In the circle of friends who are gaining weight, there are three aspects to writing a copy, namely, humor, distress and inspiration.

humorous articles

1. In the future, it's really necessary to keep your mouth shut. You've gained three or four pounds when you open your legs, but all your long legs won't grow in other places.

2, wearing a short skirt, I feel that my stomach is getting bigger today, and I think I am getting fatter. After half a day, I find that my underskirt has not been pulled down to a pile of crowded places, which is embarrassing.

3. You can't gain any more weight, or you won't be able to get through the back door of the community if you come back later.

4. I've gained weight. It's really hard for me. I don't work and rest regularly. I don't get enough sleep every day. I'll really gain a lot of weight under pressure.

5. I have a premonition that I will gain weight again. I am tired and sleepy when I get home. I want to sleep after eating this point.

6. We are often addicted to delicious food, and then we find that we have gained weight. At this time, we are sad again and clamoring for losing weight. The following is a collection collected by Xiaobian of Non-mainstream House for everyone about how to gain weight recently and how to talk about the mood of gaining weight again. Welcome to read.

7. I have really put on weight, and I have fat around my waist, but I will keep on exercising and keeping fit. Being fat is nothing at all.

8. Every day, it's either a cheesecake or a cheese breast cover. Even if I gain weight, I have to thank you. I don't care.

9. I look at myself in the mirror every day and feel increasingly ugly, thinking hard about whether I have gained weight, edema or simply ugliness.

1. The first time I faced up to my weight gain was when I ran on my way to class this morning, and then I felt the flesh on my face shaking!

11. I'm finished. I feel like I've gained weight. I just touched my stomach and a handful of meat. It's over.

chagrin

1. The head is big. The weight is rising, which is completely out of control. I can't take a walk when it rains every day, and I go home to sleep after dinner before going to work.

2. It is always said that if you can't control your weight, you can't control your life. When I hear that, I will be happy. Who says I can't control my weight? I said that if I gain 2 kg, I will gain 2 kg. If I say that I gain 5 kg, I will really gain 5 kg. When have I ever broken my word?

3. The newly bought electronic scale arrived, but the original one broke down when it was weighed! I gained weight again, so I had to eat something light.

4. I came to leg press with a large plate of chicken, and I gained weight again. Is the significance of my fitness to take a bath? Cry. I'm so white, ha ha ha ha ha.

5. It seems that it has grown by .7 or .8 in a year. 187.5 should be there. The heel does not look like a centimeter. I'm not lying about my weight. I've always been between 69.5 and 71 after taking a shower at home.

6. My weight hasn't changed for about five or six years, so I always feel that I am the kind of person who will never get fat. Many people will say that you are so thin when they look at my first sentence, so I always want to get fat and have a fat face. In September this year, I suddenly found that I had gained seven or eight pounds, and I didn't care about my appearance. In the last three or four months, I gained six or seven pounds, but my appearance still couldn't be seen. I was scared to death by the speed of my weight gain, but my face was not fat and my legs were full.

7. Sitting in front of the computer from morning till night, the workload is more than N times. I gained two pounds in two days, and soon I will return to the peak weight of my freshman year.

8. I may have practiced a little hard yesterday, but my thigh hurts a little today. I came back in the evening and weighed myself. Why did it grow again? !

9. The little boy came back from military training, tanned and gained weight again. The big one packed his bags and the high-speed train set off, Wuxi, half a month. Only me, recently, has been tied at home, tied to the unit, tied to mom. I also want to get some air! Take a lunch break, maybe go to Taiwan Province or Shenyang!

1. Yesterday, I went to the hospital for a physical examination. My baby grew 6cm tall and weighed 6 kg (wearing a small cotton-padded jacket). The doctor fiddled with him for a long time, made him exercise and climbed for a long time. My heart was killing me when I carried his calf in turn, and my tears were about to come out.

inspirational articles

1. There are two me in the world, one is a foodie, and the other is one who really wants to lose weight.

2. Fat people are greasy even when they breathe.

3. Fat people may suddenly stop breathing when they sleep!

4. Weigh the daily weight, and lose weight and gain weight every year.

5. Don't envy thin people, because you are getting thinner quietly. Everyone has everyone's troubles. Many thin people are actually not in good shape.

6. Fat man, fat man, if you don't lose weight, you'll become a Buddha. How bitter the hunger strike is, how bitter it is to lose weight. However, if you want to lose weight, you must eat these hardships.

7. The road to success is not crowded, because not many people persist.

8. If you are ugly, fat and silent, people will think you are weird, but if you are beautiful, thin and silent, people will only think you are mysterious.

9. The world's "body discrimination" is far more serious than you think. Fat and thin are not necessarily antonyms, but fat and ugly are often synonyms!

1. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are a kind-hearted fat person!