1, what a nice day, don't say it's hot, you can sweat at home, you can sweat when you go out, you can sweat everywhere, you can steam out viruses and fat, what a good thing, this is called empathy ~
2. At that time, I had just arrived in the United States and lived "tired and tired" all day. The elevators in the school are equally crowded. I don't like it, and I'm afraid people will dislike me. The heat of working sweats me, and even I can smell a China restaurant. I always walk upstairs, and the stairs are always desolate and quiet. I always take out my wooden comb between climbing the stairs and comb my hair calmly, or comb my hair calmly. I don't want American students to know that China students all run more than a dozen blocks in one go, and go straight to school from restaurants, which has the stubbornness of belonging to animals.
3. It's all sweat. Am I in a sauna now?
4. Summer is a fire, the building is a stove, I am meat, and I steam steamed buns in my room.
5, steaming thousands of miles away, braising in Wan Li, looking inside and outside the city, waves and waves, every street corner, basic baking, indoor sauna, sweat bath, lying down is teppanyaki.
6. When the lights on the stage are lit, the dream will come on stage, and the fragments of memories will suddenly appear in my mind, and how many tears and sweat will slowly evaporate. Now I want to shine for myself. If my life can be repeated, my choice will remain the same.
7. I always feel that summer is the season with the strongest sense of existence, and the sweat that evaporates all the time proves this point. We all use various tones to complain about the aggressive arrogance of overheated summer, but we cherish it in spring, autumn and winter.
8. In the hot summer, the fiery sun hangs high in the air, desperately squeezing the light and heat into every place in the world. The air gives people the illusion that they are in a sauna, that is, in the evening, the temperature is still so high, and the sweat that is steamed is rolling down from people. The willows on the roadside are slouching listlessly, and sometimes they roll down some "sweat". At this time, only cicadas are tirelessly calling summer.
9. Because of you, I began to look forward to every gust of wind. Perhaps, it will carry your breath, and I will begin to enjoy every drop of rain. Perhaps, it will evaporate every drop of sweat on your body, and I will begin to like every white cloud. Perhaps, it once reflected your color.
2. Funny sentence 1 that finally waits until the rain stops. If you give me a glitz, I will allow you to blossom all over the world.
2. He looked at me from a distance, and his eyes were as distant and sad as rainy days.
3. Our fire should ignite the world.
4, ten years of life and death, not thinking, unforgettable. Thousands of miles away in a lonely grave, there is nowhere to talk about desolation.
5. When we were young, we cried and laughed. When we grew up, we laughed and cried.
6, has always been shallow, but deep feelings.
7. Mandarin ducks and butterflies leaning quietly on both sides of the window, they fly away-Faye's Red Line.
8. Mourning grass with horizontal sunset, half city with willow color and half flute.
Waste green wax as ruby, full of clothes and no memories.
9. Brother, I wish you a better life than death and drift from place to place.
10, memories failed.
1 1, living in this precious world, the water waves are gentle and the sun is strong-Haizi
12, see the world clearly, and then love it-romain rolland
13, for a long time, we were presumptuous and perverse.
13. After that, it's over. Everything is just a journey of bloom.
14, love is a curse, and we will all become demons. -"Long Winter"
15, under such redemption, life extends with dignity.
16, years have ruined youth year after year.
17, I miss my seventeen-year-old bicycle.
18, miss is a kind of ceremony, real memory is born.
19, to have the simplest life and the most distant dream, even if it is freezing in the cold, the road is far away.
The sun is far away, but there must be a sun.
3. Humorous short sentences 1: I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to bed.
2. The cashier said: There is no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
3. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
4. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!
5: My life has both sides A and B, and yours has both sides S and B..
6: I am a fat man, not a boor.
7: If Taiwan Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4!
8: If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
9: Snail running wildly.
10: Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
1 1: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.
12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13: The accountant said, "Come and get your salary later. I don't have any change here."
14: Can you see that I am powdered?
15: Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.
16: My name is Rain and my nickname is Runtu.
17: I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.
18: once I went out on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I denied it, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.
19: it is both house and rotten, and its future is uncertain.
20: Make a cup of Sanlu and give XX a drink.
2 1: The most mysterious department in history: relevant departments.
It is undeniable that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!
There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.
24: People have backgrounds, while I have backgrounds.
25: the ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.
26: White Horse … Where have you died! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?
27: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
28: Don't treat shrimp as seafood.
29: Please have a Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, less salt and an egg, and pack it and take it away.
30: Your mother is your father's cousin?
3 1: I have to read the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.
32: There are too many liars, and fools are obviously not enough.
33: I just killed the dragon on the road, swam across the river and climbed to the top of the tower to kiss your princess.
34: Kill you with what, my love.
35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.
36: It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.
37: others pretend to be rich in experience.
38: I am not afraid of stealing tools, but I am afraid that stealing children knows technology!
4. Say some funny sentences 1. Whoever says he loves you again in the future will smack when he goes up. If he doesn't fight back, he really loves you.
2. The realistic society has ruined my chance to be a good person! There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are going to get married? 4. Men would rather be strong and enviable than weak and pitiful! The only thing in the world that can go up without effort is age! 6. Other people's money and wealth are things outside my body. 7. The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying, and the hero is bald. 8. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black. 9. As the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, so it is better to be stupid. 10. Believe that the poorest thing in a word is begging, and you will get ahead if you don't die. 1 1. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just sealed the well. 12. Wool, who dares to say that I am not cheerful first? 13. There is the scariest book in the world, that is, Marriage Certificate 14. Making money is as hard as catching dew, but spending money is as fast as running water. A little quotation network 15. In a word, funny personality signature: I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand? 16. Now I'll tell you my wedding day. Oh, it's in the auditions. 17. Although the bird is small, it really plays the whole sky. 18. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth. 19. Life is a play, and we are all Oscar winners. 20. Not all stars shine, but also light bulbs. 2 1. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died. 22. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, just playing me. 23. At least I wear glasses, so how can I flirt with a good woman? 24. Making money is like digging with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil. 25. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you will build a bomb. 26. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me kick to the death. 27. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person. 28. The highest level of cuckoldry is the belt of three transgressions and five times. 29. Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel. 30. I used to like her broad mind, but it was nothing more than an airport! 3 1. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune. 32. Because I love you with all my heart, I can only give you up heartlessly. 33. Fat, why are you always so attached to me? 34. Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth. 35. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, but it may also be your son. 36. The face is a thing apart from the body, but it is necessary or not. Money is a necessary thing and has to be taken. 37. Even if my heart is a donkey's liver and lungs, it is enough to feed a dog's stomach. 38. Before I came to touch the flowers and twist the grass, I was already pulled out by others. 39. A lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool. 40. One sentence funny personality signature: Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be short and not regret. 4 1. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them. 42. Who is my future girlfriend in love with now? 43. Thank you for robbing my partner and letting me know that he is a dog. 44. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, so that you won't be short of calcium. 45. WeChat is awesome, and it is hard to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie. 46. I want to be your eyes, because then you won't be afraid of the arrival of the night. 47. It is now discovered that streaking in childhood is so bold. 48. Life is too short to be sexy, and a tough life needs no explanation. 49. There is a song called You are my eye. Why do I feel that I have been blind for many times? 50. If you mess with me again, I'll beat you into a cloud with a shooting star. 5 1. The mountain is not high, but the tree is spiritual; Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing. 53. Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose the beautiful one and marry it.
(Hehe, they are all searched online)