Zhao Deping's "Please Star"
Character: Liu, manager of Sanya Cattle.
Liu: (answering the phone) Hello? Are you asking Yueru to perform again? She has no time. May I introduce you to a more famous actor? Who! His name is Liu, what! Never heard of it? That is me. Could you speak more slowly? Don't just say no, why must you say no! You burned yourself! (Put down the phone) This hurts my self-esteem! I'm Liu Zhiming, and I live on the eighth floor of the seventh district in the suburbs.
My wife is a famous actress, but she often can't perform at home. I'm alone ... grass widow, I want to know why I married her! Daughter-in-law, you're back! ?
Ru: Don't frown yet! Find me something to drink! (Liu Duanshui)
Liu: A hot face sticks to a cold ass.
Ru: (Ru discovers Liu's big bald head) You are really, how come you shaved a big bald gourd ladle!
Liu: I shaved my head and came to happiness. My appearance fee for dancing with a bald ladle was originally 200, but suddenly it was increased by 50.
Ru: That's 250!
Liu: 250 is 250, and the extra 50 is 50. Come back this time, don't go?
Ru: No, stay at home and spend time with you and your children!
Liu: How many months will you stay?
Ru: The flight is at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning!
Liu: Great! Eight o'clock tomorrow morning ... just one night? Just one night?
Ru: Look at you. You are an old married couple. Why is it worthless? The ancients said well: I don't care about eternity, I only care about going home for one night!
Liu: Yes! I must plug the door quickly, or the night will pass. ...
Ru: I'm just kidding ... [voiceover: "I came first!" " ""I walked first.
Come on! "
Liu: I will definitely ask you to perform again. Hide and cut!
[Manager Niu holds the password box, Sanya is arguing with her luggage roll, and the two enter the house; Liu eagerly pushed Ru into the back room;
Liu: Hey! How did you break in!
Niu: (seeing Liu's bald head) Wow! Big star! Hide the sky!
Liu: Wrong! I'm not hiding the sky!
Niu: Then what are you?
Liu: I am nothing. Get out! How so rude!
Bull: Don't be angry! This is my film, my surname is Niu, and my name is Niu Jin! (Pass) Come and ask for a big one.
Moon is like a performing star!
Liu: What about you?
Ya: I also invited Aunt Yueru to perform. I'm from Fengjiazhai in Houshan!
(Yue Ru heard it in the back room)
Such as: Fengjiazhai ...?
Ya: Moon is like aunt! I am the third girl of Lao Feng's family in the east of Fengjiazhai Village, Sanya, Feng. ...
Ru: Oh dear! I haven't seen you for years! What a big girl!
Ya: I am your groupie, so the village sent me to invite you to perform in our village.
Niu: Teacher, big star, I flew from 2000 miles away. Please-
Ya: Our village also wants to invite you-
Bull: Don't mess around!
Ya: Who was involved? I came first! (Two people quarrel)
Liu: Stop arguing! It's the New Year, and it's not allowed before the festival!
Ru: What are you talking about? What refused to play? Please sit down, both of you. I'm sorry to come all this way. My performance tasks are all booked up!
Liu: Please go back! Let's go!
Bull: Big Brother! I was ready for this. I won't return it until I get the stars!
Ya: If Aunt doesn't come with me, I'll sleep at the gate! (Pulling out the pillow)
Liu: (eagerly) I brought all the pillows. What a mess?
Ru: (stops Liu) Someone is looking for me. Why are you in such a hurry?
Liu: I'm in no hurry. They're not leaving! Let's go Go now!
Ru: Stand facing the wall!
Ya: Aunt. ...
ru； He is used to it. (to both of you) You both let me perform. Even if you go, you can only go to one place! (Cow quarrels with Ya)
Liu: I have to ... go nowhere! …………………………………………………………