2. Friendship is like a vase, it will break when it is smashed.
I tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the light went out.
4, a person is actually very good, but no one to hug when lonely, but no one to rely on when lonely.
5, sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.
6. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.
7. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.
8, two ears don't smell things outside the window, and read only e-books.
9. People who are always dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a face problem.
10, single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
1 1. Thank you to all those who have accompanied me to the present, especially those who intend to go on with me.
12, Chinese Valentine's Day, I count. If there is no accident, it has nothing to do with me.
13, the whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.
14, I don't have any lofty ideals and ambitions, just want to be happy every day.
15, chopsticks can't be lifted, but sheets can't get out.
16, I am willing to accompany you for a long, long way, which is called the rest of my life.
17, the world is too big to meet you, but the world is too small to lose you.
18, others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to worship your ancestors together in Tomb-Sweeping Day.
19, the advertisement now is really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.
20. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I am there!
2 1. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.
22. You have the cheek to tell a lie. How can I not believe it?
I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.
24. What city are people pretending to be? Now the earth is called a village.
25. I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have dressed myself so beautifully.
26. I never hold grudges. Usually I report my grievances on the spot.
27. Old Moon! Can you not tie my marriage with the red rope in the cabin? Every now and then!
28. You are only twenty years old. It's normal that you haven't met the person you like. The later you find out, the less likely you are to meet.
29. I'm so afraid of heights that I can't look down for money all my life.
30. Don't ask me what is the standard of being handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!
3 1, the world is always cruel, you can only be a doll if you don't play.
32, you bother me, you bother me again, you will marry me.
33. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?
34. It is not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.
35. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart!
36. I hope you all have the love that everyone envies, and I also hope I have money.
37, not excellent, want to be trained by people you like.
38. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot. It is not enough to use it!
39. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
40. Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?
4 1, not all sadness can be explained in words. But all sadness can be comforted by words.
42. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.
43. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.
44. I used to be a schoolmaster, but I was curious about the world of scum. I went in to have a look and got lost.
45. Actually, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.
I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.
47. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.
People say I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
49. My boyfriend is tall, handsome and has a nice voice. He is a head taller than me and is very kind to me. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide-and-seek and hasn't appeared yet.
50. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.
5 1, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.
52. Time will change your appearance and mine, but it can't change the way I love you.
53. I hope you can be a little self-aware and realize that you are super invincible and lovely.
54. When I was extremely poor, I only had one thought, that is, I hoped the teacher would not wake me up.
For me, there are only three important things left. If we arrange them from light to heavy, I think it should be like this: I love you, love you, love you.
56. A woman's prince may be another woman's frog.
57. People are grouped, which is why my list is so beautiful.
The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.
Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!
60. It's very cold. Do you all have boyfriends? Give me one.
6 1. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather be wrong.
62. The weather is very cold. There are objects to hug, and no objects to add clothes to.
63. If you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.
64. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.
65. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.
66. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
67. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend that you are Xu Xian.
68. I am a man of principle. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.
69. I don't like you, just like the neighbor next door who is numb with pepper.
70. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.
7 1. Now students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.
72. Girls should not go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can discourage them from entering restaurants casually, they will gain a few pounds.
73. Young people should not lose heart because of a math class. You're not the only one who can't do it.
74. I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and will never change.
Don't challenge my sister's temper. I have more friends on the blacklist than you.
76. It's mine, and it can't be beaten away by wind and rain; It's not mine, and I can't keep it if it's hard to win.
77. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.
78. You lie every day. Go to bed early tonight, and I won't love you tomorrow.
79. The so-called true love is that two people are so ugly and worry that the other person will be taken away.
80. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm already wrong.
8 1, I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.
82. I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.
I really envy you for knowing me so young.
84. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.
85. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.
Lovely sentence
1. I saw a girl playing with her mobile phone in a low-cut dress this morning. I said, "There is a deep ditch in front of my sister." Sister clutching her chest said, "Rogue." Then she fell into the ditch. ...
Second, where is the private money hidden without being discovered by the wife? God replied: donate it directly to the Red Cross, not to mention your wife, which can't be found all over the world. . .
Thirdly, I revisited Long Hudou and Eight Branches yesterday. If you ask who is the best, you will say Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and sweeping monk. I think it's Duan. He played with five women, and all five women loved him for life. He is an absolute idol!
4. The teacher asked, "What does it mean to complain about a drop of water with a spring?" Classmate: "It means that after someone drops a drop of water, you should splash him to death with a bucket of water."
If Shuai Neng is a meal, I can feed the whole world.
Sixth, not falling in love for the purpose of marriage is to raise a wife for others.
Seven, "Why do you always look at me!" "Because I think you are simply picturesque." "Oh, what a nice painting!" Out of control comics
Eight, God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me; At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way.
9. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."
If you miss me, call me and send a message. Don't hide it. Actually, I was thinking about you, too.
I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.
12. I have a three-year-old daughter. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the child has gone to bed. My daughter-in-law is sitting on the bed wearing a mask. I am playing a game. After the daughter woke up, the daughter-in-law bowed her head and coaxed her. Suddenly, my daughter let out a cry, slapped her daughter-in-law, and cried, Dad, there is a ghost. ...
Thirteen, a friend described his reason for leaving his job like this: my job is cheap and enough.
Fourteen, a few years ago, single was said to be a nobleman, but in recent years, he has become an otaku.
I held you in my arms that night and told you to put that thing on your ear. You said it was cool not to wear it. It's the safety period, there's nothing ... What should the traffic police do without a helmet?
Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "Eating too much will kill me." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.
Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick and absorb your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite
Eighteen, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!
Nineteen, the robbery we knew before was "I opened this tree and planted it. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll! " Now the times have become: 500 meters ahead of the toll station, please slow down!
Twenty, when others say "hello Niang" to you, how to fight back tactfully? "Hello, son."
Twenty-one, fat people have only two ways out, either to make their body better or to make their mentality better.
Twenty-two, "You are much stronger than before" and "That's because I studied mathematics"
Twenty-three, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and the next girl will be better.
24. Just after watching the 3D version of Titanic, during the break, a 2B youth shouted: Let the women and children go first!
I talked with my girlfriend for four months, and her father didn't like me very much. I found out my girlfriend was pregnant the day before yesterday, so I want to take this opportunity to get her father's permission to be with us. I said to my father-in-law with trepidation: Uncle, your daughter is pregnant, too. Why don't we get married? The prospective father-in-law gave me a faint look and said, ah, karma, even 4. Exactly what I said!
I don't do things that I regret, I only do things that you regret.
Twenty-seven, "What if I hold it in both hands?" Your skull will glow.
MengMeng's little sentence
First, I hope that every time I drink, someone will hold my hand and look at me affectionately, gently saying that drinking less will hurt my health! But in reality, there are always some turtle grandchildren shouting: What did you do, raise fish? Drink it ~ ~ ~
2. An elephant chased an ant desperately. The ant saw a mound in front of him, so he plunged in and put out a foot. Why? It wants to trip the elephant.
Third, there was a fire on the Internet recently: If I disappear, who will look for me all over the world, paralyzed! I really want to say: who else, black and white impermanence!
Fourth, I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. Then, you see how I kill you!
A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, she will blame others.
6. Life is like a shuttle full of AK47 bullets, and you never know whether the next bullet will blow your head off.
7. Today, lz accidentally hit a red Liu Ma car while driving. The owner of another car was a little girl who jumped down with a mobile phone. I hurried forward to apologize and kept talking. She gave me a white look, then gave me her mobile phone and asked me to take a lovely photo of her. I also have to write that there was a small car accident today, and she thought it was cute. After that, she drove away ... leaving the landlord messy for several minutes!
Today, I accidentally saw a condom in my 17-year-old son's wallet. I said, "Come here, you son of a bitch! Why do you still have condoms in your wallet? " The son casually said, "Oh, I won't eat any more." I paused, and then "don't you dare!"
Nine, I found a new job, and I am very happy to post in the circle of friends: I found a new job today, come on! Then a friend replied to me early the next morning: Be safe at the gas station!
Ten, you are really sunny. ""Speak human words. " "You are so black." "You come here and I won't hit you. "
I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.
12. I dreamed that my partner died and I cried badly. When I woke up, I found that there was no object at all, and I cried even more.
Thirteen, on the road of life, when you try to climb up, there are always several dogs desperately pulling you down.
14. I really love you and don't want to leave you. I am so deeply hurt by your heartache. If you really don't want to upset me, please hurry up ... the stock market.
15. Just now, someone told me, "You will be the richest man in the world." I feel like my life is ruined. I'm bored to death.
Sixteen, quarreling when I was a child was really simple: "You are a pig", "You are a pig", "Rebound" and "Rebound is invalid"
17. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you ... pay back the money quickly.
Eighteen, please don't black surname wang! My name is Wang, and my brothers around me are protecting me like thieves! Sleeping with sister-in-law now is like cheating!
Nineteen, this year, if your salary quadruples, you can defeat the United States, triple your salary, you can defeat the Japanese, triple your salary, you can defeat Taiwan Province Province, and double your salary, and you can only be defeated by your wife when you go home. Of course, if you have no money, you can only be beaten by your wife. . . . .
Twenty. Today, the goddess asked me what my specialty was. After a little thinking, I said to her, "Below." I saw her blush and call me a hooligan. I don't understand. I learned how to eat 100 kinds of instant noodles in four years in college. Isn't that a specialty? What's wrong with girls now?
Twenty-one, my ideal is simple: I have the body of Monkey Brother and live the life of Bajie.
Twenty-two, those who look good and can eat are called foodies, and those who look ugly and can eat are called fools.
Twenty-three, "Why do girls seldom take the initiative to find boys?" "Have you ever seen a socket take the initiative to find a plug!" This is the most meaningful thing I have seen today.
MengMeng's funny sentences
MengMeng's funny sentence 1. There is also a little black boy in the factory.
2. One sentence, one scene and one space.
3. Making sentences is a kind of freedom.
4. Words generated in darkness.
5. A part of the soul will stay with someone.
6. There are more birthdays than birthdays.
7. Dreams that can only be endured alone.
When I asked myself if I was lonely, I began to feel lonely.
9. In the deep winter, it is rare to go into battle lightly.
10, because the right hand has been helping the left hand.
You can't take your eyes off the darkness.
12, age marks our familiarity with the day.
13, I really want to deviate from reality carefully.
14 At least I can see your light on.
15, the stalk will always be old, but the mood has been refurbished.
16, a person's smooth sailing.
17, fat passbook, thin yourself.
18. A chilling warm-blooded animal.
19, just hungry.
I had a dream that I was so lonely that I almost wanted to call in sick.
2 1, after a whole day, I was still thinking about what a lonely dream I had this morning.
22. Smoke a cigarette that doesn't exist.
23. It would be nice to ask for leave like this.
24. There are too many red lights on for nothing.
25. Getting up is like a landing that sometimes fails.
26, like a moth that can make its own fire.
27. Sashimi was salted to death by soy sauce.
28. I have been busy all year round since the sixth grade, and my heart aches.
29, big fish and big meat, Happy New Year.
30. Unexplained people are inexplicably desecrated.
3 1, my body has no mistress.
32. The degree of being tired of eating is directly proportional to the degree of being tired of living.
33. There is food and meat, and there are too many desires and anxieties.
34. Good things bring you bad troubles.
35. Get up and leave this dream.
36. What you are referring to is only a relatively vague gender.
37. Unstable weather is my good weather.
38. Your stay in my heart has become four seasons.
39. Have a good sleep first.
40. Tolstoy is the vodka tonight.
4 1, flew to meet another group of people who were tired of living.
42. The figure should be soft, which often makes the heart hard.
43. Sadness has taught me many things.
44. The trace of injury becomes the outline of the heart.
45. The soul enters the night earlier than the sky.
46. Not strong enough, but there are too many expectations.
47. The dead are kinder than when they were alive.
48. The ellipsis tells my days, and the dash records my sleep.
49. Falling stars carry more wishes.
50. I have many memories that will be the generation gap in the future.
5 1, sleepy, it cheated.
52. Wet and rainy, which breeds many moldy sentences.
I can't remember it all, but at the moment I feel very fulfilled.
Once you are too serious, it becomes a competition with your own happiness.
I feel very happy to stand behind you.
56. When I like you, even your shadow shines.
57. There are more and more things that are not taken to heart.
58. Terrorist attacks on daily life.
59. I live like a bucket, with many past events in my stomach.
60. Compared with raw eggs, most people have better bone-removing ability.
6 1, in the natural passage of time, is like a traveler walking in the dark.
62. I opened the carton and saw a cricket from Changhua.
63. Unconsciously, it becomes working for security.
64. You only live in my heart. The real you are just a fake.
No matter where you live, you should swim in the ocean of blue thoughts.
66. You will react to the sun because of the inner light.
67. Generally, when you become mainstream, you will miss the days when you are not mainstream.
68. You are facing great loneliness, so you are in estrus in the huge living room.
69. It takes people a lifetime to kill everything except insects.
70. When wishes accumulate into actions.
7 1, gave himself to a book all night.
72, the clock around a full circle is not without progress.
If understanding can't make us beautiful, it's better to keep a little distance.
74, lack of childlike innocence, but also like children.
75. Habits are formed after birth.
76. When memories touch you, the scenery will rust.
77. After eating cuttlefish noodles, have another plate of ink painting.
78. Missing doesn't hurt, but it itches.
79. The hard disk has more space than the house.
80. There are always some rooms, so the time will not flow when the door is closed.
8 1, my computer and my computer.
82. The red light is also helping you time.
83. Look for better photos than yourself.
84. All fantasy plots may suddenly turn into going to the toilet.
85. Gift money, like a mutual aid association, is not guaranteed to be cashed in the first stage.
86. Cocoons grow in your habits.
87. I am your Pluto, even if I am removed from your list.
How can you lose weight in such a cold society?
89. Life is about accepting shocks until you start to shock others.
90. The disagreement began with a walk on the playground at sunset that year.
9 1, the moment of handing in the paper is full of realistic consciousness.
92. I didn't find the dead of night until the information notice stopped jumping out.
93. I think I will go forward like an overnight train after I die.
94. Going out and staying at home in the rain are everywhere.
95. The pressure made me begin to understand the bestsellers of fast-paced songs.
96. When there is no sea breeze at night, it will rain heavily in summer.
97. The Internet is my wing, and the internet speed is gravity.
98. I found myself losing my communication skills in online games.
99. I didn't know what uncontrollable trembling was when I was a child, but I don't want to feel this way again when I grow up.
100, holding the doll I made as a child, I was still touched at first.
10 1, I regard you as a collection card of a store I don't often go to.
102, hold up the rain with a coat and use socks as roots to absorb water.
103, spinning with the current, choked by laundry detergent.
104, I only feel uncomfortable when I am quiet, so I have been listening to music.
105, light up the sky in the countdown.
106, if Acacia is sick, the medicine cannot be stopped.
107, the heartbeat escaped into silence like a footstep.
108, covering her ears and listening to blood flow like magma.
109, I found myself alone, and there was no sound of cars whizzing by.
1 10 Watching your heart break again, I tried to save your mood as an adhesive again.
1 1 1, pretending to be in a bad mood for a little affection.
1 12. If you can hold innocence in your hand, you are no longer a child.
1 13, turn against white and sharpen you.
1 14, garbage accumulated in one semester.
1 15, the wet rope hung on my neck beam.
1 16, unscrew the cloud and drown all the holes in the ground.
1 17. Pretend you are joking with a smiling face that is seen through.
1 18, I have been my parents' imitation cat all my life.
The cat stopped on a leaf and the floor became Wang Yang.
120, pessimists live in farewell.
12 1, I'm used to tired and faint sleep, and I forget how to fall asleep.
122, it was raining. Two rice balls were crowded together all afternoon, and one of them was hungry.
123, an unfamiliar friend invited a single person to dinner.
124, wandering in front of the graffiti wall for a long time, writing down things that have nothing to do with the present.
125. Memories are like we are still running on the playground together.
126, love to dive by yourself.
127, I hope the link with you will not be broken at the final achievement exhibition.
128, sorry, we are not familiar enough to comfort each other.
129, I can't hum five tones, nor can I describe my feelings in limited words.
130, turn to the old photos, a warm hand, a stinging heart.
13 1, some people swell when they are dyed with water, while others are like paper.
132. When I found the lost button, I had already changed my clothes.
133, habitually open the refrigerator, no purpose.
134, I am not your eyes, but your glasses cloth.
135, the impermanence of life turns grief into appetite.
136, since someone helped you pull the thread, I'll take it as the wind that blew through you.
137. Sprinkle liquor on your heart, and it will be ignited by your words.
138, I wonder if the sealed honey has deteriorated.
139, social expectations are like a torrent.
140, I found an invoice with your phone number on it that I forgot to check.
14 1, when it rises, it falls, which runs counter to it.
142, when my mother said that she was old and didn't know how to reply.
143, punctured the barrier on the finger and oozed a blood bead.
144. The boat I took yesterday is still dizzy today.
145, I wanted to be different from my father when I was young, but I grew up imitating him.
146, silently staying in front of the screen, absorbing things without nutrition.
147, I always hope that I can be impulsive and full of enthusiasm for life.
148, you hold my clothes and I will hold your hand.
149, I am a fat man, facing the reality all day, and I am not thin.
150, are you too familiar to say anything, or are you speechless like strangers?
15 1. It doesn't matter if you wear a pair when you wake up.
152, it's like singing in a hot shop.
Life is like a journey, but you can choose what you want to carry.
154, pick up the whole pot of rice from the rice cooker by hand, and get the eyes of children's worship.
155, come to you with ice, melt.
156, twin beds and single beds sleep by themselves.
157, drink beer if you want to cry, and open a can of honey soy milk if you miss you.
158, I couldn't understand the warnings of adults when I was a child, but I couldn't help telling them when I grew up.
159, dreaming that the totem symbolizing oneself is a book turning pages.
160, telling the ordinary story of that old time.
16 1, I have no credit, and my card can't spend the whole night quickly.
162, even believe your own lies.
163, pour the tea into the pot and inject a little warmth into this winter night.
164, thoughts and actions run counter to each other and go to the end on the lost road.
165, when jogging, unconsciously synchronize with the person running in front.
166, after the age of talking and crying, I took the wine handed by my old friend.
167, you are a plague, and I still leave scars after being cured.
168, hiding from the shadows in summer and basking in the sun in winter.
169 Cook and see me off.
170, maturity is too early, childhood is too late, and wisdom lasts a lifetime.
17 1, exchange inspiration.
172, you and I will never say goodbye.
173, looking at the reflection when the screen is completely black, undisguised reflection of yourself.
174, friends who are too familiar to say anything are most suitable for separation.
175, the happiness that wants to be thin and make you fat comes so suddenly.
176, waking up after a nap can't tell the morning from the evening.
177, it's hard for me to calm down when my enthusiasm shifts.
178, I also want to know why my family was so silent until I was silent.
179, I'm finally old enough for my parents to go out on dates.
180, I'm the only one who came on the appointed day, and my childhood promise can't count.
18 1, the pillow person becomes the pillow person.
182, you think that memory is a pond, but it is actually a whirlpool.
183, I don't know where to go, but I'm already moving forward.
184, waterless pen repeatedly engraved impatient inspiration on paper.
185, you are too bad to forget before going to bed.
186, at the banquet of life, propose a toast to friends who left halfway.
187, the line of sight is limited by the mobile phone, which blurs the reality.
188, sometimes I feel different from the surrounding painting style.
189, I was not used to the rain stopping at first.
190, born full, dead blank.
19 1, a three-pointer wearing pants and a tie in the sunny sunshine.
192, no matter how hard you try, you can't escape the comparison.
193, I gave up drifting and let others get used to it.
194, a carnivore with nothing, devoured himself.
195, I was so young until you taught me to stop.
196, recalling fried eggs, happiness becomes ignorance.
197, alas, obviously I'm past the age when I started to explore myself.
198, after a hundred years of loneliness, reality is more like a dream.
199, in some cases, is purely for lighting.
200. The food in the convenience store is like a dream after lighting a match.