1. Question: Xiaoming felt his feet were sore when he was walking on the road one day. Why?
Answer: Because he stepped on a lemon ...
2. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?
answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).
3. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?
answer: eraser. Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).
4. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth is afraid of 11 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 11 thousand, only (paper) afraid of one thousand.
5. Question: What is the pencil's surname?
answer: Xiao. Reason: sharpening (sharpening) a pencil.
6. Question: What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?
answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
7. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest?
answer: 1 is lazy; 2 hard work. Reason: One (1) don't do two (2) endlessly.
8. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?
answer: press it. Reason: silence (silence).
9. Question: What is white plus white?
answer: white rabbit. Reason: little white two.
11. Question: Is KFC bigger or McDonald's bigger?
answer: KFC. Reason: KFC is grandpa and McDonald's is uncle ~
11. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?
answer: jasmine. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine flower.
12. Question: What animals can be pasted on the wall?
answer: seals. Reason: poster ~ ~
13. Question: Red beans and mung beans guess boxing, red beans give stones and mung beans give cloth. Guess an animal and a food.
answer: mung bean fly. Reason: Mung Bean won.
14. Question: Which two English letters will explode when put together?
answer: o and K. Reason: OK is tense (bang).
15. Question: Are the dumplings boys or girls?
answer: boys. Reason: Dumplings have foreskin. -_-||||
16. Question: How much is one movie, 211 yuan, and three movies?
answer: 51 yuan. Reason: three 51 ... (three no five hours)
17. Question: Do you know why silkworm babies are rich?
Answer: It will cocoon (frugality) ...
18. Question: What's the difference between purity and Shu Jie?
Answer: Of course, wipe it on your ass ... (this ... this ...)
19. Question: There is a green ghost and a red ghost. The green ghost needs one bullet and the red ghost needs two bullets. How can you kill the green ghost and the red ghost with two bullets?
answer: shoot the green ghost first, and then the red ghost will be blue all over ...
21. Question: What can't the company drink when it wants to lay off employees?
Answer: Xiancao honey, the reason is "fry me first" ...
21. Question: The tortoise is afraid of hammers, the cockroach is afraid of slippers, so what is the bird afraid of?
Answer: Birds are afraid of drooping ... = =
22. Question: What is God's means of transportation?
Answer: Baby, the reason: I have never heard of magic <; Ride > Baby ...
23. Question: Who was John born?
Answer: It's flowers, and the reason is: peanut butter (John) ...
24. Question: So, what's the name of John's mother?
Answer: Duck, the reason: Jiang (JOHN) mother duck ...
25. Question: Which historical figure deserves the most beating?
answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu herded sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).
26. Question: Who is Amy's mother?
answer: flowers. Reason: peanuts!
27. Question: Who is Amy's father?
answer: it is a butterfly. Reason: recent love!
28. Question: Who is Mi's grandmother?
answer: it is a wonderful pen. Reason: Wonderful pen makes flowers!
29. Question: Who is Mi's grandfather?
answer: popcorn. Reason: Grandpa hugged rice and flowers!
31. Question: Play an idiom between a blue knife and a blue gun.
answer: invulnerability (blue)
31. Question: People dressed in gold play an idiom.
answer: a shocking (golden) person.
32. Question: The number "3" walks on the road ... flips a somersault ... and then flips a ... to play an idiom.
answer: repeatedly.
33. Question: A dog stopped barking after crossing the wooden bridge. Play an idiom.
answer: I never forget anything (Wang).
34. Question: Book 11, type an idiom.
answer: incredible (book 11).
35. Question: Cattle, dogs, pigs and sheep race ... After running to the finish line ... all the cows, dogs and pigs are breathless ... only the sheep don't breathe. Play an idiom.
answer: Be proud (the sheep didn't breathe).
36. Question: Why didn't the fireworks hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will "flash".
37. Question: What should I call a woman who has been divorced many times?
answer: the former "public" is abandoned.
38. Question: A bee stung on the calendar. Play an idiom.
question: the wind (bee) and the sun (calendar)
39. question: a bear comes. Play an idiom.
Answer: Come prepared (bear will come)
41. Question: A sheep calls an eagle and plays an idiom.
Answer: Yang Feng (sheep phone) is unfaithful (eagle: "hello")
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I saw it today.
especially the second question! !
what a sweaty bird ...
(mouth)! !
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September 22nd
favorite poem from a friend ~ ~
Facing the sea, spring blossoms
From tomorrow on, be a happy person
Feed horses, chop wood and travel around the world
From tomorrow on, I care about food and vegetables
I have a house. Correspond with every relative
Tell them my happiness
The lightning of happiness told me
I will tell everyone
Give every river and mountain a warm name
Stranger, I also wish you a bright future
May you have a lover, and jack shall have Jill
May you be on earth. 1pnAXmI4SwpsJFDqzt38ynHA! 566. entry
September 21
Happiness begets sorrow ~~
It's really "lucky" recently. The beautiful and moving second spring (solution: the second wallet) of this genius has left me again. I am very sad to say that fortunately, there is no hard-earned money, no ticket, only a bank card, and I will go to see the police uncle tomorrow. I don't know. 1pnAXmI4SwpsJFDqzt38ynHA! 551. Entry
September 18
Talking about abcdefg
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1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am
with you..
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2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you
cry.
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3. Just because someone doesn't love you th e way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
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4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
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5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing
you can't have them.
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6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile.
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7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the
world.
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8. Don't waste your tim e on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
time on you.
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9. Maybe God want s us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right
one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be
grateful.
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11. Don't cry because it is ov er, smile because it happened.
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