Life is like a play, with joy and sadness, hope and disappointment. Everyone’s life also has many stories, some legendary stories and some ordinary stories, but no matter what the ending of the story is Yes, that is your own life.
So, have any funny stories like jokes happened around you?
A person's life is so long, there will definitely be many stories. Today I will share with you some funny stories that happened around me.
1. My dad opened up a piece of land in my yard to grow some vegetables. One year, my dad especially liked growing potatoes. After eating, he planted another batch, and then all the potatoes he planted were Fresh potatoes were left there to germinate and then planted. One time I went to my grandpa's utility room to look for something and saw a pile of sprouted potatoes in the corner of the room. Then I told my cousins ??in the family group that my grandpa's sprouted potatoes couldn't bear to be thrown away. If any of you come over to see him, bring some fresh potatoes to replace them. Then my cousins ??changed their ways many times. One time, my dad mentioned potatoes to me. He said that I don’t know what’s going on recently. The potatoes have been left for months and they still don’t sprout. Then I asked Where did he put the potatoes? He said he would put them in grandpa’s utility room. Then I stopped talking and pretended that I didn’t know anything.
2. My cousin’s family is in the countryside. There are often sheep herders there who drive their sheep home at night and pass by the door. Once, my cousin’s daughter picked up some sheep excrement. She said it was fruit and it was good. When we were curious, her mother took a look at the so-called fruit and saw that it turned out to be sheep feces. She asked her daughter how many she had eaten. Her daughter said she had eaten three. Haha, we all laughed so hard that we all remembered it. It’s outdated, but fortunately sheep poop is not a poisonous food, so everyone should still watch their children.
3. We have a couple who likes drinking very much. They often leave their children to grandma to take care of them. The couple goes to the food stalls to eat barbecue and drink. Once when they were drinking and paying the bill, neither of them wanted to drink. I was willing to pay the bill, but maybe I was a little confused after drinking. The two of us were unwilling to do so, no matter how hard we said it. Then the boss was very helpless and told the man that if you don’t pay the bill, your wife will be arrested and made into a wife. Then The man was very angry. He said that his wife was not here, and that the person he was drinking with was just an ordinary female friend. He then said that his wife had a birthmark on her thigh, and while he was talking, he revealed some of the couple's private information. Later, because they all knew each other, the boss let the couple go home due to debt. But from that day on, everyone around them knew about the couple's boudoir affair, and everyone who saw it would laugh like a pig.
4. I often tell my daughter not to buy random toys because my mother can’t make money without a job. Then sometimes I go shopping with my daughter and ask her if she wants to buy this thing, and she says: If you don’t buy it, mom has no money. In fact, sometimes I really want to buy it for her, but she acts like an adult, which makes me dumbfounded.
The above paragraphs are true stories that happened around me.