It is said that one quarter of people studying in Guangzhou are from Chaoshan.

Xiao Bian is suddenly curious.

What does it feel like to have a roommate in Chaoshan in college?

Younger asked me that day: What is Chaoshan dialect?

I proudly say: those words that you don't understand and feel good are

Chaoshan dialect!

Every time he calls home, he speaks his hometown dialect without scruple.

He can't understand anything.

The gentleness of his dialect is completely different from the tone when he usually speaks Mandarin with us.

besides eating,

when you arrive at the restaurant, shout hungry on time.

When the human flesh canteen was starving in the middle of the night,

there were all kinds of food in her cupboard.

There aren't many delicious foods,

But they love spicy strips!

Other roommates look good when they smile.

She does look funny.

be nice!

In other words, what is the definition of Chaoshan? A city?

(how can I put it? The scope of Chaoshan is very wide,

Chaoshan is actually the floorboard of a region,

If the person you like is from Chaoshan,

Baidu the range you refer to! )

Every holiday,

I always meet her and forward a wave of Chaoshan food tweets.

I envy and hate!

If you have something to do, WeChat chat will send one or two expression packs in Chaoshan dialect

or shout a word or two in Chaoshan dialect,

bully us into not understanding it.

(Only they laughed happily,

The rest of us who don't understand

really look puzzled! )

Farting is the loudest.

We will brush some circle of friends that we can't understand if we have anything to do.

There has been a mudslide recently.

Please translate the following passage from a Chaoshan girl.

I wish to be a piece of mud in the afterlife

I love to be mud

I don't want to be mud

I want to be mud

Yes, I bully you. I don't understand

I wish to be a bucket of water in the afterlife

Wash away Lu's mud and wash away Lu's love to be a ni

I wish to be an afterlife < Don't get stuck in the mud,

If you are stuck in the mud, you should blow the wind under the Lianyang Bridge.

Every time a friend comes to Chaoshan,

two people chat in Chaoshan dialect, and we don't understand a word.

when a group of people went out for a party,

when they suddenly found two Chaoshan people,

they immediately started to talk about Chaoshan again!

Isn't it said that Chaoshan women are virtuous?

My Chaoshan roommate,

only washes socks once a week!

but it's ingenious to do manual work.

I always feel that I can't offend Chaoshan people,

otherwise, he will "call the provincial boy Pa Lu."

The most abnormal thing is that Chaoshan dialect has different accents in different places!

(I always feel that they are from Chaoshan,

but the Chaoshan dialect they speak is different ...)

Sometimes she doesn't understand what she says,

She thinks she is talking to herself, which is horrible!

In the middle of the night, she talks in her sleep, and she speaks Chaoshan dialect.

She doesn't understand, and she feels possessed. It's terrible!

Always give us Chaoshan specialties to eat.

Chaoshan people are very United.

where is it reflected?

For example, if you write a tweet about Chaoshan,

the reading volume per minute is 1,+?

believe it or not

Anyway, Xiaobian believes

hahaha

Tell the truth, meet a Chaoshan roommate,

bring you special products, sew underwear, and

know the market!

learn and cherish!

If the person you like is from Chaoshan, cherish it even more.

Chaoshan area has the lowest divorce rate in China.

Girls are generally gentle and virtuous.

actually, we don't value boys over girls.

To tell the truth, even if you say that Chaoshan is male chauvinism,

In fact, we still like Chaoshan very much.

We are reluctant to marry too far.

Otherwise, where can we eat our food?

rice rolls's beef balls

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