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"If you can't tell that I like you, you can go and donate your eyes to someone in need." In this life where information exchange is indispensable, chatting with friends often share some favorite sentences with each other, and any mood can be expressed in sentences. What are the sentences you are interested in roughly? Below, we recommend the hottest jittery voice humor life copy sentences, please read, may be helpful to you!

Jitterbug's hottest humor life copy sentences (1 - 16)

1, I think it's time for me to forget a certain time. Remember you're not a spare tire, time changes everything

2, I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you - I'm not a dime a dozen. For example, this ten cent 'text message is my birthday present to you.

3, you are all grown up, some things should let you know: the sky, is used to wind and rain; the ground, is used to grow flowers and grass; I, is used to prove that mankind is how great; you are used to stew vermicelli.

4, 〖Funny Words〗When I rub the lamp three lamp God asked: what do you want to wish for I said: please take care of the person who is reading this message, may she always be happy, happy and in her disillusionment and bad luck when she shelters her

5, if you can not see that I like you, you can go to your eyes to the needy people.

6, women have countless qq number just to molest a man, men often use a qq number above full of a variety of women, you have a few numbers?

7, the night is deep, the bird sleeps, mosquitoes out of the activities. I want you, looking forward to you, doomed to sleeplessness tonight. Dreams are lost, the soul is involved, you stole the heart of how you do not return?

8, I told you how many times, go to bed early at night do not go out, you just do not listen. This is not, last night and ran to my dream, so that I do not want to wake up!

9, men four "sleep": beggars sleep is the ground sleep, and wife sleep is tax, and lover sleep is tax evasion, and sister-in-law sleep is value-added sleep.

10, since you do not know how to decide I will help you cut all the links between us

11, I can not rely only on, piece of memory to live.

12, heard? Five hundred times in the previous life, only in exchange for a rubbing shoulders in this life, like you and I such a close friend, the last life does not seem to do anything, light fucking back!

13, your future depends on your dreams. So, go to sleep.

14, as a pig can also have ideals, such as the protection of the Tang Monk in the West to get the scriptures.

15, a person does not deserve to have the best each other before they become the best themselves.

16, male: every time I think of you the stars fall a tear, the sea is so formed. Female: Every time I think of you a fart, the ozone layer is formed.

Jitterbug's hottest humorous life copy sentences (17 - 32)

17, a certain gentleman test driver's license day, especially nervous. The examiner gave him a hard time and told him to park on the side of the road where there was a fire hydrant. This gentleman especially nervous, said: "report fire hydrant, there is an examiner on the side of the road, not allowed to park!" .

18, 〖Funny Words〗If one day you remember the people who once loved you, then I will always be one of them. If one day there is no one in the world to love you, that's when I die!

19, 〖Funny Words〗Wish you: all the way to the wind, halfway to disappear; laugh often open, laugh at the death of the living!

20, and I am afraid of getting up one day, and found that they have nothing.

21, there are a lot of people on the dog is very good, but people are very bad.

22, there is a teacher overnight mahjong, see the blackboard is not wiped, angry: "Who do Zhuang today ah? Blackboard are not wiped!" .

23, there should always be a convenient way to start the day better than getting up every morning.

24, 〖Funny Words〗Out of the wife's instructions: drink less, eat more food; can not reach, stand up; drink can not be lai to lai; eat not finished, bring back.

25, the only way to get rid of temptation is to surrender to temptation.

26, the most annoying three people together, two of them suddenly whisper, like being left out

27, 〖funny gift〗dear, it's late at night, I'm in this faraway place stretching out my arms to embrace you, warmly kissing you, just like at home .......

28, I love the person who has a master, love me miserable, either in the debauchery of the bad, or in the silence of the morbid, the wife is tasteless, the lover is too tired, Miss is too expensive, nothing to open a men and women's party, break up a pair is a pair.

29, thinking of you ah really beautiful, stuffed with Xinjiang's roasted leg of lamb. Although you think of you ah fat, but in my heart have weight.

30, I'm a little vulgar a little strange, a little boring plus cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little witty plus rogue! I'm a little bit lazy, a little bit bad, a little bit witty, and a little bit scoundrel! You want to love me then love.

31, want to sweet love, really no words, rancid also line.

32, a female student, a day of self-pity, suddenly turned his head to the back of the people said: my chest hair beautiful? Scared people jumped, and said: Oh, I want to ask my eyebrows fierce or not.