Han Han: My girl is strong and lovely.

● Improve health.

Being liked by a person and accepting her to spend money for me is a kind of enjoyment.

I actually like all kinds of women, and I believe most men do.

Now I have a girlfriend, not a gossip girlfriend, but a real girlfriend. I won't disclose her surname, height, weight and professional background. She can't see how beautiful she is. Her eyebrows, eyes and facial features are perfect. When she looks at it with some artistic eyes, she will feel an aura, which makes people want to see more.

This is her type!

I don't call her by name, but simplify it to one word-"Niu", which makes her very excited and makes me very satisfied. Before meeting a girl, I have a girl's standard that I like: excellent, sensible, decent, loving me from the heart, and more importantly, being able to cook well.

All these girls meet the standards, and an upgraded version that I haven't had time to include in the standards is attached: I have my own opinions, but I'm not too stubborn; Smart, but don't think you are smart.

I always thought that raising a family was a man's business. Generally speaking, men with this consumption concept are more attractive to women, and men's generosity is a virtue.

Girls don't appreciate my virtue. She said: if she has no income and savings, I will support her; If she has income and savings, I support her family. Basically, I haven't spent any special funds on this girl. Sometimes I say buy you something. She will be as indifferent as Faye Wong: "I have the money to buy it myself!" Sometimes she will be very happy when she buys it first, and she will choose a gift of the same grade to give back to me within a week.

This kind of reward is a bit challenging, but I don't dislike it. Like a person, spending money for her is a kind of enjoyment. Being liked by a person and accepting her to spend money for me is a kind of enjoyment.

Food is not as good as beautiful tableware, and beautiful tableware is not as good as beautiful chef.

I am a person who doesn't pay much attention to food, and I know that I eat very unhealthy. Before that girl appeared, I always committed suicide with instant noodles and box lunch.

The girl saved my stomach. More importantly, it also subverts my view of the word sexy. I find girls sexiest in the kitchen.

Wake up one morning, thirsty, suddenly heard a series of ringing bells. Looking sleepy, I have the illusion of crossing India: Niu Niu carries a tray with well-matched rice, curry juice, yogurt sauce, chicken, cucumber juice and a few slices of lemon. She wears an ankle bell and jingles when she walks. She staggers the tray on my lap. Then, take a wet tissue and wipe the fingers of my right hand one by one and say, "Eat!" " "

Are there no chopsticks or spoons? The girl smiled at me, put her right hand into the plate, squeezed lemon juice on the chicken, squeezed a little chicken and a ball of rice, dipped it in curry juice and sent it to my mouth.

Girl, let me try it myself. When my fingers grabbed the curry, the spicy and warm taste seemed refreshing. The girl pointed out to me, don't put food in your mouth in a hurry, and stay at your fingertips for a while.

After that, I made several special trips to eat curry. However, no matter how luxurious the restaurant is, how famous the chef is and how exquisite the tableware is, I still think the curry breakfast made by cattle is the most delicious.

Other women will dress up when they go out and show their best to outsiders. Before entering the kitchen, girls should tidy up their most beautiful side. I once bought a silk butterfly cheongsam for Niu Niu, which had a strange taste of Leng Yan. This cheongsam has now become a girl's apron. She wore a high bun and a pair of red silk embroidered shoes embroidered with big peony.

This dress is too fancy to walk on the runway, but the girl walks safely between oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

To outsiders, this is too melodramatic. Niu has his own theory: food is not as good as beautiful tableware, and beautiful tableware is not as good as beautiful chef.

If you come, I believe you won't leave. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future.

Sometimes I have to write something and need quiet and independent moments. Girls will never bother me. But she won't treat me like an outsider. I knocked on the keyboard on the table, and the girl occasionally sat in the distance with a drawing board. When I finished my work, the girl handed me a pencil sketch or an oil painting with a little taste of Van Gogh.

Niu Niu is not the kind of honest child with a good family. Her cunning is full of eccentricity.

She occasionally sends me a message saying that she wants to disappear for a few days and asks me not to look for her. In those days, it is absolutely impossible to find her. Basically, when I think I miss her, she will come back, but she will never look dusty, but her makeup is very light and her smell is very good.

I have been with Niu Niu for several months, and Niu Niu never asks about marriage. She said: I believe you won't leave when you come. When you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future. Very difficult.

In life, Niu Niu is like a sister, making the bed for me that I am too lazy to make, cooking my favorite meals and cleaning my dirty home; Emotionally, Niu Niu is like a sister, sometimes cunning and sometimes personality, which fully cultivates my desire for protection and possession as a big man.

Once I played a game called Truth or Adventure with a girl, and she asked me to give her a heartfelt evaluation. I said this: I don't want to get married before I meet you; After meeting you, when I want to get married, I don't want to find anyone else. ...

(20 10 No.5 Mochou Dark Horse/Chi Xingcheng)