"I was born to be useful, but I just don't know how to use it; There may be only side effects, and it may be a backup! " After work, it often happens to forward some classic sentences, which fully express the feelings or opinions of the sharers. Do you also like exciting sentences? In order to meet your needs, we specially designed the "funny story copy material", please share it with your friends after reading it!

1. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I didn't expect to eat it into a ball in one bite.

2. At the class reunion, the cat took the panda and introduced it to everyone: This is my child. Everyone screamed: You married a bear. I saw that the snake didn't get any children. The cat asked, Why don't you get children? Snake: There are too many children in my family to know that. Everyone was puzzled, and the snake said shyly, I married a mouse. A nest of snakes and rats, and everyone screamed.

3. A goose and a hen are selling eggs at the market. The hen shouts: Double yellow eggs, come and buy them. Goose's mouth is stupid, and it takes a long time to shout: big. After drinking a meal, I found that everyone bought hen's eggs. The goose was puzzled and asked why. The egg buyer said, You see, even if people don't sell double yellow eggs, they are at least in the original ecology.

4. I feel that I am living less and less like myself, like Jackson Yee's wife.

5. The nightingale sings beautifully. Xiao Lv went to learn from the teacher, but the nightingale refused without thinking. Xiao Lv was very angry and asked the nightingale: You really have no talent for singing. It is said in the idiom dictionary that the donkey barks and doesn't change (after repeated teaching)!

6. I care about you, but you ignore me. Then I will turn around and leave. I was called handsome by motorcycle dozens of times a day in Guangzhou. Why should I lick the dog?

7. Take your time and think about it. You will miss my village, my store and my chain store.

8. I am really a black sheep, and hundreds of millions of assets are gone when I wake up.

9. Others: Why are you so dark? Me: Because I don't want to live in vain.

1. Swear that I will never stay up late again. If I stay up late, forget it ...

11. On Christmas Day, Santa Claus is welcomed in the forest. Santa Claus, with a long white beard, promised the animals in the forest a wish. The animals in the forest all shouted: We want to go back to 1 million years ago! Santa Claus asked inexplicably: Why? The animals in the forest all pointed to the monkeys in the tree and said, because we want to drive the apes out of the earth!

12. You're the only thing I want to live for, and everything will be yours for the rest of my life.

13. I don't have the skills to attract bees and butterflies, but I am first-class in attracting mosquitoes!

14. Let's be each other's angels. I'll do what you do ...

15. I wanted to be thin and fall in love with the country, but I didn't expect to be fat with five flowers and three layers.

16. There is a new leak in WeChat. Click on my avatar and send me a "baby", and you will get a baby.

17. Try to catch up with yourself who has been given great expectations.

18. The wild goose proposed to the fish in the water, and the fish said angrily, Go away! The wild goose flew away sadly, and the fish said sadly, there is a kind of love in the world called eternal isolation, and it is better to have a long pain than a short pain!

at 19: and 52: , the magpie bridge appears, and the cowherd and the weaver girl meet for the first time; Cut constantly, the reason is still chaotic, and acacia is a heart; Take advantage of the festive season to show your love. Would you like to go with me on the Magpie Bridge? Birds sing, flowers laugh, giving you happiness and making music. Happy 52!

2. I was born to be useful, but I just don't know how to use it; There may be only side effects, and it may be a backup!

21. I am a good-looking person, although now you will think I am ugly, and after a long time you will put up with it.

22. After life knocked me down, I found it really comfortable to lie down.

23. I was about to eat takeout when I suddenly remembered that I had gained two pounds. I slapped my face fiercely. Alas, how can I be distracted when eating takeout?

24. I'm the Dragon King. Send me 5 yuan on WeChat. If it's too hot, I want to eat more lovely food. If I'm full, it will rain in your city and cool you down.

25. "You don't even have a brain at school. What do you have for lunch?" The zombie teacher asked the zombie students.

26. I'm a good-looking person. Although you will think I'm ugly at first, you'll put up with it after watching it for a long time.

27. The hidden stars are also trying to shine! Come on, you too! What you insist on will hug you in turn one day!

28. Is it an object? I'll buy you anything you like, but forget about anything over three dollars. I don't like material boys.