Answer: Alcohol

2 There is a pig, it walks, walks, walks to the United Kingdom, the result that he became what?

Answer: Pig

3 In the classroom, the teacher asked the students to memorize the text, piggy, puppy and kitten raised their hands, who will the teacher call?

Answer: Puppy, because of the Want Want Cents

4 Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which one of them doesn't get paid in the end?

Answer: Centipede, because it doesn't get paid for what it doesn't do

5 In the zoo, the elephant's trunk is the longest, so who has the second longest trunk?

Answer: baby elephant

6 Which fruit has the worst eyesight?

Answer: mango

7 Which two vegetables have cell phones?

Answer: turnips and greens have their own favorites

8 Why did a turtle leave only 3 footprints on a pile of poop when it walked over it?

Answer: There is a foot pinching the nose

9 Why do people walk to bed?

Answer: beds don't walk over on their own

10 The original was actually Spartan 800 warriors, why did it become 300 in the movie?

Answer: Wu Bai went to sing

11 How come Xiao Qiang can stop the car with one hand?

Answer: hit it

12 If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

Answer: if's

13 Gold, wood, water, fire and earth, whose legs are long?

Answer: the hamster

1 What in the world gets old all at once?

Answer:Bride. Because today is a bride, tomorrow is a wife.

2 How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 100 million dollars. Because of the single-mindedness!

3 How much money do you need to bring to go out in a typhoon?

Answer:40 million. Because you can't go out in a typhoon without "something ten million".

4 What kind of books can't you read when it's time to take a test?

Answer: Encyclopedia (encyclopedias).

5 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today?

[Answer]To take their place in heaven

6 Question:What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of 1,000.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of one thousand.

7 Q: What is the last name of the pencil?

Answer: xiao

Reason: sharpen (xiao) pencil.

8 Q: What does a unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).

9 QUESTION: Which number from 1 to 9 is the hardest worker and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking

Reason: one (1) does not do two (2).

10 Q: How do you make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: press it a little.

Reason: the crows are silent (press the sparrow).

11 QUESTION: Which man was the fastest runner in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of Cao Cao

12 Q: Which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!

Answer:40

Reason: Facts are better than male (bear) arguments

13 QUESTION: What happens when a pig in a pen runs out?

Answer: Wang Lihong

Reason: Coaxing it inside

14 Question: What if it comes out again?

Answer: Han Hong

Reason: still coaxing

15 September 28th is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28th?

Answer: Full moon of Confucius

16 Wolf (guess the fruit)?

Answer: Yang Peach (sheep escape)

17 What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: one more person...

18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-letter idiom)?

Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)

19 Why can bean curd hurt people?

Answer: because it's frozen tofu

20 A bus was in an accident and all the people were injured, but why was Ming okay?

Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus

21 There is a place where you can go in but not out.

Answer: The grave

22 The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the finish line?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction

23 What happened when the bell rang but none of the students were in the classroom?

Answer: Physical education class

24 Ling Ling never learned arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math is one of the best, why?

Answer: Counting from one to two

25 What did Christopher Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?

Answer: The other foot

26 Why do people say that eating fish can prevent you from getting nearsightedness?

Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes

27 What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth?

Answer: The spout of a teapot

28 What kind of official can't give orders, and has to laugh at others all the time?

Answer: Xinlang Official

29 Why did a policeman run away when he saw a thief?

Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly

30 Why does a young man eat gum every day, but people still say his breath stinks?

Answer: He swears every day.

31 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?

Answer: because trees can't jump

32 "You stand with a pig", guess an animal

Answer: elephant (像)

33 The old king shaves forty to fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?

Answer:Old King is a barber

34 What flower can't be touched

Answer:Sparkles

35 What can be used to solve all the riddles?

Answer: answer

3 6 When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?

Answer: when it's time to fix it

37 In ancient times, what man became a father-in-law before he became a father?

Answer: eunuch

38 When does someone knock on the door and you never say come in?

Answer: when you go to the toilet

39 Are black chickens better or white chickens better? Why?

Answer: Black chickens are great and can lay white eggs, white chickens can't lay black eggs.

40 Why do people like to sit and watch movies?

Answer: because your feet get sore from standing

41 What would be the effect of abolishing morning study?

Answer: Half an hour less sleep

42 The tortoise and the hare are invited to run a race, and a pig is asked to be the judge.

Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...

43 What is the similarity between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say?

Answer: nonsense

44 A farmer has a pig and a donkey in his house, do you think the farmer kills the pig or the donkey first on New Year's Day?

Answer: Would you rather kill the pig or the donkey

45 Why do airplanes fly so high without hitting the stars?

Answer: Because the stars "blink"

46 One day, a rare steak was walking down the street, when suddenly he saw a rare steak in front of him, but he paid no attention to him. Why didn't they say hello?

Answer: because they weren't cooked well

1 Who is the king of all beasts? ●The zoo director

2 What kind of person appears after death? ● People in movies

3 What kind of hat should not be worn? ● a screw cap

4 What kind of book can't you buy in a bookstore? ● Posthumous books

5 What does an elephant's left ear look like? ● right ear

6 What water never runs out? ●Tears

7 What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ●Hands and feet

8 When a family member asks a doctor about a patient and the doctor holds up five fingers, the family member cries. ●Three long and two short

9 When a chicken and a goose were placed on an iceberg at the same time, why did the chicken die but the goose did not? ●Goose is a penguin

10 What letter of the alphabet do people like to hear and listen to the most? ●CD

11 What is the secret of human longevity? ● Keep breathing, don't cut off

12 What gets bigger the more angry you get? ●Temper

13 What is a flower that blooms all year round? ●plastic flowers

14 Why does Chang E like to live on the moon? ● Chang Moth loves to eat rabbit meat

15 What is the narrowest road in what place? ● The road of wrongdoers is narrow

16 What is a fart before death also called? ●An extinct sound

17 When does someone knock on the door and you would never say come in? ● On the toilet

18 What is the world's smallest island? ●A safety island on the road

19 When the earth explodes, what is the safest place to be? ●Hell

20 A group of big, fearful men were gathering to discuss how to revitalize their manhood, when they suddenly heard that their wives were coming, and they all fled in all directions, except for one man who didn't run, why? ●They fainted from fear

21 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ●It's the character for "flat"

22 What character is used all over the world? ●Arabic numerals

23 A child and an adult were walking in the dark at night. The child was the adult's son, but the adult was not the child's father. ●Because they are mother and son

24 Two pairs of fathers and sons go to buy hats, why do they buy only three? ●Grandfather, father, and son

25 Why doesn't a hammer break an egg? ●Of course it won't break

26 A man was being chased by a tiger, and suddenly there was a big river in front of him, and he couldn't swim, but he went over it. ● fainted

27 The world boxing champion was knocked out easily by what? ● doze off

28 There was a lady who got divorced several times playing a four-letter idiom? ●前公(功)尽气(弃)

29 What is the most disadvantageous thing for a person who stutters to do? ● Make long-distance phone calls

30 When Columbus put one foot in the New World, what did he do immediately afterward? ● Put the other foot on

31 Is "Kiss" a verb, adjective, or noun? ●Conjunction

32 When a heart transplant fails and the doctor asks the dying patient what his last words are, what do you think he will say? ●In fact, you don't know my heart

33 When men drink together, why do they have to row? ●Toast to toast, but not to drink

34 What is the number when you divide an 8 into two halves? ●0

35 When does the sun come out of the west? ● when you swear

36 Is it possible that there is a newborn baby and there are two children who were born on the same day and year as him, and to the same parents, but they are not twins? ● Possibly, they were triplets

37 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? ●Open your eyes

38 A new hospital has opened in the city, with state-of-the-art equipment and excellent service. But what's strange is that it doesn't admit a single patient. ● This is a veterinary hospital

39 In winter, how can you turn ice into water immediately without heating it? ● Remove two points from the ice

40 A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat go on its way without even looking at the mouse? ●The blind cat met the dead mouse

41 Why did the peacock fly southeast instead of northwest? ●Because there is a high wall in the northwest

42 A truck driver and a motorcycle rider collided, and the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcycle rider was fine, why? ●The truck driver was not driving at the time

43 Xiao Ming's mother had three sons, the eldest only son was called Da Ming, the second son was called Er Ming, and the third son was called what? ●Of course his name was Little Ming

44 There was a young man who had to cross a river on an errand; but the river had no boat or bridge. So he swam across the river in the morning, and in only one hour he reached the other side. That afternoon, the width of the river and the speed of its flow remained the same, and more importantly, so did his swimming speed, but it took him two and a half hours to reach the other side of the river, why do you think that was? ●The two and a half hours added up to one hour

45 There was a very large ship on the sea, and it was supposed to have a crew of 60, but when it reached its 59th man, it sank into the sea! Why was this (there were no pregnant as well as overweight people present in the ship; and no heavy objects on board)? ● Don't be nervous, it's a submarine

46 What doesn't God know, you don't know, and I don't know? ● A broken shoe sole

47 There are two people, one facing south and one facing north standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in the mirror, and they are asked if they can see each other's faces? ● Of course they could, they were standing face to face

48 What egg can't be beaten, cooked, or even eaten? ● Zero eggs from the test "0"

49 Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon? ●The head hurts more

50 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' Zi is on the left. Mencius' son is on the top

51 What can you borrow without returning it? ● Borrow light

52 What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo? ●Ticket taker

53 What is the one thing that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? ●Angles

54 What increases by half when turned upside down? ●6

55 What is something that you can destroy just by calling its name? ●Silence

56 What comes often, but never really comes? ●Tomorrow

57 When Xiao Wang traveled abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents were at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang didn't know the slightest bit of a foreign language, and he wasn't deaf or mute, but he didn't feel the slightest bit inconvenienced as if he were in his own country, so why was that? ●King is a baby

58 How can you write red with a blue pen? ●Write the word "red"

59 When a car turns right, which tire does not turn? ●The spare tire

60 What happens when a natural black marble is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7? ●Sink to the bottom of the river

61 Under what circumstances will a person be septuagenarian? ● cremation

62 Vixens are the best at charming men, so what kind of vixen charms both men and women? ● Alcohol

63 Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chickens lay eggs

64 Why do two tigers fight so hard that they have to fight each other to the death?

65 Mr. Lin had an artificial heart after major surgery. When he recovered, his girlfriend immediately broke up with him. ●No true love for her

66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one can do it, two can't do it together. What is this doing? ●Dreaming

67 Black chickens are powerful or white chickens,why? ● Black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens don't lay black eggs

68 When you come home in the middle of the night and realize that you have forgotten your keys and no one else is home, what is your greatest wish? ● The door is unlocked

69 What are the benefits of having black hair? ● Not being afraid of getting a tan

70 If the world were to end tomorrow, why would anyone want to commit suicide today? ●To take up a seat in heaven

71 The manager can't cook, but there's one dish he's particularly good at, what is it? ●Fried squid

72 What kind of alcohol should not be drunk? ●Iodine

73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly toxic harmless to people? ● As long as you don't try to drink it

74 What is the one thing you don't have to put effort into hitting? ●Dozing

75 What is one thing that the people who buy it know, and the people who sell it know, but only the people who use it don't know? ●Coffin

76 It is said that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● Combined book

77 What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows

78 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, backs up and turns right, and asks where does the cow's tail face? ●Toward the ground

79 "Innate" means inherited from parents, what is "acquired"? ●The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ●Marriage

81 How is it fair to divide 9 oranges among 13 children? ● Squeeze the juice

82 What is the best way to put a pencil on the floor so that no one can cross it? ●Put it against the wall

83 Why is the Statue of Liberty always standing in New York Harbor? ●She can't sit on it

84 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? ● Trees can't jump

85 What is the one thing in the world that carries people at nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour and doesn't have to be refueled or otherwise fueled? ●Earth

86 What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her figure? ●An absolute beauty

87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ● Fear of eating their own fingers

88 What kind of person is always afraid to take a bath ● Mudman

89 Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ● South "Wu" Amitabha

90 What is it not illegal to steal? ●Snickering

91 Do you know where most modern scientists were born? ●In hospitals

92 Why do geese fly south? ●Because it's too slow to walk on their feet

93 You can eat winter squash, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin, but what squash can't you eat? ●Fool

94 There were 6 buns in the basin, 6 children got 1 each, but there was 1 left in the basin, why? ●The last child took the basin with him

95 The old king shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? ●Old King is a barber

96 There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What is it? ● It's the word "wrong"

97 What kind of car is hard to move? ●Windmill

98 Why did Ming get a model student even though he never studied?

99 How many sides does a box have? ● Two sides. The inside and the outside

100 Which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in every month