2. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
3. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me I love you to activate it.
Hello, I'm not here now, and I won't call you back when I come back.
5. I have never been the most special one.
6. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and wish you a pleasant experience.
7.[ Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please talk to the machine first ~ ~
Our boss is saving the galaxy.
9. Please enter 520 times I love you to call me.
10.[ automatic reply] hello, I am an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but I only know this sentence.
1 1.[ automatic reply] The wind ~ too big ~ la ~ ~ you ~ say ~ what ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ not ~ ~ clear ~ ~ ~
12. I can tell her for you if there is anything.
13. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period.
15. Tell me something. I'm your grandpa Niu.
16. Stop it, I love you.
17. If you didn't return the message, you were herding sheep, but if you didn't return it, you lost it.
18. I'm installing an elevator for Everest, installing plastic wrap on Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing awnings in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trivial matter disturb my dream?
19. where's mother hadron?
20. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.
2 1. I'll go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to discuss eating the Tang Priest, and I'll talk about it when I come back.
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22. I drowned in the ocean of learning.
23.[ Automatic reply] Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If there is anything, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato-flavored ones.
24. I am an answering machine. My master has gone to eat. What can you say to me?
25. What brings you here? Did timi win?
26. I'm sunbathing. Don't bother me.
27. I can't read it back.
28. When I have tamed the eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice fried barbecue, the magician killed the sun dragon with the sword of the knight with sunscreen and the shield of the umbrella lady, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the emperor of the freezer.
29. "Be right back after the commercial."
30. Don't call me I'm not here.
3 1. Sorry, I think you are too good-looking, and I refuse to reply to you.
32. Explore Dora, wash your face and look for Yigubigu, look for Spongebob when you are hungry, look for tools to shout "Oh Potato", and find a super detective to solve the difficulties and think with them. Anyway, I just don't have time.
33.? Fish, the Tang master went out to cast a net and came back to favor you.
34. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.
35. Hello, I'm discussing with Gunara, the dark god, how to destroy the magic castle. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now!
36. Hello, call the police 1 10, and call the fire alarm 1 19. If you are in trouble, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. I really can't go to the Dreyfus Alliance. Anyway, I'm not here now.
37. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
38. Hello, I am replying automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
39. How many times do I have to say that only money can summon me as an attractive woman like me?
40. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
4 1. I went to the magic fairy castle to play cards with the magic fairy king. Please come back later!
42. Jackson Yee's wife is not here.
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1, Note: Users using Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to get your message immediately.
2. If there is no reply within minutes, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If there is no reply within minutes, then I have no paper with me.
3. Hello, I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon.
4. Hey, hey, want to see my automatic reply? No way!
5. You finally came. I've been looking for you for N years. What did you do on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.
6. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!
7. What did you send? I look at how it is garbled!
8. The above information was mistaken for a virus. Please try again later.
9. Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the RESET button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.
10, leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!
1 1, how did you get here? You're at the gate of hell, so don't get off the line soon, or I won't be able to save you. Go back and take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!
12, you have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be kept on file. You can ask a proxy server, and if you can't afford it, the network will assign one for you.
13, I'm Blue Shark's dog. Blue Shark is not here now. He will be back soon. If you like, I can chat with you for a while!
14. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!
15, scholars hide in the network, waiting for beautiful women; The complexity of avoiding the world makes me speechless all day.
16, sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I'll see you tonight 12!
17, di, this is an automatic response, MM please send it again and I will contact you; JJ, please send it twice, and I will contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you after sending it!
18. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
19. I'm sorry, the code you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?
20. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register the new version!
2 1, I went to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman, even if you are a beautiful woman, I have to eat first!
22. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he's not here. That's all I have to say to me.
23, stop arguing, I want to guess the code with God and decide to cook lunch for the loser!
24. Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!
25, the main cause of myocardial infarction is dying, if you want to leave a message, please call first!
26. Due to the influence of atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.
27, if it is noon, I went to eat; If it's working hours, I'm called by my boss to lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are still games that make people fall for n times.
28. Why? ! Why am I online and you're not online? Why am I not online when you're online?
29. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the beep ... beep!
30. The machine is dying of myocardial infarction. If you want to leave a message, please call 120 first!
3 1, sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is too handsome. Please consult 1 10 for details. Thank you. Bye.
32. Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw both!
33. Want to chat with me? I won't know much, that's all!
34. In the shower, please don't disturb. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20% for groups. Booking telephone number: I won't tell the average person!
35. It's not that I ignore you, but time is irresistible!
36. The person you called is not here now. When you hear the hard disk click, please leave a message on the mouse. Thank you!
37. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't get mad, because I'm posing at the camera!
38. Alas, you are so naughty! Look, you're doing it again before I'm finished!
39. Hello, I'm the host's beautiful secretary. Please tell me anything. I'll tell him when he comes back.
40. DD I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back when this game is over.
4 1, I am not here, warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women to visit, please leave a message, frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!
42. The subscriber you called is streaking, please redial later!
Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm finished. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I agreed in our previous lives, please wait a moment and be there or be square!
44. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted. Please keep sending letters to me, or I will do it as soon as I have leisure!
45. Didn't we agree that you should pay me back yesterday? How come nothing has happened yet!
46. I'm XX's dog. XX is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you if you like.
47. Hi~ The boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have other things, leave a message!
48. The computer is processing your information. Please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!
49. My hands are always too soft and my heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. It's always easy to get on the plane, but it's too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, no longer forced.
50. I am grinding, and I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
5 1, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's task is always endless every day, you have to ask me when I will be online, I said it is basically difficult.
I was very busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.
53. Be right back after the advertisement!
54. I left inadvertently this time, but it caused us to miss it. So I forgot to eat and couldn't sleep, so I didn't want to be lonely and hurried back.
55. A cute little pig, with its innocent eyes wide open, pouted at you and said, Go on, I'm listening carefully!
56. Message sending error: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please dial 1 10, and when you get through, please yell silly, and someone will answer.
57. People are in a hurry. If you reply after half a minute, it means that I am peeing. If you reply within minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within hours, please help me.
58. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!
59. Because of my work, I have been unable to respond to countless friends' calls. The most painful thing is this. If you give me another chance, I will say three words: I leave. If we must add a deadline to these three words, I hope it will be a while!
60. She said that she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.
6 1, DD You are connected to the refrigerator of the sea wolf now. Please disconnect after putting in the food. Thank you for your cooperation.
62. Hi! I'm not here now. If you need anything, please press the RESET button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the beep!
63. I received the message that the Trojan is already working.
64. Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the RESET button on the computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.
65. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really no regrets?
66. You want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.
I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants last time when I was distracted, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back when this game is over.
68. The user didn't respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.
Sorry, the subscriber you are calling is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll get back to you when I hear the noise.
70. Do you want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.
7 1, I'm going to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to study eating the Tang Priest, and I'll talk about it when I come back.
72. Do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I'll reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to see me?
73. This is OICQ answering machine. My master has gone to eat. What can you say to me?
Funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy
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1. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor.
2. The flashy world is vast, so why not wait for Dad?
3. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken pieces, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, pork jerky, potato and chicken ribs, Sprite coke cone, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.
I hope your background color will always be kindness and courage.
Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.
6. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
7. Hello, if you need anything, please find Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my date with Jackson Yee. Thank you.
8. I'll buy some oranges. You stay here, don't walk around.
9. Sorry, the silent face value of the user you contacted fell into a deep sleep. Tell ten advantages to wake up ta.
10. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!
1 1. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.
12. Then what? So, what do you want to express?
13.[ Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your friend and can't receive your message.
14. To tell you quietly, I have fallen in love with a boy, which is the fifth word of this passage.
15. the derivative of the war has gone, and it may never come back.
16. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
17. I'm going to be Kijiro, and I'll bring you an astronaut when I come back.
18. The fireworks I feel are vivid because of you, and the tides of the nebula are fluctuating because of you.
19. Life is so long, do you have to chat with your father now? What's wrong with waiting for dad?
20. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken pieces, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, pork jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple, orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.
2 1. What brings you here? Did timi win?
Funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy Part II
22. Please join our exquisite pig group to catch up on sleep and be happy together.
23. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.
24.[ Automatic reply] The wind ~ is too loud ~ la ~ ~ You ~ say ~ what ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ not ~ ~ clear ~ ~ ~
25. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?
26. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out radishes, Ooo
27. I'm sorry, I'm a student, but also a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like learning and I'm sorry for the party, the country and the people.
28. Not returning messages is a common problem for beautiful women.
Don't move when you see the news. I'll buy you oranges. I'll be right back.
30. Stop it, I love you
3 1. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I think I don't want to talk to you.
32. Your handsome father is on his way.
33. Please press eight if you want me.
34. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, the books and writings will surely be more magnificent than today.
35. Press one for typing and chatting.
36. I'm going to eat shit, and I'll bring you a bubble later.
37. Please press 1
38. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, you are eaten by chicken.
39.404 NOT FOUND。
40. Ask age reply 0
4 1. From then on, mountains and rivers don't meet, and we don't know the long and short of old people.
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1, the owner is not here. Where have you been? Just. Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and leave a message.
2, hello, I am XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, so that's all I have to say!
You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be kept on file. You can ask a proxy server, and if you can't afford it, the network will assign one for you.
I'm in a daze, but I'm not here now. If you are more dull, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!
5. You finally came. I've been looking for you for N years. What did you do on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.
6. If you don't log off within one minute, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm embarrassed to pull ~
7. Because of my work, I have been unable to respond to countless friends' calls. The most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If we must add a time limit to these three words, I hope it is: for a while!
8. I'm xx's dog. xx is not here now. He will be back soon. If you like, I can chat with you for a while!
9. I'm here occasionally, but I won't talk to you. If you want to chat, answer my question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~
10, I'm not here, I'm cooking, and someone told me how to cook braised trotters, so I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!
1 1, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's task is always endless every day, you have to ask me when I will be online, I said it is basically very difficult.
12, recently busy collecting debts! [email? Protected] (reply to your letter)! [email? Protected] (password has not been found yet)!
13, do you know what a clang is? Dang dang dang dang is only you ~ ~
14. Is there a place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleeping group and dream.
15, ah, miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back. I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first.
16, you have the right to chat with me, but everything I say may be harmful to your growth.
17, hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is something wrong with your system. Please press ctrl+shift+del.
18, how did you get here! You're at the gate of hell, so don't get off the line soon, or I won't be able to save you. Go back and take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!
19, this time I left inadvertently, but it caused us to miss it. So I forgot to eat and couldn't sleep, so I didn't want to be lonely and hurried back.
20, go away, if you don't reply within 3 minutes, don't get mad, because I'm posing at the camera!
2 1, the person you called is not here now. When you hear the hard disk click, please leave a message on the mouse.
22. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register the new version!
23. You are connected to the refrigerator of the sea wolf now. Please disconnect after putting in the food. Thank you for your cooperation.
24, your eyes blink, I die, your eyes blink again, I come back to life, your eyes keep blinking, so I die!
Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm finished. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to.
26. My present position: wc, posture: squatting face: twitching state: exerting force.
27. Due to the influence of atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.
28. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for using it! Master's inflatable doll
Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm finished. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!
30. The user didn't respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.
3 1, a cute little pig, with its innocent eyes wide open, made a pout at you and said, Go on, I'm listening carefully!
32. If you meet this kind of people who don't leave, there will be countless flies buzzing in your ears. The unintelligible type
33. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the beep? ****！
34. Your qq has been infected by the virus I planted. Please keep sending letters to me, or I will do it as soon as I have leisure!
35. Di, this is an automatic response. MM Please send it again and I will contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I will contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you after sending it!
36. I'm Blue Shark's dog. Blue Shark isn't here now. He'll be back soon. If you like, I can chat with you for a while!
37. In the shower, please don't disturb. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20% for groups. Booking telephone number: I won't tell the average person!
38. I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back when this game is over.
39. I'm not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message if you have anything. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!
40. Even angels sometimes take a nap. Haha, just play by yourself for a while.
4 1, in a trance, tears are raging on your face, are you crying? Who cares? Clouds floating in the sky, will she stay?
42, the computer is processing your information, please wait a moment, if there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!
43. Being a nun knocks every day, and I'm going to degenerate. Don't make any noise ~ I'll strangle you if I wake up.
44. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman, even if you are a beautiful woman, I have to eat first.
45. I am absent from Qing, and Qing is absent from me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't meet?
46. Hello, I'm the host's beautiful secretary. Please tell me anything. I'll tell him when he comes back.
47. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for using it! The owner's inflatable doll.
48. Didn't we agree that you should pay me back yesterday? How come nothing has happened yet!
49. I am grinding, and I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
50. Boss Hi is not here to play Warcraft. I'm his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have other things, leave a message!
5 1, if there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, then I don't have any paper. .
52. Do you want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.
The person you called is not here now. When you hear the hard disk click, please leave a message on the mouse. Thank you.
54. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor at once until it sparks. I'll get back to you when I hear the noise.
55. Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the RESET button on the computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.
56. People have three emergencies. If you reply after half a minute, it means that I am peeing. If you reply within five minutes, it means that I am defecating. 1 hour does not reply. Please call 120 for me.
57. Note: Users using Tencent Mobile qq may not be able to get your message immediately.
58. Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!
59. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.
60. Such people are generally resolute and vigorous. The following reply is a series of tricks, which makes people laugh and cry:
6 1, people have three emergencies. If you reply after half a minute, it means that I am peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within 1 hour, please call me.
62. Do you want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.
Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor at once until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.
64. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, then I don't have any paper.
Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he is not telling me anything, and that's all I have.
66. The subscriber you are calling is no longer in the service area. If you want to solve this problem, please bang your head against the monitor.
67. Why? ! Why am I online and you're not online? Why am I not online when you're online?
68. Di, this is an automatic response. MM Please send it again and I will contact you. GG, don't send it again.
69. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
70. This is OICQ answering machine. My master has gone to eat. What can you say to me?
7 1, leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!
72. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I'll see you tonight 12!
73. The nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little longer.
74. Error 403: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please dial 0 10-845422. When you get through, please give a yell at Huayi Stupid, and someone will answer.
75. My hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. It's always easy to get on the plane, but it's too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, no longer forced.
76. If it was noon, I went to eat; If it's working hours, I'm called by my boss to lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are still games that make people fall for n times.
77. The subscriber you are calling is no longer in service. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please bang your head against the monitor to ensure the smooth network.
78. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
79. If I went to eat at noon, I was called to lecture during working hours. If you are the boss, forget it.
80. The subscriber you are calling is not available. Please slam your monitor at once until it sparks.