Crosstalk Moments Copywriting (Selected 64 Sentences) 1. That lock can be opened with a poke of noodles, and a pack of instant noodles can open a small neighborhood. 2.What is your name? Don't say it! What you say is just a curse! 3. I threw the shot put very far. The coach said that it doesn’t count if people go out! 4. The story I told today is not that far away from now. If you have elderly people at home, you can go back and ask. It was during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period... 5. When I was tired from walking, he sat here, and the dog sat here, with one side high, and everyone who came over was puzzled. Whose twins are these? 6. I want to buy a good car - Alto Alto Alto...! Use wire darts to rise and drive like a train! 7. When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it, and when they do bad things, they always want the ghosts and gods not to know. We make it too difficult for the ghosts. 14. God said that we must entertain well. After all these years, it’s easy for a cross talker to go to heaven. 8. Several inhuman gangsters took advantage of the moonlight to insult Li Qing's cousin. As soon as the moon came out, the gangsters hand in hand and surrendered. 9. The house we live in is riddled with holes. If it rains, I will die if it rains. It rains moderately in the house with light rain outside. It rains heavily in the house with heavy rain outside. Sometimes the rain is so heavy that the whole family goes to the street to take shelter. 10. English, Japanese, Korean, South Slavic, North Slavic, West Slavic, and foreign languages. They are not the same as the Eight-Power Allied Forces. 11. Your shameless look reminds me of my youth. 12. Anyone who doesn’t know him has never eaten pork. 13. Help when there are difficulties, and help even when there are no difficulties. 14. I drank too much last time, so I used chopsticks as chicken claws and ate one and a half. 15. Little girl, give me a smile. If you don’t smile, he will give you a smile. 16. At around 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, the two gentlemen took to the street naked, and Li Jing was the only one wearing glasses - if she also wore a mask, it would be considered a three-point style. 17. Two nurses came down. They were so beautiful. They were about 1.7 meters tall, with sideburns and beards, and a wide palm to protect their heart hair. 18. Yu Qian’s father—Mr. Wang. 19. Li Jing has a cousin who can walk under the Xia Li on tiptoe wearing high heels. She is so shabby. Her photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception. 20.Have you ever seen any gangster with a tattoo of Crayon Shin-chan? 21.Don’t I know you yet? If you touch wine, you will get drunk; if you see the world, you will be confused; if you encounter money, you will become obsessed with it; if you pick up the pen, you will forget to write. One advantage you have is that your eyes turn digital as soon as you see a big girl. 22. I ask what money is, it only teaches life and death. Money is not everything, but you can’t live without money. I wish you all the best to make money, save money, and spend it in the right place. 23. The minimum goal for college students is to be a peasant woman with mountain springs and some farmland. 24. A certain man always saw a beautiful woman on the bus. After getting on the bus, he liked to look at her secretly. One day, after secretly looking at her, the fat woman next to her came over and said to the certain man, "You Do you want my phone number? Why are you always looking at me secretly? I have been paying attention to you for several days. 25. Look at the salary slip and make an overall sketch. Draw a round bubble for perfect attendance award, a small question mark for position allowance, and two more lines for overtime pay. Only the tails of various insurance items are raised high. Just take a closer look. , Hehe, it’s smiling at me! 26. If you come to me unhappy, I will tell you that you are worried. 27. My love runs for you, filling my body like red blood. 28. Don’t hit him, and don’t scold him. Isn’t it just asking for money? Let’s discuss it easily. But the ugly talk is that if it exceeds 1 yuan, you will vote for it. 29. You know how much I eat. I especially don’t like roast duck. I only ate four of them and I couldn’t eat any more. I baked the pancakes and rolled one into a pancake... I really can’t eat it. I’ll give it to you when I get home later. It’s time to eat. 30. It doesn’t waste electricity if you speak louder! 31. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal - whoever goes will pay. 32. The cross talk is great! Criticize the ugliness and promote righteousness. 33. The old man left behind more than a thousand pieces of traditional cross talk. After our actors’ continuous efforts over the years, there are still more than 400 pieces left. There are still three hundred paragraphs that are not allowed to be discussed, and there are also paragraphs that conflict with the construction of a harmonious society. 34. I turned around and stood at the door of the bathroom. I felt much calmer, and a man came out of the bathroom opposite. 35. The old father is lying on the bed. You are a filial son. When you see the old father like this, you rub him and run to the bed. You see that the old man is not right at this time. He is being naughty. He has something to say but cannot say it. Come out, ask for a pen, bring a pen and paper, tremble slightly and write a few words on the paper! You stepped on my oxygen tube... 36. I opened the letter and read, "My child, you have been away from home for a year in a blink of an eye. Today, after being reminded by my neighbor, I remembered that there is still a child like you. Our family has moved, and you Guess where? Come back quickly, we are waiting for you! "(Crying) Where can I find you?" 37. You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you will live until death. 38. Go your own way, and let whoever wants to tell you. 39. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much." 40. Help when there are difficulties, and help even when there are no difficulties. In front of a beautiful woman, it is modified to save if there is danger, and if there is no danger, save if there is danger. 41. You don’t know, don’t say you don’t know, I don’t know either. 42. If you find someone who is not good as I say, you can spend three yuan to hire a gangster to kill him. 43. Now I am the best speaker. 44. As we all know, stand-up comedy is difficult to say. The key is that there is no one to praise, so there is less support.