and screaming: "Damn master of the house, I told you to be careful, you bias my dog bolted to the mule in front of the mule, your mule kicked the death of my god dog, you compensate for my god dog," the master saw the situation, a moment of inattention, Liu Tanggei but the more serious: "My dog a thousand gold can not be bought, to ensure that you intend to kill my dog, you ten mules can not change my dog. If you do not compensate my dog, I want to go with you to see the official." Liu troublemaker such a mess, the shopkeeper scared six godless, pick up the wooden stick to kill this trouble mule. Liu trickster pretended to sympathize with the voice: "Alas, forget it, although the mule is not as valuable as my dog, how can I and the animals, read your honesty, the mule to compensate me." The master heard as if amnesty, hands over the reins, is compensated for the dog.
Liu Manggui led the mule to another house, the owner of the mule and his own family's horse bolted together. Liu said: "I'm this mule named 'thousand miles colt', day travel thousands of miles, night travel eight hundred, over the mountains, God's speed is unparalleled, wading through the valley, such as walking on level ground, please pay attention, do not call your horse surprised."
"Don't worry, my horse has the best temperament." The master did not care to promise.
At night, while the people are asleep, Liu Troublemaker secretly pulled the mule out and hid it, and then bolted half of the reins to the animal stakes. The next day, the owner only saw half of the reins not see the mule, anxious sweaty, looking around and no trace, Liu Tanggei pretended to think for a moment before saying: "Well, I admit my bad luck, just use this horse as a foot ride home." Liu Tanggui riding a horse, and outside to find a mule to rush away.
Walking, walking, on the face of a funeral car, look up, filial sons and daughters, in groups, big blow, very powerful. Liu muckraker intentionally mule hit a whip, and sit down across the horse hate pumping two, two legs a clip, release shouted: "horse fright 'fast flash away!" The crowd heard the sound of fleeing around. Liu muckraker dismounted and opened the coffin lid saw inside sleeping in a silk old lady, Liu muckraker to the corpse to the mule body a pack, horse whip, continue to rush.
? Walking between, only to see a lacquered door, plaque hanging high, the inscription "Zhang foreigner's residence". Another look, two stone lions in front of the door, teeth and claws, majestic, men and women in the yard, guests like clouds, listen carefully, firecrackers, whistle na sound. A inquiry, it turned out to be Zhang foreign to the eighteen-year-old daughter's birthday. Liu muckraker frowned, slow steps forward and courtyard public conversation: "Please turn to the old man, say I Liu Xiucai home to take the mother to the office, passing through the Baozhuang Zunfu, the old mother was thirsty, pleading to borrow a bowl of cold water, the grace of the borrowed water, will always be remembered." The old hospital public endowed the old man, the old man heard the showman to take office, rushed out to meet, Liu捣蛋一见张员外, hands clenched fists: "The old man, the student this box has the courtesy to pass by your house, much disturbance, hope to beg forgiveness. Students borrowed outside the big day, a wish Miss Auspicious, wealth and prosperity; two wish the old man outside the wide accumulation of virtue, blessings such as east flowing water, life than the pines of South Mountain, students traveled all over the world, widely rumored outside the great kindness and virtue." A few words of flattery said Zhang smile, hands and feet, the Liu pounding ghost treated as a guest. And ordered his daughter to personally serve 10,000 hot tea dedication. That Miss Zhang hand hot tea went up to call the old man to drink, the old man did not say, Miss Zhang close to push with a hand only to hear "snap" sound, the old woman from the horse fell down, Miss Zhang shocked, the tea bowl hit a shattered, tea shallow wet dress, half a day with his mouth open could not speak. Liu Troublemaker at first sight, pounced forward, hugging the corpse and crying. "Hey! My mom! You wa really expect to take you to the office to enjoy the glory and wealth, I did not think you life to the Yellow Springs. This revenge will not be reported, I am not your son." Zhang outside the sound rushed to, Liu pounding ghost a pulled even crying with kicking: "originally thought you are a family of books, who only your old man beard than the snow white heart than the wolf black. Pointing to your woman, my mom from the mule body lift down fell to death, I swear with you the two sides, go, we go to the county hall to see the official." The old man called in front of the flying disaster scared face like dirt, trembling, unable to come up for air, words can not speak out, just even pushed and pulled the Liu muckraker please to the upper room, a hundred bad advice. Said he was willing to bury his mother, only ask not to see the official. Liu pounding ghost crying more and more sad, crying while saying: "Well said, there is not revenge is not a gentleman, this revenge is not reported how can I stand up to my dead parents, and then my mom died and left me alone, lonely, food and clothing and warm who asked." In this situation, Zhang also feel sad, the old man felt no other way, had to say: "I only have a daughter, if you do not mind far promised to Mr. as a wife, I do not know how do you think?" "Forget the mother's revenge, with the enemy marriage, really unfilial." Mr. Liu pretended not to follow, Mr. Zhang begged bitterly. Liu muckraker see Zhang sincere, side gently sighed and said: "in that case, the student only reluctantly comply, but the student official business in the body, can not stay for a long time, after burying his mother, must be this night to marry, tomorrow morning to leave for the office, I do not know whether it is possible?" Zhang Zhang heard Liu mash promised to kiss, happy that care a lot, the day after the funeral, the night of the wedding, for Liu mash to marry. The next day, a pair of newlyweds, riding mules and horses, all the way to the dust, far away.
The world often boasts that Liu is a ghost,
and his wisdom in fighting the squire has been passed down through the ages.
There was a rich man nicknamed "Iron Rooster", who was treacherous, cunning, and used to put oil on the poor people. When he heard that the Liu muckraker resourceful, omnipotent, change the heart of the ghost plan, and Liu muckraker than high and low, one day he said to the Liu muckraker: "within three days, you can steal my family's BMW to you, if three days to steal, you have to give me a horse, but also to give me to work for free for three months. Liu Tramp has heard of him, so he clasped his hands, smiled and said: "A deal is a deal." The rich man put the home carefully arranged, the door bolted to a big black dog like a tiger, a person in the yard patrol, a person in the room on the lookout, a person riding on the horse, a person to grasp the horse's tail, a person to pull the reins of the horse, he himself is sitting in the upper room, the lantern is hanging high, through the night watch.
[if !supportLists]On the first day, ? [endif]Liu muckraker did not come.
On the second day, Mr. Liu didn't come again.
On the third day, those who guard the horse for several days at the end had closed their eyes, one by one, one by one, the rich man can not stand it, the day is almost dawn when not see the ghost of Liu Mischief to, the rich man clapped his hands and laughed: "Liu Mischief this time let me catch it. Have to give me a horse, but also give me three months of work for nothing." Said the rich man went into the bedroom snoring, everyone saw the rich man sleep, they all hold their heads and sleep. At this time, Liu Mischief came, Liu Mischief first with wine soaked steamed buns fed the dog, the dog ate the buns drunk, and then went into the kitchen, grabbed the big iron pot buckle in the dog, and the ground to sleep on the room, the room on the people sleeping on the ground. Riding on the horse to the well windlass riding, grasp the well rope, and then to the rich man door sprinkled some messy jujube thorns, all the arrangements are ready, Liu muckraking pulling the horse shouted: "Liu muckraking pulling the horse away!" After saying this, he mounted his horse and left.
A shout, the rich man's house in chaos. Sleeping on the room thought he was still on the room, do not dare to move, sleeping on the ground thought he was still on the ground, climbed up and ran hard, fell from the room, broke his leg, grabbed the windlass handle of the people shouted: "The horse tail is still in my hand!" The man who rode the windlass cried out, "I am still riding the horse!" Grasping the rope of the well called out: "The horse's reins are still in my hand," said, a grasp of the rope of the well, the windlass "bone" turn, riding in the windlass handle of the people fell into the well, the windlass handle wheel happy, grasp the windlass of the people fell out of the ten feet far, grasp the rope of the people planted a mouth gnawing mud. The rich man woke up from a beautiful dream, heard the yard ghosts crying and shouting of the disturbed sky, in a hurry like a lost dog, even shoes can not wait to put on, ran out, only to hear "mama" a sound, the red head of the date thorns zapped all over the feet of the rich man, the rich man pain all over the yard bouncing, the rich man shouted and ran into the stables to see the horse disappeared and picked up a stick, ran to the dog bolting place, angry and angry, and then ran to the horse, and then ran to the horse. Bolt the dog place, angry and cursed "dead dog why not bite it;" said swinging the stick to the big black guy, and fiercely hit down, only to hear "Wang" -! "light when", the big black pot into pieces, the big black dog also went to the west.
Liu Mischief stole the rich man's horse, and the rich man beautiful catch a meal, the rich man angry, they went to the county magistrate sued under the Liu Mischief.
After listening to the complaint of the rich man, the county governor did not believe that Liu Tanggei had such a great ability, so he brought Liu Tanggei to the county hall, and said to Liu Tanggei: "If you steal my wife's pants, you are not guilty, and I will worship you as a teacher." Liu smiled and said: "Since the adults reward face, how dare I not do, please adults to Mrs. understand, let her be careful to watch out, this night will go to steal."
In the evening, the county magistrate to Mrs. repeatedly instructed, told her to sleep do not take off their pants, and do not turn out the lights.
? In the middle of the night, Liu troublemaker found a small long bamboo tube, broke two eggs, the yolk into the bamboo tube, from the back door of the county office quietly came to the county wife's bedroom, walked into the window to see, the inside light is bright, the county wife is sleeping well Liu troublemaker licked his tongue to break the windowpaper, put the bamboo tube gently into the window, and blew the yolk of the egg into the county wife's pants. Mrs. County woke up with a start, feel not strong, take off his pants to see, yellow la la, thought he shit in his pants on the hands of the pants thrown on the ground, and fell back to sleep. Liu troublemaker look so ridiculous, they will be ready beforehand hooks tied to the bamboo tube, gently pick out the county Mrs. pants, take away.
The next day, Mr. Liu went to the county hall to talk back, the county master dumbfounded. Liu muckraker smiled and said, "From today onwards you are my disciple." After saying this, he whisked his sleeve and left.
The county magistrate hall sold the sea mouth, there is nothing to do. Only have to follow Liu Troublemaker to learn thieves to steal people.
Liu pounding ghost led his disciple to a piece of grass, Liu pounding ghost looked at the grass and said, "This is a piece of invisible grass, you take off your shoes and run over, steal things when people will not find you." The county magistrate took off his shoes, Liu Troublemaker ran in front of him with his shoes, the magistrate ran behind him, only to hear: ouch, stabbed me to death! Liu Tanggei you are again in the ghost. Liu Tanggei looked back, the county master sitting on the ground mom yo old man shouting. It turns out that this is a piece of octagonal thorns, the county master can not recognize, do not know its power, was tricked by the ghost of the Liu trick on the pawn. Liu Tanggei carrying shoes not to give him to wear, but smiled and said: "to learn the art, first suffer, run over, kung fu deep." Liu Tanggei straight away, the county master had no choice but to bite the bullet and run over. To the side of the grass, the county master's feet, buttocks have been stained with anise thorns, blood flow, the county master one by one to pull down, the pain bared his teeth, Liu pounding ghost as if nothing happened to turn around.
In the evening, Mr. Liu took the master of the county to steal. Liu muckraker pulled the county master from the high wall over, himself from a high window into a cellar, only to see the ground has a jar of honey, Liu muck
ghost found a bowl of beautiful drink a bowl, and then put the bowl on the way in when the fall leg place, and then climbed out of the window, called the county master to steal honey to eat.
The county magistrate trembling from the window climbed in, who knew a leg stepped on the bowl, "click" a sound scared of the county magistrate quickly shrink back to the body, jumped to the ground. At this time, Liu troublemaker has long been over the wall out of the yard, on the cliffside to watch the fun.
The master woke up, the master was chased all over the yard, the door is closed, can not go out, the wall is high, in a panic and can not turn over. At this time, Liu pounded on the cliffside shouted: "drill dog hole, quickly drill dog hole!" The master of the county heard, "pouncing" climbed on the ground, "giggling" to drill out. The county master is a short fat, dog hole is too small, just drilled half, the county master's legs were inside the people caught. The county master was in a hurry and shouted: "Liu Trouble Ghost quickly save me! He was grabbed by his leg." Mr. Liu asked, "Is it the left leg or the right leg?" The county magistrate said with a sobbing voice: "Left leg!" Mr. Liu said, "It doesn't matter if the right leg wasn't caught! You can't catch the left leg!" The master heard the left leg can not catch, hastily change hands to catch the right leg, in the change of hands at that moment is, the master of the county body drumming vigor. "Hoo" climbed out. Liu pounding ghost on the cliffside to see the master out of danger, and shouted: "to learn the art, have to suffer, drill dog hole, lose dog leg." By the time the master opened the door and chased him to the cliffside, Liu Manggui and the county master had long since run away.
The county magistrate went to steal the pig from the house of Liu Caijun with Liu Troublemaker, who deliberately played tricks, and the four sons of Liu Caijun's family caught the county magistrate. They put this disciple of Liu's in their pockets and beat him with a stick, and the county magistrate screamed, "Don't fight, don't fight, I'm the master!" The eldest son of Mr. Liu said, "This thief is still a master, and then to the strong beat!" In the middle of the speech, Liu Zaibao's four sons of seven hands and feet hit more powerful, the county master dead pig like sleeping on the ground light grunts, no longer dare to shout.
Liu pounding ghosts in the outside listening to the fight almost, on the Liu Zaibao home stacks lit up, Liu Zaibao's four sons look at their own stacks on fire rushed to leave the county to put out the fire.
Liu Tramp took the opportunity to sneak into the yard, put out the county master said: "This Liu Zaibao and I am the family, the heart is too poisonous, my family died in his hands, today I want to revenge the injustice, so that he died a confused." The magistrate had no place to take out his anger, so he put the sick old man into his pocket and tied the mouth of the pocket. And then tied the four hooves of the pig that was not stolen, and put it on the kang, and covered it with a good quilt.
Liu Zaibao's four children to put out the fire back, more hate thieves children, pick up the wooden stick, and hit the pocket thief. At this time only heard: "Do not fight, do not fight, I am your big." These four people heard, alas! This guy also give us as a big, hit again, to the death! The four sons of the rich man Liu's wooden stick hanging more cheerfully. Liu was beaten like a dead pig howling: "Do not hit, do not hit, I really your big!" At this time, the rich man's eldest son has a plan, listen carefully is not right, the voice is really a bit like big. So he rushed to the bed to see the quilt wrapped tightly, he pushed and called "big" inside "hum", he pushed and called "big" inside is still "He pushed and shouted again, but there was still a grunt inside. The eldest son turned around and ran into the yard and said, "Dai is on the bed and out of the water! This son of a bitch is a thief, but even for us as the old man, continue to fight! These four people you one I one, three times will be the Lord's old skin bloated.
Liu Zaibao's four sons poured out the pockets of people look, really is his old man's body, the whole family cried loudly, rushed to his old man to do the aftermath.
At this time, the county governor has long been running no trace of no shadow, but the ghost of the Liu pounding in the grain hoard inside to see the trick. Waiting until the Liu family is about to bury the people, Liu Trouble Ghost and take the opportunity to steal out of the coffin of the body of Liu Zaibao, stripped of a net light in the grain hoard, wearing his own clothes lying in the coffin of Liu Zaibao.
The family of Liu Zaibao cried and carried the coffin to the graveyard, just buried, suddenly the coffin lid is wide open, the dead resurrected, Liu Trouble Ghost picked out of the coffin, ran to Liu Zaibao home. Liu family members a person scared face like dirt, do not know what to do, Liu rich man's eldest son busy shouting: "the big death of the wrongful, the big live, the big live! The oldest two said "fast chase, and then can not let the big accident." The oldest three said: do not dare to chase, earlier said that the big, dead and resurrected only recognize not dare to trespass, if the hit the return of people to die, the living will also die." The oldest four then said: "Let's first burn the paper work, to build up some virtue to the big, when the big back home and then we go back." So they burned paper, money, rushed home.
Ran to the home to see, not the shadow of Liu Zaibao, looking for, he stood naked in Tuen Mun, the whole family howled and cried, screaming for heaven and earth: big ah big, you are still alive, live, how to return home, take off the clothes a dead again? You are too wronged!
Liu Troublemaker hiding in the dark to see enough hilarity, then strutting 'laughing out of the Liu family door.
Note 1 big: father. 2 skin bloated: dead
Zhangjiazhuang has a Zhang San, poor, adult barefoot in all seasons to others to pull the long work, who's the woman with him? The man was still a bachelor after 30 years, so he asked Liu to find a way to help him.
Zhang San met with Liu Manggui to explain the intention, Liu Manggui said: "As long as you listen to my words, I will give you a good daughter-in-law." Zhang San said, "Since I'm looking for your help, of course I'll listen to everything you say." Liu Tramp borrowed a set of beautiful clothes for Zhang San, Zhang San from head to toe dress up a bit, really, people rely on clothes, horses rely on the saddle palm 'after so dressed up, Zhang San is also considered to be a beautiful young man.
Zhang San followed the ghost of Liu Trouble to the Gou Zaibao Zhuang, Liu Trouble without saying anything to break into, Zhang San panicked a pull Liu Trouble: "Oops, Liu brother, you, how did you come to this place?" "Don't be afraid, follow me." Zhang San hard head with Liu Tanggei into the Gou family compound.
Beforehand, someone said to the Gou rich master to bring a person to the blind date, Gou rich master a see Zhang San think character can also heart has three satisfied, so they will to Liu Trouble Ghost asked Zhang San's family, Liu Trouble Ghost to check the words and watch the color, said the sky is full of: "Ahem, Zhang's family did not say that the wind sweeps the ground, the moon shines the light, one into the three gates, 31 pots and pans, one hundred and thirty sheep and a brother who is not afraid of the officials." Gou rich man heard the heart full of joy, on the spot agreed to the marriage, Liu Troubleshooter see the time is ripe, eyes a turn and said: "Zhang's family and no one else, the wedding on your home to do, three days later and then back to Zhang's family, how do you see it?" Gou rich man also have this intention, after Liu Trouble Ghost so said, happy since not exhaustive, it should be committed to this matter.
After three days, Zhang San happily led his wife home. The next day, Ms. Gou ran back to her parents and cried: "Zhang San poor nothing, I will not go back to the Zhang family death." Gou rich man heard, angry with the fire of three feet eight feet five, looking for Liu Mischief to scold: "Good you Liu Mischief, you Mischief to my Gou a head. My daughter is a famous girl, needle work tea and rice, all proficient, chess, poetry and literature, omnipotent, you dare to make up lies, falsehoods and liars with unruly people, abduction of my daughter, I can not let go, go! You and I to the county hall reasoning to go!" Said, will go to pull the Liu Manggui. Liu troublemaker is not panicked, do not care not to step on, see Gou rich master to pull him, then a flutter of the sleeve, not yin and Yang, not slow, said: "Alas, I said Gou rich master, Zhang San is a little poor, in that point is not as good as your family's golden lady? Moreover, Zhang San is a legitimate marriage, that is, there is a marriage certificate, and you Gou rich master personally matchmaking, face to face commitment, this 'abduction' two words from? I think you're just spitting blood. Since you want to see the official, that's good, the official is a person to see, the hall is a person on the. In the hall, I want to tell you that you are too poor to love the rich and ignorant of marriage, and then the evidence is all there, the county magistrate can not punish you for the crime? Besides, you are well read and full of Confucianism. Don't you know that a good horse doesn't have two saddles and a good woman doesn't marry two men? Your daughter's marriage to Zhang San is well known to all ages, women and children, and now you want to renege on the marriage, aren't you afraid that people will say that you are selling widows?" Liu pounding ghost a series of reasoning said Gou wealth master open-mouthed, speechless, a long time Gou wealth master grunted and said: "Then why do you lie to me?" Liu Troublemaker said: "I did not say half a word of falsehood, how do I lie to you?" Gou said, "Didn't you say that Zhang San's family wind sweeps the yard and the moon shines on the lamp?" "Yes, Zhang San poor no broom, only to wait for the wind to blow is to rely on the wind to sweep the yard, no money to buy oil, had to borrow the moonlight as a light." Liu muckraker went on to say.
"You say that Zhang San's house one into three doors?"
"No? The kiln door goes in to the kang door, and there's a stove door inside, isn't that three doors in one?"
Mr. Gou asked again, "Does Zhang San's family have thirty-one pots?"
Liu Tramp smiled and said, "Yes, of course, three stone top a pot." Gou Wealthy Master cried and laughed, "Then Zhang San's one hundred and thirty sheep?" Liu troublemaker slowly and methodically said "I said he has a white goat."
"And Zhang San's righteous elder brother?"
"I'm not talented is, I Liu Manggui afraid of that corrupt officials and bad gentry, you Gou wealth master is known far and near the old fox, how is it today? You are really "Zhou Lang wonderful plan according to the world, lost a wife and folded troops." Liu muckraker laughed at the sky, and went away, Gou wealthy people have a shame, and return to the fun.