Autumn funny humor said the following:

1, today's autumn, your daughter-in-law called you home for dinner. The main road is not to walk the small road, more people do not get together. Falling phoenix is not as good as chicken, Tang master popularity is now lower than you, fat and water flow outsiders, be careful to stick autumn fat contest hungry wolf gentleman. Don't forget where your home is, the East Land of the Tang Dynasty, Gao Lao Zhuang.

2, tell you a secret, text messages are with the airwaves, the text messages of the Autumn Festival is called the autumn wave, I give text messages called send the eye, do not let others know that it is called the "secret gift" haha! Happy Autumn!

3, today's autumn, you eat meat "stick autumn fat"?

4, you are in the fall of the rape, healthy and strong; you are in the fall of the sorghum, simple and kind; you are in the fall of the rice, humble and smooth, you are the idol I worship. Autumn season, I wish you handsome, charm countless winks, happy autumn!

5, the autumn wind, crab fat, to a few pincers, do a pincer people.

6. Autumn is here, and the prayers in the church have changed Amen to Achoo.

7. Autumn is here, the weather is cooler, a flock of geese flying south, a moment in rows of braised, a moment in rows of stewed.

8. Autumn is here, the weather is cool, add clothes in the morning and evening to keep warm. The day is short, go to bed early and get up early to get well. The day is high, the life is free of worry, the mood is cool. Autumn is here, take care of yourself, eat well and have a good appetite.

9, if you receive my blessing in the autumn today, the mood will be high and refreshing, often have people secretly send a message, career as spring flowers and autumn, life will be unique, worrying about the grasshopper like autumn - can not jump a few days!

10, the autumn wind, appetite open, autumn to, stick autumn fat!