Guo: Dear audience, Happy New Year! Oh, Brother Gong, don't worry, Niu let it do its thing, and I will accompany you for the New Year!
Feng: Really? This is the real buddy.
Guo: Of course, we are good friends. When we went to this station, the image was twins.
Feng: Who wants to say it's a little different? What bad eyes!
Guo: The pursuit is the same.
Feng: I will do whatever he does.
Guo: I want to make a movie.
Feng: I'm a producer.
Guo: I want to play a hero.
Feng: I'll play the role.
Guo: I want to play a local ruffian.
Feng: I'll play this bastard.
Guo: I'm going to do some small business.
Feng: I practice setting up stalls.
Guo: I want to buy an onion.
Feng: I'll just shoot two garlic heads.
Guo: I want to steal four potatoes.
Feng: I'll take six eggs.
Guo: I'm going to the detention center.
Feng: I'll ... I'll send you a box lunch every day.
Guo: Why don't you go in?
Feng: I am an insider of the Public Security Bureau.
Guo: Bad luck is in your hands! [ 1]
Feng: In the new millennium, we must get down to business, shouldn't we?
Guo: Yes, brother, that's what I'm thinking! CCTV, many columns will be updated.
Feng: That's right.
Guo: This is an opportunity for us. I must help them.
Feng: Right, right, right.
Guo: You said I would help that column first.
Feng: Hold that post. If the pillar is not strong, give it a hand.
Guo: That's right! I'll start with the focus interview. This focus interview ......
Feng: This column is not weak!
Guo: Not weak! How monotonous it is to sit there alone, frowning and nagging endlessly.
Feng: What do you mean?
Guo: Let them sing Allegro Tianjin in Focus Interview.
Feng: Huh?
Guo: We don't praise such dozens of bamboo boards, but I praise the traditional food Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. What's delicious about this Goubuli steamed stuffed bun? It is very thin and filled with 18 folds, just like a flower.
Feng: This is a description of the steamed stuffed bun. You can't use it indiscriminately, saying that the girl is as beautiful as a flower. You must never say that girl looks like a steamed stuffed bun.
Guo: How about it! As long as new content is added in this form, the focus interview will be on fire. at that time ...
Feng: No, no, no, just now. How about we welcome him to broadcast a focus interview for us in this form today?
Guo: Allegro Tianjin "Focus Interview" is broadcast here? Can't arrive on time.
Feng: Why can't you come?
Guo: I didn't bring my surfboard.
Feng: I have it with me.
Guo: I have. ...
Guo: What are you taking him for? You can't play. People have to play with that thing. You play ball like an ornament. Who will listen?
Guo: Playing with flowers ... Well, in the past, people had to eat.
Feng: I missed it. Cut the crap-focus interview!
Guo: Let's go. Right? And the band. I don't want to boast about so many bamboo boards. I want to say something in today's focus interview. I want to say something. I want to say something. hey ...
Feng and Guo: Let's say something!
Feng: Are you poor?
Guo: Hey, let's talk about China's entry into GATT to develop an economically prosperous country!
Feng: OK!
Guo: The World Trade Organization, which is very big. Its skin is very thin and has eighteen folds. It can't be steamed stuffed bun!
Feng: Cut the crap!
Guo: The negotiations between China and the United States were extremely difficult, and we finally won through our efforts!
Feng: Yes!
The representative of the United States is still a woman. She just signed the agreement and added conditions. I don't want to eat anything else at the party tonight. If I don't care, I can eat three.
Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)
Guo: Don't look at this female representative. She is usually dignified and chic, but when the steamed stuffed bun is served, she will grab it directly with her hands. Her mouth is straight. Not bad. It is delicious. It is called "Verygood" in our American language!
Guo: OK, OK, OK, OK!
Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)
Guo: I reported this interview. Hey, my name is Shui Junyi, but I look like a flower. Don't call me num. I look like a steamed stuffed bun.
Feng: Ah, my name is Guo. I am not like a flower, but I am fat and have no wrinkles. I really look like a steamed stuffed bun!
Guo: Who looks like a steamed stuffed bun?
Feng: Our focus is on steamed bread shops, right? Can we change it like this? ?
Guo: You can't change it like this.
Feng: Absolutely not!
Guo: I won't change Focus Interview. I'm going to take part in a sports program, which is suitable for singing Allegro Tianjin.
Feng: Really?
Guo: There are so many bamboo boards. Let's not praise others. ...
Feng: I boast that A is a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.
Guo: Good!
Feng: How is that possible?
Guo: Sports programs should have higher pursuits. How can I sing Allegro Tianjin?
Feng: No way.
Guo: Drums should be sung in sports programs. JD.COM Drum As far as I know, I am the only person who can sing in this country: the fiery red sun has just appeared from the mountain, and the morning glow is full of half the sky. ...
Feng and Guo: There are two people walking on the expressway. ...
Feng: An old man and a young man are yelling!
Guo: Zhang Laohan is over 50 years old this year.
Feng: Then her daughter will scream.
Guo: Zhang Laohan sent his daughter to school. Ah, ah, ah, ah
Feng: Help my daughter with her luggage, Gao, Gao, Gao, Gao!
Guo/Feng: Gui Lan will pick up the pole and let his father have a rest and smoke a pack of cigarettes. Don't look at this pole, whether it is narrow at both ends or not wide in the middle. If you wear it, its ends will not bend, no matter how heavy it is, it will not press your shoulders!
Guo: If you are suffocating, use this form and put on new content to broadcast. By then, sports programs will be very popular!
Feng: Really!
K: By then. ...
Feng: Not then, just now. We continue to welcome him to broadcast a women's football match for us with JD.COM drums.
Guo: I can't come here with a drum to sing the women's football match.
Feng: Why can't you come?
Guo: I don't have three strings.
Feng: I have it with me. Secretary Wang brought Sanxian.
Guo: There is also a secretary who plays the role.
Feng: Nonsense, an associate professor is taking a bath.
Guo: Of course! I said this thing won't come down for two or three years.
Guo: Will it be all right? He played cotton when he was a child. Sing what?
Feng: Women's football.
Guo: As soon as the fiery red sun came out of the mountain, half the sky was exposed on the court. China's appearance is two people ...
Feng: How many?
Guo: Eleven, an old man, who is a coach.
Feng: Introduce the players!
Guo: I am in my fifties this year.
Feng: How old are you?
Guo: Fifteen or sixteen, mid-twenties.
Feng: Maybe.
Guo: With my daughter. ...
Feng: Who?
Guo: No, all the female players are women. Captain Sun Wen is not simple. She shouldered the burden and passed the ball.
Feng: Huh?
Guo: Look at this ball. It is very thin and filled with 18 pleats. Goubuli's steamed stuffed bun is not so round. Liu Ailing picked up the pole, let Sun Wen have a rest and smoke a pack of cigarettes. Sun Wen didn't say I would shoot when I started. After patting the door, we can smoke again Sun Wen's power is limitless. Its two ends are narrow, but not wide. If you don't put the ball on it, it won't jump. If you put the ball on it, it will shake at both ends and it won't miss the angle. Sun suddenly shot out the door. ...
Feng: OK!
Guo: Ah ah ah ah ah.
Feng: Hey, did you score?
Guo: Wait a minute, I only see that ball. ...
Feng: How about it?
Guo: It ran towards that door, alas. ...
Feng: No, I asked if you passed the exam.
Guo: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Feng: Oh, my God. ...
Guo: Do you want this football to enter or not? We'll talk next time, safe and sound, safe and sound!
Guo: How about this broadcast? What kind of actions will fans and friends all over the country have!
Feng: In any case, it is certain that you will be defeated. You can't look after yourself. Is there such a change? I don't object to your changing the column, but you must change it according to certain rules. You can't change it, can you?
Guo: Brother Gong, and all the audience friends present here, I promise you that I will never change sports programs again.
Feng: That's right.
Guo: I changed the weather forecast to ...
Feng: Here we go again.
Guo: According to the weather forecast, you can't sing drums.
Feng: It must be Allegro Tianjin.
Guo: That's right.
Feng: It's more than a dozen bamboo boards. Snowflakes are as big as flowers. I took a closer look, and it was Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.
Guo: It's too messy.
Feng: Isn't this your idea?
Guo: My idea is to sing the weather forecast with popular songs, so that we can feel the new millennium.
Feng: Really? Then let's continue to welcome.
Guo: Here? Singing the weather forecast with pop songs, I can't come, I didn't bring …
Feng: I didn't bring anything.
Guo: I can see that he is the worst in the audience. You can bring anything I know, you can bring anything I know, guitar! -Did you bring it?
Feng: I really didn't bring it.
Guo: Our jargon is guitar!
Feng: I took my shoes away in the shower.
Guo: Then, Secretary Shi, bring my guitar.
Feng: He also has a secretary. Wow, wow, he is a female secretary.
Guo: Nonsense, who will take this person? Play and sing by yourself.
Feng: I'll try: I can't live without you in my dream, even if the night no longer comes, I can't live without you in my heart, even if my heart is broken.
Guo: OK, this level is right at our door, and you can listen to seven paragraphs for a penny.
Feng: Are you poor? From now on-weather forecast.
Guo: One, two, three, four, I heard that I have never seen the new century in the future. Spanning two thousand years, the future will be brilliant, the people will be happy and the country will be rich and strong through thick and thin. It's all good weather in China, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh …
Feng: Hey, is it windy abroad?
Guo: What did you say?
Feng: Isn't it windy abroad?
Guo: Scrape.
Feng: What level?
K: One two three four five six seven.
Feng: Ouch ... (Laughter)
Guo: There are so many bamboo boards. Let's not brag about other things. Let's praise the traditional gourmet Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. Everyone says I'm like a flower in winter. Actually, I think Feng Gong is the Goubuli steamed stuffed bun.
Feng: Did I annoy you?