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A brain teaser about the history teacher
why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Brain teaser) Answer: Because trees can't jump

Is the black chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Answer: black chicken, because it can lay white eggs (white chicken can't lay black eggs)

What is sleeping beauty most afraid of? (Brain teaser) Answer: Insomnia

What is the longest elephant's nose and the second longest one in the zoo? (Brain teaser) Answer: Elephant

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Brain teaser) Answer: Remove two points of ice

What climbs higher when the weather is hotter? Answer: thermometer

A little white cat fell into the river, and a little black cat rescued it. What was the first sentence of the little white cat when it landed? Answer: meow ~

Does the sun wake the rooster or does the rooster wake the sun? Answer: It's a rooster, because the sun can't crow.

Medium rare steak meets medium rare steak. Why don't they say hello? (Brain teaser) Answer: Because they are not familiar with each other

Two people went to the seaside to play. Suddenly, one person was swept away by a wave. The name of the swept away person was Xiao Ming. What was the name of the other person? Answer: Call for help

The farmer has 1 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: Because there is a rhinoceros

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? (Brain teaser) Answer: Pingzi

Why is summer vacation necessarily longer than winter vacation? Answer: heat expands and cold contracts

which snake is longer, the water snake, the python and the bamboo snake? (brain teaser) answer: green bamboo snake (haha, he has three words)

Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in one month. Which month is it? Answer: February (28 days)

What animal is most likely to fall down? (Brain teaser) Answer: Fox, because he is cunning (his feet are slippery)

September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what is October 28th? (Brain teaser) Answer: Confucius has a full moon

What are the strongest locks afraid of? (brain teaser) answer: key

dressed in green clothes, watery belly, many children, all black faces. (hit a fruit) answer: watermelon

The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after marriage. Why? (Brain teaser) Answer: She married the frog prince

What animal stays up late every day? (Brain teaser) Answer: Panda (can't you see that the eyes are black)

Why do fish live in water? Answer: because there are cats

kittens, puppies and chickens on the shore, who was the first to be called up to endorse? (brain teaser) answer: the puppy is barking because of the fairy shell (back first)

On a dark night, Xiao Li met a ghost, and the ghost fled. Why? Answer: Coward

What kind of animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger

What would you do if you had a pair of wings? Answer: Go to the hospital for examination. How can a good person grow this thing? < P >!

what gets fat faster and loses weight faster? Answer: Balloon

The office leaks everywhere on rainy days, but why didn't everyone get wet? Answer: Because no one came to work

What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married? Answer: no one came to the wedding banquet

There was a cow with its head facing north. It turned right for three times, then turned back for three times, and then turned right again. Where did its tail turn at this time? Answer: Down

Who is least afraid of cold in winter? Answer: Snowman

How did Lin Daiyu die? The answer: the answer to the mystery of falling to death: a sister Lin fell from the sky, so she didn't fall to death!

what is the biggest difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one for free

An ant accidentally fell off the plane and died. Guess how it died? Answer: Because it has been floating for too long, why is Panasonic not as strong as Sony because of starvation? Answer: panasonic (afraid of Sony Brother)

Who is taller, 2A or C? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A is lower than C)

3 Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a jasmine flower that is powerless [beautiful])

4 What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines don't intersect (banana)

5 Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: eraser. (rubber difference)

6 What are you afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 1 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 1,, just in case)

7 What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)

8 123456789 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard work. (1 don't do it, 2 don't stop)

9 How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: press it. Reason: silence (silence)

What is p>1 white plus white? Answer: White Rabbit (TWO)

11 Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: Man (jiaozi has a foreskin)

12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right, and Xiaohua is sitting behind him, whose car is it? Answer:

13 If a wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice, what became when he was picked up? Answer: Betel nut

14 Four people were playing mahjong in the house. When the police came, they took away five people. Why? Answer: Because the person they hit is called "Mahjong"

15, why can't the plane fly so high and hit the stars? Answer: because the stars will "flash"

16 One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

why didn't they say hello? Answer: Because they don't know each other

17 There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building. What became the result? Answer: Fat boy

18 Chocolate and tomato fight, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: because of the chocolate bar

19, two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead, but what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help

2 A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? Answer: green bean paste (mung bean shark)

21 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

22 What brand of car hates being touched most? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

23 Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

24 has ABCD ... 26 letters. How many letters are left after ET leaves? Answer: What are the names of 21 children whose UFOs have been driven away by ET UFO

25 days? Answer: I'm talented (born with my talent)

26 What's the name of a windy child? Answer: water rises (wind rises)

27 which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

28 Wolf, tiger or lion, who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

29 Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in springtime)

3 What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

31 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins, and her sister's name was Mary, so what was her sister's name? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

32 Don't go out if you don't have much money in rainy days? Answer: 3 (don't go out without an umbrella [3])

33 What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: You Zhu in Wang Leehom

34 pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: The pigs in Han Hong

35 pigsty are coming for the third time. What should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

36 What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[

37A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized into D in the air. D smells like rotten eggs. What are A, B, C and D?

answer: a chicken b eggs c cooked eggs d rotten eggs

38 what sword is transparent? Answer: I can't see

39 Who will give Andy Lau water to forget his feelings? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ... ……)

4 Why can't you see God's penis? Answer: The secret can't be revealed

41 Why does the little white rabbit want to be with the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg

42 Why do many dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers

43 Who cries when he thinks of his mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of mom's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu Binghua)

44 Why do you want to put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's a long story.

45 Xiaobai looks like his brother. Why? Answer: The truth comes out

46 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

47 Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (smelly)

48 Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

49 What fish is the most idiot? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

5 What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

51 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what do we call a bear without a * * * * *? Answer: the mother bear

52 The tortoise built a house in its shell and then got into it. {Guess a health care product} Answer: Cover in the middle

53 The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: A new cover with a middle cover

54 The tortoise demolished the house again, built another house, and then got into it. {Guess a health care product} Answer: Juneng Calcium

55 The puppy and rabbit went to the teacher to recite, why did the teacher let the puppy recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwangxianbei)

57 Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I'm not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong)

58 What don't you vomit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

59 Which sect of believers can't lie? Answer: Quanzhen religion

6 Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

61 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

62 Who is playing Chopin's nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's Nocturne for you)

63 Where is your pigeon hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

64 Why do lions always send to contact things in the forest? Answer: Lost contact

65 A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: 66 steamed stuffed bun with bean paste died, and his father came to seek revenge on potatoes. Potatoes know they can't beat them, so they run and run.

A river stopped the potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Who owns the Dutch bean

67 Sea? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea)

68 A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens

69 A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Still two chickens

7 A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: Idiot or two chickens

71 There is a bean. Answer: chocolate beans

72 Why doesn't the princess need to hang mosquito nets when she gets married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.