Note: the word SM is in this sense in most cases.

Sexual sadism, which is called sadomasochism in the west (sm for short), refers to the consciousness and behavior related to sadism and abuse.

Sm refers to SadoMasochism, which is a combination of Sadism and masochism. Its abbreviation is what we usually call SM. Sadism was first discovered at the end of17th century, and first appeared in literary activities and some commercial abuse services. The earliest Sadomasochism literature was of course the first to introduce the works of French writer Sade and Austrian writer Masoch, and the word Sadomasochism was coined by psychologist Richard von Krafft-Ebing through their names.

What Lao Guo wants to say is MSN

"I want to travel"-[text lines]

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(Female audience shouts: Happy New Year! )

Guo: Thank you, Big Brother! You're so confident.

Y: Is it a man with enough confidence?

Guo: Yes. This was my son just now.

Y: Right. Which was your son just now?

Guo: (gesturing to the right) Stand here. This is my son. That one over there doesn't count.

Y: That's my son.

Guo: (looking backstage) No!

Y: Whatever.

Guo: His mother is poor enough. Like a big eye lamp. Chinese New Year, Beijing Deyun Society sealed the box. In fact, to be honest, this is what people say in the troupe.

Y: People's rules.

K: Seal the box. Seal all the boxes of singing costumes and say that this year's performance is here. If there's anything else, we'll open the box after the Spring Festival next year. We used this name, and we didn't have any boxes backstage, so we just left with a bag for each person, which was very simple. To seal the box only means that the performance of Bing Xu's year is over.

Y: This form.

Guo: It's past 12 o'clock. Teacher Yu is an actor who stays with you for the night.

Y: You can say that.

Guo: It's so late and everyone hasn't left. Good. Listen to cross talk more often, which is interesting.

Y: Yes.

Guo: Crosstalk doesn't dare to talk about high platform education. At the very least, it can persuade people to be good and teach them to learn well. I like this art form very much. I love singing, dancing and practicing. Because I am a cultural person.

Y: You're welcome, cultural man?

Guo: That's right. Dancing and writing,

Yu: Calligraphy.

Guo: Painting, arithmetic, astronomy and geography, astrology.

Y: There is quite a lot of research.

Guo: Well, I've confused them all. Love painting, study at home, Mei Lan Zhu Ju, landscape figures,

Yu: Full painting.

Guo: I like a great painter in the Northern Song Dynasty best.

Y: Who is it?

Guo: Zhang Zeduan.

Y: Oh, famous!

Guo: You know.

Y: I know.

Guo: The painting is called Tomb Sweeping at Qingming Festival.

Y: Right,

Guo: He described the happy scene of these people, widows, who went to the grave to cry and mourn during the Qingming Festival in the Northern Song Dynasty.

Y: Oh, what?

Guo: I am most proud of this.

Y: What are you looking at? What about The Little Widow's Grave?

Guo: Tomb-sweeping Day.

Y: No. The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival.

Guo: Go to the monk for a picture?

Y: Then what are you going to do?

Guo: What is there to gain?

Y: Yes, the picture on the river.

Guo: The picture on the river. Painting, find someone else to learn.

Y: Copy.

Guo: We really can't see it. It's in the Forbidden City.

Y: Right,

Guo: Let's buy that painting. Look, follow the picture. It's as real as it is.

Y: Oh, just like that?

Guo: Learn. After painting, do the old ones, send them to Panjiayuan, hang them there, and sell them to foreigners.

Y: You are a fake painter.

Guo: works of art, which foreigners recognize, look good. It's getting old and yellow, and he likes it very much.

Y: Yes, yes.

Guo: I'll hang up when I go home. I'll be here in a few days. Why is it raining when I buy it back? Why is the room so ashamed?

Y: Do you pee to get old?

Guo: Carry forward the quintessence of Chinese culture.

Y: Where is the quintessence of Chinese culture?

Guo: Painting, practicing calligraphy, nothing to do at home, hey, apply for a certificate. This.

Y: apply for a certificate? Apply for a certificate!

Guo: Why don't you write "dismantle" and draw a circle? Love to write this.

Y: Can you write something useful?

Guo: I like this,

Y: It's good to apply for a certificate.

Guo: Because for myself, I have a wide range of hobbies, such as astronomy, geography and Iblis.

Y: Full study?

Guo: Hey, it is possible for me to study pediatrics or something one day and get a spaceship.

Y: Do you get a spaceship yourself?

Guo: Sell some tin sheets, and smash them.

Y: How about a chimney?

Guo: As for spaceships,

Y: Really?

Guo: Shuttle through time tunnel.

Y: Oh.

Guo: Put the boat in the time tunnel, sit still, close the door and insert the bolt inside.

Y: Huh? There are pins?

Guo: Turn the key, once you give the oil, you will be able to shuttle through the time tunnel, and this telephone pole on both sides, swish swish, I love this.

Y: You are not shuttling in time tunnel, you are driving a motorcycle in this black alley.

Guo: Studying science, you don't understand this. This high-tech, computer, I first came into contact with computers,

Y: Really?

Guo: When I first came out, many people didn't know it. We were already playing computer at home. Let's start.

Y: You are smashing a computer, not playing it.

Guo: Playing computer.

Y: Playing dulcimer. What are you?

Guo: chatting, chatting on the internet, typing,

Y: That's OK.

Guo: With netizens, we chatted on SM.

Y: Huh?

Guo: Make as much effort as you can.

Y: All right, all right,

Guo: Don't stop me.

Y: You still went to the hitter, didn't you? Chatting on SM?

Guo: SM, just chatting.

Y: All right, stop it. MSN, you know?

Guo: I remember there was a SM.

Y: No.

Guo: Chat, download that big movie and watch that movie made by that foreign director. I just love that.

Y: Who is it?

Guo: Speer's arm.

Y: Huh? Do you have thighs? Is it in here?

Guo: (recalling) Some have.

Y: What is there? Spielberg.

Guo: What did I say?

Y: You said Speer's arm.

Guo: You have to transfer the names of foreigners to read them.

Y: This has been transferred to this. Why do you want to tune it again?

Guo: What about that arm?

Y: It's not an arm adjustment. His name is Spielberg.

Guo: I just love watching him. He made that film really well, and the foreign languages spoken there really sounded like foreign languages. I really don't understand. I'm not lying.

Y: Yes, you certainly don't understand.

Guo: People use pictures well. It's called Speer

Y: Berg!

Guo: What's the name of Berg's big film? The Story of a Pig is very thoughtful and artistic.

Y: Really?

Guo: He made a sequel called The Story of Another Pig.

Y: Two pigs before and after.

Guo: Did you see his sequel this Spring Festival?

Y: No.

Guo: The Story of a Pot of Braised Meat.

Y: Kill the pig. This is.

Guo: OK, OK, I like this. I like this one.

Y: Eat meat?

Guo: Spielberg. You can play. You have to live for yourself, not like a teacher.

Y: What's wrong with me?

Guo: It hurts me to look at it.

Y: What's the matter?

Guo: Teacher Yu can't bear to spend money, even when he goes out to take a taxi, waiting for the bus, standing there with his shoulders, waiting for the bus. What do you say? "Waiting for the bus."

Y: Wait for the bus.

Guo: Did I say it's not coming? 8 19 or something, "no, I wait for special 2, I get special 2, I get special 2."

Y: You are a genius! You can't turn around and curse the street,

Look, your car.

Y: Your car!

Guo: You take the special 2 bus.

Y: Oh, you make it clear.

Guo: If it weren't for Beijing people's confusion about this.

Y: It's Beijing people who scold you.

Guo: You take bus No.2.

Y: Right. You'd better say so.

Guo: Just say you have a miserable life.

Y: What's so sad about this?

Guo: Look at us, traveling, watching movies, copying that ancient painting, S. . .

Yu: MSN!

Guo: Chatting has not been in vain in my life.

Y: This is not in vain.

Guo: Traveling around the world,

Y: Still traveling,

Guo: I play everywhere.

Y: play, don't take the big road,

Guo: Play, play.

Y: Soon.

Guo: What do you mean, finished playing?

Y: What you said,

Guo: I'm going to travel around the country. There are many good places in China. I like the three northeastern provinces best.

Y: The three northeastern provinces?

Guo: There are beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces!

Y: Are there beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces?

Guo: Yes, there are beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces. Alas, wherever I meet beautiful women in the country, they are basically from the three northeastern provinces.

Y: I didn't go to any good places.

Guo: there are beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces, Suzhou and Hangzhou,

Y: That's a beautiful woman.

Guo: Since ancient times, Suzhou and Hangzhou have produced beautiful women, and Shengfang in Hebei Province, which is the Shengfang in Bazhou, has produced beautiful women and crabs.

Y: Yes, is it affordable?

Guo: Sichuan, Chuanmei is affectionate, and I like Sichuan.

Y: You have nothing to do when you go out, right? Is that all?

Guo: Hunan, I love Hunan. Hunan has the best beauty in the world. I like to go anywhere, the farther away, the better, not at home, far away, Yunnan.

Y: Yunnan?

Guo: The scenery is beautiful and there are many ethnic minorities.

Y: Right.

Guo: Walking in the streets of Yunnan, ah, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng" (humming pig Bajie reciting his daughter-in-law's tune)

Y: That's where The Journey to the West was shot. Pig and Pig are all walking there.

Guo: Damn it, I won't chat with you SM another day.

Y: I have to go there to be beaten when I talk to you.

Guo: Traveling in Yunnan, walking in the street, two women came across: "Brother, look at the dance!" " What dance? "National dance." Alas, there are in Beijing. "Have you ever seen anyone without clothes?" No clothes?

Y: Ah,

Guo: I know what nationality you are without clothes. Don't look, go my way, walk forward, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng," (continue to hum Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law tune) most of the local ethnic minorities,

Y: Yes,

Guo: He has that "arrest clan" in Yunnan.

Y: Arrest the clan?

Guo: One by one.

Y: Come on, come on, there aren't any people left in this clan, are there?

Guo: Look!

Y: What do you mean by catching people?

Guo: Catch the clan.

Yu: Dai people.

Guo: Isn't Dai different from arrest?

Y: This is not universal.

Guo: Is being caught different from being caught?

Y: It's different here.

Guo: Just say Dai, the Dai who met their family.

Yu: Dai people.

Guo: Dai people didn't slip away. This ethnic group didn't slip away.

Y: Why didn't you slip away?

Guo: Get water to splash "wow" at me and get all over me. If I open my mouth, I will curse the street.

Y: What are you doing? This is the Songkran Festival.

Guo: Are they all splashed with boiling water? Make my face burn, you know?

Y: You are preparing for the story of a pot of braised pork.

Guo: You tell me your number, and I'll add you when I go back at night. I like going, I love traveling, and I have been to Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan.

Y: Really?

Guo: Hong Kong, I love Hong Kong.

Y: Hong Kong is really busy.

Guo: A big park has been built in Hong Kong, which imitates those American cartoons and cartoon characters.

Y: There is one,

Guo: Well, Bikini Park. I've never been in a bikini. I have to be good this time. I pay for a ticket. I have to have a good look in a bikini.

Y: Wait a moment, yes, it's tight inside. Bikini park?

Guo: They are all Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

Y: Not so many of these things. That's Disney Park you said.

Guo: Has it been translated? Bikini, Disney is similar.

Y: Far from it.

Guo: Yes, I'll go to the park to play, whether it's Taiwan Province or Sun Moon Lake.

Y: Right,

Guo: I'll get a box of cough syrup and I'll sell it there.

Y: Why?

Guo: After drinking this, there will be no phlegm.

Y: Where did you go to eliminate phlegm?

Guo: Do you know a place called Penghu Bay?

Y: I know,

Guo: I have to go there. I remember there was an actor named Steven Liu at that time.

Y: Ah,

Guo: Steven Liu, Zhang Wenshun, Li Wenshan and Wei Wenliang are all written. The old artist, I still remember the song he sang.

Y: What?

Guo: The evening breeze blows gently in Penghu Bay, white waves chase the beach, and there is no coconut grove chasing the setting sun, just this highland. I like this one best!

Y: Steven Liu started as a duet? You sing in the wrong tune. Macau,

Guo: Macau, where I go to gamble,

Y: Casino?

Guo: Hey, Macau has the most casinos.

Y: Yes,

Guo: I went there to gamble. That casino is bigger than this one, and the lamps are all lamps.

Y: Where are all those tubes?

Guo: The light bulb is as bright as day. In the middle of the table, I stand at a big sister's place to deal cards. I have to gamble with us in the Hong Kong underworld.

Y: Bet with them?

Guo: gamble, I stand here, he stands there, there are 40 people behind him and 40 people behind me.

Y: All bring bodyguards.

Guo: They all wear black suits, white jackets, ties and sunglasses.

Y: Oh,

Guo: The two of them stood facing each other, and as soon as we said it, we started, uh, uh, uh, uh, hey,

Y: Two gangsters are playing hopscotch.

Guo: gamble,

Y: You are smaller. Who told you that?

Guo: It's a big gamble. It's 5 cents a handful.

Y: Oh, you have seen money.

Guo: It doesn't count at home. It's better to go abroad.

Y: Traveling abroad.

Guo: I like going abroad because I like western food very much.

Y: That's the right place to go.

Guo: One hand knife, one hand fork,

Y: Right,

Guo: People bring you a plate. Cut it. There are eggs in it. Roll lettuce with sauce and the sausage. Eat it.

Y: Take a knife and fork, eat eggs and fill cakes, right?

Guo: I can have four. Another bowl of noodle soup. I love this.

Y: Chinese food is breakfast.

Guo: Abroad, tourism, have you ever been to the United States?

Y: I haven't been there.

Guo: You are only 2, you are special,

Y: Don't mention it, will you?

Guo: big plane, American travel,

Yu: oh,

Guo: There is one in America, what is it called, female, the Statue of Liberty? What is it?

Yu: Nerve?

Guo: Raise the fire and put that.

Y: The Statue of Liberty.

Guo: Right, right, good. I admire Americans for this. They are easy to learn.

Y: By the way,

Guo: The goddess holds a torch in this hand, and here is a book. People have told you, "If there is a power outage, you have to go to class!"

Y: There is no such meaning at all.

Guo: America, my favorite place. Italy, I just missed it.

Y: Don't like going?

Guo: There is nothing to see in Italy. There are only two in Italy. The first is the mafia, which is very famous. I have seen the mafia. When I was in Macau, er er er er er er hey,

Y: All right, all right,

Guo: I played once, but it was not interesting. Another one is the leaning tower of Pisa.

Y: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is good.

Guo: The leaning tower is boring. I'm tired of watching it in Beijing.

Y: Where can I find it in Beijing?

Guo: Gee, I have been with Zhang Wenshun for many years. The old gentleman's shoulders are high and low.

Y: I feel dizzy now, don't I?

Guo: Right, right, right. Italy is not going.

Y: O.

Guo: Spain doesn't mean much either.

Y: Bullfighting.

Guo: Yes, Spain is a bullfight. There are cows running in the stadium, holding cloth, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng" (and humming Pig Bajie's daughter-in-law tune).

Y: This cow must run away.

Guo: Someone here is fighting this cow with cloth. He is not alone.

Y: Several people.

Guo: Huang Jianxiang speaks, he is not alone!

Y: If you say that again, you will soon become a person.

Guo: Well, you can still fire me? This business is mine. Take the cloth, I remember it was helpful,

Y: Of course.

Guo: A lot of helpful guys, when they saw a shaking cloth, they all shouted, "Boss, look at Ben, if you don't let me, you'll lose!" "

Y: The crosstalk performers go everywhere, and they also work in the bullring.

Guo: Let's just say this. There is another place where they invited me. I didn't go, Egypt.

Y: Oh, that's an ancient country.

Guo: I have a prejudice against them. He has the Sphinx.

Y: Right,

Guo: Discrimination against women,

Y: What does that matter?

Guo: No, she has lost her virginity, and you still call names on her family. This is inappropriate. She just didn't run, you know? If you run away, you won't lose your virginity

Y: You know the mentality of this rogue very well. What didn't run away? The lion's body, the human face.

Guo: I'm not going, whatever! I heard that there is still the mummy there,

Y: That Pharaoh,

Guo: The dead man wrapped it with white cloth and put it there. If this resistance comes out, the two of them will go to Panjiayuan, and this will make a fortune.

Y: You always hold on to this. Last time, you carried two terracotta warriors and horses in Xi 'an, you know?

Guo: Did I say that?

Y: Yes.

Guo: Really? I'll carry them out. How nice.

Y: I know a lot about it,

Guo: There are also a few?

Y: Just like the Terracotta Warriors.

Guo: Where do you count at night? It's so high-tech. Count at night, a pile of mummies are lying down, come to a caretaker, 64, here! 65, here! 67, yo, 67 nobody promised, (turning to) are you free?

Y: What are you doing?

Guo: Wrap a white cloth around you and put it there.

Y: No,

Guo: Huh?

Y: My father and I are standing at the Terracotta Warriors.

Guo: If you don't tell me, I forgot.

Y: What memory do you have?

Guo: Then can't you let your father go?

Y: They are both standing.

Guo: Oh, one father and one father are standing, you two fathers,

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: Don't make trouble and don't go to Egypt. I'm not going to Thailand anyway.

Y: What's the matter?

Guo: They all go to Thailand, but I won't go.

Y: What's the matter with you?

Guo: We have a crosstalk performer named Fan Zhenyu.

Y: Right,

Guo: Go to Thailand to play.

Yu: Austria

Guo: I just got off the bus and caught up with the mutiny. I haven't put it back yet.

Y: What does it have to do with him?

Guo: It seems that he should be an empress.

Y: wishful thinking about this thing.

Guo: No, no. France is ok.

Y: OK.

Guo: Everyone praises France.

Y: Right,

Guo: Saying that China is a very rough city. I think this place is for us.

Yu: Romantic.

Guo: Slow down the waves.

Y: Your wave is fast enough. Romantic country.

Guo: I like France, and I like France best.

Y: Really?

Guo: Especially the one called the Arc de Triomphe?

Y: That's a sign.

Guo: I asked his manager, and I rented it for him.

Y: Why?

Guo: I'll build that end and burn bricks.

Y: Did you change the brick kiln?

Guo: Little Jingdezhen.

Y: Where is the small Jingdezhen?

Guo: When you go to France, you have to go to Paris. It is said that all beautiful clothes are fashionable in Paris.

Y: It's famous.

Guo: Paris is the best beauty in the world.

Y: You can't live without this either.

Guo: To Paris, do you know where to buy clothes in Paris?

Y: How should I know?

Guo: Go as a layman. Remember something. Where can I buy clothes in Paris?

Y: You said.

Guo: There is a zoo in Paris. The zoo is opposite. If you sell clothes, you have to go early. You have to be able to speak. You say you "get the goods!"

Y: You said it was Beijing Zoo, opposite the clothing wholesale market.

Guo: Just remember that I am right.

Y: If you look for it, you will find it blind.

Guo: Have you heard about another Notre Dame?

Y: Notre Dame de Paris.

Guo: As soon as I enter the big cross, I will order a naked old man. This is a loss of heart, and I am blocked by other men.

Y: Will you stop talking nonsense? Jesus, that's ...

Guo: Just nail it. How many birds can I scare by stealing it back and putting it in the field?

Y: Your father is standing there.

Guo: I like painting here. I have to go to the stew palace in France, which specializes in painting.

Y: How shameful is this?

Guo: It's cultural.

Y: The Louvre!

Guo: The Louvre is full of Qi Baishi's paintings. Radish and cabbage are well painted. You said that people painted a cabbage, hundreds of thousands. If this is a new place, alas,

Y: Why paint the vegetable market?

Guo: That's great. They are all painted by Qi Baishi, radish, cabbage, eggplant, egg leek, mutton cabbage, beef and green onions, chicken and mushrooms.

Y: What happened to Qi Baishi's net painting of stuffing?

Guo: Good painting. It's all artistic. You can learn from me,

Y: What are you studying?

Guo: It's all right to travel abroad.

Y: I like to play, too.

Guo: Don't feel bad with that bus stop.

Y: What happened when I didn't wait for Special 2?

Guo: That's right!

Y: Don't be surprised.

Guo: I often go out. I just went out the other day. I went to that Russia.

Yu: Russia,

Guo: Have you ever been there?

Y: I haven't been there.

Guo: That will be easy.

Y: Why?

Guo: I just like Russia, the beauty of Russia is the best in the world, and the Russian song "Braised Boiled in the Outskirts of Moscow". Have you heard it?

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: Russia, beautiful scenery, playing my beloved pipa,

Y: Well, you went to Russia to catch a train, didn't you?

Guo: This is a Russian song. I translated it for you.

Y: Shall I turn it with you?

Guo: I went to Russia. I just got back.

Y: Really?

Guo: Oh, buy tickets, buy first class,

Y: The plane.

Guo: I always fly first class.

Y: OK,

Guo: Unless he kicks me out,

Y: Not once.

Guo: Yes, why haven't I? It was written when I bought the ticket. Do you think you are willing to spend more money? People wrote first class, economy class, business class and standing tickets.

Y: Station ticket? There are still standing tickets on the plane?

Guo: Save money to buy a station ticket. Hold it.

Y: The plane is really swaying.

Guo: vomit, this will do.

Y: Where do you vomit?

Guo: After spitting, frame it and hang it in the Louvre.

Y: It's like stuffing after vomiting?

Guo: That's right. You're disgusting, you,

Y: Nonsense, you eat too much, you know?

Guo: Damn, I won't talk to you in the future. . . Running to the airport with a ticket, the big plane, going through security check, security check, sitting there, unbuttoning the buttons,

Y: All on?

Guo: No, you have to bring things. You have a gun. You can't go there. You said you had to bring Fang Tian's halberd and mace. This is not allowed.

Y: What is it for?

Guo: Tickle. Unbutton the button, people have security staff (doing pants-pulling)

Y: Huo! What are you doing?

Guo: It's all right. Lift it up and go!

Y: What's the matter with this addict?

Guo: Yuck! You are very vulgar!

Y: Did anyone take off their pants in the security check?

Guo: I'm afraid you'll hide a mace.

Y: That's your idea.

Guo: If you want to be happy, you can be happy. That's what it means. After the security check, people have to maintain order. The security guard said, "Go inside, don't squeeze, there are seats, and there are big seats inside."

Y: Sit down? Small male * * *.

Guo: After going through the security check, getting on the plane and going to first class, the most important thing is first class, which is spacious and has large stools, just a few rows.

Y: Yes,

Guo: Sit still. The stewardess will bring you water. First, iron your feet. People will give you the list of drinks. "What would you like to drink, sir?"

Y: What's the smell of that robbery?

Guo: It's still hooked inside.

Y: nonsense.

Guo: It's impossible to treat crosstalk as a series. Translating it into Mandarin means drinking something, including coffee, black tea, green tea, drinks, beer and cold water from wells.

Y: Are there wells that draw cold water?

Guo: Open a hole to get water.

Y: Huo!

Guo: The town is under the green radish.

Yu: the casserole radish is on the plane.

Guo: Yes, I'm sorry. You can order the menu, and everything is available. You order the food, and I'll cook it for you there, and the stewardess will fry it for you.

Y: Stewardess fried,

Guo: Hey, there are both baked steamed buns.

Y: How smoky is this?

Guo: It has a chimney on it, a semi-circular curtain in the corner, and a small tube inside the curtain.

Y: What for?

Guo: Pee,

Y: Peeing in the curtain?

Guo: whoever urinates on his hand, opens the window and falls outside after urinating,

Y: Huo!

Guo: It's all spilled on the opposite plane.

Y: Oh dear! This complex

Guo: First class! Sit here, and after a while people tell you to wear your seat belt, you don't have to wear it.

Y: Of course,

Guo: If you don't want to get to the airport before the plane.

Y: What happened when rou went out?

Guo: Wait, a flight attendant will come over later. "Guys, if you are involved, you can't push it." Everyone went down and pushed, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng," (also humming Pig Bajie's daughter-in-law tune)

Y: A group of pigs are pushing planes here.

Guo: Yuck! "Day!" What shall we do if we leave? I hate it, you know? This happens to me all the time.

Y: The plane didn't wear a seat belt. It arrived at the airport first.

Guo: What should I do? Go back and wait, sit in the waiting room, wait, eat instant noodles, eat peanuts, and then the loudspeaker shouted, "Please contact the front desk if you find the K 1546 plane."

Y: Did you lose the plane?

Guo: It happens all the time. Come later, I'm very angry. I'm a minute late and you don't wait for me. There's something wrong with you. Waiting for a day is like playing. Go, get on the plane and go to Russia, the sacred place in your heart. There are beautiful women in Russia. "Russia, beautiful scenery, playing my beloved pipa,"

Y: OK, it's not by train.

Guo: I love this. When I go to Russia, I'm happy. Look, you have to learn, local, where is fun?

Y: Traveling,

Guo: what to eat, what to wear, buy its big fur coat and drink its white wine.

Yu: highly alcoholic,

Guo: Highly alcoholic, over 10,000 degrees,

Y: Huo! Gasoline is not that high,

Guo: I just like to drink it. After drinking it, I will go to the police station to make trouble.

Y: You?

Guo: Go to the door and spit. The policeman is very kind to me. He has a wooden cage to stand in.

Y: That's called standing cage.

Guo: Yes, I like this one very much. All the people who go there are inferior to me. I play one more scenic spot than them.

Y: Do you take the station cage as a scenic spot?

Guo: It's very coke. I can't move. It's enough. Let's let it out and stroll in the street. Well, look at Russia. It's covered in white snow everywhere. "What a northland scenery!" Russia, good scenery, playing my beloved pipa, "

Y: Come on, why can't you forget this thing about Zaozhuang, Shandong?

Guo: Damn, I'm giving you a lesson. Just like you, if something happens to you abroad, no one will save you. I'm so smart, I'm still lost there.

Y: Lost in the road?

Guo: Nonsense. When the Woods are big, which country has lost its way? I was drunk in Russia, and I got lost. I couldn't find where to live. Fortunately, there was a policeman. I said excuse me, let me tell you something. The policeman said politely, "Ah, sir, what's the matter?"

Y: Take a trip to Xi 'an?

Guo: Damn, I'm confused. Please tell me where I want to go. "Oh, are you serious? Are you fake?" How do you say it really? How do you say it fake? "Really give me a hundred dollars, fake 50 cents." I thought, who can't listen to this? Give 100 yuan, tell me, I'm serious.

Y: Yes.

Guo: "Really? I don't know either. "