3. Policewoman: Do you like good policemen? Or a bad COP?
4. snow pea: How many rounds do you want?
5. Brand Kegan Rodhe: In the dark night, you need a light to illuminate the road at night. I burned myself, but it also made you and I never embrace each other.
6, little mage: I am the devil, don't laugh!
7. fallen angels: What was my last life?
Ironman: It's time to chop them up.
9, big mouth, once upon a time there was a monster, he has been eating, how to eat enough, and finally he ate himself.
10, Scorpio: My stinger won't let you down.
1 1, Sivir: Enjoy your last breath.
12, Night Hunter: I was born in darkness, and I will die in darkness. I want my silver crossbow to end the evil in this world.
13, monkey: I can turn over 108,000 miles with one somersault.
14, blade will: the blade that has been separated from my hand has been flying, and I am constantly getting stronger, just to protect our home, and I am waiting for your return!
15, death singer: The song is over, the flowers are gone, and the Iraqi people have passed away, leaving only a sigh.
16, I love you: I thought you would never choose me.
17, doomsday: doomsday, finally coming. Yes, my master. I know you're scared.
18, clockwork: Their sounds are so strange.
19, Grandmaster at Arms: I know that you are tired of the weapon in your hand. I watched you leave and lit up the street lamp at dusk to light up your way home.
20. Mai Ling Gunner: I really want to shoot something.
2 1, Master Yi: My sword is your sword.
22. Bomber: Hum! That only shows that you are a soft egg and nothing else!
23. Dog Head: Even angels dare not set foot here.
24, Berserker: My axe has long been thirsty!
25, the shadow of the blade: swords and swords, a heart of stone, only you know that I am still so fragile and easy to be sentimental under the hidden fog.
26. Time Guardian: What's the dream?
Doom: I don't have a brain, but soon neither do you.
28. EZ: A handsome guy like me is the protagonist in other games.
29, blasting ghosts: try the big guy!
Leona: Don't stare at people so directly.
3 1, steel ambassador: Why do you laugh at me for taking the hammer and shield? I won't be hurt with you, but you don't know that it is you who will hurt me.
Carter: Give me a break. I seem a little dizzy.
The Crystal Vanguard: You have been afraid of my stinger. Don't be afraid. Let me draw you to my side with my stinger.
34. barbarian king: My broadsword has long been thirsty.
35. Bear: Where is Annie's bear? How should I know? Crying kids!
36. Planck: Hey, scare me!
37. Wandering mage: Let's go, let's go!
38, Wind Girl: As long as 998, it will make you feel so cool that you can't breathe.
Grandmaster at Arms: I didn't expect to be back again.
40. Feddick: I don't have a brain, but soon you won't either!
4 1, Prince Demassia: My life has established my position, I am full of splendor and unlimited power, and I prefer to be with you!
42. Barrel: I have never had such a situation when drinking, but I accidentally spilled the wine!
43. Master Yi: I have been rushing forward, shuttling between people, trying to make the overwhelming scenery make me miss you fade away.
44. Airplane: Many people like to masturbate, which is unfair to airplanes!
45. Metal Master: It's all you need, fool.
46. Tyrone: Another corpse in the gutter.
47. Bing Bing: I can shoot very accurately. Do you want a shot?
48. Mondo: Mondo, go wherever you want. Mondo, cut.
49. Twisted Fate: Every card is a miss for you. I won all the bets, but I can't win back your love.
50. Fire Man: The world will disappear in flames.
5 1, Ainevia: It's silly and naive.
Planck: I haven't got weak feet yet, mud legs!
Captain: Dog leg, I'm not weak yet.
Policewoman: Sorry boy, I left my leather gloves at home.
55. brits: Bones are just poor substitutes.
56. Blade of Exile: Even if the road ahead is confused, even if the sky is separated, even if the blade in my hand is broken, it can't stop me from finding your way.
57. Daughter of Darkness: I always worry you so much, whether you will always become it and guard by my side.
58. Doom: I don't have too many complaints. Crows all over the sky are my friends. This is enough.
59. Card: What? Looking for my fortune telling? I don't know anything about tarot cards or anything.
60. Isoriel: It's time to perform real skills!
6 1, Dawn: The sun rises as usual no matter whether it is windy or rainy.
62. Witchcraft Demon Ji: When the black rose blooms quietly, who can understand my heart except the mirror?
63. Aircraft: Ace pilot applied for battle.
64. Ash: Do you want some rounds?
65. bloodsucking is expensive: something is flowing out.
66. Bloody Hunter: Anemic sister is my favorite.
Suo Laka: Let me lead you to victory.
Jia Wen: Get the rest of your team. I'll wait for your here.
69. Cogas: For you, death is not the end. Because you will always be a part of me!
Fourth Brother: Your head is so deformed that I can't even use your skull.
7 1, Annie: Do you want to come and play? It's fun!
72. Prince: Who dares to disobey my will?
73. Mogana: I will make you feel better.
74, small gun: small gunner, no troubles. Sit and watch fireworks float on the battlefield.
75. fallen angels: Some people say that they were angels with broken wings in their last life, but what was my last life?
76. Raven: When broken arrow is rebuilt, when the knight returns!
77. Metal Master: I know my pain all over. I have no choice but to leave with your soul!
78. Bounty: I have two guns, one is called Shooting, and the other is called Ah ~ How about it? Do you like it?
79. The enchantress: It's time to perform magic. The black rose will bloom again.
80. Wukong: What is the essence is the most important thing.
8 1, Master Yi: My sword is your sword.
82. Kutcher: Now I have reached the limit!
Fourth Brother: Let me sing an elegy for your death.
Kayle The Judicator: Who has taken my hearthstone?
85, ominous blade: only rapid rotation can stop my tears and forget your appearance.
86. Blind monk: I blindfolded myself and just wanted to remember the last look at you. I blinded my eyes just to remember the lost beauty.
87. Monkey King: Summoner, we can leave the mouse and wait for victory!
88. Brilliant girl: I always remember the agreement between you and me. The bright beams of light are all bright for you.
89. Bloodthirsty Hunter: I can smell the enemy in the air. I have worked hard, but why can't I find your trace!
90. Counselor: Please click less. Are you wearing my cane?
9 1 Card: What? Looking for my fortune telling? Don't be ridiculous. I don't know any tarot cards.
92. Dragon Turtle: The creature I hate most is a blue hedgehog, because I can't outrun him.
93. Twilight Eye: I really want to be with you, but you don't allow me. It doesn't matter. I will still be there when you need help.
94. Stone Man: Rock-solid.
95. Debon Manager: They all say that I am a strange person wearing oriental armor, but I just want to stand in the front and protect my friends with my pike.
Swift Scout: I planted mushrooms all the way just to let you know the way home.
Snow pea: Please don't be afraid when the crystal arrow shoots at you, just to make you stop for a moment so that I can catch up with you.
98. Fire Woman: Are you coming to play, too? It's fun.
Planck: I want to make you a good friend!
100, Alista: Nothing can repel me!
10 1, Zhao Xin: A chrysanthemum arrived first, and then the gun was like a dragon. The pike is here, and the chrysanthemum is here.
102, barbarian king: Summoner, what was your most brilliant moment? Was it WCG? My greatest moment is when I make big moves.
103, blind monk: control the enemy, control yourself.
104, Undead: Strictly speaking, I am dead.
105, Galen: He is here.
106, violent heart: My love for you is like lightning, violent and intense, and the flying darts are my thoughts to you.
107, Fizz the Tidal Trickster: I come from the deep sea. I have no friends. Nobody plays with me. Only the giant shark is my friend. Would you like to play with it?
108, troll: I can bet you that I can hit the enemy's hot springs from our hot springs with a stick.
109, Xiao Bao: I want to shoot something.
1 10 Crocodile: Who is the next piece of meat on the chopping block?
1 1 1, crocodile: both fat meat and lean meat are good meat.
1 12, Galen: Let's finish it quickly, my head is a little dizzy.
1 13, Teemo: I'm going to explore the road ahead.
1 14, Cogas: Summoner, your demons are stirring!
1 15, ice crystal phoenix: the ice and snow all over the sky have frozen my heart, but it can't freeze the justice in my heart. I would like to freeze the evil in this world with my cold body.
1 16, Mummy of Mourning: I woke up, but I don't remember anything. I was scared. I wrapped my body and cried alone in the dark.
1 17, Dad Xiong: Welcome to the storm!
1 18, Zhao Xin: Even if the enemy is outnumbered, Mo Jiang can take the head of the enemy general from the army!
1 19, blade master: More eyes is to see more clearly.
120, dog head: the death sacrifice is about to begin, and your internal organs will be used for divination!
12 1, Maud Caesar: Just click it, fool!
122, Casadin: Try again.
123, widow maker: screaming or something, favorite.
124, Good Luck Sister: Shut your mouth, kid, or you will lie on the ground and wait for rebirth.
125, Captain: Come on, beauty.
126, plane: basic feelings are burning!
127, dog head: life and death go on and on, we live and they die.
128, Annie: You are so sharp, and you are ashamed to lose to the little girl.
129, undead: don't make 2 again!
130, barbarian king: My broadsword has long been thirsty.
13 1, extra-legal fanatic: I'm a fugitive, just to follow your footsteps, but I don't want to be teased by fate, which always makes you live far apart.
132, Debang manager: A little cold mountain arrived first, and then the gun was like a dragon.
133, Planck: Have fun in the deep sea, landlubber!
134, Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss: I also hope that the day when I turn into a butterfly will be no longer gray and painful, and I won't let my ugly appearance scare you.
135, alchemist: shaking makes you dizzy.
136, Widow Maker: Things are different, but I still wear my wedding clothes and look for you in the dark.
137, Stone Man: I also jumped out of a stone, why not a monkey?
138, alchemy: staggering, shaking or not shaking is a question.
139, Glory: I like battle plans best.
140, bounty: Are you sure you can get me?
14 1, Mouth: It's time for dinner.
142, nightmare: Are you my nightmare? I'm your nightmare!
143, Dr. Mundo the Madman of Zaun: I can go wherever I want, but I just want to enter your heart.
144, Busy Monk: Make your dream come true with my hands.
145, Crocodile: Nereus won't always escape from me.
146, the evil little wizard: death will also tremble because of my appearance.
147, metal: one click is enough, idiot!
148, barbarian king: This will be a massacre!
149, dog head: Your body will slowly dissipate and become eternal! Like sand in the desert.
150, Time and Space: Do you know that I fell asleep while traveling in time and space? What's the name? What's the dream?
15 1, Mailin Gunner: Little Gunner, seldom bothered, just sit and watch the fireworks float. Did you fall? Did you collapse?
152, Rammus: I put on my armor and stood in front of you. Thousands of concerns only turned into one sentence: Be careful.
153, Monkey: Summoner, we can drop the mouse and wait for victory.
154, plane: I'm going to the limit.
155, Children of Darkness: Have you seen my little bear?
156, arrow of punishment: for you to fall into hell, the body covered with evil power, the face that has been corroded by dark toxins. Everything, just for your revenge.
157, Mondo: Hey, Mondo thinks you are an old lady.
158, werewolf: Don't run, sweetheart.
159, Debon's general manager: long guns are in place, and guns are like dragons.
160, Predator: Are you afraid? Summoner? Good luck sister: I always shoot first!
16 1, Taric: You like purity, so I made jewels into armor, but you can't be reflected in the shining light.
162, Maud Caesar Evelyn: It never rains but it pours.
163, Widow: It takes a lot of effort to walk like this in high heels.
164, Sivir: No brain A will do. Why bother?
Lol league of legends funny quotations
1, dog head: life and death go on and on, we live and they die. 2. barbarian king: My broadsword is already thirsty.
3. barbarian king: Summoner, what is your most brilliant moment? Is it WCG? My greatest moment is when I make big moves.
Troll: I can bet you that I can hit the enemy's hot springs from our hot springs with a stick.
5. Maud Caesar: Just click it, fool!
6. Son of Darkness: Have you seen my little bear?
7. Feddick: I don't have a brain, but soon you won't either!
The Crystal Vanguard: You have been afraid of my stinger. Don't be afraid. Let me draw you to my side with my stinger.
9. Mondo: Hey, Mondo thinks you are an old lady.
10, Mummy of Mourning: I woke up, but I don't remember anything. I was scared. I wrapped my body and cried alone in the dark.
1 1, Monkey: Summoner, we can drop the mouse and wait for victory.
12, blade will: the blade that has been separated from my hand has been flying, and I am constantly getting stronger, just to protect our home, and I am waiting for your return!
13, plane: Many people like to hit the plane, which is unfair to the plane!
14, Prince: Who dares to disobey my will?
15, undead: Strictly speaking, I am dead.
16, werewolf: Don't run, sweetheart.
17, Dr. Mundo the Madman of Zaun: I can go wherever I want, but I just want to enter your heart.
18, Dog Head: Even angels dare not set foot here.
19, plane: I am going to the limit.
Policewoman: Sorry, teenager, I left my leather gloves at home.
2 1, bloody hunter: anemic sister or something.
22. Scorpio: I miss the past. I am very cute. Unfortunately, you can't see it now.
23. Brilliant girl: I always remember the agreement between you and me. The bright beams of light are all bright for you.
24. Time and Space: Do you know that I fell asleep while traveling in time and space? What's the name? What's the dream?
25. Debon Manager: They all say that I am a strange person wearing oriental armor, but I just want to stand in the front and protect my friends with my pike.
26, Berserker: My axe has long been thirsty!
27. Big mouth: It's time for dinner.
Doom: I don't have a brain, but soon neither do you.
29. Metal: One click is enough, idiot!
30. brits: Bones are just poor substitutes.
3 1, the evil little wizard's: death will also tremble because of my appearance.
32. Extralegal fanatic: Desperate for the end of the world, just to follow your footsteps, but don't want to play tricks on fate, always leaving you and me far apart.
33. Metal Master: I know my pain all over. I have no choice but to leave with your soul!
34. Raven: On the day when broken arrow was recast, the knight returned.
35. Crocodile: Fat meat and lean meat are good meat.
Brand Kegan Rodhe: In the dark night, you need a light to illuminate the road at night. I burned myself, but it also made you and I never embrace each other.
37. Tyrone: Another corpse in the gutter.
38. Doom: I don't have too many complaints. Crows all over the sky are my friends. This is enough.
Master Yi: My sword is your sword.
Snow pea: Please don't be afraid when the crystal arrow shoots at you, just to make you stop for a moment so that I can catch up with you.
4 1, Annie: You are so sharp. You are ashamed to lose to the little girl.
Grandmaster at Arms: I didn't expect to be back again.
43. Blind Monk: Control the enemy and control yourself.
44. Metal Master: It's all you need, fool.
I love you: I thought you would never choose me.
46, Wind Girl: As long as 998, it will make you feel so cool that you can't breathe.
47. Fire Woman: Are you coming to play, too? It's fun.
Master Yi: My sword is your sword.
49. Bomber: Hum! That only shows that you are a soft egg and nothing else!
50. Blind monk: I blindfolded myself and just wanted to remember the last look at you. I blinded my eyes just to remember the lost beauty.
5 1, Suo Laka: Let me lead you to victory.
Crocodile: Nereus won't always escape from me.
53. Sivir: No brain A will do. Why bother?
54. Wandering mage: Let's go, let's go!
55. Mogana: I will make you feel better.
Barbarian king: This will be a massacre!
57. Mondo: Mondo, go wherever you want. Mondo, cut.
58. Twilight Eye: I really want to be with you, but you don't allow me. It doesn't matter. I will still be there when you need help.
Lol, a classic funny quotation.
Lol, a classic funny quotation.
1, ducks can't fly, and they can't fly all the time, although they have wings.
2. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
3, funny quotations-love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.
4. When I paid the phone bill, I found that my words were so valuable.
5. After a long time, I was still in tears after someone accidentally touched me.
6, half smiling face, half tears, you only see the cross section of my brother.
7. Love is like a joke. It kills others and hurts yourself.
8. I have to admire my female friends, wearing super shorts on such a cold day.
9. In your heart, Russia will always be a clown, and your love is great for Russia.
10, the days of subversion, let me have no night and day.
1 1, I think the world is colorful, because I brought Cosmetic Contact Lenses.
12, the most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that make you move.
13, people in this life, planted wait for a while is full of pits.
14, if the sky is affectionate, die early. Live great and die under flowers.
15, nowadays people are following the trend and like to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.
16. I'm sorry I didn't come to your wedding. I will definitely come next time.
17. Make chopsticks in your next life, so you won't be lonely.
18, I left with my eyebrows drooping, just as I made faces.
19, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.
20. Riding a broom makes you think you are Harry Potter.
2 1, during the exam, I suddenly found that I had never studied.
22. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.
23. Many people think they are thinking when reorganizing their prejudices.
24. The flowers on Naihe Bridge witnessed the prosperity of who and who.
25. Don't use the "beauty trick" on me, or I'll play along.
26. We are all farsighted, which blurs our nearest happiness.
27, to play all the soy sauce in the world, let others be jealous.
28. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.
29. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.
30. I enjoy a moment of blank in my brain every day, and my thoughts are simpler.
3 1, the goods have an expiration date, and people sometimes get tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
32. I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.
33. Funny Quotations: Use my most handsome posture to deal with your provocation.
34. I didn't miss it, only when I was wrong.
35. Who says I'm fat and I'm in a hurry? I'm just a little swollen.
If you leave first, don't blame me for turning my back on you when you turn around.
37. Teachers always like to say in class: Students, please look at me.
38, I want to be an ant, just for a grain of rice can be happy for half a year.
39. If you go home by the wind, I will go after you by somersault cloud.
40. Look at you dressed like a condolence woman who was eliminated from the second station.
4 1, if having money is also a mistake, I would rather make a mistake again and again.
42, the end of the world is coming, there is one thing I have never told you, in fact, I am Altman.
43. Spending money is as simple as taking a shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.
44. Money is paper if you don't spend it. If you spend it, it's money. If you burn it, it's paper money.
45. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.
Lol classic quotations are funny
Lol classic quotations are funny
1, women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.
2, I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!
3. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.
4. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible. Terrible is a madman with normal mind.
5. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I have no chance to interrupt her.
6. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand unbuttoning her clothes!
7. If you love several people at the same time, you are young; If you only love one person, then you are old; If you don't love anyone, you have been reborn.
8. I am dead, I have something to burn paper, small things to evoke souls, and big things to dig graves.
9. Girls are like moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival. After the fifteenth night, they are worthless.
10, in spring, you planted a girlfriend in the back hill, and in autumn, you got that cuckold husband all over the mountains!
1 1, life is like taking a shit, sometimes you work hard and come out with nothing but a fart.
12, the three most painful things for men: being caught by a lover to accompany his wife to buy food; Being caught by his wife shopping with sympathizers; Stuck in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.
13, there are no birds during the day, and the birds are fine at night.
14, don't sleep in class, just bury drunk on the wine table.
15, there are two kinds of men, one is lewd and the other is very lewd; There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.
16, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
17, don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die several times on several trees, and you will die completely.
18, I am too pure, and my purity is a bit shameless!
19, I like dogs more and more after I have been in contact with people for a long time. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.
20. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit. If you want to marry, you will marry happiness.
2 1, hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like seven fires and eight smokes.
22. Life is too short to be sexy.
23. After the summer of youth, who can remember what year it was?
24. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.
25. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip whoever touches my hands and feet.
26. Brothels are full because people are lonely.
27. If the world is not dirty, how can it be sad?
28. I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up.
29. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.
30, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
3 1, I prefer Naruto, because when I die, a village of Japanese will die.
Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning.
Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don't let his husband know.
34. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
35. Flowers are all kinds of red, and people are different from dogs.
36. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil. It is difficult for a rich man to have no money.
37. It is better to spend money than to spend money.
38. Men look at their wrists and women look at their faces.
39, water does not know the depth until it is tried, and people do not know how good it is.
40. Hey, have fun, think about it, and take a clap.
4 1, sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are just sexual needs.
42. Look down on life and death, and do it if you don't accept it.
43. I am tough to look at, so you have to be patient.
44, the long road of life, has been lost.
45. If you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.
46. I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't act so obvious.
47. When you are young, don't run amok. When you are old, what can you say?
48. A woman can't see through her heart because her breast is too thick.
When I took out the mosquito swatter, all the mosquitoes were silent.
Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know.
5 1, if you see me, prove that you have seen a ghost.
52. Elder sister, I guess Nu Wa must have poured three catties of iron into your face when she made a baby.
53. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, so don't be too arrogant.
54. You are like a nine-day fairy, but your face touches the ground first.
55. The wind is good. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
56. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.
57. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.
58. God gave me ten fingers, but I used them to dig my nose.
59. Don't think that you are a gourd doll.
60. Yes, playing dumb is one of my great pleasures. If you think it's true, I'll just pretend to be you
6 1, how vast life is and how much homework there is.
62. It took me a long time to pay for my mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.
63. If a man doesn't help you put on your wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
64. I don't think you are really a qualified friend. You'd better change careers and be my wife!
65. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
66. Since ancient times, life has been free of shit, and every day, it keeps you healthy.
When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.
68. Going home from work with passion, lying in bed waiting for my girlfriend to come home after taking a shower, I was elated. Half an hour later, the courier called: Brother, I'm sorry, I sent your goods by mistake, and I'll get them back to you tomorrow.
69. "What do you want to discount most in the shopping mall?" "I want to discount my girlfriend's leg most."
70. The difference between top student and the scum: top student: "I went to the exam!" Scum: "I'll go! Exam! " Top student: "I finished the exam!" " Scum: "Damn it! It's over!