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A Xin: This is very suitable for people who advocate Confucian culture, because Confucian culture says, don't eat meat if it is irregular. (Pointing to a plate of meat) This meat is super good, and it is very suitable for me, a Confucian scholar.
2. Marsha: We have always had a good relationship, and everything is decided by voting ...
(pointing to the monster)
Martha: Go to hell! ! ! ! (Stone, Martha, raise your hand and vote! ! ! ! ! )
Who will win today
Moderator: What do you think of your observer's vision compared with the head of the delegation? Because our program really needs to observe people's eyes.
Martha: Well, I think the monster has a better eye for observing people, because he often tells me when he sees beautiful women.
4. (The host asked to use a flower as a metaphor for one of the female hosts)
Guan You: Alocasia esculenta.
Monster: What kind of flower is that?
Guan You: No, taro is just a ...
Martha: Taro! ! !
5. Dongfeng Music Pass
Letter: Many viewers have left messages, and they really like Mayday's style of hosting, which is uncontested and uncorrupted.
Mayday: Yes.
Letter: It really made everyone very appetizing after reading it.
Stone: Amazing.
Martha: What's the relationship between appetizing and breathtaking? Did you jump a little too far?
6. (Introduction to Synchronous Recording)
Letter: In order to go to Japan for just seven days, in fact, before going to Japan, we practiced for a whole 7*7 in our own studio.
Mayday: Seventy-seven days!
Martha: How to calculate!
7. Martha: Of course, the audience who don't like the hosting style of Mayday ...
Monster & Guan You: Don't surf the Internet!
Martha: No, you can't do that. Be fair. You can also relax, it's the last episode anyway. If you have a problem, we can still let you surf the Internet.
Letter: Yes.
Martha: It doesn't matter. You can write it, however you want. We won't read it anyway.
8. Flower MV tidbits
(Martha is a guest guide, and Guan You is harassing ...)
Martha: Remember to be careful about your own safety when you come to the United States to play. Of course, this pervert may not be ... (Guan You stumbles)
Martha: This pervert is not always in America. Basically, he runs around with Mayday. You don't have to run around with Mayday, because Mayday can't catch his whereabouts, and we all know it from the newspaper.
Guan You: ...
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9. Golden G Golden Melody
(Guan you introduces love ing, there is no center at all-_-! ! ! )
Host: Are you sure this song is for you?
Mayday: Don't do this, let him speak slowly!
Martha: Be patient. Actually, listening to him feels like taking drugs.
Mayday: Repetition, psychedelic, circling ...
10. (In the music mix and match part, Guan You guessed the song independently, and the result: everyone still didn't guess all right when prompted.)
Letter: I'm sure he has the best musical background, that is, the best cushion at the bottom.
Moderator: One song is missing.
Host: I'll sing it for you, DI DI DI…… ...
Letter: It's the kind of car that will take you.
Guan you: garbage truck
1 1 A Xin: Don't test Einstein with relativity, just like don't barbecue with charcoal.
12. A Xin: The first point is that May is indispensable. The second point is to wash your hands before meals and rinse your mouth after meals. If you rinse your mouth before meals and wash your hands after meals, it won't be of much use. Isn't that right, ladies and gentlemen? What's more, you can't drive a car, and you can't drive a car. (blank for five seconds)
Monster & Martha & Stone: Right, right, right ...
13. A Xin: What do people do in summer ...
Offstage: @ $ # @ *! (I can't hear you clearly when I talk a lot)
A Xin pulled his fingers to count: You can go to the seaside to play and eat ice. What else? And the new album of Mayday! !
At that time, the atmosphere was noisy, hot and hot ... Then he added: But today, I only sing the old song XDD (suddenly cold, then sing tender).
14. A Xin: If you are male friends by the radio, if you are forced by your sister to listen (May Day), you ... just put your hand in her waist and say: You, you don't have to force me ... I will listen myself.
15. Stone: There should be a student of my classmate here. He teaches in a cram school. So I'm going to look for my classmates. XXX, where are you! (inexplicably, a bunch of people raise their hands)
Stone: Why are there more than a dozen (laughs)?
A Xin: Asexual reproduction.
16. A Xin: Thank you for letting me fall asleep where there are monsters and wake up where there is food ...
17. Martha: A Xin is anorexic. When he sees food, he says, I hate you! Then I ate the food.
18. A Xin said that he wouldn't sing online songs at the concert, but later the host said that you should sing live, just that mice love rice.
A Xin: Two mice, two mice, love rice, love rice ...
Full-court:-_-|||
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19. A Xin: Will everyone get hot?
Everyone: Yes ~ ~ ~
A Xin: Take off your clothes if you can! (People don't seem to know how to respond to him)
20. Today's MTV has them three times, and the theme is childhood things!
"Prince Noodles" and You Hongming's "Brown Sugar Water" were broadcast. As a result, when the song came back, they had the following conversation ~ Someone just said, is the brown sugar water "made of brown sugar" or "red sugar water"?
A Xin: Next time you meet Brother You, you should have a good consultation.
Monster: It's like whether a ginger duck is a "ginger duck" or a "ginger duck".
A Xin: I'm going to ask Brother Jiang about this.
2 1. (A Xin said he would help the monster introduce his new girlfriend)
A Xin: He is good at massage, and will help you strengthen the inner thigh! Can you stand it! ! XD
Monster: (shaking his head violently) Today, after Ximending sang Zhiming and Chunjiao, everyone in the audience shouted "Comfortable".
A Xin: How can you be so low-level in front of you, and Guan You hasn't done his trick yet? How can you be comfortable?
A Xin: Why are you girls so excited when you hear about dancers? Do you have jobs ...
Offstage: Working in leopard.
A Xin: The leopard? What is it? I'm pure ... I only know that there are clouded leopards in Taiwan ... It seems to be extinct soon.
Guan You: What is a leopard?
22. A Xin: As the saying goes, there are several albums to care about.
23. A Xin: "You will encounter ghosts if you walk too much at night" is an idiom that we will share with the audience today.
24.call-in: You should go to the traditional market to buy traditional drinks ...
Letter: That should be more useful for traditional heatstroke ...
Martha: Then your heatstroke may be digital.
25. A Xin: Why do you know my keyboard model? Do you want to use it for dinner? (blank for one second XD)
26. Fans asked by fax: After listening to God Ming, I found that everyone is good at singing. Is it possible to sing more songs?
Letter: ... I hate to hear such things!
Stone: Yes, we won't let you play the guitar either ~
27. A Xin: I got a good number in the college entrance examination for mathematics!
Audience: Oh, really? How many points?
A Xin: ... 5 points! ! Hello everyone, we are Mayday, haha, this number is not bad! !
28. A Xin: Hum, our primary school was also judged by teachers to be tone-deaf, and as a result! Ha ha! Now is the lead singer of Mayday! ! (Proud ...)
Martha: But I'm still tone deaf! (coldly)
29. Before "Hug" was sung, A Xin said a lot of words, urging everyone to seize the opportunity to confess tonight. As a result, there were ups and downs of "A Xin I love you", "Monster I love you" and "Martha ~ Guan You ~ Stone?
A Xin: "Please don't tell Mayday" "We can't handle so many people" ... haha.
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30. Anchor: Then will you go overseas to promote it?
A Xin: Well ... overseas ... you may have to learn to swim first.
Martha: It's not funny. Ignore him. He hasn't woken up yet.
3 1. Fax Q: Which song of the three albums do you like best? (referring to the first three albums of Mayday)
A Xin: Hmm ... I like tornadoes in Jay Chou best!
Martha: Me too! (Two idiots start laughing wildly)
A Xin: He didn't say which three ... Hahahaha!
32. Moderator: Now let's talk about, um ... what happened to the performance that you hate most?
Stone: I hate monsters breaking strings ...
Monster: You just have a problem with me!
Compere: Do monsters often break strings?
Monster: Yes, so far ... one is broken on average every day!
Guan You: (Very serious) Hmm! I hate two things ... First, sometimes ... Stop it, you four. Secondly, every time I sing "Reveal", the four of them jump around in front of me. I really want to jump, but I can't help it, so I just stand up for one scene!
Monster: You stand up? Really? It's amazing!
Compere: That result ...
Guan You: As a result ... I missed a lot ...
33. Moderator: What sports do five men do together?
A Xin: Usually, we just have one special thing, that is, there is no exercise.
34. How about tonight (broadcast)
A Xin: Welcome to Listen Tonight Good No Good (bad English)
35. Moderator: Everyone who makes music should have his favorite singer. What about you? Start with Martha!
Martha: In silence ...
Martha: In silence ...
Everyone: Speak quickly! You, you ... (It seems that the monster is the loudest! )
Martha: (laughs) I'm enjoying the awkward silence ...
36. What the audience asked: He said that you were all funny, but he thought Guan You was rather unsmiling. Really?
Guan You: No.
Monster: I think you are funny just by looking at your face.
37. Moderator: Are all five of you easily moved?
Martha: Rock it, cry baby. Drink cold water.
Stone: I remember I used to be cold-blooded. I didn't care about my skin when I was in high school. It was a rebellious period. Sometimes I see some movies crying more than before (for example). It's not right for a kid to be the father (hello).
Moderator: Like me, I will cry when I watch city hunters.
A Xin: Wow ... Then I'll prepare a box of tissues for the next time I watch One Piece.
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38. A Xin: ㄟ? I find someone quite quickly (smirking smugly).
Martha: But you seem to have been looking for Key for a long time.
39. Guan You helped Mayday buy five lunches one day.
Guan You: "Boss, I want five lunches."
Boss: "You are a singer (drummer), aren't you? The boss is a foreigner and his pronunciation is not standard. )
Guan You: "Yes. 」
Boss: "You are the five …" —— (The boss can't figure out his name? )
Guan You: "Yes. 」
Boss: "You are five ..." —— (The boss is thinking ...)
Guan You: "Yes. 」
Boss: "ㄛㄛ ~ You are the Pin Guan who has everything ... Muji. 」
40. Another time on the road ...
Two strangers: "ㄟ ~ Isn't that Muji's Pin Guan? "Go to the crown ...
Two strangers: "Pin Guan, please sign for us ..."
Guan You: "Good. 」
Two strangers: "Thank you. 」
Guan You signed the word "Pin Guan" ... (Guan You has been mistaken for Pin Guan for N times)
4 1. In other words, stars don't like to be recognized in private. Once I went to a restaurant with Martha. Then the boss (or waiter) looked at Guan You and asked: Are you Guan You of Mayday?
Think about it, Guan You. Martha sat in front of him but was not recognized. Then don't admit it at all. So he said, no ...
Boss: Oh, I thought you were. I want to give you a 10% discount ...
Guan you beat his heart hard.
42. Moderator: The song Prince's Face won't sound like a guava. I think it's great.
A Xin: Huh? I've been worried ...
Moderator: Actually, I have been asking you to come because of this song.
A Xin: Really?
Compere: Right. Because I think you should have some qualitative changes.
A Xin: Um ... I, at present, I may be in the middle. I'm not sure myself. Many people say that I have changed.
Moderator: I think you have changed.
A Xin: But, but I "poop" every day ... Isn't it funny?
Compere: You are very cold. What are you talking about?
A Xin: I have to go to the toilet once a day ...
Compere: You are bored (you are laughing like hell. ) Let's have a rest and come back ...
43. Mayday: Hello, everyone, we are ... (super low voice)
One: Our voice is so low today!
Guan You: Deep and sexy.
Letter: I can be even deeper. We don't look sexy like this. It seems that we haven't recovered from a cold for three months, and our throat is itchy. Everyone will fall asleep after listening to it. The style of Mayday is quite intellectual.
Mayday: Ha ha ha, I can't hear it.
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44. Letter: Well, it's quite lively. In fact, the process of making music is quite bitter. In the recording studio, 99% of it is not smooth. In fact, the inspiration of each song takes a long time to brew, and often the moment of success only accounts for 100 1. I would like to put it forward here and encourage you.
45. Letter: Every time I listen to the drum after the rainbow, I feel like a broken T-shirt constantly stirring in the washing machine, rubbing it up and down, washing it left and right ...
Guan You: It's really comfortable.
Letter: I want to ask our proverb, how do you think it is so comfortable to rub up and down and wash left and right?
Guan You: Didn't you see the advertisement for that washing machine?
Martha: That's because you are comfortable in clothes. You never feel comfortable in clothes.
Letter: Do you know how sad clothes are in it? Can't you feel the mood of clothes?
Martha: I'll throw you in the washing machine and wring it when I get back.
46. Xin: This song is me. I am the most handsome guy in Taipei. I can't hear it if I write my own words and music.
Xin: This song is introduced by our most romantic proverb Ming.
Mayday: Why is it a proverb?
Letter: Because the surname of Ming is Liu, he is a romantic and crazy old Liu.
47. Letter: The proverb Ming's mantra is ...
Mayday: I fell in love again ~
Guan You: That's not my pet phrase.
Martha: This is your attitude towards life.
Letter: This is your motto.
48. Entertainment is 100% white-2004 Freshwater Selling
Letter: chocolate cream, chocolate cream, a 3000 ... win today! Ha ha. (giggle! )
Monster: Hey!
Letter: 3000 yuan will be used for eating, drinking and having fun.
Monster: You might as well rob it ...
Letter (a whim): How about this (in front of a bunch of onlookers), take a photo for 50 yuan at a time, ok!
(Subtitle: Rob, too! ! ! ! ! )
49. (Letter from the sauna "Harry? Introduction of Potter's Sorcerer's Stone toy! )
Letter: The Mysterious kidney calculi Series
Monster: Yes.
Letter: It should be quite attractive!
50. Guan You (in broken thoughts): To be a man, you must keep a childlike heart, and you must keep the innocence of childhood, childhood and childhood ...
Martha: Ah! Really, then why don't you treat "women" like this
Guan You: Turn it off! (Children shouldn't be in a kick in the ass ...)
Guan You (picks up the pneumatic hammer): This is for Martha. Passers-by can hit 30 at a time.
Letter: I'm willing to hit you once 100. (Do not hesitate to act)
Monster: Come on, 100.
Letter: Give him money (super refreshing)
Monster: I will buy it in advance 10 times 10 times.
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5 1. Letter: I have a good knowledge of ringing bells. Everyone has heard the song of Class 2, Grade 3, Jay Chou!
Monster: Yes, that's table tennis.
Letter: Oh, have you heard the song "Ball on the 9th of May"?
Monster: Yes, that's pool.
Letter: So, have you heard the song "I love ringing the bell" on the next album of Mayday?
Monster: To the point.
52. (Explain why Martha wants to play Guan You)
Martha: I had a cold that day, so I wanted to talk more, but the proverb told us the truth of life. I couldn't stand it for the photographer because his hands were shaking all the time. Ming has been talking about it all the time. You know, I have sold things before. If something is approved for 500, 300 parts must be my favorite, so that the unsold parts can be recycled. I talked about it for more than ten minutes.
Guan You: The photographer keeps shaking because he thinks, Wow, I've lived for more than 30 years, and I didn't realize this until today ...
(Huo, Huo, Huo, Huo, Huo ... Huo's big)
Letter & Monster: Stop it, even I want to kick your ass!
53. (Two fir personnel are missing)
Martha: There's another guitarist and lead singer who hasn't arrived. It's a pity, otherwise … two, four, six, and then the two of them …
Monster: You can play two tables of mahjong.
54. Big-name private mirror-bag search operation
Host: Oh (picking up the monster's bag), and bags under the eyes (that is, eye masks).
Martha: The bags under his eyes are pulled on his face.
55. Letter: Actually, I am always informal, so ... (Take out the iron from my small bag! ! ! )
Monster: Come on ...
Martha: Let me explain to A Xin. A Xin is very concerned about his sideburns, and they often tilt up, so he found a place to insert some, and then "yi, yi" like this ...
56. Substitute DJ-A Xin Guanyou
Letter: It has been said on the message board that we are a pair of glasses. Is the cobra with glasses?
Guan You: And there are strange words written at the back.
Letter: What?
Guan You: God damn you ... Do we deserve that?
Letter: Yes, the one who should have been killed came yesterday. (referring to Ma Tiantian)
57. Guan You: (Foreign countries) have very, very different music styles. I think their music circle is very sound, so to speak! ! At that time, I will envy European and American orchestras. Of course, I have always hoped to have such an environment in Taiwan Province.
Letter: And the most enviable thing is that there are many FANS in foreign bands. They all wear bikinis at concerts.
Guan You: Huh? Is it?
Letter: Yes, haven't you seen the MV of the concert?
Guan You: Then, should we change the concert on 22nd and 23rd?
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58. Guan You: This song should be unheard of by many people. I still remember the song Orient Express. At that time, I was still in high school.
Letter: Oh, I was in kindergarten at that time.
Guan You: Hey! ! !
59.V Reception-Martha, Letter, Monster, Stone
(Introducing the Monkey King)
Letter: Do you know how fast I beat just now?
Martha: How fast?
Letter: 220bpm, that is, there are 220 beats a minute.
Martha: Oh, it's just ...
Letter: Let me give you an example. If I have a submachine gun in my hand, you will have 220 bullets on you for one minute. Do you know how high it is?
Martha: I don't think so! ! !
Xinxiao: I can't feel it after three rounds.
60. Entertainment follower
Reporter: I heard that your concert is scheduled for May 1st. Do you have ulterior motives to prove that May comes first?
Letter: (seriously) Well, it can't be that obvious.
6 1. Reporter: What does A Xin want to eat when he comes to Hong Kong?
Letter: dried shrimp noodles.
Reporter: What will A Xin do later?
Letter: eat dried shrimp noodles.
62. Reporter: Have you ever wanted to sing a song about Five in this concert?
Mayday: Five tigers, five tigers …
Xin (pretending to be serious): You are so naive that you should sing dancers ...
63. Reporter: Can you dance?
Martha: Little nurse at the concert.
Reporter: Then teach me to dance now.
Martha: Actually, neither A Xin nor I are casual dancers.
Letter (I don't know where to drill out to explain): No, actually I am a very casual person ...
64. Complete entertainment-star to be honest
(About "Fang Directory")
Letter: No, there is no such thing. What time is it now? It is recorded by mobile phone. I'm kidding. I can't remember that kind of thing, but the monster seems to have a copy. You can ask and have a look (and throw the hot steamed bun to others)
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65. Audience: Have you ever been harassed by crazy female fans?
Letter: No. Actually, in the past, when I saw Bonjo's music video, I said that they were signing fans' chests. At that time, I wanted to say that in the future, I would organize a group to do music and hold a fan club.
66. Letter: The craziest fan you may meet is that once in Guangdong, there was a signing ceremony in a small auditorium, and then a fan jumped from the second floor to the first floor of that auditorium. Maybe he wanted to see the front, but he could only be assigned to the second floor, so there was no way. I was really scared at that time.
Compere: Awesome, isn't that fan's foot broken? So high.
Letter: So, maybe Guangdong is the hometown of Huang Feihong!
67. Moderator: After listening to your friends' reports, do you have anything to refute?
Letter: They are no longer my friends.
68. (Shijie complained that when driving A Xin home, Xin took off his shoes. It stinks! ! ! )
Host: Does A Xin really have smelly feet?
Letter: No, how can my feet stink? ! Actually, my feet smell good. Actually, at that time, I was a soldier. You know, military boots always stink.
~ ~ ~ (explains a lot)
Compere: You know you still take off your shoes when it stinks. Are you trying to stimulate him?
Letter: I also want to go home quickly.
69. Entertainment news-A Xin's quirks
My first quirk is, er, I pay great attention to the neatness of my hair. Especially here, (talking with his hands to get his left sideburns and here, (switching his hands to his right sideburns), because I think, oh, if a person's hair is messed up, then the whole person will have no spirit. However, I always pay attention to it, but when I look back at my photos, my hair is still messy. (Laughter)
My second quirk is that when recording, I must go barefoot. And in a place where you can jump. Because, if not, I feel uncomfortable singing, as if I were tied up.
Then my third quirk is that I must poop before taking a shower. In other words, I must take a shower after I poop. Because I pay more attention to the cleanliness of my ass.
70. A Xin: It's strange that fans will touch Martha when they see her!
Kang Yong: Because he looks cute, like a fairy tale.
Monster: Is there such a fairy tale? The child will cry when he sees it.
7 1. Chronicle of Music
(Introduction: The stage design of Shanghai concert will have a long extended stage ...)
Guan You: So we will have a very long runway on this stage to let …
A Xin interrupted: Every plane takes off.
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72. Peach protein
Martha: I think he (Guan You) is actually not bad. He takes his feelings seriously, but it's not for a long time.
Guan You sighed helplessly.
Martha quickly added: no, no, I pulled it a while ago. Because, because of you, Guan You is anxious to get married …
Guan You was speechless and turned his head to look at him.
Martha panicked: I'm not in a hurry to get married. No, it's not ...
Monster & Stone: It's getting darker ...
73. "Total Entertainment"-star to be honest
Renfu: I found that A Xin didn't take many photos when he was a child, and he didn't like taking photos when he was a child.
A Xin: Yeah, so when I grow up, I will report to the world.
74. "Total Entertainment"-The members broke the news.
(A Xin is boring)
Monster: Playing mahjong in the New Year, he will steal two and hide them. Then after playing for a while, I found that there were two missing, so he just put words aside, yes, in fact, I can play like this! ! ! !
Stone: Blind ...
75. Complete Entertainment-a new book recommended by A Xin.
Renfu: Some time ago, reporters were asking, are you fighting for the celestial group or something ... What do you answer?
A Xin: It's very simple. Which group has a Tianzi is the Tiantuan. (Well, it's true! )
76. "Entertainment 100%"-Mayday Singing Competition
Guan You always said before the game that he was here for entertainment. )
Big S: Teacher, what do you think of Guan You's singing?
Judge A Xin: The most important thing for a person is not to sell himself short. When Guan You thinks he is here for entertainment today, you are actually wrong ...
Big S: What do you mean?
Guan you looked forward to ...
Judge A Xin: Because you have no entertainment today.
77. (Scoring stage)
Guan You: What about my courage to attend today?
Big S: Courage is a bonus.
Judge A Xin: Courage is for the audience who haven't tuned in yet ...
78. (Scoring stage)
Stone Judge: Guan You, I know you are a drummer in a band. Is it?
Guan You: Well, do you doubt it?
Stone Judge: So you usually play the drums. Practice the drums well ...
Guan You: I, did I hit the drum today?
Stone judge: no, no, I'd better not sing in the future.