Selling cloth and selling salt - meddling in nosy (salty) things and a bad guy drinking soup - a shameless and dirty guy becoming a disciple - burning paper on the grave of a shameless person - fooling ghosts and farting in bed - being able to be literary (sounding) and capable of martial arts (covering)

Farting under the covers - Opening the coffin and shouting to catch the thief - Unjustly accusing a dead man of walking on a tightrope - Taking risks and practicing swimming in a cesspit - Really not afraid of death (shit) The Jade Emperor farts - A moldy grape

——Dancing with a machete in a cemetery full of evil spirits —— Drawing a bow in a cemetery to scare people to death —— Shooting (sexual) ghost dogs and eating tofu brains —— Can’t help but drive a car without a whip —— Rely on flattering the coffin shop ——

Money is required for life and death, a kidnapping enters the hospital - self-governance, the gecko lifts the door curtain - showing a small hand, giving birth on the plane - high school students and monks reciting sutras - menstruation, carrying the coffin and losing pants - the impolite dead man playing in the toilet

Pole jump - Excessive (feces) Lighting a lamp in the toilet - Seeking death (feces) Setting off firecrackers in the toilet - Shaking feces (excitement) The Dragon King farts - The coffin stretches out its hand - Even if you die, you will need money to eat iron bars and pull the aluminum cover -

The old lady touched the switch from the bottom - the energetic bastard had boils on her butt - rotten rules (rotten turtle buttocks) bastard's butt - regulations for bastard to stand upside down - there was a rule above (referring to the regulations from superiors) bastard stood on top

A little bastard - there are new regulations on it. The bastard is doing somersaults - one after another, stipulating that gods fart - extraordinary storytelling on the plane - empty words will give you three points of color - you open a dyeing shop and the sun is full of gold teeth -

- You lie when you speak (yellow) Blind people chat - You talk nonsense about blind men wearing glasses - You pretend to be better than throwing bombs in latrines - You arouse public outrage (feces) Blind people learn to embroider - You are just trying to make a fool of yourself, you can have children but it is not called birth

The child - the scary bastard eats watermelon - rolls away, crawls long live he fell into the well - did not dare to work (fish) your boss dug out his eyes to be the judge - blind to the end, the dung beetle lying on the road -

Install a car!

A toad has no hair - a pig's nose is used to fork onions - pretending to be like rice that is not cooked - two bulls fighting - a real (earning) cow is better than touching yellow mud in the crotch - either death (shit) or death (

Shit) looking at the sky with your buttocks turned - farting in your belly button - you fart in the spittoon - you can't think of the 80-year-old virgin - resist Japan to the end.

A rabbit wears a splint on its tail - Lengchong is a wolf with a big tail.

Boiling rubber balls in a pot of paste - you are still angry when you say you are a jerk. The old peacock spreads its tail - poisoning the pancakes with self-made sentiments - don't do this, a toad with little hands on its back - a toad crossing the road pretending to be a local leader -

—The little camouflage jeep, you are still swishing away, the toad is inserting its feathers — The toad is carrying a small hand, it is a foreign bird — The toad is yawning, it is a treasure in the palm of your hand — Your tone is not small, please enjoy the collection of classic sayings: A dwarf rides a big horse——

The dwarf is in a dilemma, sitting on a high stool - the dwarf is in a dilemma, sitting on a high stool - out of reach, then digging out the seeds from the gourd - digging one less than the other, then digging his head into the fire pit - holding his breath in the fire, then drinking water in the middle of the head - barely able to do so, the dwarf pushes his palm -

- The dwarf climbs the hill without a high shot - the Arabic numeral 8 character is greedy and the family is divided - zero to zero (0:0) Grandpa eats coptis - Kuye (ye) (a metaphor for the two masters being evenly matched, regardless of victory or defeat, superiority or inferiority)

, Advantages and Disadvantages) A ??Dou becomes the emperor - is weak and incompetent, lets loose under the chopping board - can't fly, is a nun in the nunnery - has no luck (husband) takes medicine according to the old prescription - still plays the same trick in secret - fights blindly

An Lushan Revolted - Rebellion 4 Children's Jokes 4 Love Jokes 4 Judges, Policemen and Thieves 4 Hospital Jokes No matter what you do, you must first think about the happiness of others, you are a superman.

Think about your own happiness first, you are just a human being.

If you make others unhappy and you are unhappy yourself, you are a fool.