1, "goodbye mr. loser", when Ma Dongmei introduced the source of his name, the following conversation took place:
"My dad's name is Ma Dong. When I was born, he was gone, so my name is Ma Dongmei!"
This name is so appropriate and casual. It is obviously a sad story, but people can't help laughing!
2. "The Water Margin", in which a eunuch first met coach Lin Chonglin, could not help but sigh with emotion: "Adults really have the capacity to sink fish and fall wild geese."
Brother, I always thought it was wrong to sink fish and fall wild goose, didn't I? Am I too narrow-minded to understand the height of your? Why do you say that, coach Lin!
3. When Shen Teng, the actor in The Iron Fist of Shame, sees his senior brother again.
"Brother, after 30 years, have you ever thought that I am still beautiful?"
This sentence is accompanied by Shen Teng's face, and inexplicable joy can't stop it.
4, the fourth one doesn't know the source, but the content is too real and funny!
"Sima Qian endured the torture of castration again and again"
God, one castration is enough, isn't it? Did Sima Qian offend you? Again and again! !
Do you know any illogical lines?
There are too many screenshots of funny lines. I chose a few from them, and I feel good. Let me share them with you.
1: This passage is from goodbye mr. loser.
Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: You think you are the principal. You can sleep with whoever you want. At this moment, the headmaster just pushed the door and pushed in.
2. I won't say the title of this paragraph, because it is called "Hand Tearing Devil" which is far louder than its title. Does everyone feel that there is wood?
The woman said that her grandfather was brutally killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old. what？ Please forgive me for not learning biology well at school. Are you insulting our illiteracy?
3: This passage is from "Man-eating Island"
The buddy asked: What's the 911 number of that 1 10? what？ Okay, I don't know. My question 1 14. Well, does anyone know the number of 1 14?
4. Finally, a passage from The Legend of Truth. haha
Brother said: Taoist fifteen dogs walk sideways in the whole area. Come and cut me if you are a brother. Huh? This requires ~ what else can we say?
I was the first to think of the screenshots in the anti-Japanese drama and share some with you.
00 1 tear the devil by hand
The special effects are not so good. It really blinds my eyes.
The machine gunner who killed the devil with one shot from 802 miles away.
Is this a clairvoyance?
003, you have been tricked by me.
This is derogatory, isn't it? Will someone say that their plan is a trick?
These dramas really make people unable to speak out. I love my country, but I always think it's better to be realistic. To vilify the enemy is to vilify myself. Ask yourself, "The enemy is so stupid, how did he fight for 14 years?"
I hope the directors will show mercy and stop filming. Seek truth from facts, and don't deliberately vilify or beautify either side. History is for remembering and reflecting, not for being funny.
Some TV stories are very serious in themselves.
The actor didn't mean to make you laugh.
However, when some lines are spoken,
The original or serious, or spectacular, or warm feelings are gone.
The only thing left is-
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha burp ~
▼ For example, the imperial army was killed by the Eighth Route Army. Although everyone knows this, can you tell the truth in the plot?
▼ It's been a long time, who still doesn't know that you are the son of heaven?
▼ This counterattack is good, hahahaha ...
▼ I have said the answer myself. This question is really funny.
▼ This line is also quite classic.
She's still a big yellow flower girl.
I don't know if it was an unintentional mistake by the screenwriter or a deliberate act.
Do you know any other lines of sand sculpture? Share it and let's have fun together
Lots and lots.
Someone in green camp Bay: Qu Yuan threw himself into the river to prevent Qin Shihuang from burning books and burying Confucianism (for fear that some people are not clear, explain that Qu Yuan threw himself into the river, and he was not a Confucian, and Qu Yuan was born after Qin Shihuang died for decades, so many words convinced him) Qin Shihuang: I don't want to recite this pot, get out.
And our Fanfan, seeing this picture, not only the power is full, but also a good mood can be harvested.
And this, it really kills me, hahaha.
And, your own screenshots.
Hello, I'm funny de Dapang, and I'm glad to answer your question.
A good TV series can't be separated from the efforts of actors, directors, screenwriters and crews. With them, we will see many classic TV dramas that we can never get tired of watching. However, we often see divine dramas, divine lines, divine plots, and divine gangs. Bring a lot of happiness to our lives. It will even make all the wonderful gods P into a bucket map, so that we can use it when chatting. It's hard to try. Let me find some shocking lines for you, and match them with shocking pictures. Bo Jun smiled.
The wind and cloud dominate the world, and the poison in Nie Feng: the kiss of death! Writer, come out! Tell me, is this an idol drama?
The seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River, Master Ke, obviously have bad eyes.
And you let everyone see your color and act.
Ask: What do you want me to think! ! !
I'm afraid you won't find the murderer in your life, with your IQ.
Emperor: I'm really not a man, and I'm not a fox. I'm Samoyed! ! !
Let's have a town map,
The dance of "The Top of the Forbidden City" suddenly became popular again for a while.
Be reasonable, this is the first time I've seen such a fight! Just ask if you are tired and fight, and still have a freestyle for each person?
I'm funny, fat, and there are still many pictures that can't be posted.
I hope my answer will satisfy you.
The mobile phone screen broke today.