1. What will happen to the unicorn when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream
2. What chicken is the fastest in the world? Answer: KFC chicken nuggets
3. A large grassland (plant) answer: plum blossom (no flowers)
4. Another large grassland (plant) answer: wild plum blossom
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5. A group of sheep came (fruit) answer: strawberry
6. A group of wolves came (fruit) answer: bayberry
7. A group of lions came ( Sports star) Answer: Lang Ping
8. Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)
9. Which animal can never win or lose in guessing games? Answer: Crab
10. Which animal is most likely to fall? Answer: Cunning fox (slippery feet)
11. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog
12. If there was a fire in the zoo, which animal would be the first to escape? Answer: Human
13. The farmer raises 10 cows, but they only have 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros
14. What animal can be attached to the wall? Answer: Seal (Poster)
15. Let nine horses be evenly distributed into ten horse pens, and the number of horses in each pen is the same. How to divide them? Answer: Put nine horses in a horse pen, and then put nine rings on the outside of the horse pen
16. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right and makes three circles. , then turn back and turn three times on the same spot, and then turn right again. Where is its tail facing at this time? Answer: Chao Di
17.10. Which one is longer: "water snake", "python" or "green bamboo snake"? Answer: Green Bamboo Snake
18. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: The director of the zoo
19. There is a group of chickens running around in the vegetable field. Whose chickens belong to them? Answer: Mother Chicken's
20. There are three trees in a row, and ten horses are tied up. Single or double, how many horses are tied to each tree? Answer: One, six, three trees! Of course one is tied to each tree!
21. What was killed by you but it was still your own blood? Answer: Mosquito
22. A bull and a cow, guess three words. Answer: Two cows
23. A bull and a cow, guess five words. Answer: Two cows
24. There were ten birds in the forest. Xiao shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answer: Because it is an ostrich
25. A sheep is eating grass, and a wolf passes by, but does not eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: Shrimp
26. Another wolf passed by, but still did not eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: Shrimp
27. The sheep passed by the wolf and shouted at the wolf. The wolf still did not eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: Lobster
28. Which is the fastest way for a cheetah to run from Beijing to Shanghai? Answer: The road on the map
29. A little bird was dancing happily on a big tree wearing a body armor. At this time, a hunter came and killed the bird with a "bang". The bird bullet hits the bird right in the heart. Question: How can a bird die while dancing in a bulletproof vest? Answer: It’s a striptease
30. A group of animals raced...After reaching the finish line...the other animals were panting...only the sheep did not pant (guess an idiom) Answer : Feeling proud (the sheep did not exhale), a seven-inch red crab and a five-inch black crab race on a two-meter-long track. Who will reach the finish line first? Answer: black crab (red crab is cooked)
31. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. Which dog sweats more when they reach the finish line? ? Answer: Dogs don’t sweat
32. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can’t jump
33. A man took a big mouthful of watermelon and then stood outside the door and vomited. Why? Beat an animal.
Answer: Rabbit (vomits)
34. After drinking, you stand on the side of the road and roar to the earth. Guess an animal. Answer: Hare
35. The dog lets the cat cook---guess an animal. Answer: Panda
36. Cats don’t do--guess an animal. Answer: White Bear
37. The dog did--guess an animal. Answer: Bear
38. If a puppy often doesn’t take a bath, why doesn’t it get lice? Answer: Dogs only give birth to puppies
39. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Giant panda, look at the dark circles under its eyes
40. Why do wild geese fly to the south to spend the winter? Answer: Because it walks too slowly
41. A monkey can break one corn per minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? Answer: None, there is no corn in the orchard
42. There are ten fish in the fish tank. One of them died. How many are left? Answer: Ten, dead fish are still fish
43. Which thief can be executed immediately after being caught? Answer: Squid
44. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking on its path without even looking at the mouse? Answer: Because it is a blind cat
45. Which animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger
46. You stand with the pig and guess an animal. Answer: Elephant
47. The big bad wolf dragged away the mother sheep, why did the little sheep follow silently? Answer: The lamb is in the mother's belly
48. There is an animal in the Arctic with four legs and two peaks on its back. Guess the five-character animal. Answer: The Lost Camel
49. The teacher said that earthworms can still regenerate if cut into two pieces. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworms died. Why? Answer: Because he cuts it vertically
50. Select a dog in the dog training field and beat an animal. Answer: Cat
51. The pig ran out of the pig pen, what should you do? Beat up a Taiwanese male singer and a Hong Kong male singer. Answer: Leehom Wang, Hacken Li
52. There are 2 apples on the apple tree. Now three little monkeys are coming. How many apples and monkeys will be on the tree in 10 minutes? Answer: 2 apples and none of the monkeys
53. When the chicken, puppy, and kitten memorize together, the teacher will ask them which one to memorize first? Answer: Puppy (Wangwang Senbei)
54. Why does Doraemon like to help other people? Answer: Lend a helping (round) hand
55. An ant accidentally fell from the plane and died. How did it die? Answer: Starved to death
56. There was a hunter who went hunting in the forest. He only brought 3 throwing knives with him. He firmly believed that nothing in the world could withstand him. He could not survive the 3 throwing knives. Walking and walking, he met a man-eating orangutan. The orangutan beat his chest and approached him. He threw the first throwing knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's left hand; he threw the second throwing knife again. , and unexpectedly was caught by the orangutan's right hand again; finally he threw the last flying knife; in an instant, sand and rocks were flying, wind and rain were flying, it was over! The last flying knife was caught in the mouth of the hateful beast. The brave hunter was in despair; the hateful orangutan screamed and roared with pride; the ending was that the orangutan died. Why? Answer: When an orangutan roars, it beats its chest with both hands and beats itself to death
57. What is Garfield’s favorite dog? Answer: hot dog
58. A male gecko and a female gecko are afraid of falling in love on the wall. The female gecko said something, which was a refrain.
After finishing speaking, there was only a "bang" sound, and the male gecko fell down and asked: What did the female gecko say? Answer: Hug
59. Two people are 50 meters apart. One of them is carrying a dog. When the person starts walking, the dog also starts running back and forth. When he meets a person, he runs back. , when it meets that person, it runs back, and so on, until the two people meet, how many meters has the dog run? Answer: 50 meters
60. There was an old pig seller who drove a group of pigs to the market to sell. The first person bought half of the whole group of pigs and half of the pigs, and the second person bought the remaining pigs. Half and a half pigs were bought, and another person came and bought the remaining half and a half. At this time, the pigs were sold out. How many pigs did this old man sell in one day? Answer: 7
61. There are three wolves on the mountain. The hunter kills one with a gun. How many are left? Answer: One
62. Why do hens have short legs? Answer: Laying eggs will not break
63. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the freestyle competition? Answer: Because frogs can only breaststroke
64. How many parts should you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Answer: Three steps: open the door, pretend to be an elephant, close the door
65. What would you do if you had a pair of wings? Answer: Go to the hospital quickly
66. A bear came from a distance and made an idiom. Answer: Come prepared (bear English bear)
67. What is more annoying than crows? Answer: Crow's Mouth
68. The princess stopped hanging the mosquito net after she got married. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince
69. A companion to a king is like a tiger (beat an animal) Answer: dinosaur
70. Some people say that eating fish can prevent myopia. Why? ? Answer: Because I have never seen a cat wearing glasses
71. It takes an hour for a bird to fly twenty kilometers on the earth. How long does it take for the bird to fly the same distance on the moon? Answer: There is no air on the moon, and the bird cannot survive on the moon
72. In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk, so what is the second longest one? Answer: Baby elephant
73. How to make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it (silence)
74. What is smaller than bacteria? Answer: The son of bacteria
75. Who dares to stand on the head of a tiger? Answer: Lice
76. Is black chicken or white chicken more powerful? Why? Answer: Black chicken, because black chickens can lay white eggs, but white chickens can’t lay black eggs
77. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: Because no one dares to break up the fight
78. Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers? Answer: One male and one female
79. Of the ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheep pen and one is squatting in the pig pen. (Hit an idiom) Answer: cadence (a sheep squatting wrong)
80. What happened to Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai after they became a pair of butterflies flying together? Answer: Give birth to a bunch of caterpillars
81. Fire at the city gate (guess an animal) Answer: Tropical fish
82. What does the left ear of an elephant look like? Answer: Right ear
83. Why is there no fish in the sea? Answer: Cihai
84. Kangaroo and monkey compete in high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before it even started jumping? Answer: The kangaroo jumped with both feet, which is a foul.
85. One little white + one little white =? Answer: Little White Rabbit
86. There was a pig who got up and ran every morning in order to lose weight. One day it was running very fast, and there was a tree in front of it. It also saw it, but it still hit the tree and was killed.
Do you know what's going on? Answer: Because pigs can’t make sharp turns
87. Which chicken in the world is the slowest? Answer: Nicole Kidman
88. Dog bites dog (guess the idiom) Answer: interlocking teeth
89. A man is being chased by a tiger, and suddenly there is a big river in front of him. He will not swimming, but he passed, why? Answer: Fainted
90. A lion and a cheetah are running a 100-meter race on the grassland. If they start from the same starting point and the lion reaches the end of the 100-meter run, the cheetah will only run 90 meters. Now let the lion Starting 10 meters back from the starting point, who among them will reach the finish line first? Answer: Lion
91. A hunter had a shotgun that could only shoot one meter away. Why was a rabbit killed by one shot when he was a hundred meters away? Answer: The gun is 99 meters long
92. What are the two wishes of the panda? Answer: Take a color photo and remove dark circles
93. Why don’t good horses turn around? Answer: Because the ones at the back are all eaten
94. How black are pandas and how white are they? Answer: Much whiter
95. A caterpillar crosses a river without a bridge. How does it cross? Answer: Turn into a butterfly and fly over
96. What is something that solidifies when heated? Answer: Egg
97. What would you do if you had a hen that laid golden eggs? Answer: Wake up, stop dreaming
98. An animal looks like a cat from a distance. Answer: Tiger
99. What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows
100. What are the uses of egg shells? Answer: Protect egg white and yolk
101. A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge. Guess the idiom. Answer: Photographic memory
102. When a cow is young, it is called a calf. What should rabbits and tortoises be called when they are young? Answer: bastard of rabbit, son of turtle
103. How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: It will break in one beating
104. Xiaomei has a ferocious wolf dog, but why does it never bite the fat man? Answer: It only eats lean meat
105. What did the mermaid princess become after she married the prince? Answer: Potbelly fish
106. Why do bats often hang upside down? Answer: Because it has gastroptosis
107. How can a tiger tied by a 10-meter rope eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tigers don’t eat grass
108. What is the biggest difference between elephants and fleas? Answer: There may be fleas on the body of an elephant, but there can never be an elephant on the body of fleas.
109. Who is happy to be let go? Answer: Pigeon
110. Which rat likes to be clean the most? Answer: Environmental Protection Agency
111. Why would a healthy couple give birth to an offspring without eyes? Answer: Because they lay eggs
112. Which animal can have three colors of red, white and black? Answer: Blushing Zebra
113. Why did the turtle suddenly become "one head and two big"? Answer: Because the turtle is thinking about this question
114. What is the difference between cats and pigs? Answer: One is a pet and the other is food
115. Are "silkworm ants" ants or silkworms? Answer: Silkworm
116. What can the rabbit definitely win over the tortoise? Answer: Sit-ups
117. Why are the rabbit’s eyes red? Answer: The tortoise and the hare lost the race
118. There were three geckos crawling on the wall. Not long after one gecko fell, the other two also fell down. What happened? Answer: Because the other two clapped their hands and cheered, they also fell down