1. duckling asked the duck mother: "mom, we toes in the middle of this is what ah" duck mother said: "webbing" duck cover face tears: "Do not say on not say it, why laugh at people"
2. Why auntie never sweat, because auntie is afraid to leave auntie sweat.
3. Once upon a time, there were two soft-shelled turtles that looked especially like each other, one called at home, one called out, after the end of the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick one was, and took a closer look at it, and it was the soft-shelled turtle at home.
4. Sparrow mom smelled a little sparrow: "Baby today want to tie a what hairstyle ah?" Little sparrow: "chirp ~"
5. You even I do not Pin, Pin what? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
6. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop every day to practice their guts, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day to stroll around.
7. Critters get together for dinner, only again the little elephant is very angry, it turns out that this is a weather bureau.
8. I idly grew mushrooms at home, I cooked and ate the mushrooms, poisoning, went to the hospital, the doctor said I was in a good mushroom poison.
9. You even I do not coax, then you coax who, Hong Shixian?
10. You look for Ouyang Xiu ah.
11. Teacher: four plus one is equal to how many? Xiaoming: equal to six minus one Teacher: why do you know the answer and still say so! Xiaoming: because we young people do not speak of five (Wudu)
12. The doctor gave me some pills, I accidentally knocked over the bottle, the pills crackling rolled out, hoo It turned out to be a good sound out of the pill.
13. Do you believe in religion? I'm a Muslim, and our main task is to sleep.
14. The zoo tiger to the lion green, the lion is very angry, the tiger feels very innocent, the keeper asked, only to find that the tiger has a lawyer's license.
15. I still hate you, like a neighbor who ate peppercorns and numbed the next door.
16. I ate a lot of peanuts, the more I ate, the happier I was, I looked it up, so that is a good thing will peanuts.
17. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because sadness wants to chew.
18. Just went out to buy oysters, out of the supermarket they suddenly jumped out of the bag drilled into the soil, come back to think about it, the original is consumed like mud
19. Big trucks for the first time bumped into a cab, the big truck said: "I call the big truck" Taxi said: "I called the cab! " The big truck said: "You do not call, I send you!"
20. Summer eat pudding, mosquitoes do not bite.
Online special fire super funny harmonic terrier 2022 (Part II)21. I look at the home country dog every day to live ah, carefree, so I asked it ''every day carefree secret is what'', it said ''Woof, woof, woof''
22. Just now, to see a foreigner, a mouth of fluent English is very good to hear, I asked him to send is the United States or the British sound, he said he sent is good to go out to see the electro-acoustic.
23. You like the lady wind, lovely wind, or I'm this crazy.
24. I seem to be fat, all right I accompany you to lose weight, we quit meat bla.
25. Want to pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, to pumpkin.
26. Today in ironing clothes, but how to iron it will be wrinkled, I said do not wrinkle, do not wrinkle, do not go.
27. Pretty words I will not say, but pretty I am talking.
28. Clothes are wrinkled, I take the iron can not be ironed, I said don't wrinkle ah, don't wrinkle ah, you hear me? Don't go away.
29. And in the roadside fried string, the store bought a squid whiskers, after eating feel uncomfortable all over, the doctor said I called this good empty beard (good emptiness).
30. a spider to the caterpillar to ask questions, the caterpillar said two times the spider still do not understand, and then the caterpillar said angrily: "You are a pig?" and then the spider is very aggrieved, said: "I am a spider ah. 31. Xiao Ming body uncomfortable to see a doctor, after diagnosis, the doctor said "inflammation of the throat" throat: "Hi"
32. If I call a toad toad, lovely? If I call a coyote Wolfy, only Gina thinks it's cute.
33. If Wang Zhi Chang doesn't give a change, then find Cai Yuan to compensate ah.
34.Omelette to the lotus egg confession sung by the song "This is a fried egg a little love song ~"
35.Girls have to do something a little bit bad and then God gets angry and sends you a little guy.
36.Oh my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I held back my excitement and replied: that you first pull, pull and then chat. An hour has passed, how the goddess has not finished pulling?
37. If the phone has a lot of memory, you can save a lot of self-fear, and then know their own changes: the sea of memory.
38. Omelette fell in love with the eggs, it took the guitar to the eggs home downstairs and sang: this is a small love song of omelette.
39. Yugong said to his son before he died: "move mountains, move mountains" son said: "bright crystal".
40. Just been reported by the neighbors disturbing the people, because I'm poor as a ding dong.
41. "White balloon stepped on the burst black balloon black balloon what to do?" "Confession balloon"
42. Coal can not light the fire, it turned out to be a coal problem.
43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that the frog of the heart has been touching your stomach.
44. "That girl, right, has apple muscles, smile is very natural" "You say this, is not the girl of the Android machine, smile is jammed lah"
45. I am a bear cookie, one day, I accidentally from the upstairs and fell down, and then, I broke, good night!
46. Today, I bought a dress and wore it to be very comfortable with it.
47. Why is it that in horror movies, there is a piano in a very evil house, because "the piano lives a few demons"?
48. You do not even like me, what do you like? Hi-Zero?
49. I was so hungry, so I had to clench my fist and punch myself in the stomach to help myself out of hunger.
50. Know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck accumulates mud.
51. One day, the boy wiped the table, accidentally wiped dead two ants, came a small ant, the boy asked it: "small ants, your mom and dad?" The little ant said: "You wipe dead"
52. even I do not want to What do you want Chanel?
53. To share with you the types of chili peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy, I have a birthday today spicy.
54. Even I do not coax, then you coax what? Hong Shixian?
55. The Emperor returned from his private visit, the Queen Mother met and asked, "My son this tour tired?" The emperor was shocked to say "my... ...my name is lilei? . my name is lilei?"
56. Huang Ting can not pick up the words, go to find --- ah.
58. Even the night is not simmering, you simmer what, Ollie give?
59. One day the duckling was reading a book and another duckling said to eat it quickly put the book together good duck and good duck and good duck and good duck and good.
60. pumpkin purple potatoes and peanuts are good friends, one day peanuts about them to play, pumpkin asked peanuts, and who ah, peanuts said, I purple potatoes with you, hear? I only belong to you.