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The most classic humorous allegorical saying in history
1, taking a bath in a boiling pot-an acquaintance

2, see father-in-law don't respond-blind.

3, eat pineapple and ask sweet and sour-know perfectly well past ask

4. Put nails in your pockets-everyone wants to stand out.

5. Flies sting Bodhisattva-No one smells.

6, carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people does not add energy

7. Flowers bloom on the dunghill-smelly beauty

8. The deaf see the play-feast their eyes.

9. Flies on the edge of the manger-mixed food

10, full slip big circle-support.

1 1, the stones in the Yangtze River-after the wind and waves

12, cutting the sea with a knife-inseparable

13, get the fat for bones-unwilling.

14, the sculptor doesn't give the idol a discount-he knows the background.

15, pulling the gourd and pulling the gourd-deliberately finding fault

16, rolling pin for chopsticks, basin for cups-eating and drinking

17, plastering all over-many problems

18, the dishcloth on the dining table-tasted the ups and downs.

19, steel wire wears tofu-forget it.

20, firecrackers at both ends-want to (ring) together.

2 1, eating fish without spitting bones-talking with thorns

22, the light in the kitchen-often suffer indignities

23. The pole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor

24, powder into the coffin-die proud

25, the god of wealth begging-pretending to be poor

26. Set up a shed to sell embroidery needles-the business is not big and the shelf is not small.

27, send the daughter, marry daughter-in-law-two busy.

28. Knock on the door with Huanglian in your arms-it's bitter at home.

29, ice fell into the vinegar jar-shabby

30, with a passbook into the coffin-die for money.

3 1, sitting on the bench naked-methodical

32, the jade emperor fart-air

33, grenades bomb the toilet-arouse public anger (dung)

34, tortoise's ass-this is the rule (turtle)

35, daffodils don't bloom-play dumb

36, the ferry across the river-it pays.

37, broken handle hoe-not sure

38. Daughter-in-law is pregnant-pretending to be a grandson

39. The lost child who drives the temple-it's a shame to live.

40, freshly baked iron-pure heart

4 1, widows beat their children-reluctant

42, coffin shop business-make dead money

43, Hanshan Temple clock-can't move.

44. Monks dig holes in the wall-the temple is wonderful.

45, the wall clock in the waiting room-the mass view

46, tiger's mouth pulling teeth-courage is not small

47, gourd ladle fishing jiaozi-dripping water.

48. Cut soybeans into filaments-Kung Fu is home.

49. I was in a hurry and ran into a slow doctor-I was in a hurry.

50. Beggars sing-fake happiness

5 1 Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you run wild.

52, the cook March-take the fall for others

53, chihuo powder flower arrangement-shameless.

54, 21 days without a chicken-bad guy

55, "Hundred Family Names" removes Zhao-the opening is money.

56, bats with chicken feathers-what kind of bird are you?

57, flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bee)

58, the water in the teapot-get out of here.

59. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar

60, big fire bamboo forest-a bachelor