Not the distance between life and death,

Not far apart,

But ...

-Zhang Xiaoxian's 1997 "Single Bed in the Pocket" PS. Not Tagore.

Well, it's cliche upstairs. I know, but at the moment, all I can imagine is this sentence-"the farthest distance in the world". What distance is it?

During my training in major surgery, I will take turns to rotate in various specialties. This time, I will go to urology, and my sister Kiki will be responsible for studying in the ultrasound room. Urology? Learn sister? Yap！

In recent years, because urology needs less emergency treatment and can live only by outpatient service, the popularity of urology remains high, even the number of new entrants in this department, R 1, exceeds the total number of other surgeons.

So it's not surprising that there are female doctors. In addition to Kiki's sister, there are several other girls in urology, all of whom are residents. But ... Female doctors look at dicks? Isn't it strange? This is going to talk about all kinds of "bird affairs" of our female doctors during their medical practice.

At that time, I didn't know what the chief executive had suffered, and it was stipulated that all male doctors should be accompanied by nurses for any "contact" examination of "sexual organs" (whether male or female).

Nurses should be the third-party witnesses "in order to avoid sexual harassment" when inserting a catheter (on Foley) and changing the dressing. The patient was so embarrassed that the doctor had to wait for the nurse to do things, and the nurse had to stop working and follow others to poke his penis. There were complaints from three parties.

Only the penis can't talk, otherwise it will complain to the bird: "What the hell!"! (of course, it was preached for a long time, and everyone accepted it.) What about the female Intern? The chief seems to have forgotten the existence of this rare ethnic group, and did not stipulate it. As a result, the nurses found this loophole and loved to find our female doctor to poke the penis. At that time, my bird-watching picture book added a variety of tall, short, fat, black and white tattoos.

I once helped a 16-year-old brother on Foley, who fell into a coma after a car accident, and the whole family cried at the bedside. As a result, I only held my brother's little brother ... vibrant, alive, upright, spirited ... (Enough) Honestly, it is difficult to insert an erect * * * catheter because the urethral angle is inclined from the original. Just as I was cleaning the toilet, I poked and squeezed with the pump. When I looked up, the patient's father was laughing, his mother was covering her face, and her grandmother was blushing ... Grandpa finally squeezed out a sentence: "It's so energetic, it should be fine." 」

Sometimes you meet dead perverts. A young male patient is alive and kicking during the day. When he sees a female doctor on duty at night, he can't urinate immediately and needs catheterization. When my colleague handed over my shift, I really met him on duty and immediately asked other male colleagues for help.

Once it was the turn of natural Meng Ah Mei to be on duty, and she actually went to ON!

Me: "ho ~ why did you promise?" 」

A-mei: "Ah ... I can't help it ~"

Me: "What was the patient's expression when you were in charge of * * *? 」

She said, "The patient put his hands behind his head and sighed very hard. 」

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Me: "Meow, you pervert, he's enjoying it! Next time you meet me, I will cut it! 」

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When a female doctor meets a bird, it's so embarrassing. It's not just a matter of mindfulness, it's simply ... It's necessary to practice an invincible cheek!

So what exactly is "the furthest distance in the world"?

Today, Sister Kiki examined a young man with erectile dysfunction. After injecting vasodilators into the roots of sick birds, she examined the blood flow with ultrasound.

Tie ~ drip ~ is an artificial drug erection.

Just as the flag was flying and the birds were flying, Kiki's sister was holding the ultrasonic probe in collusion, and the patient in this box was surprised and happy: "Oh, oh, it's been a long time!" Then the patient looked at the two expressionless female doctors next to him.

I twisted my mouth and thought of this sentence-"The furthest distance in the world" is not the distance between life and death, but ... patients with erections dare not shout: "I am so cool! 」